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tickle-bugs · 3 years

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hargreeve sibs and how they react to finding out someones ticklish? 🥺👉👈

Just for you anon. Mwah. Under the cut because this is long:

Luther

- He’s a bit awkward, as expected. Assuming he accidentally tickled his lee, he’ll probably chuckle out an apology but not really do anything right away. He has a monopoly on accidental tickles actually.

- If he stumbles on his lee later in a more private setting, he might sneak in a poke or two in an attempt to be playful. Perhaps a full tickle or two. But he’s not really one for initiating tickle fights.

- If he finds his lee in another tickle fight, however? is there really anything wrong with him joining in? Especially if he knows some great spots? Absolutely not.

- Luther is absolutely not above picking his lee up for tickles. Strong boy.

Diego

- Complete 180 from Luther. Diego is mean. If he hears one (1) squeak or giggle? Run.

- Everything goes out the window--suddenly nothing is as important as finding his lee’s spots and taking full advantage of them.

- He’s mean but he’s playful, ok? King of turning little pokes and squeezes into a full-blown tickle fight within seconds.

- He gets teasy about his lee’s sensitivity to draw away from his own (if the lee knows about it). If his lee is trying to make fun of him he just turns red and tickles more until they’re laughing too hard to tease him.

- He loves manhandling. Rough-housing is ingrained into his very being. This means throwing his lee onto couches, throwing them over his shoulder, etc. Everyone gets endorphins, not just the lee. It’s free real estate.

- He doesn’t often initiate random tickles, but he will always respond to provocation. Always. It’s so easy to bait him (He knows he’s being baited, by why turn down an opportunity for fun?)

Allison

- Just as mean as Diego, if not worse. Do not let her beautiful smile fool you.

- Very much an “Oh? Are you ticklish?” kind of person. But after that initial poke or squeeze, she doesn’t let it go.

- She’s so annoying (affectionate) because one of her favorite teases is “How are you so ticklish?” and its fabled variation “Maybe if I keep tickling you, you won’t be ticklish anymore.” Mean.

- Nails. Nails.

- Y’know when someone tickles down your spine or drags a nail across your neck to hear you squeak? Allison.

- She adores learning new things about a lee. If you snort or make a noise she’s never heard before, expect her to chase you down until she hears it again and figures out how to draw it out of you.

- Oh my god, she’s so teasy. Every tease in the book is hers. She just knows how to get to the center of a lee and fluster them so badly but it’s all in good faith, which somehow makes it worse?

Klaus

- Shares the “Oh?” reaction with Allison, but often pairs it with “How cute!”

- He’ll chase the lee with sorta gentle tickles to see their reaction/how they’re feeling and stop if they seem uncomfortable.

- Very adept at spotting a lee who likes being tickled, and while he won’t embarrass them, he’ll give them a very obvious wink like “I know. Now you know that I know. We both know ;)”

- Will deadass just. Namedrop spots. And while you’re sitting there like >:O he’ll enact a live demonstration.

Five

- His eyebrows will raise a little and you’ll literally see him catalogue the information. But he doesn’t act on it right away. He wait until his lee has forgotten that he knows and just. ruins them. Usually during stupid arguments.

- If his lee is coherent enough to see him, they’ll see him probably at his softest. Just this amused little smile.

- His teases are the opposite. He is so goddamn mean. He and Allison are the CEOs of teasing actually. Very much “Oh, you’re a squirmer? Is this a bad spot? Good to know.”

Ben

- Surprisingly (to everyone but Klaus) mean! He’s super perceptive and matter-of-fact, and sometimes that’s worse than being creative and flowery a-la-Allison.

- Ben’s reaction to someone’s ticklishness varies on how annoying they are to him. If they’re a pest? He’s so mean about it. If they’re nice? more light-hearted “Aww, this is adorable.”

- No but hes so mischevious actually? Only Klaus can see him so he abuses the whole being invisible thing so much. Whispering in ears, tickles that start gentle and turn evil, little squeezes that make the person jump, etc.

- Overall he’s not super intense because like. He gets picked on so much for his sensitivity that he’s kinda learned not to start fights that he can’t finish (and Klaus is an asshole who’ll rat him out for amusement)

Vanya

- Beloved <3

- Not the most persistent ler on the planet tbh. She’d probably laugh softly and poke the person a few times, but she’s not doing anything dramatic tbh.

- If there’s some kind of group tickle fight going on, she may throw her hat in the ring, but she’s more likely to sneak a few squeezes in passing and flee.

#my headcanons #sorry if these are lacking in quality i have next to zero passion for this fandom anymore #tua #the umbrella academy #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #Allison Hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #vanya hargreeves

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twoidiotwriters1 · 4 years

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Never give up (Diego Hargreeves x Fem! Reader)

A/N: This is the second and final part of the previous one shot: Just One Chance , I hope you like it -Val

The requests are still open!

Words: 2,853

"How could you betray me? I thought we were best friends," says Allison from her phone. I roll my eyes.

"It's not treason, it's just a date" I say walking towards my closet. "It's not a big deal, Al."

"Sure, because it's a good idea to date the guy who practically used you as a punching bag."

"Al, Diego has never hurt me physically, at least not on purpose ... not that way."

