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[the-wraiths-wife]

kaz brekker is the best book boyfriend to ever be written. like he wants inej to stay with him but he also wants her to be happy, so he buys her a boat so that she can leave him, knowing that it will make her happy. like you just can't beat that.

#hes better than aaron warner. #fight me #inej ghafa is also the best book gf #'I could fix him': no; he could fix himself #theyre the superior book couple. #seriosuly #FIGHT ME ON THIS #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #save shadow and bone

[the-wraiths-wife]

@lunarthecorvus , KRISTOFF is perfect. I can't find someone for nina tho. I also think Matthias would be Ferdinand the bull from Ferdinand the Disney movie. Help me with nina pls

Am I the only one who thinks Kaz Brekker is like the boss baby??

@jccatstudios @she-posts-nerdy-stuff @bookworm-center @wraith--2

[the-wraiths-wife]

#3 : Wylan and Jesper

They're the same people your honour

Tags: @bookworm-center @wraith--2 @ell0ra-br3kk3r @she-posts-nerdy-stuff

Am I the only one who thinks Kaz Brekker is like the boss baby??

@jccatstudios @she-posts-nerdy-stuff @bookworm-center @wraith--2

#its cannon #i dont care #be gay do crime #luberto #luca x alberto #jesper x wylan #wesper #disney #threads #soc thread #soc shitpost #incorrect six of crows quotes #six of crows #luca 2021 #jesper fahey #wylan van sunshine #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #yes all three of Wylan's names #luca paguro #alberto scorfano #gay bitches

[the-wraiths-wife]

#2: Inej

Am I the only one who thinks inej Ghafa is like Bageera?

Am I the only one who thinks Kaz Brekker is like the boss baby??

@jccatstudios @she-posts-nerdy-stuff @bookworm-center @wraith--2

#that's literally the same person #theyre both the mom friend #its cannon #thats the same person your honour #six of crows #inej ghafa #bageera #disney #the jungle book #threads #soc thread #soc shitpost #incorrect six of crows quotes

[the-wraiths-wife]

He's just jealous

Is it just me or Kaz is carrying out a petty revenge

#kaz brekker #nina zenik #matthias helvar #six of crows

[the-wraiths-wife]

ANOTHER kids movie crow parallel

Ferdinand and Nina = Nina and Matthais. Matthias is the bull, Nina's well, Nina.

Why do I think so? Nina from 'Ferdinand' spends the whole movie trying to convince everyone that Ferdinand is not a monster and not like other bulls (who would and could kill people)

Nina from SoC spends her time trying to prove matty innocent and when she meets Zoya and the other Grisha she tries to tell them Matthias is not like the drüskelle any more. Show!Nina also tells Zoya that Matthias is not just a slab of fur

Conclusion : go re-watch 'Ferdinand' (the 2017/2018 vers)

Should I do all the crows? I've done Kaz. I have Jesper and Wylan ready.

Tags : @caityrayeraye @helnikdaily @she-posts-nerdy-stuff @bookworm-center @ell0ra-br3kk3r @wraith--2

#six of crows #yes i am on a kids-movie marathon with my brood of siblings #nina zenik #matthias helvar #i was still recovering from helnik heartbreak #helnik #if your wondering if this is where the Kaz boss baby theory came from #yes #ferdinand disney #yes Ferdinand is my fav movie

[the-wraiths-wife]

Am I the only one who thinks Kaz Brekker is like the boss baby??

@jccatstudios @she-posts-nerdy-stuff @bookworm-center @wraith--2

#that's literally the same person #twinning #i was re-watching this with ny brood of siblings when i noticed #the fact that theyre scarily alike #go re-watch the movie #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #kanej #grishaverse #nina zenik #shadow and bone #wylan van eck #kazbrekker #incorrect shadow and bone #soc incorrect quotes

[the-wraiths-wife]

LOOK

I personally found Avery very very boring and basic

She was a PAIN to have as a protagonist, she was very one dimensional and Plain

And I think Lyra Kane is gonna be just as boring. I NEED some spice, some SEMBLANCE of personality

Avery's personality is white, plain, Sugar-y asf spoilt Milk.

I betchu lyras is gonna be worse—

Kinda sorry to the Lyra Kane fans tho

Like I've read so many books and after one point you can predict what type of charectors an author can write. You understand their scope and calibre.

