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softputridcentre · 4 years

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Recent caricatures of some of my favourite AEW wrestlers. Womens champion l, Hikaru Shida, Darby Allin, Lance Archer, Abadon and Nyla Rose.

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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Just a dump of all my most recent artworks!

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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Me, my fiancé and two kids. #drawn in a #DragonBallSuper #style with a #gritty #90's #aesthetic

#handdrawn #art #sketch #doodle #anime #cartoon #manga #dbz #goku #songoku #saiyan #artist #toho #akiratoryama #funimation

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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Been making mock ups of Album covers for a while now, here are the covers for "Nercrovore - Crypt in Half", "Fleshbang - Skelletons of the War" (intentional misspelling of skeletons), and "Killing is Fun - Violent Reaction".

If anybody wants a logo, album art, a custom subtitle or all of the above I'm open for commissions and have a very fast turnaround rate. My price list is as follows and I accept payment over Cashapp or PayPal.

Custom Logo (£25)

Custom title font (£20)

Album art (£50)

All of the above (£75)

PAYPAL : paypal.me/weirdweb

CASHAPP : £Weirdweb

Bonus

"GodPuke - Wanker$"

None of these bands or albums exist, any similarities are purely accidental or coincidence.

If you cant afford my services or wish to support me, PLEASE consider sharing this. Covid has put me so far into debt I feel like one of trump's resorts.

#albumart #band logo #album art #designer #artist #freelance #digital art #digital drawing #black metal #heavy metal #death metal #power metal #speed metal #metal #numetal #thrash metal #djent #kvlt #small business

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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Genuinely considering suicide.

I've been off work for 7months now, after a trapped nerve in my elbow meant I couldn't bend steel anymore.

I was given the opportunity to go back to work in the offices and do some administration/health and safety work.

Due to the Virus hitting, this return was cancelled until further notice.

Statutory Sick Pay (SSP) In the UK runs out after 28 weeks. I'm not being paid.

Due to pre existing debt, and now the fact I have no way to pay my Bill's, and CERTAIN I cant get another job, I have barely any food, barely any electricity left on our pre payment meter and barely any essentials.

My £16,000+ of debt will just keep getting bigger. My food will last a few days at most. And I have NO money to spend.

I cant buy anything. It's like being homeless but with a roof. And nowhere I can reach out for money because we aren't allowed outside.

Fuck my life, fuck it entirely.

If anyone wants a picture edit or anything cartooning or drawn, please hit me up for a commission. I'm desperate.

Cashapp £Weirdweb

PAYPAL - PayPal.me/weirdweb

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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I'm fucking devastated...

I wrote a blog reviewing AEW dynamite (19/02/20), it was in depth, humorous AND long as shit... I used my phones swipe gesture to open Chrome to fact check something in case I was remembering it wrong.. and with one fluid motion.........CLOSED TUMBLR, losing the fucking essay I'd typed AND wasted a good hour and a half on.... that's fucking it... I'm turning off motion gestures on this fucking phone.... back to having my icons you shit...

Short version of my review....

Matt har...Jackson wins the battle royals for the young Bucks who go on to face the title holders later in the night (currently Kenneth Omega 6 and Hangman Austin 3:16 Page, but they have a match with belts on the line later with Lucha Bros)

Also, Orange Cassidy gets freshly squeezed by the Bunny... some people would pay good money for that, you ungrateful orange!

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Kris Statlander beats the piss out of Shanna (wearing hot Goku outfit) whilst "Booping" everybody in sight and causing me to propose to my TV screen. She said BOOP!

Post match, Nyla comes out for an interview with Tony Schiovone and runs down the locker room, especially Riho. Kris comes back from the locker room, boops the title, big swole comes out and gets shouty... refs break up none existing fight.

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Jeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooon Moxley wins against Jeff Cobb, in the only disappointing match on the card. Technically sound but boring. Jeff looked strong but lost clean which doesn't look good, when hes Jerichos "hired assassin".

The inner Circle pile in and Dustin comes out and looks impressive plowing into the group, he gets overcome and the lights switch off... bah god that's gotta be kane!... nope... just Darby Allin... not disappointing, but I started watching wrestling in 97'... the lights went out, that meant hell fore and brimstone sunny jim!..

