#zhao fucks

[chipchopclipclop]

it twas only a matter of time before i broke on my own fantasy au design nonsense. my dnd bones.

#chipchopdraws #yakuza #like a dragon #ladiw #like a dragon infinite wealth #my god i dont want to tag everyones names #ichiban kasuga #nanba yu #koichi adachi #saeko mukoda #zhao tianyou #joon gi han #seonhee #eric tomizawa #chitose fujinomiya #kazama kiryu #all the fucking warriors #bottom group ended up looking so goth together (aside from tomi) so now im laughing #yakuza 8 spoilers #slighttlyyy

[thebramblewood]

The dawn of the final day.

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Julia: [muttering shakily] Come on, Jules. Just hit the button. You have to tell someone. It’s the right thing to do.

Helena: [whoosh] [thump] Julia? Shit, how’d you even-

Julia: Helena, w-what did you just... I don’t understand what’s going on!

Helena: If you’d let me explain-

Julia: No, no, no, this can’t be happening! Vampires aren’t supposed to be real!

Helena: [narrows eyes] Who are you calling?

Julia: No one! I was just thinking about it, I swear! [flinches away] Stop! Don’t come any closer!

Helena: Julia, please, I’m not going to hurt you. I would never hurt you.

Julia: [tearfully] But you could have!

Helena: What?

Julia: It was you who hurt my friends, who hurt all those people! I hang out there with them all the time. If you’d seen me, would you have been able to resist?

Helena: Of course!

Julia: Oh, so you were in control? You knew what you were doing and you did it anyway. Who are you, Helena? What are you? Because I don’t think you’re my sister anymore. You’re a-a-a... a monster!

Helena: Please don’t say that. You have no idea how sorry I am. The way I left them... it just loops like an endless nightmare in my head. I didn’t mean to go that far. I just wanted the hunger to stop, but it never does.

Julia: They might still die. Because of you. [scoffs] Migraines. You’ve been lying all along! Helena: What could I have said? You wouldn’t have believed me.

Julia: How did this even happen? Why are you… like this?

Helena: Oh, Julia, I was so stupid! Ulrike and I had just broken up. I was in a bad place, and I trusted the wrong person. I didn’t want it! I barely remember what happened. I just woke up with this fire burning inside of me.

Julia: Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t call the cops right now.

Helena: Because you love me. Because I’m leaving.

Julia: What? Where will you go?

Helena: I don’t know. But it’s obvious I can’t stay. I’m not fit to be around people now. Maybe I never will be. I’m too dangerous — to myself, to you, to Mom and Dad, to this entire fucking town.

Julia: There must be another way. If you turn yourself in, then maybe-

Helena: What, the police will go easy on me because I’m sorry? I kill the police because they don’t? It wouldn’t end well for anyone, Julia. [sighs wearily] At least I never finished unpacking.

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #story: hzid #helena zhao #julia zhao #this was really hard to write :( #hate to fuck with the sisterly bond :( #(also you don't wanna know what ea animation i pulled that squatting pose from lmao but i needed it in a pinch) #and yes her mom was gonna be julia's first call because remember she's still just a scared little girl and she needs comforting!!! #she was very brave to have this conversation without totally losing it

[todayisafridaynight]

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #tianyou zhao #snap sketches #did someone do this already God Probably but its too late i havent seen it so #anyway Normal Style Zhao Jumpscare he's not teeny what the fuck #wanted to draw zhao normally At Least Once before i died. lol. #ok i have class in like ten minutes im gonna stare at the wall until then bye

[angelogistics]

bestows the highest honor upon beloved characters (lion dance AU)

#one piece #opfanart #roronoa zoro #zoro op #blackleg sanji #sanji op #lion dance #zosan #hey ok so see how i tagged this zosan um . teehee . i need 2 draw them being gay alr thats next on the list #zoro mainly tails btw (for sanji) but occasionally he'll do head i think he would really like jowga and sanji would do futsan #but like for the ladies he would be hoksan do you understand ..... um im insane about lion dance <3 anyway #myart #zoro probably shouldnt be wearing his earrings if hes in lion but well . one of my teammates does and hes fine so its chill #hei tui is extraordinarily pretty i really love how he came out .... #i thiiiink sanji would be a huangzhong and zoro would be the um whatshisface ZHAO YUN hes so zhao yun #oh fuck luffy is absolutely liu bei HOLY SHIT WAIT THAT WORKS SO WELL >???? HES NAME SO CLOSE im freaking out omfg

