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Redmond and Dan for DL Eyewear

For all of you holding on to summer...know you're not alone.

#dan levy #redmond levy #dl eyewear #boink

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the lingering question

rating: E

archive warnings: no archive warnings apply

pairing: m/m

relationship: patrick brewer/david rose

characters: david rose, patrick brewer

additional tags: Post-Canon, Sex Blooper, Anal Sex, Fluff and Smut, Fluff and Humor, Minor Praise Kink, but like what else is new, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, sloppy mouths but not in that way

words: 1797

chapters: 1/1

He’s sweaty, Patrick is glowing, and David would ask him to marry him again if he was able to speak more than just jumbled praise and encouragement, anything to keep Patrick inside him, his comforting weight blanketed over him as he takes David apart using every trick he’s been undoubtedly taking note of over the past several years.

#schitt's creek #schitt's creek fanfiction #sc fic rec #sc fic

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I've been in the fandom for a little bit but have really only read fics from a couple of people that I know. You all seem to read a little bit of everything so what would you rec as your essential fandom fics for D/P?

Welcome to the fandom and to fanfic! That being said, this was an evil ask, anon. The coven has dabbled in many fandoms, collectively, and we are continuously impressed by how much truly phenomenal fic exists in the Schitt's Creek corner of A03. So this was really, really hard. And even though this list is long, it could have been so much longer. So, consider this your introduction and we've got plenty more where these came from.

We've broken them up into categories, so you can decide where to jump in first.

Canon-compliant

The Rooms Where It Happened - ahurston, blueink3, DelilahMcMuffin, thedidipickles, Distractivate, Elswherefumbling, etben (@angryonabus), High-Seas-Swan (@noahreids), ladyflowdi, MapleLeafSquareRoot, missgeevious, RhetoricalQuestions (@rhetoricalk), samwhambam, sonlali (@landofsonlali), sullymygoodname, thingswithwings, unfolded73, WellSchitt (@well-schitt)

Have You Met My Family? - TheSuperDandy

Helpless - codswallop (@codswalloping)

In Progress - nameless_bliss (@my-nameless-bliss)

The Little Things - JaneBlack

The Pleasure, The Privilege is Mine - @schittyfic

Take My Heart and Make it Strong - cartwrite

What Happened Outside - Anonymous

Wild and Wired - lettered (@letteredlettered)

Yes, There is a Chain, and No, You’re Not On It - strictlybecca

Future Fic

He Sees You - distractivate

It’s Brighter Than the Sun - wildxwired

The Love Left Behind - @DelilahMcMuffin

Slowly I Turn, or Niagra Falls - cartwrite

Sometimes Home is a Person - houdini74 @mostlyinthemorning

Watching Through Windows - helvetica_upstart

AU

All the Songs I Sing Are About You - missgeevious

Blackbird, Fly - distractivate

Bound by Symmetry - barelypink

A Fair Return - thingswithwings

Favored nations - @blueink3

Fifteen Hundred Miles - MoreHuman

For Feelings Unbound - wardo_wedidit

A Holiday Escape - @lisamc-21

How Patrick? - @madlori

I’d Swing for the Fences with You - @nontoxic (@danverses)

The Last Rose Video - @distractivate

Lies, Damned Lies, and Fake Dating - @vivianblakesunrisebay

The More You Know -likerealpeopledo (@likerealpeopledo-on-ao3)

My Gambling Days Are Gonna End Like This - whetherwoman

My Heart is Like Paper (Yours is Like a Flame) - smallumbrella (@smallumbrella369)

My Heart was Broke, My Head was Sore - @blueink3

One Star at a Time: A Survival Guide for the Reluctant Camper - cinnaluminum

Thanks for Choosing Bagged! - @dinnfameron

Sometimes Good Things Fall Apart - @blueink3

#sc fic rec #sc fanfic #schitt’s creek #schitts creek fanfic

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Random recs? Things you've enjoyed but doesn't often fit in a commonly asked about category? Maybe Schitt's Creek space program, or unexpected pairings? Something I haven't seen on rec lists - been seeing a lot I've already read and want to try something different. Any length. Thanks!

