#yep I'm on my cowboy hate again
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Where you belong?
Chapter 8 - Fill the Void
Javier Peña x latin!f!reader
Summary: Running away from life as you always knew to start a new position as Head Chief on a DEA Office, far away, on Colombia. There, you'll face violence, as you never thought you could. There, you'll meet Javier Peña, your stubborn agent...
Warnings (to the whole fic): +18!, angst, smut, cheating, last relationships, drug dealing - Narcos Universe (not so accurate), bad spanish, english is my second language, use of Y/N and Y/LN. No physical description of the reader, only your clothes (sometimes). The POVs are shifting between reader (first person and Narrator - 3rd person)
(If I forgot anything, tell me, pls!)
Word Count: 4k
A/N: Thanks for your feedback, hope you enjoy this chapter! Hope to hear from you all soon! I'm also working on two stories (one shots) to our beloved Joel Miller and our corny cowboy Agent Whiskey
Tag: @creedslove | @pedrostories | @mjoee13 | @immyowndefender | @iamsherlocked-1998 | @pedroswife69 |
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Narrator’s POV:
Arriving at the CNP headquarters, Steve, Javier and you get there almost at the same time.
The tension between you and Javier was noticeable. Steve knew better than asking either of you: he wanted to live to see his girls again… And to catch Escobar.
When you locked the door in your office, the tears started appearing.
You lied to Javier about not remembering breakfast: you hoped he lied about it too. You actually couldn't recall talking about Ben.
Fuck, was a name you didn't think in a very long time…
Especially after meeting Javi.
Is Javi that full of himself to say that to me? What did he mean by that? What did I tell him? And most important: what he really knew about Ben? - You thought.
On the other side of the door, Javier’s mind was racing, trying not to act by impulse. But he decided to call a friend in NYC, who could tell him all he wanted about your history with your ex. He needed to understand why you were so worked up, why that bothered so badly.
However, he didn’t want Steve to suspect anything. Luckly, they got a tip about La Quica again, that he was buying a toilet... The same one that was on La Catedral and heading to the hills on San Isidro road.
When Steve went to speak to Jacoby, to fly Centra Spike over that location, Peña took the shot and called Joe:
“Hey, Joe!” - he greeted him.
“Took you long enough, Javi, you bastard!”
“Well, I tried to avoid long distance calls, you know I hate them.”
“Oh, so the rumors are true, you left your wife in Texas?”
“I did... Better for her and little Lucas, you know…” - he was looking over his shoulder, but no one seemed to be paying attention to him.
“So, how is Y/LN on the colombian field?”
“So far so good, man. She's a good cop…”
“She was one of the best here… But I’m betting my chips that it is not about her resume you called, you want the dirty, am I right?”
Javier laughed.
“You fucking bastard, I knew it!”
“So, what you’ve got about her and her ex?” - Peña asked.
“Peña, that was a huge mess… He was already working here for a while and, months later, she arrived from the NYPD through the front door and found by herself a lead to a prostitution scheme… It was so big that it was a closed door OP, top secret stuff, it was only her, me, our boss and another couple of guys. The operation involved high-class prostitutes, working for high profile narcos. Ben heard the rumors about the OP and tried to sweet talk her to join it… But you know how she is with her work… Things do not mix at all.”
“Oh, I know…” - Javi sighed.
“Yep, so you know the deal... At first, it was just an evil comment here and there. I don’t know if she heard it, she trusted him, she was going to marry him. We were working our asses off, long and crazy hours. He took advantage and lied to her. He got sloppy and the rumors continued to grow... But I still don't know what she knew. Anyway, his luck didn’t last long: we were about to bust a brothel on the night that the narcos were there. Guess who was in one of those filthy beds?”
“No way…” - Javier closed his eyes, incapable of believing it.
“Yep. She found out on the job. Didn't help when she also discovered that he was trying to trade inside info with criminals.”
“Fuck, he was a dirty cop?”
“Yep. Luckily, she was too up-tight with all of her work. Not only was she as clean as a whistle, she got promoted to Colombia.”
“I can't believe it. Fuck...”
“Like a motherfucking movie, am I right?”
“Thanks for telling me. I can understand her behavior now…”
“She's one of the best cops I've ever got to work, Peña. She didn't deserve that.”
“I believe you. Well, thanks, man. Call if you need anything.”
Peña hung up the phone, if he was a mess before, now he was a wreck. The same questions were going through his mind again: How is he going to keep Lorraine away? How will he manage his boy's custody? How is he divorcing her and keep you in the dark, until the process is over?
A couple hours later, the tip to Centra Spike worked: a conversation between another sicario, Velasco, and his lover is recorded.
You, Steve, Javier, Centra Spike, Mili Group and CIA reunited to see area’s maps:
"Well, we can discard the smaller ones... Not Escobar's style." - Steve pointed out.
"Which one of these has at least 2 roads of access?" - you ask.
"This one, Y/LN." - Jones, from the CIA, responded.
"This is your winner, niños." - you draw a circle, indicating it.
"Y/LN, what about Pinzón? We're gonna need men, equipment, cars..." - Javier commented.
"Leave Pinzón to me, Peña." - you responded.
You went back to his office, but he refused.
"¡Cabrón!" - you thought.
You went back to yours, but in the way, Steve talked to you:
"Jefe, any luck?"
"Not yet... But let me handle it. He doesn't know who he's dealing with." - the boys looked at each other, curious.
You called Crosby, Crosby called Gaviria and… Let's wrap it up: about 15 minutes later, you all were preparing to bust Escobar.
All the efforts for nothing, unfortunately: Escobar escaped through your fingers, again.
Escobar, however, made a career fooling and killing police officers, what he thought was going to a truce about to happen turned into a fuse to another battle, which made him even more dangerous.
Days later, you all were right as the skies were blue: another attack came.
Escobar's sicarios killed a bunch of Pinzón's men all around Medellín…
Pinzón chose to resign - it was the last drop to his sanity. He wanted personal peace more than to defend his country… How would someone judge him?
Escobar killed more than four hundred cops a year - although it was a risk, it had no garanties on being alive and no one could fulfill any expectations to actually get it done.
*
Days passed by and President Gaviria decided to bring Coronel Carrillo back from Spain, as soon as he could.
The first thing Carrillo did was talk to you, since Peña and Steve weren't alone anymore:
“So, Y/LN… You're the boss now. I hope that we can work together at the same pace.” - Carrillo smiled at you.
“Well, I can't say anything about style, but we sure make a hell of a team. I'm saying the same thing as I said to Peña and Murphy: I'm also a field agent… Don't let the high hills fool you.”
He smirked.
“Vamos, Y/LN. I've got to say hi to an old friend…”
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Carrillo decided to put up a show: tell in grand style about who's back in town. The actual goal was putting Escobar's partners on the map, by transmission. So Carrillo would stick his nose out and so would Escobar.
He lets you, Javier and Steve mapping Escobar's spies.
About a couple hours later, he came back and you and your inside team did the best you all could to track them all.
“We captured six radio transmissions.” - Jacoby informed. - “But we haven't pinpointed the exact location.”
“So our best bet is to corner each of these buildings. This time, we hit the ground.” - you said.
Carrillo ordered his soldier, Trujillo, to send 6 unmarked cars with 4 men each, to observe the buildings, with 20 minute-intervals to avoid attention.
After that, he called Peña to join him.
“Be careful out there.” - you warn them.
Minutes later, when you and Steve are alone, you ask:
“Steve, is he always like that? Taking Peña up and down?”
“Sometimes, Jefe… He probably just wants an update to what happened from someone he trusts… He doesn't know you yet, it's his way.“ - Steve told me.
You'd show Carrillo who you really were: a woman younger than all three (Steve, Peña and himself) whose balls were bigger.
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Peña, Trujillo, Carrillo and other officers captured 6 of the boys who were working for Escobar.
They took them to a hidden alley, on Bairro Escobar.
They are on their knees, scared. Well, 5 of them, at least.
“Do you know who I am?” - Carrillo started. - “My name is Coronel Horacio Carrillo. Last week, 30 police officers were murdered.”
“Those pigs probably deserved it.” - one of them said.
“Shut up, kid.” - Javier murmured.
“Many of them were my friends. A person perched on rooftops guiding murders with radios are assassins themselves… I hope after this encounter you'll reconsider working with someone who thinks he's above the law.”
Although Javier knew Carrillo was right, something felt off. Wrong.
At the same time, Carrillo cocked his pistol.
“What?” - another boy provoked. He was no more than fifteen, brown skin. - “Am I supposed to shit my pants in fear?”
Javier's stomach ached badly. It's been a while since he was afraid of something.
“No.” - Carrillo responded, shaking his head. He pointed the gun and shot, with no hesitation.
His body just fell on the floor, like it was nothing.
“Am I making myself clear? I want you to tell your friends that this is what happens when you work for Pablo Escobar!” - he shouted.
Carrillo analyzed the boys and chose one: the youngest, probably no more than 7 years old. The boy was crying, in silence.
He bent down, looked deeply in his eyes and handed him a bullet.
“Take it.” - the little boy obeyed. - “Tell them this is for Pablo.”
Carrillo stood up again, as if nothing happened.
“Remember what you saw… And know what will happen to you if I see you on a rooftop. You can leave. Now!”
The five boys ran as if their lives depended on it.
Javier couldn't move. He felt like throwing up. He looked at Carrillo, as if he asked something.
Carrillo’s expression was cold and distant.
They all drove back to CNP in silence.
When they arrived back, Steve met Javi on his way out.
“Javi, where are the fucking spotters?” - Steve asked, anxious.
“Carrillo went a different way… He, uh… He cut them loose.” - Javier responded, screeching his head, tense. How the hell is he going to tell what happened?
“Oh, we're letting people go, now? I bet Y/LN will be pissed AF…”
Javi rolled his eyes and, lighting up a cigarette, said:
“Yeah, Murphy, we're letting people go.”
“And what does that mean?”
“Don’t worry about it, man.” - Javier opened the door of his truck. He needed to leave as fast as he could. He needed a hug. He needed to feel human again.
“Hey, fucking talk to me!” - Steve demanded, interrupting the friend.
“Let go my fucking arm.”