"Right, if he did, all my brothers would kill him," I nod, even though she can't see me.

I reach out my arm to take two dresses and put them on my bed.

“Hey, which dress should I wear? Blue or red?"

"It seems that you do have a lot of interest in your date..."

"I thought you were against it."

“Hey, it's not my fault. I remember when you were crying when Diego made fun of you, then you got over it and now you ask me for fashion advice for a date with him-"

I sigh as I sit back on the mattress.

"Do you think I should cancel?" I ask nervously.

Allison is right, although all of our fights were childish, I really thought Diego hated me, but when he explained everything –I don't know-

"I can't help you with that."

"Come on, Allison. Now I feel the betrayal."

“You're going out with my brother and even if I don't want to admit it, if he gets hurt, I'm also hurt. I love you, you know, but I also love my brother, Y/N."

“Okay, let's forget for a moment that we had those problems when we were kids. What if I'm wrong to give it a try? You know that I don't have luck with my relationships..."

"Hey, no, no, no, don't start with that. We've talked, they were the idiots, you're great and it's their lost. Enough doubts and insecurity, forget what I told you!" She remains silent for a few seconds. "I could say that red would highlights everything, but I know that blue dress you mentioned and I'm sure that you'll leave my brother breathless. I vote for blue." I smile a little. “Listen, like you said, it's just a date. And I know you very well, if you don't go, you will regret it."

I sigh.

"Thanks."

“It's nothing, sweetie. Don't forget to tell me how it went!" She says and then hangs up.

I stare at the blue dress.

"Please don't be a disaster" I implore.

***

Diego

"Do you want to review?"

I nod unable to stand still.

"Well, I hear you," says Vanya sitting from her bed.

"First I'll go for her and I must give compliments, avoiding mentioning her breasts or butt," I say quickly. "I'll take her to the restaurant that is two blocks from her house, we'll have dinner, we'll talk… I'll confess everything and hopefully she won't yell at me or kill me."

"Diego!" says Vanya scolding me.

"Can I say something?" Sissy asks sitting down next to my sister. "I don't think it's a good idea to plan a date like that."

"What?" I snap looking at the blonde.

"I'm not saying that you're doing things wrong," She says, trying to calm me down. "It's just that, I think it's better when you don't plan it and you're just yourself..."

The three of us remain silent for a few seconds.

"Honey," says Vanya, taking her hand. "We already tried that."

"That doesn't help me at all," I growl.

“Diego, relax. If she sees you tense or calculating, she'll think it's just a game," adds Sissy.

"It's not."

"Then just think that you're going to date a cute girl, if you want things to go well, you both have to be comfortable with each other."

I analyze her words.

"And breathe, please," Vanya adds.

"Ok," I stretch my arms, walk up to the mirror and adjust my jacket, making sure everything is in order. “I-I'm going out with a beautiful girl. A d-date,” I nod in front of my reflection.

"You can do it, Kraken," says Vanya in a mocking tone making me laugh.

***

I ring the doorbell of her house, I wait a few minutes until I hear a "I'm coming" from inside. I step away from the door and breathe calmly again.

Don't rush, let everything flow.

She's the boss, keep an eye on the signs of affection.

Just relax.

The door opens and my breath catches at the sight of the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my damn life.

"Hey," She says with a shy smile. I shake my head and smile at her too.

"Hey," I look at her blue dress -which looks spectacular- without stopping in some inappropriate place... for now. "You're beautiful, Angel." I say without thinking much about the little nickname, but I know it was the best decision since I see a slight blush on her cheeks.

"Thank you, you don't look bad either, Hargreeves," She closes the door, we both go down the stairs. "What's the plan, Knife boy?" I smile at the mention of the nickname from when I was a child.

“There's a good restaurant two blocks from here. We can go walking.”

"Sounds good."

We both walk in silence for a few seconds, until she giggles.

"What?" I ask with a nervous smile.

"Oh, it's just that... I'm so used to it– I thought you were going to make fun of my outfit or something."

"Well, sorry, I don't have material. You look beautiful and it's not that I'm an expert, but blue looks good on you,” I say scratching the back of my neck.

We soon reached the restaurant, where Vanya made reservations. Truth be told, I appreciate my sister's suggestion, this place is great for a first date.

After ordering our food I can see her in more detail while she's distracted, my heart races when I notice her playing with her hands, she constantly takes a strand of her loose hair and looks at all the decorations to avoid locking eyes with me. Is she as nervous as I am?

"You're good?" I ask.

She looks up at me.

"Yes, I am, it's just that ..." She shakes her head. "Forget it, it doesn't matter."

"Hey," I lean in and put my hand over hers. "If you feel uncomfortable, we can go somewhere else, no problem."

She tilts her head and frowns slightly.

"No, it's not that," She says moving her hand away. I also take away mine and fix my jacket. "This place is beautiful..." She looks at me. "Everything has turned out well in a short time, I don't know, I'm waiting for you to say nonsense, just... something hurtful."

Her words make me grimace. I can't blame her, I felt like an idiot for so many years, but even so, I'm trying my best, I haven't done anything wrong and she still thinks I'll hurt her.

"I won't," I say seriously. "But, if you expect something like that even after what I told you the other night, I don't understand why you agreed to this."

