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the-goldenseeker · 2 years

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My Hogwarts houses headcanons for the Marauder's era characters:

- Sirius Black: Gryffindor

- Remus Lupin: Gryffindor

- James Potter: Gryffindor

- Lily Evans: Gryffindor

- Peter Pettigrew: Gryffindor

- Marlene McKinnon: Gryffindor

- Mary MacDonald: Gryffindor

- Regulus Black: Slytherin

- Dorcas Meadowes: Slytherin

- Evan Rosier: Slytherin

- Andromeda Black: Slytherin

- Emmeline Vance: Ravenclaw

- Pandora Lestrange: Ravenclaw

- Ted Tonks: Hufflepuff

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the-goldenseeker · 2 years

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*If Regulus lived in 1981*:

Sirius: I AM A WANTED MAN REGGIE.

Regulus: Impossible! You weren't even a wanted child.

Sirius *mumbling*: This bitch >:(

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the-goldenseeker · 2 years

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Sirius: I AM FAMOUS MOONY!

Remus: Padfoot, you are literally WANTED by the Ministry of Magic AND the whole Wizarding World for BREAKING THE LAW.

Sirius: Isn't that what I just said?

Remus: *sighs*

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the-goldenseeker · 2 years

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Lily: Why is Remus chasing that black dog?

James: Oh, Si- Snuffles stole his favorite book.

Lily: Is he...cursing it?

James: Uhhh... He is very upset!

Remus: I SWEAR THAT IF YOU DON'T STOP RIGHT NOW YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!

Lily: *shook* Wait is that dog wearing a tie??

James: Fashion, Evans.

Remus *to Padfoot*: FINE THEN I GUESS I'LL TAKE YOUR RECORD PLAYER!

Lily: *confused af* I think I need to sleep.

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the-goldenseeker · 2 years

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James, Sirius and Lily staging an intervention:

James: I think we should play a game.

Lily: Good idea! Let's go for truth or dare! Remus, you first.

Remus: Uhh, truth?

Sirius: when was the last time you slept?

Remus:... Never mind. Dare.

Sirius: Go to sleep.

Remus: Fuck this, I hate this game.

James: I'll give 20 galleons if you go to bed!!! AND CHOCOLATE.

Remus: I'll take the chocolate as pre payment but I'm not making any promises

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the-goldenseeker · 2 years

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On November 3rd:

Sirius: *plays "Birthday Sex"*

Remus: *keeps reading his book*

Sirius: *turns up the volume*

Remus: Cut it out!

Sirius: Oh COME ON MOONY!! *puppy eyes*

Later that day:

Sirius: Guess who got laid ;)

James: NOOO

Sirius: YESS

James *smiling*: You doggg :O

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the-goldenseeker · 2 years

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On November 3rd:

James: Today is the best day,because the love of my life was born.

Remus: James, Lily's birthday is in January.

James: PLATONIC MOONY. *looks at Sirius* Love you bro!

Sirius *tearing up*: Love you too bro!

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the-goldenseeker · 2 years

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The Marauders on Sirius' Birthday:

Sirius *walking in the common room*: Now I have entered the common room. I wonder if anything exciting will happen.

All: SURPRISE!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Sirius *acting surprised*: AWw Guys!! You shouldn't have.

James: Not like you've been talking about it the past weeks or anything.

Sirius *sees Remus in his favorite outfit*: *GASP*

Remus: Happy Birthday, Pads! *kisses him*.

Sirius: BEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY ALREADY

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the-goldenseeker · 2 years

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The Marauders When Sirius is gone for a few days:

Sirius: GUESS WHO'S BACK BABY!!

Remus *sarcastically*: I am guessing you. All hell broke loose?

Sirius: Yes, I missed you too Moony. Now gimme a kith!

James: PADFOOT! *runs to Sirius*

Sirius: PRONGS! *tackles James*

Lily: Sometimes I think they're dating each other rather than us...

Remus: YOU THINK?

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the-goldenseeker · 3 years

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In the Great Hall:

Sirius: Did you know Moony has great chapstick? It literally tastes like berries.

James: What the f-

Lily: WAIT! You two kissed?

Marlene: *punches Sirius in the arm* And you didn't tell me?

Mary: FINALLY!! *shouts* Hey Dorcas! Remus and Sirius kissed.

Dorcas: *whispers to Remus in excitement* Wait really?

Remus: NOOO! Jeez people. The idiot ate my chapstick!

Sirius: IT TASTED LIKE BERRIES!

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the-goldenseeker · 3 years

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

Here are my headcanons for each marauders era character!

Sirius: he/they queer

Remus: he/they bisexual

James: they/them pansexual

Lily: she/her bisexual

Marlene: they/them lesbian

Regulus: he/him gay demiromantic

Dorcas: she/her bisexual sapphic

Mary: she/they nonbinary bisexual

Alice: she/her pansexual

Frank: they/them asexual

Ted: he/they unlabeled

Andromeda: she/they pansexual

Peter: he/him aromantic

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the-goldenseeker · 3 years

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what a great day to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

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the-goldenseeker · 3 years

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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the-goldenseeker · 3 years

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Sirius: drawing a pentagram on the marauders dorm floor.

Remus: What the fuck are you doing??

Sirius: *confused* You said satanize the dorm...

Remus: SANITIZE FOR MERLIN'S SAKE!

Sirius: WELL I'M DYSLEXIC! >:(

Remus: At hearing????

Sirius: Oh Shove off MOONY.

James: Ow, pretty star! :)

Remus: *slaps forehead*

Sirius: MaTe NOo-

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the-goldenseeker · 3 years

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The Marauders if Sirius got kidnapped:

Kidnapper: 4.000 galleons and he's yours.

Sirius: *offended* 4.000 GALLEONS? SCREW YOU, I'M WORTH 10 MILLION!!! >:(

Remus: Sirius shut the fuck up you're making it worse!

Sirius: Moony don't you dare lecture me when it comes to my self worth. I'm worth even more than 10 million.

Marlene: Siriusly shut up.

Peter: Well I'm broke, what do we do.

Lily: Don't worry, we have our sugar daddy James.

James: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME BROKE.

Also James: *to the kidnapper* Ok 10 million and you give me back my favorite person.

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the-goldenseeker · 3 years

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Wolfstar while fighting:

Remus: Screw you

Sirius: Is that supposed to be an offensive comment or a promise? Either way it was hot. *smirks and winks at Remus*

Remus: Nope. I'm done. *leaves*

Sirius: nO WaiT- o_o

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the-goldenseeker · 3 years

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Jily on a date:

Lily: impress me

James: I can talk to animals

Lily: Oh yeah? Prove it.

James: Only if you'll go on a date with me! :)

Lily: Yeah, alright...

James: *walks up to Padfoot* Oi Snuffles!

Padfoot: *winks and salutes with one of his paws*

Lily: *little bit shook* Oh I regret ny life decisions.

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