“What the fuck happened?!” - Steve continued to bother Javier.
Javier sighted and responded:
“Carrillo put a gun to the kid's head and pulled the trigger… To make a fucking point.”
Steve swallowed hard.
“We good now?” - Javier mocked, entered his car and headed to the apartment complex where you all lived.
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About late at night, you hear fervorous knocks at your door.
You were awake, since you just got home.
You pick up your gun and open the door, without noticing that you were only wearing a thin long gray dress, showing your curves.
It was Javier, looking like shit with a bottle of whiskey and a cigar in hand.
“Let me in, please, cariño.” - his brown eyes were almost black. Sad and big.
You put down the gun and let him in.
“Peña, you look like shit… What happened?” - you asked, as you both sat down on your couch and he served whiskey to both of you and put the cigar in the astray.
“Salut, cariño.” - he raised his glass.
You raised as well, drank it up and put away the glass.
“Damn, Peña. That's good stuff… You didn't answer me. What happened?” - you uttered. You knew something bad had happened. The cigar, the good whiskey, his painful expression…
“Cariño, I… I don't know how to say it.”
“Start from the beginning, Javi… I'm right here.” - you suggested, softly.
You were genuinely concerned for him.
He kissed your lips, softly, by surprise.
You stop after a few minutes, reaching out for air. Your apartment felt like a thousand degrees. Your body was sweating, the adrenaline was running through your veins. But, again, you’d deny even from yourself.
“Javi…” - he already knew what you're going to say and he doesn't want to hear it again.
“Cariño, please don't. Not now. I need to forget about today's route.”
“Okay, baby boy.” - you sat on his lap and kissed him deeply. He melted under your lips, his hands touching your body, hungry.
You only needed an excuse to be with him again.
Just one more night… - you thought.
If you were wearing pants, they'd be on fire.
“Cariño, just a heads up…” - he started.
You looked at him, confused, waiting for the rest.
“I won’t be gentle. Right now, I can't. I'm really not capable… Are you okay with it?”
You continued on his lap, but now, you put your knees on each side of his body and he involved his arms around you. Even wearing clothes, the electricity was passing through both of you.
“Show me your worst, Peña… I dare you.” - you whisper.
He smiled, but his eyes darkened with lust.
Javier literally ripped your dress, revealing your skin.
“Hey! Are you fucking crazy, Javi?” - you yell at him. - “I’m gonna fucking…” - you didn't finish, as he slapped your cheek, not enough to hurt you, he never would, but enough to surprise you and make you shut up.
“You don't speak until you're spoken to, babygirl. You don't come until I say so. You won’t do anything without me saying. If you behave like a good girl, I may let you cum. If not, I'm gonna punish you. Understood?”
You shook your head positively, incapable of believing in what was happening.
He slapped your ass, bringing you back.
“Words, cariño.”
“Yes, I understood it.” - you responded, in a low voice.
Who was that man on Javier's body and where he was the first night we were fucked? - you thought.
“Good girl, cariño…” - he touched your body, started at your neck and went down to your waist. - “Now, how do I begin? I've got so many options, so many possibilities… I know we only had sex one time, one night, but I feel like I know your body really well, cariño.”
You looked at him, anxious, waiting.
He picked you up in his arms and took you to your bed.
“Now, we're ruining your bed, cariño.”
He ripped your panties and, with no warning, kissed your mound. You relaxed as he kissed slowly for a bit.
He got up, leaving you clenching over nothing.
He began to take off his suit and tie, your eyes hungry for him, mouth watering.
“What do you want, cariño?” - he asked, eyes locked up with yours.
“Can I help you undress, Javi?”
“Such a polite girl… Yeah, you can.”
You took off his tie, letting it rest on the bed. Helped him with the buttons on his shirt, holding back the urge to rip them as he did with your dress.
He took off his shoes and socks and you unbuckled his belt, letting it side with the tie… You had a dirty idea, but it would have to wait a bit.
At last, his pants went down with his boxers.
He was deciding on what to do, but you couldn't wait. Your hand touched his lower belly, aiming for his dick.
“Oh, cariño, you want to use your mouth, now? Wanna please me?”
“Yes, Javi.”
“Beg for it.” - he said in that condescending tone you hated.
“Javi, please, let me suck your dick.” - you coo.
He caressed your cheek with one hand and the other held his shaft.
“I don't think you want it enough, cariño.” - and he slowly started going up and down his length. He had a stupid cocky smile on his face.
“You know I can be better than your hand, Javi… Please, let me touch you, I'm begging you…” - your voice barely was a whisper into your room.
“Go ahead, cariño… But don't be greedy. I don't wanna come right now.”
Your lips wrapped around his tip, while he held your head. Your tongue and lips worked up and down, while one of your hands cupped his balls.
“Fuck, cariño… I knew you were missing me, but didn't know you were so hungry for my cock.”
He grabbed your hair, setting the rhythm, until you couldn't stand only worth your knees on the bed, needing to claw at his tights, and your nose almost touching his pelvis.
He was fucking your throat and you were so wet.
His mouth was making obscene sounds, saying how good you're doing, how badly he missed you and your beautiful lips.
He slowed down the rhythm, until he stopped, taking it off your mouth. His dick was aching for more, but he wanted to come inside of you.
“You did good, cariño. Can you continue to be a good girl for me?”
“Yeah, Javi.” - you responded. Your legs were trembling, your pussy throbbing for attention.
“Lay down and open your legs for me… Yes, just like that. Tell me, where did you leave your vibrator?”
“In the bathroom, the second drawer.”
“Don't move.”
He picked it up and examined it, curious about the pink wand in his hand.
“So, you've been touching yourself in the bathroom? Door closed? Biting your lips or a towel to not make any noise?”
You don't respond to it, you’re just running away from his glaze.
He slapped your ass again.
“Look at me while I talk to you.” - he demanded. - “Answer me!”
“Y-y-yeah, Javi. I was doing it in the bathroom, biting a towel.” - you murmured.
“Now, you're gonna show me what you've been denying from me to hear, such as in person as through these walls… But don't come. Not until I say so.” - and handed you the vibrator.
“But Javi, I can't control myself when I use it…”
He smiled, the same sly smile you knew and hated.
“That's not my problem. You come when I say it.” - he was being ruthless towards you.
With your right hand shaking, you started to use your wand on the softest mode, as you were so aroused since it all started.
Your room was filled with vibration sounds and your moans. Your eyes looking at his figure, wishing he’d do something to you instead.
You were also a hundred percent sure Javier was punishing you somehow. He wanted to prove himself again.
Javier, on the other hand, was admiring you. The way your pupils were dilated, your body was shaking, your smooth skin chilling, your beautiful pussy soaking wet… If he could, he'd take a picture just to eternalize that moment.
“O-o-oh fuck, Javi… I can't take it anymore… I'm so close, please, let me come!” - you beg.
He smirked at you.
“Oh, cariño, you're close?” - he leaned towards you, as if he was going to enter at your pussy. It only made it worse and closer, as you could almost feel his scent and his warm skin.
“Holyfuck, Javi, please! Please let me!” - you beg, desperately.
He grabbed his belt, tied your wrists together, holding your vibrator in your clitoris. After, he shoved his dick inside of you.
“Go ahead, cariño. Come for me and on me.” - he ordered.
You thank God he said that. You squealed his name high, releasing all of your juices onto him.
You were positively sure you woke up your neighbors.
“Oh, fuck! So good for me, cariño.” - Javier praised you.
He continued without any pity towards you, pounding hard inside you.
Not only you’re embarrassingly wet, you were so overstimulated that the orgasm was knocking at your pussy again, so fast
“I love when you yell my name, cariño!” - he said, full of bliss.
“Javier, for god's sake!” - you yell again.
“¡Mierda! Cariño, are you close again?” - he asked with a devilish tone. - “What a delicious greedy pussy, missing me so much… Oh, fuck!”
Tears began to go down your face. It was impossible to hold anything more and, without his permission, you came again, your body shaking vigorously.
“Holy fuck, Y/N!” - It was his time to yell your name as loud as he could. - “I can... I can feel... You're so fucking tight, you're gonna rip my dick off!"
He untied you and turned off your wand. It relieved you for a bit, but he laid on top of you and chased his own orgasm.
After he came, you both lay next to each other, gasping for air, eyes locked up to each other.
“I missed you so much, Javi…” - you reveal.
He smiled, happy. His hand went to your cheek, fondling.
“Yo también te extrañe, cariño. You have no idea…” (I missed you too.)
“I think I do, Javi… Te extrañe todos los malditos días desde la primera noche.” (I missed you all those damn days, since the first night.)
“Gracias a Díos, cariño. I thought I was alone in this mess.” (Thanks God.)
You laughed together.
“You can't pretend that you don't want to be with me anymore, cariño. I'm serious.” - he declared.
You sighed.
“I know, Javi… But we also know it's not that simple… We work together, I'm your boss, Escobar is on the run…”
“We can take it slow, we don't have to do anything you don't feel like it. But don't push me away again.” - Javier begged you.
“I really don't know how to, Javi. I don't know how to. I haven't dated since…” - you didn't finish.
His eyes were soft and warm, like cocoa on a winter night. Your heart felt like an ice cube on the sun, again.
“Since your ex, Ben?” - he asked.
“Yep.” - you responded, popping the “p”. - “‘It’s not gonna be easy for you, so I’d like to warn you: if you have anything to tell me, tell me as soon as possible. I’m not gonna demand you to do it now, but think if you have anything to tell me, and if you do, you can.”
“First, we need to get to know each other. Build trust and I’m not talking about the field. Let’s get to know each other, talk, laugh, have sex, grab a bite. We’re neighbors, we don’t even need to leave our apartments if you don’t want to.”
“No one can know about us, Javier Jesus Peña. Not even Murphy.”
“Don’t worry about it, cariño.” - he pecked your lips softly.
“And please, don’t sleep with anyone else and it includes your informants.” - you rolled your eyes. - “I know, it’s stupid since we’re not in a relationship, but if you want to do it, please, just end this… this thing we’re about to begin. I’m not saying that again.”
“Cariño, for God’s sake!” - Javier laughed, his hand left your face to your waist. - “No one ever made me feel this way.” - you laughed. - “I’m serious, hermosa. Don’t worry about it.”