Maybe I'm willing to make a fool of myself in front of the girl I like, but I can't let my efforts be in vain. She tenses and leans in the chair.

"No, no! I didn't mean I- uhm" She stutters. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, you're right."

I sigh.

“Ok, let's promise something,” She looks at me carefully. “From now on, we will both be honest with each other. Let's forget tonight how stupid I was. I promise there will be no more games, or anything like that."

Y/N relaxes instead.

"Unless you want it," I add with a smile and she laughs.

"I promise to be honest with you, too."

The food arrives interrupting the conversation, but as soon as the waiter leaves, the tension is long gone.

"I can't believe I'm actually on a date with you," I say shyly.

“Trust me, me neither. My twelve-year-old self is over the moon,” She says.

I raise my eyebrows ."And what does your today self say about now?"

"She's still thinking things through."

The rest of the night we talk about what we've been up to lately. I told her about my boxing, some stories I had from when I help people -omitting some violent parts - the stupidest times I got arrested and she tells me about her life. She just finished law school and now works with a friend of hers, she tells me some funny cases, some sad cases, she also tells me the story of when her friend found out that she knew the guys from Umbrella Academy.

“I swear, she has all the action figures and some posters in her room. At first it was kind of adorable, but she's always asking me to introduce her."

"Is she hot?" I ask mockingly and she throws a grape at me, making me laugh. "Just kidding, just kidding!" I raise my hands in surrender.

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Shoot," I say nodding.

"Why did you wait until now to ask me out?"

I stir in my place, a little uncomfortable.

"It's ridiculous," I clear my throat. "But, since my break up with Eudora, I uh-" I look down until I feel her delicate hand on mine.

"You can tell me, Diego." I look at her and I feel the warmth of her hand, sighing.

“I see my brothers, Allison with Raymond, Vanya with Sissy, even Klaus has Dave. I uh- I've been thinking, lately, about my relationships, all a mess. Not that I'm comparing myself to my siblings -we both know I'm amazing- but, I-I don't know. I see them with their partners and I can't help but want something like that,” I scratch my face, right where I have a scar. “With Eudora, we had a lot of problems, we wanted different things. Then I met a girl, Lila..."

Y/N looks at me confused. My relationship with Lila is not known with my family, I think only Five knew her.

“It didn't work either, but the point is that, when I give myself moments to think about a future next to someone," I take courage to see her in the eyes. "You are always there."

I pray to God that it doesn't scare her away.

“When we were children, I didn't know how to act next to you,” She says shyly, “if someone said your name, I would get nervous and was afraid of making a fool of myself in front of you. So my best solution was to evade you. Then you started with the jokes and I thought you hated me, but to be honest, my feelings for you didn't change overnight. I remember when Allison comforted me, while I was crying thinking that I could never be with you."

Maybe if I can convince Five to travel back in time and tell my twelve-year-old self that he's being a jerk, everything would be better.

"I'm very sorry, the least I wanted or want is to hurt you, Y/N".

“I know,” She laughs slightly. “Now that I think about it, we were just kids, Diego. None of us knew how to handle our feelings. With time I gave up." She bites her lower lip and then smiles. "But apparently, you didn't."

"I don't give up so easily, Angel," She nods.

"I'm glad you didn't."

Quite cheesy, but I feel like there's a lot of movement in my stomach and it's not the food.

We decided to take a walk through a park close to the place.

"Diego," She says, and I stand in front of her. She looks away. "You have to know something, before anything happens..."

"You're married?" I try to joke, but her words actually scare me to death. Her laughter reassures me. I'm proud to be the cause of those.

"No, you idiot," She sighs. "You were honest when you told me about your relationships. I suppose I must be too," She fidgets. "I haven't had much luck either, my last boyfriends haven't been the best, they ended up... badly," She says with teary eyes. "I'm afraid that something like that will happen again."

My heart clenches and I just want to hug her, but I stop. I take her chin and slowly lift it.

"I don't know the whole story, but I can assure you that they're assholes," I whisper as I wipe a tear from her cheek. "Although, I'm glad they're not in my way."

"Diego-"

I cup her cheek.

“Y/N, I'd do anything to be by your side, to even hold your hand, listen to your day, kiss you... I've waited for years. I'm sorry, but if you agree to be with me, it'll be difficult to get rid of me later, no matter how many stories of ex-boyfriends you tell me."

"What if we end badly?"

"My brothers will be in charge of kicking my ass," is no joke and we know it.

"What if I'm the one who hurts you?"

"I guess Allison and Vanya can take care of your ass."

She laughs again and I join her.

"You really don't plan on giving up, do you?" Our faces are very close.

"No, ma'am," I say leaning down, about to kiss her.

"Not even if I tell you not to kiss me on the first date?" She walks away.

I freeze in my place and hear her laugh. I shake my head and look at her a little dazed.

"Is it a type of revenge?" I ask.

"Well, you once left me in the same spot when we were children."

I curse under my breath.

"Hey! In my defense that was Ben, he challenged me, trying to help me to confess what I felt for you, but in the end I chickened out," I say making a face.

She stands on her tiptoes and quickly kisses my cheek. I smile at her.

I'm sure my face is now that of an idiot in love and I don't care.

"What about kisses on the second date?"