[mugentakeda]

i know this makes no sense cus iroh had only just met zhao in 1x03 i believe but i saw this in a fic a long time ago (or i hallucinated it idk) where jeong jeong also trained lu ten and i Just. lalalalalalaaaaa

#DIVERSITY WIN!!!!!! #generational curse: the weirdo that was rivals with your cousin #and used to show up to your house to harass him all the time #is now Your rival and shows up to your ship to harass you all the time #me drawing these 1 day after making that whole ask post about my feelings around zhao. Whatever (kicks rock #ALSO DID U GUYS NOTICE IROHS SPEECH BUBBLE IS WHAT HE ALSO SAID WHEN ZUKO MET ZHAO.... HAHAHA....... #minus the “in this damn house” part that i just stole from something my mom would say #zhao #lu ten #jeong jeong #zuko #iroh #drawing zhao is hard as Fuck by the way #ill only do it again if this does well. Hes not worth the effort #atla #avatar the last airbender #alicias art

[fangirlingintothevoid]

I FUCKING SNORTED

#guardian #shen wei #zhao yunlan #zhen hun #weilan #IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOPERS BUT ITS NOT ITS THE FUCKING SHOW #I love it

[airjemsfandump]

Sir, I just want to sleep--

#shen wei #zhao yunlan #weilan #cdrama #guardian #zhen hun #oh my #oh my goddddd #oh my fucking god #sorry professor #i can't sleep #please #please please please #i can't be the only one #right? #danmei #academia aesthetic

[allgremlinart]

Zuko and Korra have a lot in common for example in their respective first seasons they both had a smirking evil old gay guy obsessed with making their lives miserable who then died ever so bombastically. and ponytails.

#atla #Tarrlok and Zhao .. . would they have fucked or killed each other do you think . . ?

[lilfrogfella]

james somerton 🤝 cait corrain shitty apologies once their actions against marginalized communities come to light, exposing the fact that they know what they did was wrong but hiding behind mental states is the excuse of choice

#dont get me wrong they both deserve to be safe and healthy #and also far far away from the internet #james somerton #cait corrain #oh boy i have thoughts on cait's apology #xiran jay zhao #hbomberguy #give xiran and harris their flowers #doing the lords work #gay wrongs (derogatory) #fuck james somerton

[xiakeponz]

The Legend of Shen Li （与凤行） Xing Zhi + Shen Li textposts 1/?

#the legend of shen li #cdrama #与凤行 #lin gengxin #zhao liying #has anyone done this yet haha #omg the last one *literally sick with want* *whatever* do you know how many different screencaps i had for this gdfhgjkdf thats the story #ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck with me!! and he did 👁️🫦👁️ #textpost #yfx textpost

[phoenixkaptain]

I just can never get enough of Shen Wei’s wavering control when it comes to Zhao Yunlan

(I got Zhen Hun vol 1 and I read it in three hours I was so excited)

Like, Shen Wei is so obviously obsessed. He stares at Yunlan constantly (as long as Yunlan is not looking). He can’t help but to look back when he leaves Yunlan. Yunlan is sick and Shen Wei helps him home, basically tucks him into bed, and cleans his entire apartment. Shen Wei is absolutely the type of person to smell Yunlan’s clothes-

But my favourite scene is definitely when Shen Wei helps Yunlan drink. Because he does very well! He and Yunlan drink an alcoholic under the table, and Yunlan is really only tipsy, meaning either Shen Wei did all the heavy lifting or Yunlan’s liver is inhumanly quick.

And with being drunk comes Shen Wei completely losing his last threads of sanity. He is a being born from darkness whose hunger can never be sated, and good golly it shows. Him basically trying to eat Yunlan has always been a highlight. The moment Yunlan shows resistance (full resistance instead of just hesitance), Shen Wei full on unpossesses his own body.

I’m fully convinced (I wasn’t on my first two reads, but I am now) that Shen Wei unpossessed himself. He is so talented. His entire body shuts down, Yunlan of course fucking panics, and Yunlan takes three tries to literally summon Shen Wei’s soul back. Man just unpossessed his own body. The body that he is attached to. Shen Wei has never stolen a body, this one is just his, and he manages to unpossess it.

It’s so great. Yunlan told him to stop and, like, he did. He really, really did. He stopped his heart beating and himself breathing and literally being in his own body. 10/10, Shen Wei is so good at following directions.