Derby swings his Skayeboard like a man possessed before wirelessly issuing a challenge to Sammy G for Revolution.

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Kenneth and Page take on the Luchas in the most stunning display!. There aren't words for this kind of match.. everybody involved is a treat to behold, and Rey Fenix is on another level.. fluid as fuck! I've NEVER seen anyone run across the top rope to boot someone in the temple.

If you're reading this... WATCH THIS MATCH... just watch it!. Far from perfection, but entertaining as shit!

Kenny and Page take the W, and out come nick and Matt to celebrate. The Elite are facing off in two weeks, Bucks Vs the Drunk fucks. Adam Page seems unsure and drinks the audiences beer as he leaves... leaving kenny to make excuses to Nick and Matt.

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Main Event time and the Cage is being lowered and set for Wardlow Vs. Cody Rhodes.

Wardlow hair stays in it's silly little man bun for a while but eventually pops out of place to make him look like an emo warlord. Cody is thrown into the cage early on which busts him open (keeps the camera off him long enough for him to carve a big chunk of scalp off), wardlow dominates but Cody gets some offense in... at one point Rollercodester is thrown through the cage door and Arn Anderson is holding it as MJF (Best ever, seriously the man.. fuck off he is!), eggs him on to swing it hard into Cody... Arn teases a turn, but swings it hard into the face of the King of the $10000 bling! Cody re-enters the fray and gets nailed with MJFs Dynamote ring... he retrieved is and returned fire, causing MJF to climb the cage in disgust, Brabdy spanks his ass with a chair twice and Maximillion drops down to spark her out... however... he gets suckerpunched.

Cody gets the upper hand and climbs the enormous cage, and as he hits the top, there isnt even a SECOND, no hesitation, no fear, no considering... his second foot hits the metal pole top of the cage, and he moonsaults from the top of that fucker onto wardlow and covers him for the 3 count.

Cody celebrates as my man MJF realises that Cody has done it. He refrained from physical contact, he took his 10 lashes in the ring and he defeated Warslow in a cage match... in less than two weeks, MJF takes on his mentor. Cody Rhodes. Max plays this PERFECTLY. he is the Best heel the business has to offer right now. Quick witted, snarky and plays his part 24/7 on his Twitter.

Great show!.... besides the Mox misfire, I think it hit all the bases.

Notes: KEEP BRITT OFF OF MICROPHONES.

Sammy Guevara, you OK bruv? That Superkick was NASTY!

Hangman, Pint?

Nyla, have a mask made... that one off wish does you no favours!

Join Dark Order.

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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Made this in around half an hour and am actually quite proud of it.... new profile pic I think!.

#terminator #darkfate #genisys #riseofthemachines #judgementday #salvation #arnold #schwarzenegger #action #movie #noir #endo #skeleton #endoskeleton #machine #skynet

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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I wish life wasnt so shit right now. I wish I'd still got the ability to do my job.

No money=no life.... I hate it. No friends, no contact...

If I had some money right now, I'd buy a 125cc scooter just so I could get out and do ANYTHING... I hate sitting here wishing for my life to happen..

If I die, everything becomes a none issue...

Kill me, or give me money... just please dont let me rot here like this...

#money #no money #poor man #poor people #im poor #im broke #broke #suicidal #life sucks #i hate everything #i hate my life #fml #literally fml #self deprecation #self harm #self loathing #existential dread #crisis #disgust

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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Filtered.

Filters are definitely my friend. Can I walk around like this please?

Snapchat : Cpt_Abortion

#snapchat #filter #selfie #self deprecation #self loathing #lonely #friendless #waste of space #no money #no life #suicidal #please god help me

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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Was feeling a bit body positive the other day. As a big guy (6"1/2 and 266lbs) I hate myself greatly. Especially my chest. Seeing as this is as close as I'm likely to get to posting a happy body picture (even though I hate it now), I'm going to leave it up for as long as I can stand to.

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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New tattoo...

My competition I won paid off, and I ended up with the most amazing tattoo!.

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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Thos is the face of somebody (me) who could easily take my life right now without a care in the world. If I cried, it would literally be sheer relief that all of my money problems, social anxieties, stress, depression, intrusive thoughts, etc are coming to a permanent end...