She raises her eyebrows.

"I could consider it, but this time I choose what to do."

"Deal. Do you have something in mind?

"Maybe go to the gym where you can teach me some things about self defense..."

"Are you sure?"

"You offered yourself the night of the party!"

I nod.

"Whatever the lady wants."

"It's a date…"

___________________

2 years later

"Klaus! You're already drunk and we haven't even started the game!” I complain.

"Don't be a spoilsport, Dieguito," He drawled as he sat in the opposite chair.

I roll my eyes and wait for my other siblings to arrive. This 'one night with board games' has become a tradition. At the beginning everything started well, but some don't know how to lose or even win, it always ends differently.

Luther arrives and sits next to Klaus to scold him again for being drunk, then Ben arrives along with Vanya and Sissy. After a few minutes, Raymond and Allison arrive.

"I hope you don't cry about losing this time, Y/N," says Five, Y/N walks in behind him.

“I've never cried. You're the one who always cheats!” She complains as she puts a bowl of chips on the table. She turns to see me pouting. "Right, D?"

She asks me sitting on my lap. I put my arm around her waist.

"He always does," I agree kissing her cheek. My brother looks at us with a sneer.

"Obviously your boyfriend's going to be on your side, brotherhood my ass," He complains.

"Don't be jealous, Five," I joke and he snorts.

"Well, we have to go over the rules," says Luther, drawing attention. "Five you can't flip the board again- Klaus put your glass away, the cards from the last time are still sticky..."

While he continues speaking, Y/N leans against my chest, I look down to see her.

"How do you think this will end?" She whispers.

"I say Ben will win, but Five will want to play again until he wins."

"Hmm..." She says, putting her hand on my shoulder. "I say Five will fight with Allison and it'll all be over before anyone can win."

"It's a bet?" She smiles and nods. "What does the winner get?"

"If I win, you should take me and Allison shopping," I groan. "But, if you win..." She leans close to my ear. "We won't leave the bedroom for a whole day."

I frown.

"Why wouldn't we go out?" She gives me one stern look and that's when I understand. “Oh! Yeah, okay." I smirk. "Deal, Angel," I say and then kiss her lips.

"Hey, you two!" shouts Ben in amusement. "We're going to start, so split up!"

We laugh. She turns a little to pay attention when Luther rolls the dice, I move close to her ear.

"I love you, Y/N."

She smiles at me and gives me a short kiss.

"I love you too, Diego."

Taglist (or somthing like that)

@gerim-1995 @aymiron @white-wolf-buckaroo @irenne-stans @manchuria @lindatreb @alonewolfsblog

#Diego Hargreeves #Number two #Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy fanfic #Diego x reader #Diego Hargreeves x reader #twoidiots writing

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moonlighttheravenqueen · 4 years

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Never let go / Diego Hargreeves x reader

Request : Your last Diego fic was so freakin cute!!! Could you maybe write one where he starts dating this girl, and after some time she introduces him to her little daughter? I guess he would be kind of apprehensive the first times he meets her, but to the time his sibling would meet his girl and his little one, I think he would just look like a natural dada to them❤️

I am literally melting from how ADORABLE this is😭 hope this can make you feel better about college!❤️❤️ @white-wolf-buckaroo ❤️❤️❤️ D/N is ( Daughter's name )

You and diego have been dating for a few months so everythings still A bit new but things are going well. But you have really introduce him to your daughter D/N, She's 4 and a really smart for a baby but she gets it from you. At first when you two started dating, you were terrified to tell him you had a child because what if he doesn't want kids? A million thoughts kept spiralling through your head. But you eventually told him! So today is the day he'll finally meet her, she's always stays with her grandma on the weekends and goes to kindergarten from there too so you'll be picking her up from kindergarten.

"Good morning gorgeous." Diego says cuddling up next to me, I smiled facing him and kissed him. "How did you sleep?" He asked, "Just like a baby." I replied. He then tries to kiss me again but I jumped out of bed. "Next time knock when you come in our apartment, because I won't go easy on you." I winked. Diego will stay with me and other times at the academy. I haven't gotten the chance to meet his siblings but I've heard great things, except for the apocalypse thing.

After we had gotten ready I realized what time it was. I have to go get D/N, my heart started racing to the point it felt like it would pop out of my chest any minute. "Honey are you ok?" He pulled me out of my thoughts, he also rubbed my back slowly which clams me down when I'm stressed. "Please don't be mad but. I know you haven't gotten the chance to meet D/N yet so I'm going to go get her so you can meet her." Diego didn't know how to respond but I know what he's thinking, "Baby why didn't you tell me ahead of time?"

"I know but I should have but! I wanted to surprise you. You'll love her, just stay here and I'll get her, and than we can talk about it okay?" He sighs but agrees, I kissed he's cheek and ran out the door.

After I got D/N, I told her that she's a surprise and she got so excited. We got back home and I got her out of the car. I unlocked the door with D/N In my arms. Diego walk in from the bedroom and immediately got nervous, he was anxious and he was shaking. I placed her in the bedroom and stood near the door frame. "Baby, relax. She'll love you!" I held his hand as we watched her play. "What if she's scared of me being a dad to her? Or she's scared of me?" He says almost out of breath. "Believe me, she would be screaming if she thought scary." I put her in my arms and she looked at diego, "D/N say hi! Can you say hi diego sweetheart?"