You breathe out heavily.
“Well, let’s see how it goes.” - you say, still not allowing your heart to sink further. - “We need a shower, Javi. Care to join me?”
He smiled and you both entered your bathroom... But Javier's mind didn't care for sleeping. He still needed to punish you for coming without his permission, while you were filling the bathtub, distracted.
"Of course, cariño... Besides, you haven't exactly been a good girl for me for a few days. Don't think I'll let you escape that easily."
Your eyes went to his naked figure, surprised.
"Oh, I thought I was off the hook..."
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I was tagged by @ragnarlothcat @palfriendpatine66 and @thegrimshapeofyoursmile ❤
1.) How many works do you have on ao3?
108! I went over the 100 works mark during kinktober, but I was in such a fuge at that point that I didn't even realize. Woops! Anyways, that is over the course of twelve years, with some blank spots from 2019 to 2022.
2.) What's your ao3 word count?
1,308,673. That's.... that's a lot of words lol.
3.) What fandoms do you write for?
Currently Star Wars, but I used to write for Mass Effect and A Song of Ice and Fire. I also wrote Resident Evil and FFVII but we won't talk about that.
4.) What are your top five fics by kudos?
Downtown Eastside - By far my most popular fic of any fandom I've written for on AO3. Still can't believe how much traction this fic got, but endlessly pleased and grateful for it.
Cactus Flowers - An A Song of Ice and Fire Cowboy AU haha. I don't even remember writing this, but it still seems to engage readers now and again!
Three Aspects to Loras Tyrell - Another ASOIAF fic. It was just pure smut lol
Soldier's Heart - Another Mass Effect fanfic, exploring my Shepard's struggles upon his survival at the end of ME3. It was a series of therapy sessions between my Shepard and an OC I had created specifically for the story. Lots of themes explored like survivor's guilt and combat PTSD. Still really proud of this one.
Gold in the Air of Summer - And again, an ASOIAF fic from way back in the day. Modern AU, exploring Renly and Loras' relationship during university.
5.) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
I do! Or, I try to! I think some get lost in the shuffle because I typically wait a few weeks before I respond. I like to collect a tidy sum and then go through and reply all afternoon 😊
6.) What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Probably one of the FFVII fics we won't be discussing, but I wrote it in response to losing my Canadian grandparents. They passed away one after the other over the course of a few weeks, so I started writing fanfic as a way to cope with the loss and sort through my feelings. But the ending has a major character death so. Not the happiest.
But also, Sacred to the Gods, which was my first Star Wars fanfic I wrote. Has a canon ending with Obi-Wan debating if it'd have been better for him to have killed Anakin and then himself before any of the agony could have happened. Big yikes lol
7.) What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
A lot of them! Right now I'm thinking about the ending to my obikin fic Ain't No Mountain! Can't get much happier than an obikin proposal~
8.) Do you get hate on fics?
Back when I posted on FFnet I did, but that was back in 2007-2011 when the fandom culture had a lot less unspoken rules and niceties. Whenever people say they wish fandom could be like it was in the ~old days, I'm like 'were you guys not on any major website?' Because the hate could get pretty extreme then, too.
9.) Do you write smut? If so what kind?
Yeah, a lot of it 😂 I write whatever sort of smut floats my boat, but I think I'm best known for writing emotional and plot-heavy smut? Like, I want the sex to say something, even if it's just a quick one-shot. Whether it's a character introspection, or looks into the dynamic between the two, or says something about the society they're in or the circumstances surrounding them.
I also like to get a little poetic even if it's just about Obi-Wan licking Anakin's asshole~
10.) Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?
I guess my current fic Of Good Men and Monsters is kiiiiind of a crossover, in that it's set in a Buffy-type universe, with Watchers and Slayers, etc. But it's not a proper crossover as there are no Buffy characters present, nor references to the universe beyond borrowing a few concepts.
11.) Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Yep! But again, back in FFnet days.
12.) Have you ever had a fic translated?
A few, yes! Some of my A Song of Ice and Fire fics were translated into Chinese 🥰
13.) Have you ever cowritten a fic before?
I have not! But I soon will be... 👀
14.) What's your all time favorite ship?
Spuffy, but that doesn't count because I haven't written for it. I am tempted to say obikin only because I am currently obsessed with it, but the other ships I've written for will always hold a special place in my heart.
15.) What's a WIP you'd like to finish, but doubt you ever will?
Deine Toten Werden Leben. Another ASOIAF AU. But I don't doubt I'll never finish it - I know I never will. Sorry for those who liked it, but it is the one and only fic thus far I have abandoned.
16.) What are your writing strengths?
Evoking strong imagery, I think? Like, dragging the reader into the setting through descriptions of scents, sounds, textures, lighting, etc. I try and keep it to a minimum, though, as I don't want to bog the reader down.
I also think I'm pretty good at writing emotional scenes between characters
17.) What are your writing weaknesses?
Action scenes, for sure. Also, regarding what I am good at, I can also get bogged down in the details at times. Like we don't need multiple descriptions of how Obi-Wan's tummy doesn't feel good because he's anxious. One mention is good enough lol
18.) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
My German grammar is not good enough lol
19.) First fandom you wrote for?
FFVII. I was a big Cloud/Zack fan back in 2006~
20.) Favorite fic you've ever written?
Persimmons and Sandalwood. An obikin fic that just came together without a lot of angst or editing afterwards. I'm still pleased with it and don't mind re-reading it. Close second and third is Moonlight Serenade and Soldier's Heart
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Thoughts on Helluva Boss Oops episode! 😈🤡
Everything’s tagged as #hb spoilers until tomorrow for those who haven't seen it yet!
Not a cuckoo c**k for a clock!
Wakey-wakey Ozzie (not a morning person apparently)! *airhorns*
"Burger time! Burger time! Burger Time!" Ok, Fizz is starting to become my new favorite character! Also, why he pronouncing vibrators like that???
Greed Ring having a city named Ransom? Yep, that sounds about right for the ring.
I FUCKING KNEW HE CALLS HIM BIG DADDY!!! AND "Fizzie-frog"?!?!?! Too cute, <3.
And look at them big ol' eyes, I definitely couldn't say no to that face:
"We're so NOT in love!" "Yeah! Love. Is. STUPID!!!" Denial's not just a river in Egypt, you two!!!
"I'll be SUPER low-key!" ... Riiiiight.
The Queives (plural for Queefs, according to the subtitles). And the little disabled one??? VIV, WE WANT NAMES FOR THE LIL GUYS ASAP!!!
Enter Blitzø, who's complaining about some shitty coffee place!
"Well, at least I'm still actually working for my shit & not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention wh**e!" VS "Plus, my horns were always bigger than yours... weren't they?"
Crimson & Striker teamup! Guess Blitzø & Fizz are gonna have to put their beef aside and work together to get away from them!
Ozzie & the Dildo Factory
So asking for an asmodean crystal was real! Poor Stolas being conflicted about how he feels towards Blitzy.
And Ozzie respecting people's hookup intentions and having the idea of lust as a consensual thing? Glad to know he's not like Valentino, who as far as we know, monetizes sex & treats his workers like shit/his property.
"My partner-um BUSINESS partner" Yep, keep telling yourself that Ozzie, at least you and Stolas are in the same boat for that!
Jeez Crim, what's your problem with Ozzie???
More Blitzø VS Fizz drama
Also Blitzø, Stolas does seem to care, he just has a tough time trying to say it to your face and plus, you're no better by bottling up your true feelings for him & then push him away like whatever!
Fizz, I love you now, but also envy you for having Striker grab you by the neck like that!
"I SAID WATCH 'EM, NOT F**K 'EM!!!" Typical Crimson
Damn, Ozzie could've signed over Fizz's head to be one of Crimson's wall trophies if Stolas wasn't there to help him out!
Nope nevermind, that wasn't the real contract! Also, why does Crimson want more dildos after failing to convice Moxxie that they're around the house for "his liking"??? I'm guessing he's trying to recuperate the funds he lost after Millie murdered all his goons & trashed his place!
Happy owl noises: "I love words!" He's such a dork, I'm living for it! <3
Blitzø always having something up his sleeves when it comes to escape plans!
FINALLY, FLASHBACK/ANSWERS ON THEIR FALLING OUT!!! No wonder why Fizz & Barbie hate Blitzø's guts & Blitzø acts the way he does.
He's very much aware that he screwed up big time even if it was an accident and never meant to almost kill his bestie, traumatize his sister, & HIS MOM!!!
I'm guessing Cash was the one who tried splitting them up. He went as far as to give Fizz a birthday card that literally says "I wish you were my son"!!!
"WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A F**KING EMOTIONAL MOMENT HERE!"
Using Blitzø as a human/imp? shield does kinda serve him right in a way
"Kaiju C**k". Yep Fizz, we're very much aware that Ozzie's a big boy
"Look At This" has been stuck in my head since listening it for the first time. Perfect distraction musical that makes no sense other than just being a distraction musical!
"So, f**king, BYE BYE!!!" 🎶
Damn, cowboy daddy's starting to go insane in the brain! He's most likely gonna have burned scars now the next time (yep, he got away again) we see him!
You can take Blitzø out of the circus, but you can't take the circus out of Blitzø!
THE BOIS HUGGED IT OUT!!!! Hope this means they're on more neutral terms now! I get that it might take Fizz a while to fully forgive & start over with Blitzø now that they're aware of the whole misunderstanding on both their ends, but still, it's a start!!!
"Woooould it f**k up the moment if we made out now?" Blitzø please, we're aware you had a (love) note for Fizz before the incident, but he's clearly happily taken by one of the 7 sins!
Fizzmodeus/Fizzarozzie reunited & it feels so good! <3
At least they're trying to be more open about their relationship, even if it's limited to their coworkers/entourage at the moment!
Welp, looks like Stolas is getting that crystal after all!
I'd say this is the best episode so far out of Season 2, Fizz & Ozzie were totally worth the wait and have now become part of my top 5 characters of the show!!!