Yunlan, upon realizing that Shen Wei is the super intimidating, ominously cloaked figure who literally everyone on his team is fucking terrified of and who has worked with him for years and has only been sort of (very) obsessive over Zhao Yunlan: “I should probably stop flirting with him, because it’s a bit awkward.”

Yunlan, approximately five seconds later: “You threw yourself at me while you were drunk. I never knew how much you favoured me.”

Zhao Yunlan is the best character ever. A hot professor acts really weird and is so obviously attracted to him and Yunlan is super into it. Shen Wei treats him like precious glass that cannot be allowed to even get dirty and also like he will die if Yunlan looks at him for too long. Shen Wei tries not to touch him but revels in the warmth left behind. Shen Wei bit him like thirty times because of his conflicting desires to both eat or fuck him. Zhao Yunlan is so fucking confused.

Zhu Hong suggests that Yunlan could sleep with her in lieu of payment and Yunlan is like “Okay :)” (because he thinks it would be nice to not need to have to pay her). Yunlan is openly bi to the point that him flirting with a hot professor surprises literally none of his coworkers (they just tease him because it’s funny).

Yunlan is positive that Shen Wei is attracted to him, because obviously Shen Wei is? Yunlan isn’t being vain or overly confident, Shen Wei literally caught him while he was falling off of the school roof and tended to his light scrape like it was Yunlan’s arm coming off. Shen Wei is so obviously attracted to Yunlan, but at the same time tries desperately not to show it. Zhao Yunlan is so confused. He is bummed when Shen Wei declines to meet with him and even more bummed when Shen Wei tells him he doesn’t want to go out with him and he is also baffled because he woke up to find Shen Wei literally watching him sleep less than a week later.

If I was Zhao Yunlan, I would also be confused.

Zhao Yunlan also is great because he’s the world’s best detective who comes up with half-baked theories and tricks people (well, mostly Shen Wei and Da Qing) into admitting he’s right. He cannot stand how useless Guo Changcheng is, but Guo Changcheng is his little good luck charm and he will be bringing him everywhere. Wang Zheng tries to die and he berates her like a little kid. The Emissary sends a spooky little guy to keep Yunlan from continuing forward, and Yunlan can’t bring himself to knock it aside, so he just steps over it. When it follows him, he eventually just picks it up. When it gets scared, he lets it hide in Clarity (his watch). He is disrespectful to the very idea of gods. He is unintimidated by the Emissary who literally everyone else is terrified of. He burns incense for the little messenger even though he didn’t have to.

There were some (a lot of) parts I didn’t really get, even during my second read. However, this translation makes a lot of sense! The underworld folk are fucking terrified of Shen Wei. Shen Wei is overpowered and answers to nobody and his very presence as the Emissary is enough to make most ghosts run and hide. They are so scared. Shen Wei is getting worse. If Shen Wei goes rogue, literally nobody can stop him.

Man, if only that mountain god, the one being in the entirety of history that Shen Wei was willing to listen to, was still around.

(They decide to get that mountain god back.)

Honestly, them wanting Yunlan to remember makes a lot more sense than whatever I thought they were doing the first two times I read it. They just need someone to hold Shen Wei’s leash, and they couldn’t have known that Zhao Yunlan is literally the worst possible choice for that.

(Zhao Yunlan doesn’t even care when Shen Wei tears his shirt (apparently with fucking claws) or bites him and he really doesn’t care what the Emissary does as long as Shen Wei lets him get his baby Wang Zheng back first. The mountain god, from what I recall, was more amused by Shen Wei’s darker tendencies than anything else. There is no one worse to hope will control Shen Wei, because there is no one else who is as willing as Zhao Yunlan is to sleep with the most powerful, uncontrollable being in metaphorical Hell.)

I’ll give them points for trying, but really, they didn’t do a very good job picking. I mean, there was literally no other option, but still. Shen Wei who retains some degree of his self control vs Shen Wei who is feral over Yunlan is a pretty obvious choice.

All in all, I love Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei. Yunlan thinks he might be coming on too strong, meanwhile Shen Wei would probably collect Yunlan’s hair if he thought he could get away with it. Shen Wei knows where Yunlan lives and lives nearby, he works in the same city, and he has stalked seen Yunlan on cases before, meanwhile Yunlan’s worst crime is sullying the professor in his head. I love them. They’re perfect for each other.