"Digo!" She yells excitedly. I was actually shocked! "Uh-yeah that's me, hi D/N." He was scared to hold her but he was talking with her so that's a good sign! At dinner he loosened up, he also tried feeding her but she kept flinging the spoon, she laughed everytime he smiled. Diego helped me put D/N to bed by reading her a story his mom would read him when he was D/N's age.

It's been a month now and let me tell you. Diego is a true dad. If I'm busy with work, he'll take her and pick her up from kindergarten as well. On saturday he has this thing called, Diego and D/N day where they go have some fun, just the two of them. Last time he almost went to jail because a boy about her age was playing with her and I had to tell him that's her teachers son. Some nights when I'm exhausted, he'll take care of her and put her to bed, seeing being this caring father figure is one of the greatest things I am so fortunate to see everyday. I finally got off work and came home tired like normal. It was quiet, usually I'll hear them playing or singing songs but not now. "Babe? Are you home?" I yelled but still no answer, went into the kitchen, nothing, went into the bathroom, still nothing. I was getting worried at this point. "Surprises!!!!" Diego and D/N scream, definitely scared me to death. "Guys you scared me!" I pushed diego's arm, "We sowwy momma." D/N said with her puppy dog eyes, "Aw it's okay sweetheart. What were you guys doing anyway?"

"We were about to play princess but she wanted momma here first." Oh yeah did I mention she makes him play dress up? It's the highlight of my day. "Dada id da pwince and momma is da pwincess!" She also calls him Dada and yes he cried like a baby. "Well in that case!" I jumped on the couch and acted like I was looking out the window from my castle.

"Where could my prince charming be?" I acted like a hopeless princess and winked at diego. "My fair princess Y/N, I've looking far and wide for you. Will do me the honor of being my wife?" He got on one knee dramatically, they could definitely use him as a disney prince. "Yes! But wait! We must tell my mother."

I pretend I was going to spiral staircase and put D/N on the couch like it was her throne. Diego walks in as he bows down I curtsy, he takes my hand. "Mother. Will you let prince diego be my husband?" I ask, she nods and we yell yay! Diego kisses me like the prince's do and I laughed. "Have I told you that you would make a hell of an amazing actress?" My face turned red, "Stop, You'd definitely make a hot prince charming." He was about to laugh when he looked over and saw D/N knock out on the couch, food and playing games is one of the things to put her to sleep, diego took her to bed and I ate dinner he made.

After dinner and taking a shower I into the bed. Soon diego came in a cuddled up on his chest, "Y/N? Baby are you still awake?" I nodded yes with my face buried in chest. "So I was thinking that tomorrow I show you and D/N to my siblings?" He suggests, I looked at him. "Are you sure? Because if don't want it-" he presses finger on my lips m."Y/N. Yes, I want them to meet you guys, they are going to love you." I smiled. "Okay, then it's official, we'll meet them tomorrow!" He laughs and kisses me goodnight.

Today is the day I finally meet them but I'm freaking out. Do I wear something that says private school? Or just regular clothes? "Baby! You've been In the clothes for hours, they won't care about how you dress!" He says behind the door. I came out with a skirt and I buttons up shirt that I tide in a knot. Diego was stuck in silence. "Damn baby, who said you could look this good all the time?" I pulled him out of the room so he could get in the car. I changed D/N into a cute dress and put her in the car, diego was driving because he hates when I drive nervously.

We walked up to the academy doors and diego opened them. He went in first, everyone came downstairs. "So you guys already know about Y/N but I wanted you to meet her and this angel." I walked in and everyone paused in excitement, "Oh my god! She's beautiful! Can I hold her?" I could tell this was klaus because diego said he loves babies, "Of course!" She went into klaus arms and hugged him. "This is haven!!" Klaus was almost crying.

"I know everyone's names and heard a lot of great things. Without diego, D/N wouldn't be as happy as she is now." D/N starts laughing, "Five you should hold her!" Allison said. "No, I don't like babies." He sips his coffee. "Why complain when you technically are one?" When klaus said that D/N pointed at him and laughed. Five was going to get him but luther picked up before he could. "Y/N, you and D/N are officially apart of the academy!" Luther says hugging me, and almost crushing me, "I'm holding a baby! They are so soft!" I'm guessing that was ben talking by using klaus body.

I really got to know everyone and everyone fell in love with D/N, even five did eventually. Allison and vonya were happy to have another girl at the academy. Klaus and ben asked if they could babysit to which I said yes. Seeing diego smile with his family and his own is another reason I cannot wait to see what the future as for us.

#diego hargreeves imagine #diego hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves #umbrella academy #tua #tua2 #x reader #imagine

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lochrannn · 3 years

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Warnings: Sexual Content (M Rating)

Characters: Lila Pitts; Diego Hargreeves; Allison Hargreeves; Klaus Hargreeves; Hargreeves Siblings (background)

Relationship: Lila Pitts/Diego Hargreeves

Roommates AU; Fake Marriage; Slow Burn; Mutual Pining; Emotional H/C

Chapter 6/?