If there's one thing the farm witches love (well, one other thing besides peanut butter and long walks through the fields), it's randoms. Uh, random recs. For fics, of course.

We are very pleased to present this extremely random selection of fics. Seriously. It's all over the place.

Against the boards - lanime17

Ah, leaven help me, he’s dangerous - @yourbuttervoicedbeau

A batch made in heaven - @thegrayness

Blues and purple-pink skies - @streetlampsunset

The days of our lives - basingstoke (@basinke)

Flip the switch - @yourbuttervoicedbeau

How Albany got her groove back - anonymous

I’m not sorry it’s over - @DoubleL27

It couldn’t please me more - NeelyO (@neelyo67)

Let me see your beauty broken down - dawns_early_light

Merry Christmas, Farley Gordon - @kiranerys42

Mint Condition - seadeepy (@oceangenasi)

My heart is like a haunted house - @dinnfameron

Natural Selection - @ICMezzo

No Dress Rehearsals - @kindofspecificstore

Path to paradise, road to ruin - @nilolay

Sharkbite - @trueillusion82

Spinning on that dizzy edge - @thegrayness

A taste for the finer things in life - @Delilah-McMuffin, @spiffymittens

Vanilla ice cream (imagine that!) - @nilolay

Whiskey Nights - @treepyful

Plus, bonus video content from @nilolay just because someone reminded us how funny it was.

Enjoy!!

#schitt's creek fanfiction #schitt's creek #sc fanfic #thanks for the rec!#dawns_early_light fics #my fics

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I Am Not A Cat Burglar by yourxrose_indefinitely

David/Patrick | Rating: G | 8.6K

Read now on A03!

Summary:

David's been missing his lost cat for weeks. Her return a few days later brings something unexpected he didn't know he was looking for.

After reading his text conversation with Cute Cat Guy aloud, Stevie hands the phone back to David with her mouth agape.

“David! You're the one being obnoxious. He was so flirting with you. You have a date!”

“I do not have a date. We’ve set a time to exchange the cat.”

“And he asked if you’d like to go for coffee… that's a date.”

“It's a gratitude coffee.”

“It's a date.”

“It's one beverage, Stevie. Don't get excited.”

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#schitt’s creek #schitt's creek fanfiction #schitts creek #coffee shop au #kinda sorta #alternate first meeting au #david x patrick #david rose #patrick brewer #patrick x david #cat fic #my fics #sc fanfic

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Good boys in the snow

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#dog #cute #animals #dogs #lol #funny #aww #wholesome #doggos #whosagoodboy #we dont deserve dogs

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A thread I wrote on Twitter about Schitt’s Creek.

#schitt's creek #david x patrick #david and patrick #queer representation #queer media #lgbtq #dan levy #eugene levy #schitts creek #where everyone fits in #this☝🏼#so much this

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http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/03/1408341/-Psychologist-openly-admits-he-trains-police-officers-to-shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later S-I-G-N-A-L B-O-O-S-T

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Fans of Schitt’s Creek: A question

I have heard from multiple people who are passionate advocates of the show, and who say that they originally had to be convinced to continue to watch it after initially not enjoying it. I think it’s so interesting that this seems to be such a common experience among lovers of this show.

If this describes you, how many episodes in, would you say this happened for you?

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#welp #didn’t see that coming #this is so wholesome #give her a snog #its super cute pls watch

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“I have learned now that while those who speak about one’s miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more.”

C.S. Lewis

#quotes #c.s. lewis #writers

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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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There uh, may be a Fine Line by Harry Styles inspired AU getting dropped tomorrow 🤷🏻‍♀️

#david x patrick #fanfiction #schitts creek #schitt's creek #harry styles #fine line #my favorite muses through the lens of one of my favorite fic writers #does it get any better than this?

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