#guardian #zhen hun #zhao yunlan #shen wei #weilan #the inane ramblings of a madman #long post #i stand by my beliefs #that shen wei is the creepiest boy #i love that about him tho #he just wants to fuck a god #marry a god #become a god’s housewife and take care of a god and tuck a god in and #really is he asking for that much #love the obsessive boy who has been stalking yunlan for hundreds of years #shen wei really is the most

[thebramblewood]

🎵 I can't wait to live it up tonight

It's a girls' night out 💋

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Transcript under the cut.

Yuki: Nooooo! Helena, why are we sulking? We're supposed to be dancing!

Charlie Jack: Oh, God. Here come the waterworks again.

Helena: [furiously blinks back tears] I promise I'm trying! It's just hard to put on a smile when we're barely 500 feet from where Ulrike broke my heart!

Yuki: Yeah, okay, that's definitely our bad.

Charlie Jack: In our defense, it's not exactly easy to throw into a conversation. "By the way, Helena, can you tell us the precise location of your loss?" Especially when you were hardly in a chatty mood to begin with.

Helena: Maybe I should just go home. [sniffles] I've got a paper to write anyway... from scratch... by hand... because my laptop is totally fried.

Yuki: Shake off that defeatist attitude, girl! We're totally going to fix this.

Helena: How?

Yuki: For starters, you're going to need to get busy on that drink. Then we're going to need to order a few more. [shouts] Bartender!

...

Charlie Jack: Shots?

Yuki: WHAT?!?

Charlie Jack: We should do shots, right?

Yuki: Fuck, yeah! Helena, you good for a minute on your own?

Helena: I'VE NEVER BEEN BETTER!!!

#ts4 #sims 4 #sims 4 story #ts4 story #simblr #story: hzid #this is literally the same lot i used for their breakup lol so helena isn't exaggerating #also catch me STILL fucking around with caption colors oops #i just needed helena's to be more lavender again as they somehow got closer to gray #drinking tw #helena zhao #yuki behr #charlie jack skinner

[one-vivid-judgment]

My new headcanon is that Zhao and Tsukumo bonded over their mortal hatred for scalpers and that's how they became friends and now Sugiura and Tsukumo have this lil freak who hangs out in their office all the time and makes them free lunch and they are considering making Zhao and honorary Yokohama 99 member.

#ryu ga gotoku #like a dragon infinite wealth #lad infinite wealth #judge eyes #judgment #lost judgement #.txt #zhao tianyou #makoto tsukumo #was it necessary for sugiura and tsukumo to show up in iw? absolutely not #did i freak the fuck out when they did? absolutely #do i hope this means we're getting judgment 3? you bet #i was just recaping some of the buddy bingos and realized that Zhao HATES scalpers #and literally the first substory of LJ is Tsukumo trashing on scalpers #and now this DEFINITELY had something to do with how they met because I said so

[mugentakeda]

iroh doodles part 1 gajillion. can we kill this geriatric jerkoff already

#my son egg (zuko) and his uncle cheese (iroh) #HES SO FUN TO DRAW TBH i want to blow him up with tnt #idk what i was doing w the fangs on the right doodle #i was like what if jimbeis fangs but didnt look up what jimbeis fangs look like #so i just made some shit up my bad #hope you guys enjoy my notes btw #send asks about him so i can talk abt how much i hate this old fuck #iroh #zuko #zhao #atla #avatar the last airbender #alicias art

[hideyseek]

HELLO!?

#this is. this is a lot to encounter completely unprepared #shen wei making DIRECT EYE CONTACT with zhao yunlan and going down on this lollipop #the next fucking shot is him like. close-up. wrapping his lips around it without breaking eye contact. like. he sure looks like he's. #i. hello. i'm too embarrassed to even draw the parallels #like jesus christ dude idk how zhao yunlan doesn't explode on the SPOT #hidey watches guardian

[woundedheartwithin]

Okita's Grief

But I swear, if you get mushy and end up switchin' sides… Then, real or fake, I won't hesitate to cut you both down.  We clear?

#yakuza #ishin #ishin spoilers #spoilers #Majima goro #zhao tianyou #zhaomaji #Kiryu kazuma #saejima taiga #mine yoshitaka #my gifs #this took way too fucking long but it was worth it #hey guys if you rb this be sure to tag it as spoilers #this is a big one and not everyone can buy a game when it first comes out