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Dimitrescus Castle Diary Entrees (Female Perspective) # 2
Read the last Chapter here
I stood in the middle of the bedroom in front of the mirror to see how I looked in the uniform that was provided for me. I wore a long sleeved black dress that went down to my ankles with a long white apron that had pockets on the sides and ruffled straps that went over my elbows. I had my hair tied and rolled into a high bun with a white mobcap placed on my head with curly black strands of hair hanging down from both sides.
I walked over to the door and grabbed the knob. I let out a slow exhale before opening the door to the outside. I stepped out of my room and into the hallway before closing the door behind me, The hall was quiet, I was the first one to get up.
"Ok...."
I think to myself looking at both directions in the hall, both my hands on my hips. This castle was huge and I was honestly unsure where Alcina wanted me to meet her at.
The door across from mine opened and out came a woman who wore the same maiden attire as me, She looked like she was trying to tie her apron. She wore round glasses, She had light, straight red hair that was pulled in a pony tail and brown eyes, With little freckles that spread around the cheeks on her face.
"Oh! would you like help with that?" I ask the woman. She looked up at me and nodded her head with a smile before turning her back to me.
I take the two straps of the apron and tie them into one nice bow.
"You're all set!" I tell her.
She giggles as she turned back to face me.
"Thank you! I was having a bit of trouble with that." She said.
I Smile and wave my hand.
"It was no trouble at all! I'm Cleo." I greeted as I held out my hand to the red head.
"I'm Mally." She greeted me back as she shook my hand.
"I was wondering do you know where I might need to go to see Alcina?" I ask.
"Its my first day and I was told she would give me a tour of the place."
"Oh goodness! Your new here?" She asked a bit surprised.
"Of course Ill help you find her! I would hate to see a fellow staff member get in trouble for not being punctual! Especially on the first day! And especially on the mistresses watch! Follow me, Ill show you where you'll need to go."
The two walked down the hallway together.
"So, How long have you been here?" I ask trying to start conversation.
"I have been here for about a year, I guess you can say I know my way around these parts" Mally said with a little cowboy expression on that last part.
I giggle slightly. such a Joyful spirit.
"What brings you to castle Dimitrescu?" She asks.
"People back in my village were disappearing a great deal, So my family figured it'd be good if I work for Alcina to maybe keep the same from happening to me."
Mally nods her head and looks forward for a second before turning back to me.
"A little heads up, Alcina prefers to be called mistress by her maidens."
"Oh! Thanks for telling me!" I say gratefully before looking around as we continued traveling through the castle.
Eventually we made it to the main hall and then made more twist and turns, The place was VERY big. We eventually make it to the door of the piano hall, Soft music could be heard from inside.
"The mistress likes to practice piano playing in the early mornings, One of her favorites to practice is Sogno."
"Oh wow." I say.
"Yep! Anyways, Shes right inside, Make sure to knock as she doesn't like those who barge in randomly, You should be taken care of from here." Said Mally as she began to walk away, But not before turning back to me and smiling.
"Good luck on your first day, Cleo!" She chirped.
"Thanks Mally! I'll see you later!" I reply returning the tone.
She nodded and smiled as she rushed back down the hallway.
I turn back to the door, Still hearing the piano piece playing from inside. I take a deep breath and hold up my balled up hand before giving three knocks. Just then, the piano music abruptly went to a halt, But not a word from Alcina. I grew a tad nervous as I prepared to knock again.
"Come in whoever you are!" Said the mistress, Interrupting my action.
I slowly open the door and stuck my head inside the room that was lit up by a fire place, She wasn't at her piano. I open the door wider and walked into the room letting the door shut behind me and looked around, She was nowhere to be seen.
All of a sudden, I heard a noise, Almost like the sound of something sharp, And it sounded like it came from the corner behind me. I turned around and without warning a hand reached out to me and grabs me by my shirt collar.
I gasp as I was lifted up in the air and brought to eye level by the one and only Lady Dimitrescu, who held up her long sharp talons on her free hand, Ready to strike.
"State your business here, Mortal." She demands, Her vicious stare piercing its way into my soul. Her entire demeanor was way different then the one she had when I was introduced to her.
My voice was shaking as I made an attempt to speak.
"I- I- I- Im-"
"HURRY. NOW. MORTAL." Alcina Interrupes as she pressed the claw from her index finger on my cheek. She didn't press too hard, but I still felt a wetness from the small drop of blood trickling down my face from the broken skin.
"IM CLEO! I- IM THE NEW MAID HERE!!!!" I shut my eyes tight trying my best to hold back tears preparing what may happen next.
I suddenly heard giggling, I slowly opened my eyes and saw it was Alcina, Her giggling then turned to laughter as she put her claws away and gently put me back on the floor.
I looked up at her still scared and confused.
"Oh dear! It's always fun playing tricks on the newer ones! It never gets old!" She said getting her laughing under control as she wiped a single tear from her eye with her black glove.
"What on earth!? I thought I was done for!" I thought, still shaken up.
Alcina cleared her throat as she walked to her piano and grabbed her cigar holder on the ashtray. She turned back to me, Her posture and expression were more elegant and firm like it was when I met her yesterday.
"Cleo you said it was?"
"Y-Yes Mistress." I stuttur.
"Let me take a look at you." Alcina says as she bends down and grabs my chin and lifts it so I'm looking directly at her.
The rest of my body goes stiff as she turns my head from left to right to get a good look at my features. I noticed her smile, Yet her eyes were still stern.
"My, my, What a lovely face you have" She says in a tone that almost sounded flirtatious.
She lets go of my chin before straightening up.
"I think I'm gonna have a lot of fun with you, darling."
I looked up to her, The smile was still on her face as she looked back down to me in what seemed to be fixtation.
"Um....Thanks?" I reply, not sure on how to react.
"Follow me, and I will show you around the place" said Alcina before slowly walking past me.
Thanks to her height, She had to sorta bend down to get through the doorway. I then followed her as we began our tour of the castle.
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Hi!!! Bronchitis sounds so awful..I hate that for you. I'm glad you feel better from that at least. I know the feeling..I also have not been to the doctor in forever but I'm glad you're trying to take better care of yourself. I hope there's nothing wrong in the results!
Ooh I have a lot of favorite Taylor collabs..like I love Nothing New a lot and Castles Crumbling. Cowboy Like Me is one of my sisters favorite Taylor songs and it grew on me a lot. But I always tell her I loved Coney Island more. And Evermore is probably my favorite Taylor song ever so I guess that..haha. i also love Exile and Renegade a lot..and the Last Time!!! You can't love any of these without the Last Time in my opinion..lol. I love your The Lakes bracelet so much..also one of my favorite songs? What are some of your absolute favorite Taylor songs or ones that mean a lot to you? So we actually went tonight!!! It was awesome and so much fun! Yes it was also 11PM..but that's because my sister works until 10 every night. I usually eat dinner around midnight lol. I was a little sad we weren't seeing it the same day/the 13th but I also wanted to see it ASAP and this just worked out better..cuz she usually sees her bf every Friday. My mom also went and was impressed by the show. I love the pink bucket! My theater didn't have that..omg! But I was able to get a cup and a regular bucket. Honestly I just wore my eras tour shirt..and I was sad cuz another one I ordered hadn't arrived yet..oh well. It was the enchanted dress tour shirt and it would've been perfect! There weren't too many people though but it was fun to sing and dance out loud with just us there. I'm sure whatever you wear will be cute and you'll have a great time!!! I can't wait to hear what you think. Rep and Midnights eras were really fun!!! I might go again..maybe after 1989 is out or something..but I'm still planning to go to Les Mis next week too.
Btw..I think it's so cool that you were named after Cosette! My name is Kaleigh..pronounced kay lee..since my sister says you should at least know my name haha and her name is Rachael..in case you wanna know. Yep I always based my personality around being a twin haha but I am not talkative in real life..which people think of Geminis, but besides that maybe. I don't know that much about astrology..but I'm a Gemini Sun and Moon, and Leo or Cancer rising. All I know is Cancers are kinda sensitive right..or maybe that's Pisces and they're both water signs. The only thing I know about Sags are the fire sign. What are some of their other traits that are most like you? And are you a big birthday person? What are your plans? Holidays don't mean that much to me anymore..for a while, we always worked on holidays..so it makes me nostalgic as well. I like Christmas cuz we always make Christmas cookies. What about you? Do you do anything special?
Omg only $5..that's great! Ive never heard of that..but I also try to get Rush tickets as much as possible. How often would you watch shows? Like every month or week? Or was it only for some or at certain shows? I'm just curious. Ooh was seeing a West End show any different compared to Broadway? Or is it all the same as just seeing a show on tour? I don't really know..besides the official playbill logo of course. I would really like to go to London..to see a show.. and Paris someday..how many places have you traveled?
Yes I would like to.. so I could at least maybe compare it to the musical at some point. My sister has read it in high school but for some reason, my class skipped that and read Huck Finn instead I think. The same thing happened with Les Mis actually..my class did not read it..but we didn't get into the musical until later anyway haha. So that is on my list and I own copies and also maybe Little Women at some point. Don't worry about the ask though! But also Wuthering Heights..since I saw you reblogged a post, that has been on my list for a while and I never saw a movie version or anything. Do you recommend reading it? But yes to Gatsby whenever you want. It will be the free version on Google for me..idk if that matters or not.
Oh don't worry..there are so many days I don't have energy to read either and sometimes get busy too. But I am proud of myself for actually finishing the book!!! Even if it was just okay and I agree with how you felt. I think I have told you before..I have a problem with rating and knowing how good a book actually is. I rate more based on feelings or if it means something to me. So you might not have enjoyed it as much as me if you did get it..and the writing and style is very basic. I think it does have a lot of flaws and I just read it at the right time. I am still waiting for my sister to read it together so I can do a reread but it's also kind of a hard book to recommend cuz I'm not sure it's good but means something to me, and I'm still curious about the sequel. But the Today Tonight Tomorrow sequel..called Past Present and Future.. cover and summary are on Goodreads now..speaking of sequels, and if you're interested. It sounded pretty good just based on that. But yes totally of course..for the other Tomorrow book, lol and I might even read them at the same time..since I am basically done with Business or Pleasure too. You can share your thoughts about it if you want. I really like her writing I think. I think changing the title of your book is pretty common, she even said on her Instagram I went thru last week...the original title for Business or Pleasure was Unquotable, and Every Summer After originally had a different title as well, but I do find it interesting.