Lila picks up the letter with the marriage license from the letterbox when she comes home from running some errands only a few days after they applied for it. She recognises that it’s from city hall and hesitates for a moment as it’s addressed to Diego and could honestly be anything, how would she know, but she’s desperately impatient so she decides to open the letter and just give it a cursory look and apologise for snooping through his mail later if it turns out to be something else.

As it is, in fact, the marriage license, Lila gets on the phone right away and books an appointment at the courthouse for a wedding in a week’s time, apparently managing to get a slot that just opened up again earlier in the morning, as the waiting time would otherwise have been a couple more weeks. The clerk at city hall had very kindly explained to them how to go about booking a courthouse wedding and what that would entail, otherwise Lila would have been back at square one again even with the license.

All they need to bring is their necessary documentation and a single witness. Lila really hopes Diego has someone he can ask, because she doesn’t want to get one of her coworkers to come along.

She explains this to Diego when he turns up in the evening and he doesn’t even blink at the fact that she opened the letter addressed to him and then suggests he could ask Klaus to be their witness.

“I can ask my brother to take some pictures as well, so we have them as proof for the visa proceedings.” Diego muses.

“Who, Klaus?” Lila asks a bit confused why Diego wouldn’t just refer to him by name, seeing as she’s already met him.

“No, Ben.” Diego says, a bit distracted, as he reads through the letter that she handed him.

“You have another brother?” Lila asks, surprised.

Diego gives her a blank look for a second, then says, “Uh, I have four brothers…”

“And a sister?” Lila puts together, her voice a little high in disbelief.

“Two sisters, actually… all adopted.” Diego shrugs noncommittally, “I guess we’ll have to go through all of that before the interview process.”

Lila could kick herself, because she forgot to ask him exactly what the interview could possibly entail as she’d not heard of it before Diego mentioned it back at city hall. She’s relatively certain that the image that pops into her head of her pretending to be some kind of nineteen fifties housewife in a hoop skirt and delicate curls, who has to fawn over her breadwinner husband while a government agent takes notes, is probably not exactly what they are in for.

But before she can ask about the interview this time, Diego asks tentatively, “Uhm, have you thought about what you’re gonna wear?”

Lila is sitting on the arm of the couch, Diego standing not too far away from her, very strenuously looking down at the letter in his hand. Lila crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow, but says nothing, and after a moment Diego does look at her and is immediately flustered.

“I’m not— It’s not… It’s just, if we’re taking pictures, we can’t look too shabby, but it’s also just a courthouse wedding, so we can’t look too fancy either.”

“You think I might turn up to my wedding looking shabby?” Lila asks in an even tone, but she tries very hard to give it an edge and tries even harder not to start laughing out loud at the look of panic that makes its way onto Diego’s face.

“That’s not… I didn’t mean…” he stammers, but Lila takes sympathy and interrupts him to say, not unkindly, “I have a dress I can wear.”

“Ok,” Diego says, clearly relieved that she didn’t end up getting annoyed at him again, and a tiny part of Lila is filled with a little bit of guilty regret for making him feel like he can’t say anything to her without the danger of her blowing up at him. He’s doing her a massive favour, apparently despite the fact he seems to think of her as some kind of raging bitch. It’s not like she can entirely blame him, but for some reason that thought really twists something in the pit of her stomach.

Which is odd, because she usually couldn’t give a flying toss about what people think of her.

In the end the day somehow arrives much sooner than she expected and Lila finds herself stepping out of her room in a short red cotton dress that hangs a little loosely off the thin straps across her shoulder but is cinched at the waist with a drawstring with a bow, and she’s put on a pair of black high heel sandals.

She hears Diego in the kitchen, so she makes her way over and when she finds him she is hit by the view of Diego in a pair of very nicely fitted grey suit trousers, a matching jacket, and what must be a black t-shirt underneath as he’s pouring himself a cup of coffee. For a second Lila can’t work out if she’s completely underdressed by comparison, or whether Diego is just wearing the heck out of his clothes, but then he notices her and gives her a once over with a strange expression.

“You look… uh… really, uhm, cute,” he says, a bit hesitantly.

“Ah shit,” Lila says, a bit frustrated, “this is way too casual… Hold on, I can take another look in my cupboard…” but Diego interrupts her. “No, Lila, honestly, you look lovely! You’re perf— It’s perfect! Not too flashy, but you look very nice, really!” Diego says in a reassuring tone and despite the fact she doesn’t quite feel like she’s actually struck the balance, she’s finding it hard not to believe him, he does sound awfully sincere.

Diego drives them to the courthouse and Lila is very intrigued by his car. It's classic Chevy and it’s a bit of a banger of a thing, but inside it smells of leather seats and very faintly of Diego’s aftershave, and Lila is weirdly comforted by that, considering her stomach is rolling with nerves. She’s not even sure why. This means nothing, they are doing this so she can get a visa and yet Lila wonders whether she’d honestly be significantly more nervous if this was her real wedding.

On their way they pick up Klaus, who is wearing a sarong and a tie dye crop top and Lila is interested to see that Diego doesn’t comment at all on the outfit, so neither does she. Then they pick up Diego’s other brother, Ben, who’s wearing a leather jacket over a hoodie, Lila can see as he approaches the car. A lot more sensibly dressed than Klaus, but still a little casual for a wedding. Then again, Lila thinks, he’s mostly only there to take the photos, so it doesn’t actually matter.