I wont kill myself though... not yet.. I believe that this is our only go around. I dont believe in heaven, hell, reincarnation etc... just nothingness. So to give up half way through this life would feel like a cop out. My kids need me... i need them... I need to be better for them. I need to find a way to not be a failure. For the love of fuck I hope I can do this!

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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I hate my life

It's going to be a shit christmas. No money, our tees base has broken so now it's already been put away... we can't afford gifts for anybody except my own children. Technically I can't even afford them.. some Bill's parent getting paid, let's put it that way...

I truly wish I was dead. Life is eternally painful. I haven't had true joy in so long that it feels like a dream I had once. I couldn't tell you the last time I laughed or smiled.

Fucking kill me...

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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Weird as fuck, lucky day.

Woke up feeling like shit. Only four hours of sleep... my Fiance was on the phone to her brother, who I went to the concert with on Thursday. Out of the blue he tells her that he had a great time hanging out with me, and he wants to go to Bloodstock Festival with me in august as he knows I go every year in some capacity (10 years strong baby), not only that, he wants to buy me a ticket for my birthday. I refused point blank, it's a lot of fucking money! But he has put his foot down.. that's what I'm getting so I might as well be happy about it haha.

As my baby was getting ready to go to work, I got a facebook notification.i checked it almost paying attention as I was helping her to get ready for work. I checked it again... it couldn't be right.

I've won a facebook competition for a free full day sitting (worth£400/500) at a tattoo store near my work!... I got in touch, now I'm all booked in for January 2nd 2020!

The rest of the day has been pretty humdrum. But those two instances are just mind blowing. I'm usually the worlds most unlucky! But for some reason, today has been THE day!

I needed this!... I really needed this!

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softputridcentre · 4 years

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I went out!

So I actually had a good night.. I went to a concert with my friend and his partner and my brother in law. We saw Hypocrisy, Arch Enemy and Amon Armarth. If I'm honest I only wanted to see Hypocrisy, but everyone put on a very good show, as per usual Amon Amarth totally owned the stage so I got some video of that. I couldn't move to make video of Arch enemy due to the massive amount of virgins who've never seen a live woman sing before swarming the standing area with their dicks in their hand.. but I did manage to grab a vid of AA.

so here are a few pictures and a video.

And the video, hopefully its encoded correctly haha

vimeo

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softputridcentre · 5 years

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Ok... another dream..

And this one wasnt sexy AT ALL...

My partner bought me a gift, and I was so excited to open it and I could see she was too... I opened the small box to find an egg capsule like you would get in a kinder egg, attached to a cardboard backing paper like an action figure. All it said on the front was "Grow your own pet!"

I looked confused but she looked overjoyed. So I played along and acted excited like it was something I'd always wanted.

I open the little capsule to find what looks like a dried up mealworm. Dead and a little dirty... shrivelled even.

I tipped it out into my hand and my fiance let out an "awwww"...

"Awww? This is fucking gross" I thought... "ah well we better throw it away, it's obviously dead."

"No, it just needs water! It says on the box 6 drops of tap water and keep it warm overnight!"

I put water on it and she insisted I tap2d the worm to my arm where it could take advantage of my body heat.. fucking gross.. my skin was rippling with disgust as i tried not to think about the small horror attached to me. Now I'm no insectiphobe. I just prefer my bugs outside.

The next morning we awake and she points at my arm... the worm has gone... but there is a snail like trail roughly a centimetre wide trailing from where the tape was, up my arm and over my shoulder.. I sat up fast and she said "aww it's on your back! It must've wanted to be warmer!"

I couldn't see it.. but she told me it had gotten 'soooooo cute!'

She listed it from me and popped it back onto my arm... it now looked like a three inch sandy coloured slug.. now slugs... they freak me out! I don't know why, they just give me the Willie's... but I didnt want to break the cute factor so I'm trying not to flick it away and wash for a hundred days... and manage a quick "aww.. haha.. yeah... cute... best present ever!"

"What did you name him?"

"What?"

"What's his name?"

"Uh... count... slugula? I don't know! I'll think about it!"... the slug began squirming up my arm again hunting for god knows what...

Later that day I watched as this sinister creature explored each curve of my arm, leaving trails and creeping me out. In the sunlight I noticed angular-looking lines beneath its semi clear membranous skin.