I hope you have an amazing day and time seeing the movie too!!! I can't wait for your reply and reactions. I'm sure everyone will love your pretty bracelets! 🩷🩷🩷
thank you!! 🤍 you're so kind! i am also trying to be better about recording when i do not feel ... good, so i have more data to show the doctor when i go back in the future!
renegade is SO good! i haven't listened to it lately but i do really, really love it. and thank you so much 🥹 i had so much fun making that bracelet — i've really missed being crafty since i quit bullet journaling, so i've been having a lot of fun! trying to make a bunch more bracelets for my friends going to international shows soon too — i have some friends over in australia & new zealand that are going to the sydney/melb shows, so i want to send them some bracelets, and then some friends over in europe who have their shows coming up, etc! and i want to make bracelets for some upcoming concerts of mine to hand out anyways — i think it's just fun and it's nice and an easy way to make friends!! i am not extroverted but i like talking to people/making friends at concerts!
i sent my list of favorite taylor songs to a friend a while ago, so i actually do have an answer for this — in no particular order: mirrorball, tied together with a smile, dear reader, cardigan, the outside, daylight, enchanted, the archer, jump then fall, long live (honorary mentions: you are in love, new romantics, forever & always, cold as you, mastermind, you're on your own kid, nothing new, and forever winter)!
omg how was the crowd? did you have fun! i usually eat dinner early early! like i eat dinner when my best friend eats her lunch haha. my eating schedule is so off because i'm usually up super early, etc. my mom went to an AMC near her work and picked up the pink bucket for me, i'm super lucky — i hope i'm able to get one for my friend tonight though! i'm going to be meeting a coworker for coffee and then going over to that area (hoping to pick up the tote bag/baton for another friend, and then grab something quick to eat before the movie). i really hope you get to see les mis; i'm SO excited for you!!!!
wait does your sister know about me? 🥹 that's so cute! hi kaleigh! hi rachael! i have a friend named kayleigh hehe! cancers are definitely quite sensitive/emotional — i am VERY much a cancer moon! and very much a sagittarius — i think very much like the archer! i am not a big birthday person, i actually do not really like doing a whole lot for my birthday! i do love christmas! what kind of cookies do you make?
and usually just for certain shows! i think it felt more like broadway, due to theatre sizing but i don't think there's like a huge huge difference! i've been very lucky to travel to a lot of places, but nowhere will beat home (hong kong) for me! i did really love london though, but a large part of what made that so special was that i got to meet an internet friend turned best friend in person for the first time!
i do enjoy wuthering heights, but it's not my favorite classic! little women is one of my top three, and i highly highly highly recommend it! and that's totally fine; let me know whenever you want to start! i'm busy this weekend but could start next week :) i saw the cover of PPF earlier and i'm really excited for it! hope you have a good day/weekend! <3
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Oof I know a lot of non natives seem to love Buffalo Wing from LGG, I need to see it for myself to see if it's as racist as it looks but I'm struggling cuz that design is painful to my eyes. Plus I've seen so much racist art from it I'm scared ya'll. I know I need to watch it to get a proper analysis but it's gonna be hard. Why they gotta make her look like....that? And changing Buffalo Wing to BW isn't fooling anyone.
#long gone gulch#buffalo wing#shudders#yep I'm on my cowboy hate again#i don't ever trust westerns#XD
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If LU was an anime (VA headcanons)
Okay so! A while back I uploaded a video (which you can find here) giving the LU boys voice actors. And in the description of said video, I promised that I was going to post a list of explanations for my voices and link it. Which I am only doing now.
These choices, bar a few, are my own personal opinion, so I'd love to hear your thoughts about them! I spent far to long working and watching anime for this but I am pretty happy with the end result, bar one (glares at Four). So I hope you enjoy! And prepare yourself. Cause this is LONG.
Legend - Vic Mignoga (Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
So fun fact. Back when I first discovered LU, I almost immediately imaged Leg with this voice. He had strong Ed vibes for me and when I started making this list, he was the only one I immediately knew was perfect. At least to me. It just has that quality; the snark with the capability of being genuine and emotional (I do apologise if the voice clips I included in the video made you sad. That's a hazard of FMA). I didn't consider anyone else for Legend, even though I did briefly consider Vic Mignoga for Warriors (more on that later).
Sky - Aleks Le (Zenitsu Agatsuma from Demon Slayer)
Man, I considered a fair few KnY voices for this list, including the voice of Tanjiro for Wild and the voice of Giyu for Twilight. But this is the one that stuck. I was struck between Sky having a youthful, soft voice or an older, soft voice (I knew his voice had to be soft. I mean. It's Sky.)
I watched the dub of Demon Slayer solely for this and it never would've occurred to me to consider Zenitsu's voice for Sky. But as the show progressed and I heard it when he wasn't... you know... begging some poor lass to marry him, I realised he actually has quite a soft voice. And when I heard it get all serious I thought "Yep. That works." And thus I placed Aleks Le as the Chosen Hero. You could argue that his voice is a bit too youthful for him but I still think it works.
Wind - Amanda Miller (Boruto from Boruto: Naruto Next Generations)
Ugh. Ugh. *increasing sounds of disgust*. I hate this.
But let's start from the beginning. Right off the bat, I was 99.9% sure Wind would be voiced by a woman. Okay so he's not 10 (that will make more sense in a second), but he's still pretty young and I imagine him with quite a youthful voice. For him, I considered Sarah Natochenny, the current voice of Ash Ketchum in Pokémon, and also Colleen Clickenbeard's voice for Monkey D. Luffy in One Piece. But these two voices shared the same problem. They were too raspy. I just cannot see Wind with a raspy voice. I guess if you really, really, really focus on it it could work but I just could get it to work for me hfff.
And then... ugh. I spoke to a mate about. He doesn't know about LU so I just told him I was making voice headcanons and couldn't think of a good one for a 14 year old boy. And he said "have you heard Boruto's English voice?" And I think my response was something along the lines of, "Ben, I have standards." But he insisted it would probably work so I watched a clip of Boruto on YouTube and much to my horror, it did seem to work. But there was problem. None of the clips had lines I could picture Wind saying. And because of that I was struggling to actually give Wind the voice. But something told me that it was the right one so... I... *shudders*... watched Boruto. I watched I think 5 full episodes before I had no more braincells and skipped thorough a bunch more and sure enough, I could finally see Wind with that voice. I think it fits him great and it honestly might be my favourite choice just because I had to watch that nightmare.
Hyrule - Justin Briner (Izuku Midoriya from My Hero Academia)
Ah. This one is much more pleasant. First of all, I never realised this at first but Midoriya and Hyrule are kind of similar. For one thing, they do kinda look alike. And for another they have the same "I will never give up" kinda thing going on.
Roolie is another one I knew would have a soft voice. I think Justin Briner was always down as a choice for him, except for when I briefly considered him for Four (more on that later *big sigh*). This is another anime I watched the dub for solely for this and there were a ton of lines right from the get go I could instantly imagine Roolie saying. So yeah. Aside from the tiny moment I almost assigned Justin Briner to Four, this was a pretty easy one. Midoriya has a soft voice that I could easily imagine Hyrule having. And when he got angry and his voice got harsher, I could also easily see Roolie like that too. Fun fact: there's another BNHA voice on this list... heh.
Wild - Michael Sinternklaas (Dagger from Black Butler)
AW YEAH. YOU HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH BRITISH BOI.
Ahem. Anyway. Yes Wild is British. Everyone rejoice. I was unsure of how people would react to this but I think this is the only voice on the list everyone agreed on. Which I'm happy about.
As I mentioned, I considered the English voice of Tanjiro (Zach Aguilar) for Wild. There were issues with this; mainly that it was too soft, too young, and made him sound too similar to Sky. Now here's the thing. I WANTED to give Wild a English accent. I am almost certain he would have one, like most people. However the only anime I could think of with decent English accents was Black Butler (and yes I know his final voice is from it, bear with me) and there was a problem with that. Most of the voices from Black Butler are ridiculously posh. Now you may be thinking "But Kai, Zelda has a posh English accent" and to that I would say "Ah yes but she's a princess and Wild is not". And now you might be thinking "But Kai, he's a knight an probably spent a lot of time in a place with posh English accents". To which I would say "But he wasn't always". Two words. Hateno Village.
Let me explain.
I feel like a lot of people hear the words 'English accent' and immediately think of an accent like Zelda's (and no, I am not saying everyone does and I'm also not implying that there aren't people out there who aren't British and know that there are multiple accents). Anyway, English accents are different depending on the place. And, since one can assume Wild is from Hateno Village, I would imagine their accent is different to that of those born in Castle Town. So that's why I was reluctant to give Wild a voice from Black Butler. Because all the voices that weren't insanely fancy were either far too old or did not have the right vibe.
Then one day, taking a break from this, I was watching season 3 of Black Butler (one of the only anime I watch dubbed) and I heard two voices that I suddenly thought, hang on just a second. One of those was the voice of Ronald Knox, who's a grim reaper. And the other, of course, was Dagger. I was leaning towards Dagger and what sold me was one scene in particular, which I chose as the final voice clip for Wild (you cannot tell me that is not exactly something he would say). And that was it. But Wild's was easily one of the most frustrating (not the most *glares at Four again*).
Time - David Matranga (The Father from Wolf Children)
Another tough one and also one I heavily considered for Twilight (for obvious reasons). Time's was kind of tricky because I knew I wanted it to be deep but there's such of variety of deep voices. At one point I even considered dumping the deep voice idea because it was so hard. It was a this time I thought of the voice of space cowboy extraordinaire, Spike Spiegel. But my brain said "hell no". There were other voices I considered for him, loads of which I cannot find the notes for and another one which will likely appear in part two as another character (no spoilers), but when I was picking a voice for Twi, some of the lines the father said just kept ringing big old Time vibes with me. So in the end, I decided to for it. Like I said, I imagine time with a deep voice and while to father's might be a bit more... gravelly (?) than I imagined, I think it fits him pretty well. It's serious and mature but still a certain kindness I'd imagine Time's voice to have.