And like, even though the Hawthornes are portrayed as these hot sexy god-like bois who make women loose their minds I NEVER ever felt it

(probably cuz I'm gay—)

But my point is, with certain charectors like - Kenji Kishmoto, Aaron Warner, Kaz Brekker, Percy Jackson, Cardan Greenbriar, Malini (from da jasmine throne), alex claremont-diaz, Lord Thyco you can like FEEL the aura, the 'hot' aura

Like their PERSONALITIES contribute to the hotness.

• Kenji's obsession with tangled, his ability to calm people, his goofiness, him genuinely giving a fuck abt people, not being a Gale Hawthorne, and his obsession for Nazeera, his willingness to sacrifice himself for his friends

• Aaron's fashion sense, his willingness to burn the world for her, to wait for her, helping her become powerful, helping her find herself i.e re-discover her past, and eating a cookie with a knife and fork ; ‘Come back here’ ‘Home’, ‘lyhfml’

• Kaz Brekker ripping a guy's eye out for his girl, finding her parents for her, freeing her from her indenture and her sexual trauma, wanting to bottle up her laugh and get drunk on it, his crazy revenge plans, ‘I would've come for you’, dropping a guy from a tower for objectifying women.

• Percy simping for Annabeth and jumping into tartarus with her and almost dying for her, respecting his mom, having a loveable persona, standing up to the gods, messing with the gods, being sarcastic and a great leader.

•Cardan Greenbriar begging Jude to come back to him and allowing her to murder/attempt to murder him again and again and making her the queen of Elfhelm so she feels one with the magic

• Princess Malini of Parijatdvipada helping her girlfriend find herself, making her remember her childhood, save her people and her culture, re-discover her magic, establish a relationship with her brother, making her truly HAPPY and WHOLE again, Refusing to burn on that pyre

•Alex claremont-diaz giving his boyfriend the strength to truly be himself, helping him ; LIKE actually doing wonders for his man, gives him the courage to come out to his family, is actually there for henry (the boyfriend) whenever he needs him, goes after Henry and their relationship, the Texas campaign—

• Lord Thyco accepting his boyfriend, showing him he's not a burden but a blessing, bringing out the best in him, helping his boyfriend and his bestfriend by not letting them die on the streets

But with the Hawthornes it's like, you're supposed to think they're hot, end of story.

Why are they hot?

Idk

The only hawthorne I actually like is Grayson, because he reminds me of Henry from red white and royal blue.

I read the whole series for him and I don't think he and Lyra should be a thing

He should be gay. Chilling somewhere FAAARRR away from the rest of the Hawthornes. With his boyfriend.

End. Of. Story.

Like but the rest of the Hawthornes are like

Jameson → ick personified

Xander → Random asf (scones? Jlb, ik you were trynna be different, just give the man a cookie—)

Nash → Don't. Get. Me. Started.

The rest of the charectors I stated as examples for hot? They had charector development, they helped their s/o-s grow with them.

I don't think the Hawthornes really did that.

And they have potential, with nash being a cowboy, Jameson loving mysteries and whatnot but it's not well executed.

Don't tell me that it's a mystery puzzle kinda book, you can't have best of both worlds.

Again, all the charectors I stated above are from action packed fun books and they have great personality.

Also shout out to Ravi Singh from a good girl's guide to murder. He has an amazing personality.

#the inheritance games #the grandest game

[the-wraiths-wife]

I woke up and chose violence

HOT TAKE

Am I the only one who thinks Avery is a bit boring?

Like her only personality trait is obsessing over the Hawthornes, and being SmArT

Gurl 🙄✋

In my native place we call PPL like her desperate, we call them hens💀—

Sorry someone had to

Literally me trying to find her personality

I'm sorry Avery stans but I had to say it.....

No hate to jlb or Avery

She's just like Bella swan tho 💀

Lowkey think the latter is better

Like Avery is SO dem full of herself

Eg

Extert from the Hawthorne Legacy

“Thea's poker face was good, but mine was better”

Gurl stop.

I know ppl who coul have your eyes out on a platter

And the famous quote of hers is -

“My house my rules.”

My honest opinion -

A) Did she actually say that?