The first thing Ben does, as he climbs into the car, is make a snide comment at Klaus’s attire and Klaus shoots back with something equally insulting and after a short back and forth Diego interrupts them in annoyance, “Shut the fuck up back there, or I swear, I’m gonna pull someone off the sidewalk to be the witness, and I’m sure we can get the officiant to take a couple of pictures!”

The two brothers in the backseat take that as an invitation to have an argument amongst themselves about the ungratefulness they have to deal with and Diego rolls his eyes at them in the rearview mirror, but Lila catches the fond smile that etches it’s way across his lips and she’s quite certain that she wasn’t meant to see that. She’s glad she did.

She’s also glad that Diego has apparently told his brothers the purpose of their wedding, which means they don’t have to pretend in front of them and only need to start acting like a couple as they are called into the ceremonial office twenty minutes after their actual appointment.

The officiating judge seems harassed and in a hurry and just makes a grabbing motion as they enter. Diego catches on right away. Maybe, Lila muses, he deals with people like this all the time in his job, so he hands over all of their documents that they have compiled in one file.

The judge gives the paperwork a very thorough look, while Lila and Diego stand a little awkwardly in front of her desk.

“Okay, this all seems fine. Can I see the witness’s ID?” she says looking over the rim of her glasses at Ben.

“Oh, that’s me!” chirps Klaus and flounces over to the desk and hands the judge a passport that Lila doesn’t want to think about where he’d been keeping it on his person.

“Alright!” Says the judge and pulls a form out of a tray and starts writing their names on it in what looks, from where Lila can see it, like remarkably tidy cursive.

“Well then, are you, Diego Hargreeves, free lawfully to marry Lila Pitts?” she asks in a very official sounding voice.

Diego, much like Lila herself, must be a bit taken aback at how quickly they got to this part but rallies and says, in an unwavering voice, “I am!”

The judge turns to her and Lila swallows hard as she hears, “Are you, Lila Pitts, free lawfully to marry Diego Hargreeves?”

“I am!” Lila answers without hesitation, maybe she even sounds a bit rushed, but she hasn’t got the time to think about whether that is in any way embarrassing, because the judge just plows on, “Ok, then you sign here and here,” she points at the two gaps and Diego lets Lila go first. Then the judge says quite impatiently, “Witness?” and Klaus hurries over to put down his own name.

“Great! Then, by the power vested in me by the state, I now pronounce you husband and wife!” the judge says, reaching for a stamp and then distractedly adding, “You may kiss the bride.”

Lila watches as Diego’s eyes go wide, and she can’t blame him for that. For some incomprehensible reason she had also not thought about the fact that this might come up.

Diego looks at the judge for a second, but she’s busy sorting out their paperwork, then he looks at Lila and she gives him a half smile and a tiny shrug, because they can hardly just back out of this part now and Ben is just there with his camera at the ready, so Lila feels emboldened by the thought that this is probably really useful evidence for the immigration file, and she’s just about to reach for Diego, as his hand gently lands on the side of her face and in surprise she covers it with her own, and then his lips are softly pressing against her mouth.

She doesn’t even notice that she’s closed her eyes, but for a moment all she can focus on is the warmth of Diego’s hand on her face, the gentle breath that ghost across her cheek as he slowly breaths out of his nose, and the tension in his lips as they move gently against hers. Then he starts pulling away and a deep sense of loss settles into a spot just behind her breast bone just before Diego ever so slightly brushes his lips against hers for one more moment and then he’s gone and Lila almost over balances. She just about manages not to fall forwards and hopes nobody noticed that for a beat she turned into a swooning damsel.

Things turn into a blur then. They are dismissed hastily by the judge and then find themselves outside the courthouse. Klaus has produced a bottle of champagne and some paper cups from somewhere and Ben encourages them to pose for a few pictures in which they are toasting their newly established matrimony.

Lila downs the first cup of champagne she’s handed and immediately asks for a second and Diego gives her a slightly bewildered look, but at this point the day has been too much for her already and she no longer has the energy to feel embarrassed.

“C’mon!” Klaus then says clapping his hands together decisively, “We need to get a few more pictures of the happy couple,” and adds in a loud stage whisper, “for the whole visa things.”

Lila catches a glimpse of how Diego’s jaw tightens in response and when she looks back at Klaus there is decidedly a glint in his eye, and Lila is relatively certain that they are having some kind of unspoken communication literally over the top of her head.

Klaus glides over to stand beside Ben and in the meantime Lila suddenly feels Diego’s arm coming around the back of her and landing on her waist. But his grip is loose and he doesn’t pull her in and she’s unsure of how to go about this herself, so she fusses for a moment before putting her arm around his waist as well and then leaning into him just a bit and putting her other hand against his side.

Apparently encouraged by the fact that she’s not pulled away, Diego’s grip on her tightens and Lila makes the mistake of looking up at him, and their eyes meet and she freezes.

Diego’s eyes are impossibly soft as he’s looking back at her and for a moment Lila wonders whether that means anything. Then she slowly starts panicking as she thinks about whether she wants it to mean anything and just as Diego clears his throat and it almost seems like he wants to say something, Klaus shouts, “Lovely! And now kiss!”