Warriors - Johnny Yong Bosch (Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach)
Don't lie. You knew Johnny Yong Bosch was gonna be on here and not just because I put his name (albeit spelled incorrectly) in the thumbnail. When I started making this, I knew I wanted to fit JYB into it. In my mind, LU would be an amazing anime and almost all amazing anime have Johnny Yong Bosch in it.
Now, I spent a lot of time trying to figure out whether he would be better for Wars or Twi. At one point I was convinced he would be best for Twi and that's when I briefly thought about Vic Mignoga for Warriors (his voice for Tamaki Suoh from Ouran High School Host Club. Don't tell me Tamaki and Wars aren't at least a tiny bit similar). But I could bear to part with Vic for Legend so I decided heck it, Johnny is Warriors and I'll find someone else for Twi later. As for the voice in particular, the two voices I considered for Twi definitely did not fit Wars. And then I remembered Bleach and immediately I thought "Yep. That's the one". I imagine Warriors having an authoritative voice, not too deep and very... uh... I don't know the right word. Clean sounding? Anyway, Ichigo just seemed to fit nicely and thus it was so.
Four - Micah Solusod (Yukine from Noragamai)
Ugh. UGH. Okay. This is my least favourite. Four was, excuse my French, A FUCKING NIGHTMARES. There was not ONE SINGLE VOICE that seemed to work for him at all. I watched a bit of the Noragmai dub because I was thinking about Yato's voice for someone (I can't remember who. It might have been Wild) and I heard Yukine's and decided to put it into reserve. As in, my last resort. And I had to use it. Oh my god Four. I love you but your voice is literally a nightmare. Is it high? Is it low? Is it young sounding? Surprisingly grown up sounding? I DON'T FREAKING KNOW.
I mentioned earlier that I considered Justin Briner for him. I was thinking about his voice for Luck from Black Clover, which may have honestly worked a bit better, but I was pretty attached to Justin as Roolie by this point. So I had to whip out Micah.
Let me be clear. No, I do not think this works well at all. I appreciate the people who tried to see that good in it, but I honestly just don't think it works. The only reason I went for it is because Yukine's voice switches between older sounding and younger sounding throughout the show and since I could decide what Four's would sound like I said to myself "Fine. Four can be the same", found some clips, slapped it together and never looked back.
I am still looking for another voice for Four and if I find a decent one, I will include it in part two.
And last but not least...
Twilight - Aaron Mitchell Dismuke (Tamaki Amajiki - My Hero Academia)
Told ya there was another BHNA voice.
So Twi was another tricky one. As I mentioned, I was seriously considering Johnny Yong Bosch for him. More specifically, his voices for Giyu Tomioka from Demon Slayer and Kiba from Wolf's Rain (for obvious reasons). I did almost go for Kiba but something was stopping me. I'm honestly not sure what.
So I was talking to a mate (and by that I mean I rambled. A lot) about VA's and at one point he suggested Aaron Mitchell Dismuke but not for Twilight. I can't actually remember who he suggested it for but anyway, that didn't work out. But when I was looking through his work, I saw that we played Amajiki and I was curious. I listened to him and I liked it.
Okay to be fair I wanted a country accent for Twi. Of course I did. But I could not a find a decent one. They few I found were absolutely terrible. So I gave up on that and decided that was Amajiki. And that was that.
And that concludes the Links VA headcanons! I am happy with most of them and once more these are my opinion but I would love to hear your own ideas!
As I have said many times, I am working on a part two and as a sneak peak (sort of) I'll tell you two of the characters that will be featured (excluding Four, if I find him another voice).
Dink (even though he hasn't, technically shown up yet) and Malon (which is proving to be a lot tricker than I thought). There a couple more but my lips are sealed heh.
Oh and speaking of Dink, the voice I considered for Time and then thought it would be better for someone else? Yeah that's the voice that's currently in the lead to be Dink's :)
I hope enjoyed my long winded explanations! And thank you for reading/watching!
#phew#well that was fun#legend's is my favourite I think#closely follow by wild and maybe sky or wars#and like i said im very happy with wind because *ow*#linkeduniverse#linked universe#hehe... part 2...
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Anti-Hero
summary ~ in search of wine at a party that’s so not your scene, you run into jungkook, the weeb from your film class, and become determined to learn just how much he lives up to his big reputation.
pairing ~ jungkook x reader
genre ~ fluff, light smut w/ more to come - college!au
wordcount ~ 1.7k
warnings ~ light smut, drinking/partying, mentions of dick?, basically just making out, feat. long hair jk :)))))
a/n ~ this is my first time posting a fic!!! costume idea inspired by @ddaenggtan‘s iconic weeb-ass jk in chasing butterflies lol, and I got the idea to write this in general from wondering what a scenario like @joonbird‘s literally flawless fic passionfruit would be like from the opposite perspective bc I kept reading it (and rereading it...and rereading it...) and loving the connection but I’m much more like joon in that au than the reader oooop. anyway thank you to all the writers on here whose work i have loved and my friends who have encouraged me and made me bold enough to embrace such a fun new creative outlet xxx u know who u are :’)
next: chapter 2 | chapter 3 | chapter 4 (coming soon!)
~ read on ao3 ~
CHAPTER 1 ~ dress up
You never intended to end up at this Halloween party. You didn't even know who to expect to see here, other than your roommate's friend from high school, the host, who had invited y'all as a package deal even though she knew you didn't really do parties. At least not ones like hers, where every bedroom ended up occupied by the end of the night and nearly no one went home alone. Thrilled to break out of your lame group of friends for a taste of flirtation and fun, you tried to relax into the scene but the unspoken expectation of casual sex intimidated you the tiniest bit.
Speaking of casual sex, there was Jungkook.
Used to admiring him from afar in your "14 Films To See Before You Graduate" class, you paused to take in the sight of him in what you supposed was a more natural habitat. Everyone knew Jungkook got girls, thanks to the rumor his first freshman-year hookup had started about his seriously impressive dick. He had a beautiful body too, carefully crafted muscles obvious even beneath his usual baggy black clothes, so as the more intimate rumors spread and various co-signers confirmed every detail from length to curve to (you had always hated this word, but...) girth, getting a piece of all that became a badge of honor among the girls in your grade. You had never really understood how the awkward boy who hid manga under his desk in class could supposedly be such a sex symbol, but you almost felt bad for him. That kind of reputation following you around everywhere couldn't be all fun and games. If anything, though, it had intrigued you even more about the rest of him, all his little weeb quirks and the way he debated your points in the discussion boards like he actually cared. He wasn't exactly studious in general, but he clearly loved film and you enjoyed speaking up in class just to see how he would jump off of your observations. You hadn't really talked to him other than that, but he didn't seem to be talking to anyone else tonight either. From the corner, you let yourself appreciate the way his nervous hands tugged at the skinny black tie of his costume, freeing more of his throat from a thin yellow button-down shirt.
At least you no longer felt overdressed in your Nancy Drew outfit. The retro headband, brown loafers, and bookish plaid knee-length skirt set a much more sophisticated tone than most other ensembles you'd seen, but Jungkook's weeb ass had basically worn a full suit to channel Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop. With his grown-out hair tousled and a navy pinstripe jacket cinched tight with two strips of electrical tape over his tiny waist, you couldn't deny that he rocked it. He leaned against a long plastic table left in the hallway, bobbing his head to the music in the next room and adjusting the too-slim suit pants around his thick thighs. His translucent cup stayed hidden behind a hip until he raised it quickly to his face for another sip of...red wine? Probably Franzia, knowing tonight's crowd, but anything was better than beer. You made a beeline for the one boy with taste at this party, your sole mission now to get wine drunk, sneak some Usher throwbacks on this playlist, and drop it low enough to leave some dude hard on the dance floor. #wastehistime2019, yknow.
"Hey!" You got his attention, grabbing the hand with the cup before he could lower it out of view again. His eyes grew comically wide and his mouth formed an "o" in shock before you demanded "Where is the wine?" and he pressed his lips back into a line, stuttering.
"I-I-I'm sorry, I just brought a bottle because the beer here sucks but I think it's all gone by now, I tried to hide it but yeah anyway you can have the rest of this one if you want though." Wincing at his own ramble, he ruffled the retro pouf of his hair with one hand and proffered the plastic cup in another. Both actions highlighted how pretty his hands were and you were just slightly tipsy enough to thread your fingers over his in the also-pretty black waves falling over his yep-still-just-as-pretty cheekbones.
"Aw, it's okay, I don't want to take your wine. No more liquid courage for me," you grinned, dotting the lightest kiss on his nose. It was an innocent gesture, but as your face naturally lowered so your noses touched, leaving your lips centimeters away from each other, something snapped—in him.
His wine discarded on the table, a hand curled around to clutch your ass and you practically felt his tongue before you felt his lips. Slamming your body abruptly into his, he nudged a thigh between your legs to grind it up on your center and as your arm got caught between your bodies, the tension you sensed filling his frame gave you pause. You pushed him away gently but firmly with the hand already flattened against his rock-solid abs. Looking down at the slight space restored between y'all, you removed his hands from his hair and your ass and laced them in yours to guide him back against the wall.
"I...what was that?" you almost giggled. You definitely weren't trying to laugh at him, but you couldn't hide your surprise at this first potential proof of his fuckboy reputation.
"I'm—" his whole face crumpled, both from the simple sting of your seeming rejection and the possibility that he had broken a boundary or forced himself on you against your wishes, which made him so sick he could barely face you. Squirming under your light hold but not quite resisting, he rambled again: "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to force myself on you or anything, don't worry I would never try anything if you didn't want to, I just figured we might as well get to the point if you did because, uh...when girls touch me like that or even talk to me at these things it's pretty much always just because they...want to."
"Jungkook," you breathed, pulsing your hands over his in reassurance. He squeezed his eyes shut, still distraught, and when they opened, you had craned your neck to meet his averted gaze.
"I never said I didn't want to."
His eyes widened again. "Uh...uh...then..." he trailed off, never having needed to directly proposition a girl like this before. He really had been inexperienced before the rapid escalation of college, and was at a loss for how to get to the good stuff from here via anything more eloquent than a rushed "Wanna fuck?" You shook your head silently, nose grazing his again, and let go of one hand to cup his face with care, like he was something precious you were scared of breaking.