B) You know who else says this? My mom

And after she donates the money she's like

“oH mY gAwD iM sOoO kInD”

*wheeze

I cant—

We KNOW you donated like 94% of the money (which was pretty dumb u could've donated like 50%) [Tobias' ghost is having a seizure]

You don't have to RUB IT IN OUT FACES OMG

At some points in the book I wanted to jump in and beat her up.

Next hot take -

Jameson's mid asf

#woke up and chose violence #i know y'all are gonna kill me #rip me #the inheritance games #avery grambs #avery kylie grambs #ngl she's pretty boring #dont call me a pick me yall im a gay bitch who simps for everyone #my gay bestie agreez. #and if he agrees yk theres smth wrong 💀💀 #annabeth chase is so much better #inej and jude be wheezing in the back at Avery's desperatation— #i have a gut feeling lyra is gonna be just as boring #i call the shots : Lyra Kane is gonna be boring too—

[the-wraiths-wife]

This makes ALOT of sense

I like to think that part of the reason Inej is drawn to Kaz is because he's such a damn performer... I feel like it's easy to forget it bc her job in the Dregs is to go unseen, but Inej was raised in the circus. She performed until she was fourteen, and her tell is still squaring her shoulders like she's performing to an audience. I think it's fun to consider that she likes Kaz exactly because he's a bit of a showman, not in spite of it. That even though he's a conman and a thief and coddles his reputation so hard its difficult to tell where the truth even is, there's still something she finds familiar, or even comforting, in his theatricality and weakness for magic tricks.

#inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kanej

[the-wraiths-wife]

Make inej win people

reblog for a bigger sample (did i say that right?)

#inej ghafa #soc inej #jude duarte #juliette ferrars #i dont care abt the others

[the-wraiths-wife]

Some more Inej art I did.

Looks like crap but I like it so....

Hope you do too.

#six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #grishaverse

[the-wraiths-wife]

Naw it's too accurate. Are you illuminati?????

@bookworm-center thanks for mentioning me and makin' me do this

hey guys there's this really cute personality quiz here and i think it'd be a fun chain game :)

@kadethecat @biocrafthero @littlest-bugz @the-hydra-sys @anyone else who sees this!!

#cosmos persona #idk how to tag this #its accurate tho

[the-wraiths-wife]

Jordie just 💀

Has this in drafts, don't know if i actually posted it or it never came out

“What do you mean you want to be in hell? Didn’t you bargained your way into heaven?”

Jordie: yeah because i wanted to be with my brother when he kicks the bucket but I have been watching him now and yeah, there’s no way he comes here”

#netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #jordie knows whats up #W jordie #He has no hope y'all #it do be true tho #jordie rietveld

[the-wraiths-wife]

My lesbian ships in a nutshell

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

*Evelyn and Celia having sex in the bathroom at the oscars*

Evelyn: Anyways, let me present to you guys my new husband

Malice

*Aurora shows Alyce kindness and love then proceeds to get herself cursed*

Alyce: I guess I'll lose my mind and become evil now

She Who Became the Sun

Zu: See this hand? It can do many things

Ma: Interesting

The Priory of The Orange Tree

Sabran: Look at me, the gods are protecting me. I really AM god blessed

Ead: *brushing away her sweat after saving Sabran's ass for nth time* yeah, sweetie. You go girl

Gideon the Ninth

Gideon: Go choke on a dick. One flesh, one end, bitch

Harrow: Yeah, but how about I fuck up my frontal lobe just so you can stay here longer

The Jasmine Throne

Malini: *touches Priya's cheek*

Priya: *internal gay screaming*

#its the gideon ninth and jasmine throne for me #i feel priya tho #saphhic #book #gideon the ninth #the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #the priory of the orange tree #she who became the sun #the jasmine throne

[the-wraiths-wife]

The sapphic truths I live by

happy valentine's day from my sapphic trifecta to yours ❤️

#crier x ayla #ayla #crier's war #the priory of the orange tree #sabran berethnet #eadaz uq nara #ead x sabran #the jasmine throne #the oleander sword #priya x malini #priyamalini #elder priya #empress malini #wlw #lesbian #saphhic

[the-wraiths-wife]

Naw cuz she adopted me a while back

Ashok: How many kids do you have?

Bhumika: Biologically? Emotionally? Or legally?

#the jasmine throne #we stan bhumika #mother #bhumika #step on me