Nightcrawler: Scott, I think you should play the role of my father.
Cyclops: I don't wanna be your father.
Nightcrawler: It's perfect you already know your lines.
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"He was an imaginary waiter"
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IF YOU GET TIRED, LEARN TO REST NOT TO QUIT
- Banksy
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Bart: Me and Kon go through your stuff all the time. Why does your family keep bread in the freezer?
Kon: And why does the mirror say "You’re special" when you fog it up?
Tim: I do not have to answer—YOU TOOK A SHOWER?!?
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🧙🏻♀️🖤☠️
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Bruce: *gets slammed in to a wall and rubble falls on him during a mission*
All of his children running over:
Dick: Dad! Dad! Are you hurt?
Bruce: Of course I am hurt!
Jason dumping dirt on Bruce with a shovel: We shall miss you father!
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Weibo Arts
From Medicine Pocket's designer on weibo.
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I think what a lot of tumblr-only people are missing about twitter failing, is that it was always a better website when it came to small businesses, instant world event news, fact checking, having users from all over the world, being a source for disaster relief information or warnings, and anything else to keep people up to date with going ons.
Sure, tumblr has many users from all over, but the website is still largely english biased and not nearly as widespread as twitter. I know a lot of news and knowledge comes in on here too. I've learned a lot and see a lot of donation posts in regards to world events, but its nothing like twitter unless you know who to follow. Not to mention, half the news I got here, was days later and from twitter to begin with.
Seeing that being taken away in favor of hate speech and enabling abusers (with the recent potential of getting rid of the block feature over there) and pushing blue user comments to the top (aka elon's weird fans), drowning out anyone else on popular posts, sucks! It sucks for the world and small businesses. because there's really no alternative to it right now.
The site's running rampant with spam and scammers and its becoming more and more unusable by the day. And some people think it's silly to be upset over it or "you shouldn't have all your eggs in one basket" well there only is one basket! This is literally people's livelihoods people seem to be making fun of anytime a change happens that breaks the site and people post all their socials.
And everyone from every country is talking about different websites they're considering, and its splitting up our connection to the world. And surely he knew who this was hurting with every decision.
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It's beautiful how easy it is to learn new skills compared to 10-15 years ago. I like to say I taught myself a ton of stuff in all kinds of creative fields, but in reality, "self-taught" means a hundred different people made free resources that helped me get here.
This is one of the reasons I vouch so much for open-source projects, free resources, good educational youtube videos etc.
I want to dedicate my life to creating cool, fucked up art, and at the same time, nurture the internet as a public and open library for learning how to make cool, fucked up art.
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Don't know why I've been featuring Elliott in these quotes a lot, they just seem to fit him better.
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Stiles: Derek and I decided to start a relationship.
Sheriff Stilinski: Wow. You couldn't do better than Hale?
Derek: You take that back! He could do plenty better than me!
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Bat-Cow: Where are Ace, Titus, and Haley?
Alfred the cat: They’re playing hide-and-seek.
Bat-Cow: Where?
Alfred the cat: I don’t think you get how this game works.
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MINORS DNI 18+
There’s a point in time where nobody can make SATORU GOJO do anything except you. He’s graduated to “full-blown-diva” as some like to call him behind his back since they’ve adapted to his way of life. Everything is always about him, and everything always revolves around his time. It’s nothing short of exhausting, and people have started to notice how the only person on the planet that can get him to do anything he doesn’t want to do—is you. They’ve gotten wise to how he’s wrapped around your finger, how he lends an ear when you’re in the room, and when you say jump, he doesn’t just ask how high. It’s clear to see something is going on between you two under the surface, so much so that the people around you have resorted to using you as a summoner. He claims, I was lured here under false pretenses while showing you the very misleading text message you’d sent him to get him back to work. You shrug, casually explaining your lie, “Technically you are about to get screwed in the boardroom, they’re debating about firing you.” After a lengthy discussion, he ensures you make it up to him. He deserves it after one text from you made his cock jump.
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