"What? You want to get right to fucking me?" you murmured into his ear. He shivered at hearing you curse for the first time, freed from the constraints of class discussions and closer than he ever guessed you'd get to him. "Is that really what you want? Or is it what you think I do? Because if it's alright, I think I want something better. For you."
You pressed a new kiss to his nose, only slightly stronger than the one that had started all this. He held his breath and his untouched, open mouth trembled as you scattered soft introductions of your lips across his forehead, to his temples, over the scar that sliced his cheekbone. Finally inhaling a skittery heave of your shared air as you passed closer to his lips, he forced it back out in frustration when you ducked away to nudge under his jaw instead. Returning your hand to his hair, you grinned, enjoying the spike in his pulse under your thumb and skipping the tip of your tongue lightly over his neck right up to the earlobe. You lifted the choppy ends of his waves away from the dangly silver hoop they hid, tensing the strands just slightly between your fingers in an inability to hide your glee. Something told you this was going to drive him crazy.
Taking a slight detour to suck his pierced lobe between your lips, you responded to Jungkook’s low moan of surprise by wedging your tongue through the first oversized hole and letting your teeth clatter over multiple rings of metal. He was trying so hard to stay pliant under you, but the tease of slight pain in a new and unusual spot made him want your mouth more, anywhere he could get it. No one had ever spent this much time tracing so few inches of skin.
And so many girls had buried his face in their necks, craving evidence of an encounter with the Jeon Jungkook, that a strange kind of empathy caught him off guard when you showed him how good it could feel to receive. You connected your lips to the hollow right under his ear, feeling the tendons stretch as his head lolled away from you. Working him through a cascade of light gasps, you stepped away satisfied once you had sucked a dark bloom to the surface. He watched you leave with his mouth agape and chest heaving, unable to believe you could just walk away with a wave and a "See you in class!"
But you did, and he would.
"Shit!" he swore, a shaky hand darting straight to the spot. Now he had to keep his hair long for at least another two or three days. If he showed up to discussion on Monday and had to watch you admiring your work on his skin, he would probably just die on the spot. And that would not be very Spike Spiegel of him.
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#jungkook x reader#jungkook smut#jungkook fluff#jungkook x reader smut#bts smut#bts fic#college!jungkook#college au!jungkook#bts college au#jungkook#jeon jungkook#bts jungkook#my writing#anti-hero#anti hero
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I'm always in the mood for smut! How about my favourite kinky boy Phillip Altman and some toys? I really think he would be into that! 😈 Lov you hon!
“So ladies and gentlemen, if you haven’t gotten your bread and your batteries and all of that stuff, I highly recommend grabbing it now! Snowfall is going to pick up at about midnight and it won’t stop until the wee hours of the morning, and it will stick!”
You clicked the ‘Netflix’ button on your remote.
“You want kettle corn or regular butter?” you asked got a glance at Phillip. He looked super cute--sitting on your floor in his plaid pajamas, horribly wrapping a gift for his nephew. He’d applied the final piece of tape.
“Regular,” he said. Suddenly, he jumped up. “Christ, I’ve gotta take a piss!”
“Why were you holding it?!” you asked, walking into the kitchen and shaking your head.
“I wanted to concentrate on that fucking gift,” he said. You grabbed a bag of popcorn from your pantry and heard your bathroom door close. You tossed the popcorn in the microwave and search your pantry for more snacks. Then, you heard a faint, “Holy fucking shit!”
“Phillip?! What did you do?” you called, walking to the frame of your kitchen’s entry.
“Nothing...” he said. You could hear the mischief in his voice. You went back into your pantry and grabbed a box of Ritz crackers and some Swiss Rolls. You could’ve beat yourself over the head for not buying more junk food. You carried the boxes to the living room, anyway, and put them on the coffee table. As you flipped through the Netflix options, your toilet flushed and the sink ran for a bit, then it turned off. You really wanted to know what got Phillip riled up.
Finally, your bathroom door opened.
“You know how to take this thing?” he asked. You turned around and he was twirling your purple suction cup dildo by its tip. The adrenaline rushed through your body as you flew over to him and tried to yank it away. Phillip held it in the air and laughed.
Pop! Pop! Pop-pop! Pop! went the popcorn.
“Stop, Phillip!” you whined.
“This shit is fucking huge!” he said with a dropped jaw. You squeezed his nipple, and when his arms fell, you yanked the toy out of his hand, speed-walked to your bedroom and tossed it onto your bed. You stomped back into the living room with folded arms and a pout.
“I hate you,” you said, flopping down on the sofa. You grabbed your blanket and through it over your head.
“And I wanna get down on one knee and propose to you right fucking now,” he said, sitting down beside you. “You know how to take something that big?”
You pulled the blanket from your face and blushed. “I do my best.”
Lust filled his dark eyes and he ran his hand over the blanket, searching for your thigh. “I’d love to see you do your best...”
Your jaw dropped. “What?!”
“I want to watch you take it...” he whispered lustfully.
Beep...beep...beeeeep! went the microwave.
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You and Phillip managed to skip the “Netflix” part of “Netflix and Chill”. Before you knew it, he was on your bed, watching you dig through your drawer. You grabbed a box of toy cleansing wipes and tossed it to him.
“Clean Hammer up for me, will you?”
“You named it Hammer?” he asked.
“Yep,” you said. You pulled out your rabbit vibrator. “This is Bugs.” You put it back in the drawer, then pulled out a magic wand. “This is Oakley.”
Phillip wiped Hammer down. His eyes were wide and his mouth was watering.
“And...this is just...Bullet...” you said, holding up a bullet vibrator.
“Holy hell...” he mumbled.
You retrieved Bullet and threw her on the bed. Then, you retrieved a bottle of lube and closed the drawer.
Within minutes, Hammer was pressed down on the chair you’d bought specifically for suction toy riding. Phillip was still dressed and you were completely naked. You’d covered the toy with lube and slowly...slowly...sat on it.
“Fuck...” you whimpered.
You spread your legs so that Phillip could see everything, and you rode the toy at a slow, comforting pace. Once you felt that your tight tunnel had accommodated the toy’s big size, you bounced up and down and squeezed your nipples.
“Shit...” Phillip groaned. He rubbed the stiff imprint in his pajama pants.
“You like how I take it?” you asked.
“Yeah...” he groaned.
“You wish it was yours?”
“Fuck yeah...”
“Mmm...” you moaned. “Can you compete, though?”
Phillip smirked. “I think I can.”
He reached under the band of his pajamas and let his dick spring free. It rocked back and forth until he grabbed it and gave it a couple of calming tugs. He was right. He definitely could compete with the Hammer. Your clit stiffened and peeked past your lips, exposing its wet self to Phillip.
“Bring me my bullet, babe,” you whimpered.
“What?” Phillip asked. He picked up the bullet vibrator. “This?”
“Yes,” you moaned, still bouncing.
Phillip smirked, tossed the vibrator to the side and walked to your dresser.
“What are you doing?” you asked.
He opened your drawer, dug around, and pulled out the magic wand. Like a cowboy ready to duel, he glanced at you with a raised eyebrow, pushed your drawer closed, and walk to you with it. You stopped bouncing and jumped off the toy, planting your butt cheeks on the edge of your chair.
“Okay, Phillip...don’t go overboard, okay?”
“I won’t,” he said with that devilish grin of his. You looked at him doubtfully, then got back on your dildo. The sensation of being stretched again after just a few seconds sent vibrations through your body.
“Ohh!” you shouted. You threw your head back, and soon felt the light vibration on your clit. You looked down to see Phillip kneeling between your legs, and staring at your exposed pussy like it were a movie.
“I knew you were a fucking freak,” he said, pressing the wand against you a little harder. You bit your bottom lip, and he smacked your thigh with his friend hand.
“It feels so good,” you mumbled.
“Does it?”
“Mm-hmm...”
“You want me to make you come?” he asked.
“Yes, please!” you cried out, bouncing faster. And of course, as you suspected would happen, Phillip turned the wand up to its highest setting.
“Ahh!” you screeched.
He turned the wand on its other side, so that the handle rested against your stomach, then he buried his face between your legs and ran his tongue around your folds. All of the stimulation made you jump and squirm, and before you could blink twice, you felt the pressure buildup.
“I’m coming...” you said with a low, possessed grunt. Your eyes rolled back and every ounce of your pussy’s juice came gushing out onto your dildo, the wand, and on Phillip’s hot tongue.
“Mmm...” he moaned, lapping up your cream.
You lifted your body off the dildo, and Phillip moved the wand. He rubbed your slicked pussy with the palm of his hand, and stared up at you with dilated pupils.
“So, are we about to fuck?” you asked, out of breath.
“We’re definitely about to fuck...” he answered with raised eyebrows and a grin.
You leaned down to give Phillip a passionate kiss. Then, you leaned back in your chair. Phillip stood up and unbuttoned his pajama top. As he got out of it, you grabbed his throbbing dick and wrapped your lips around the head.
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Evidence incorrect quote generators need to be taken away from me:
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Penelope: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
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Anne: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Anne: cuLt leader.
Anne: God hates me personally.
Anne: cowBoy hat.
Anne: *sniffles* Trying my best.
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Anne: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.
Nana: There are no books in prison.
Anne: *sighs* Thank you.
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Anne: Your smile? It makes my day.
Hiro: Your happiness? I live for that.
Copperhelm: A room? Get one.
Nana: Hotel? Trivago.
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Copperhelm: Is this your plan B?
Anne: Technically, this is plan P.
Copperhelm: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Anne: Yes, but I marry Hiro in plan M.
Hiro: I like plan M.
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Penelope: *pulls back the curtain while Anne is showering*
Penelope: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
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Copperhelm: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Sassafras: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
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Anne: Did you bring Jocelyn?
Nana, gesturing to Hiro: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Anne: Hiro? The next best thing would be Penelope.
Hiro: I would be offended, but Penelope is freakishly strong.
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Jocelyn: There's no way they like me back.
Hiro: Nana would throw herself in front of a fireball for you.
Jocelyn: Nana would throw herself in front of a fireball for fun.