Within minutes, the angular lines began to move and work through the slimy outer flesh revealing them to be 5 inch long wings... wasp-like wings!.... its underneath began to fuse as we watched a metamorphosis before our eyes....

Legs began to unfold.. four spider-like prongs legs.. two at the front two at the back.... then suddenly an inch long stinger.... tapping and feeling my arm....

I was PETRIFIED.... but my girl was still in awe of its looks and cuteness... it looked like a khaki coloured tarantula hawk...

Now its slithering movements stop completely as it learns to scurry exactly like a cockroach... it patterns over my arm spreading its newly formed wings, scraping that stinger behind it.... before suddenly and without warning, scampered up my tshirt sleepover to my back.... I was frozen solid as it began scratching at my spine... I didnt know what it was doing... but I couldn't reach it, see it or stop it!...

As nicely as I could manage, I asked my loving other half "can you see what hes doing? I'm worried about him back there!?"

"Awww you worried you gonna hurt him? Lean forwards"

I lean forward in my seat as she peers down the neck hole.

"Aawwww hes fine back here! Hes just making a nest!:

"....a....a nest?....how... what with? "

"Hes just burrowing into your back!"

"Hes fucking WHAT?"

"Calm down! Hes just pushed all the skin away and buried his head in your back! How else will he be able to make babies?!"

"Ba... wha... fucking babies? Get it off me now!"

"NO! HES CUTE"

"HES DISFIGURING ME PERMENANTLY!"

"I know! That's how we reproduce!"

"How... we... "

I sit up and look at my partners face... and she stared back... emotionless.. dead eyed... and not that I'd noticed before, but not breathing AT ALL... she let out a smile, and slowly a small dried up looking maggot began to wriggle from her eyelid... she never broke eye contact...

I learned back out of horror and crushed the creature into my back with a crunch...

As I did, my wife to be, pounced forwards attacking me violently to get to her crushed "friend" in my spine...

At this point I woke up... weird fucking dreams lately... but I've never had a dream make my skin crawl the way this one did... there are chunks I can't quite remember.... but this was the main bit! I remember this clearly because I told my girl about it as soon as I woke... my heart hadn't quite got back to its usual rate even when I finished explaining to disgusting characteristics of that creepy little fucker!

Tarantula hawk... the size and wing shape of this.

Slug, its larval form. And colour!

Honestly, worst sleep I've ever had.

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softputridcentre · 5 years

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Dream

I had an afternoon nap today, in my dream I was in my partner's mom's living room, where she introduced me to a woman, who was utterly beautiful. My partner encouraged the flirting we were doing and even left the room so we could get to it... as she said... we showered in the same room we were in... still fully clothed... flirted more and we kissed and it was like my whole body was on fire with passion... her hands explored my back clawing at my flesh making me get goosebumps and raising the lust level to 1000... she took off her top exposing her bare breasts and wet pale skin... warm and exciting to the touch I could feel every nerve in my body screaming for me to tear the rest of her clothes off...

So I did... and so did she... both standing in this living room shower which felt completely normal, we embraced under the splashing water... my arousal completely evident and her panting as I kissed her neck.. she lay down in the soapy water on the floor... spread her legs and gave me a look which I have only dreamt of... pure.. unwavering passion.. I went to town on her soaking warm groin, making her moan and writhe. The soapy warm water making her thighs glide over my ears and cheeks.... my slippery fingers exploring every inch... as she reached her peak, she moaned that she wanted me to finish her with my manhood.... I knelt between her legs, rubbed the slick head of my dick over her clit a few times before positioning it for the pure bliss that was to come.... "are you sure?"... "PLEASE!" She begged... as my muscles in my lower back began to clench, my cock twitching with excitement.... I push forward....

Then I woke up.... FUCK... sometimes I hate my life... the worst part was waking up with feelings for a dream girl that doesn't exist, and never did!... the feelings passed in minutes, but my GOD I wanted to finish that dream.... no such luck though haha

#sex #sexy #horny #dream #dream journal #love #lust #smut #brain #porn #sensual #dream girl #shower #non fiction #fiction #real dream #detail #cunnilingus #coitus #fucking #blue balls #sleep

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