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Jocelyn: Hey, Penelope, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Penelope: Yeah.
Jocelyn: And you, Anne?
Anne: Umm... yes?
Jocelyn: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Anne: Did she just-
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Penelope, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Nana, standing in front of Penelope: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*
Penelope, crying: Please...stop...
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Anne: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Jocelyn: Sleeping is nice.
Anne: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.
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Hiro: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Penelope: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Anne: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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Penelope: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Hiro, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Anne: Can we go to a haunted house?
Jocelyn: What’s wrong with the one we live in?
Anne: Wh-what?
Jocelyn: Goodnight, Anne.
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Penelope: *sneaking in through their window*
Nana: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Penelope: I was with Jocelyn?
Jocelyn: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
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Anne: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Penelope: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Anne:
Anne: *sobs*
Copperhelm: You fucking scared them, you idiot.
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Anne: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Penelope: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Anne: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Penelope:
Penelope: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
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Hiro: You’re mean!
Penelope: You’re meaner!
Hiro: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!
Penelope: You’re uglier!
Hiro: You’re a dumbass!
Penelope: You’re a dumberass!
Hiro: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!
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Penelope: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Anne: What the hell do you do?
Penelope: I die? What kinda question...
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Copperhelm: Penelope, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Penelope: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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*Hiro is speaking on the phone*
Hiro: Yeah, I'm with Anne.
Anne: Im fucking dying-
Hiro: Yep, they're okay.
Anne: I have a knife in my chest!
Hiro: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry.
Anne: IM BLEEDING OUT-
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Nana: What are you eating?
Jocelyn: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Nana: I like you, don't I?
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*Anne recording whilst Nana and Penelope are arguing*
Nana: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Anne: *wheezes like a tea kettle*
Penelope, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Nana: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Penelope: It's my favorite movi-
Nana: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, PENELOPE!
Penelope: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Nana: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
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Jocelyn: We're having a baby.
Anne: Oh, cangradu-
Nana, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
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I'm pretty sure no one is going to make it through all of this but I'm bored so here goes
1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?
Well it was a group chat with my mom and brother so I’d probably pretend like it never happened and avoid the subject like we do with everything else.
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?
I don’t remember her name honestly, Cristy? or Caitlin? It started with a C
3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
Probably I think he’s better than that but it’s his life
4. Is your last name longer than six letters? You bet yo ass it’s not (I’m hilarious)
5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? I did have a few
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? No
7. What does your last received text say? “😂😂” (I mentioned that I was hilarious right?)
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? It was just that once
9. Where was your last kiss at? Uh? Some frat house, why are we hung up on my last kiss?
10. When is the last time you saw your sister? I don’t have a sister
11. What do you drink in the morning? Usually water, sometimes apple juice
12. Where did you sleep last night? At my house
13. Do you think relationships are hard? I think they require work but if you like what you do you’ll never work a day in your life.
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? My first reaction was hell yes but I think I’ve survived fairly well so far so nah
15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? Again with the kissing… I guess it would be awkward but I don’t even know if she’d remember me
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Rainy
17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Surprisingly I do
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? No
19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? I hope so
20. Does anyone like you? I’m pretty likable
21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? No
22. Is the last person you kissed gay? She was my same gender but we didn’t really trade notes on our sexualities
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? I can usually stand anyone for short amounts of time
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? I want one if I ever find the time
25. In the past week have you cried? Yes
26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Dachshund
27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? Both
28. Have you ever kissed a football player? No
29. Do you think you’re old? Nope
30. Do you like text messaging? Yes
31. What type of day are you having? Relaxing
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? No
33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Cold all the way
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? A few
35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? A relationship
36. Are you a simple or complicated person? Simple
37. What song are you listening to? The Big Bang Theory is in TV right now
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Most of the time
39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? Yes
40. What made you start liking the person you like now?
41. When did you last receive a text message? About lunch time today
42. What is wrong with you right now? I have a dog asleep in my lap and I need to pee
43. How well do you know the last female you texted? I’ve known her my entire life, yes she is my mom
44. Does anyone disgust you? Donald Trump
45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? No I’m in a relationship
46. Are you in a good mood right now? I’ve been happier but I’m not in a bad mood
47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My Dad
48. What color shirt are you wearing? Teal
49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? Yes
50. Anyone you’re giving up on? No
51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? No
52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? Yes
53. Do you like rain? It brings me life
54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? No just stay safe about it
55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Duh who hasn’t?
56. Do you like to cuddle? Definitely
57. Are you shy? It depends
58. Do you get along with girls? Yes but I don’t like this question
59. Have you dated the person you texted last? It was my mom so no
60. What do you carry with you at all times? My phone
61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? I would pay to stay in a haunted house
62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? Hopefully
63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? Not yet officially
64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? Fucking adorable
65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? Well I have a puppy so yeah
66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 18-21? If I had to guess
67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? DIY
68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Zebra print
69. Do you have any stickers on your car? Yes
70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Or
71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iPhone
72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Years I’m a dominos girl
73. Do you like diet soda? I’m not picky
74. What color are the walls in your room? Tan
75. Are you 16 or older? Thankfully yes
76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? Not really
77. Do you have a job? Yep
78. What are your initials? HDY
79. Did you ever have braces? Yes
80. Are you from the south? Yes, but this doesn’t define me
81. What does your last status on facebook say? “Blessing your feed with a little puppy [pics of my pupper]”
82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? No
83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Or
84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? I was the Mascot does that count? No
85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Rouge One
86. Do you smoke? Hell no
87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Neither
88. Is your phone touch screen? Yes
89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? It’s naturally somewhere in between
90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? No my moms always be open to letting me leave and my friends have always had to be home early
91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool
92. Have you ever made out in a car? No
93. …Had sex in a car? No
94. Are you single or in a relationship? I’m in a relationship
95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Sleeping
96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? I honestly don’t remember
97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Yeah
98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? I’ve had chemistry friends that give me the Homework answers, does that count?
99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? No
100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? I don’t really hate anyone
101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Yes and I’m a virgin
102. Name your favorite Kesha song: blah blah blah (I’m basic)
103. Do you have any tan lines right now? Nope
104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? I have and I probably will again (don’t judge me)
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Alright, so here's my thoughts on the new Helluva Boss episode! 😈🤠❄️
Everything’s tagged as #hb spoilers for those who haven't seen it yet!
Stolas & Stella confronting each other be like:
Ice King Andrealphus being the third fucking wheel, questioning why he even showed up, but staying for the literal tea
Stolas & Stella obviously hated each other from the get go, so yeah, he didn't betray no one (except maybe his daughter's trust)
COWBOY DADDY STRIKER STRIKES BACK!!! Still sad that Norman Reedus didn't return to voice him, but I kinda already had a feeling that he wouldn't return cuz 1) We didn't get to hear Striker in the S2 Trailer & I think it was confirmed that most of the cast had finished recording their lines for this season over a year ago and 2) It's understandable bc he's a busy man in the acting industry!
And besides, Ed's an awesome VA (especially with all the characters he's voiced so far in the Hellaverse), so I didn't really mind the recast!
"Um... sexy?" Yep, Stolas & the I.M.P crew know what's up! 😉
Wonder what other kinds of Blessed items/weapons exist! I want more lore content!!!
Not bad for an M&M themed episode!
Mixed thoughts on the Blitzø & Loona B-plot of the episode! The Sloth Ring making these two wait 5 years for a rabies shot appointment & the dumbass staff not getting "Bingo & Tuna's" names right was funny tho!
Also, fuck off Fish Karen! It's Hell, no one gives a shit and yet, you're fine with your illegitimate son insulting Blitzø to his face!
"How does one get their own theme song?" Striker unwillingly getting his own theme song was gold! It gave me "Gaston's Song" vibes and I love it!!! 👏🏼
Moxxie finally fighting his own battles (even if it's for something as simple as a hat), good for him!
So there are tinier Imps in Hell, now? Again, lore content pls!!!!
Striker's little bat-cave: "I'm just impressed you seem to want to suck your own dick so badly", 'nuff said! 🤣
The parallels of Stolas "messing around" with Striker while being held hostage, to the time Blitzø & Moxxie fucked with the government agents in "Truth Seekers" was good too! 👌🏼
Hope we get to see a Striker backstory cuz he reeeeally has some sort of grudge towards the Goetia family or any of the higher ranked demons! Wonder if Paimon had anything to do with that?
"Prepare for trouble & make it double!" Stella & Andrealphus's dynamic was funny, but slightly creepy (mostly on Andre's side towards his sister)
LEAVE MAH CHILD VIA OUTTA THIS!!!! Like she hasn't had enough shit to deal with already!
M&M HUNGRY FOR A LI'L PAYBACK!!!!
They said, no Country music for a battle theme, only Pop music!
The fight scene mixed with Loona fighting back at her shot appointment was funny!
Angel Dust vs. Sir Pentious callback?? Moxxie's definitely been taking notes from the spider boi!
We still haven't seen the last of Cowboy Daddy Striker!
Poor Loony, getting a "cone of shame". At least she got a lollipop for being a "good patient"? 🤷🏻♀️
HOW TF DID THE MEDIA FIND OUT ABOUT STOLAS GETTING ATTACKED & NEARLY KILLED???
"...He can get hurt?" Yes, Blitzø! He may be a royal demon w/phenomenal cosmic powers, but he's just as fragile and hurting on the inside, just like me & you bud (and holy weapons don't help with that fact either)!
Had to pause to look at the Stolitz texts: so they have brought up the Ozzie's incident, but apparently haven't ACTUALLY talked about it face-to-face! At least Stolas is trying to work something out & give Blitzø some space!
BLITZØ, YOU BETTER GO VISIT YOUR MAN IN THE HOSPITAL, OR SO HELP ME…!!!!!
One thing that bugged me the most is Loona not getting any lines in this episode, yet Erica still got credited?
The last episode was understandable bc Loona appeared for a few seconds in the beggining & end. But they could've at least given Loona a few lines this time around, especially given the fact that she was freaking out & didn't wanna get the shot!
Overall not exactly the best episode, but it was still alright (I just mostly missed my cowboy daddy, ok?) Hopefully, the next episode does better!!!
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