Both Lila and Diego swivel round to look at Klaus but he just gives them an encouraging hand gesture, so they turn back to each other and this time a bit awkwardly press their lips against each other, noses bumping a bit uncomfortably.

It’s not a terrible kiss, Lila has had worse, but it certainly has nowhere near the effect on her that the one in the judge's office did. As she makes a little displeased noise in the back of her throat and Diego pulls away instantly with an expression that looks about as frustrated as she feels, Lila is suddently completely off kilter. In one instant she feels like she might get lost in his eyes and the next they can’t even manage an even slightly romantic kiss despite the fact they have already done so much more together.

Apparently Klaus is also not particularly impressed by their display because he says, irritation in his voice, “Are you kidding me? What was that? Come on you guys, you’re young and hot and… well… not so much unattached, but you know what I mean, you should manage a more passionate kiss than that even if it’s just for the camera! Stop kissing like you would your grandma!”

“Shut the fuck up, Klaus!” Diego growls and Lila can feel him tense next to her, but she’s too busy gaping at Klaus and asks at the same time as Diego speaks, “How the fuck do you kiss your grandma?”

“Never you mind!” Klaus grins at her with a little flick of the hand, “Anyway, we need more passion, right Benny?” he adds, elbowing his brother enthusiastically.

“I’m just the photograoher!” Ben says, raising his hands in defense, one of them still holding his camera, “But yeah that was pretty lame.”

“Fuck you both!” Diego says angrily and Lila definitely shares the sentiment but doesn’t get a chance to voice it, because all of a sudden, she’s vertical, with Diego’s arm firmly behind her back pressing her up against his chest, his other hand at the back of her knee pulling it up against his hip and he is properly kissing her this time.

Almost on autopilot, as her brain has momentarily stopped working, Lila wraps one arm around Diego’s neck, threads her other hand into his hair, and when his tongue runs along the seam of her lips, she opens her mouth and licks into his before he even gets any further. Diego makes a tiny whining noise and Lila automatically presses herself harder against him, even though she’s basically suspended in mid air with only one foot on the ground.

Then there’s a loud whoop from somewhere off to the side and as suddenly as she was tipped backwards, Diego pulls her back upright and then she’s standing unsteadily on her own, already desperately missing the sensation of pressing up against Diego’s warm, solid body and the wet heat of his mouth on hers.

It’s become a habit by now.

Diego will go to bed and then lie awake staring up at the ceiling for hours, trying to sort out his thoughts.

But today is particularly bad. It’s past two in the morning and he’s not slept a single minute, despite the fact he didn’t get in that late.

After the ceremony, he invited Lila, Klaus, and Ben out for lunch, mostly to thank his brothers for their help and because his stepmom had taught him how to be at least somewhat classy, so he wasn’t going to marry a girl and then not at least take her out to dinner – or lunch in this case – even if it was a sham wedding. Then he’d driven them all home and as he couldn’t afford to take a full day off, made his way back to his office in a daze.

When he got back in the evening, the apartment was already dark and he couldn’t hear any sounds coming from Lila’s room, so he assumed she’d gone to bed and almost felt guilty at how relieved he was not to bump into her.

Fuck, here he is, lying awake in bed, his wife in the other room—Jesus Christ, his wife!—and he can’t even face her.

But he just can’t work out how to be around her, now.

He has no doubt anymore about the fact that he’s in love with Lila but that realisation has almost made things worse.

For a moment, when he stupidly let himself be goaded into kissing her for the photos, he started imagining that she was kissing him back with the same fervor as he was feeling. It felt so real, he’s not even entirely sure he imagined it, but he worries that he’s just seeing what he wants to see.

He even contemplated telling her about how he feels, but that just wouldn’t be fair, even if a tiny part of him hopes that maybe there is a remote chance that she could at least feel something for him beyond friendship. But it would be so unfair on her if she didn’t reciprocate his feelings. They entered their deal under very specific terms and he can’t just go and make things awkward for her, just because he can’t handle being close to Lila without wanting to pull her in and kiss her senseless. He does wonder, though, if he maybe could talk to her about it once she has her visa, once she has options. She wouldn’t be stuck with him then and wouldn’t have to continue pretending to be in a relationship any longer.

Fuck, this is all so messed up, Diego thinks, angry with himself for not being able to keep his feelings under control better. But who is he kidding, that’s never been his strong suit.

He abandons the idea of getting any sleep, so he rolls out of bed and pulls on a pair of sweatpants and an old t-shirt and hopes that a run around the neighborhood might tire him out enough that he can maybe catch at least a little bit of sleep.

#otp: just be gentle #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #dielila #diego x lila #diego/lila #tua #the umbrella academy #fanfic #ongoing fic

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fiveisnumber1 · 3 years

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Also for Scenario C of Toddler!Penn time traveling, I just thought of Five coming home after he lost the lead with the eye (instead of going to drink) because the blast hit him with some shrapnel and he's hurt and want to ignore it but can't if he wants to continue. He hears a commotion in the parlor cuz the house is already in shambles cuz of Hazel and Cha Cha's visit and then this baby had appeared out of nowhere too so they're all trying to figure out what's going on.

As soon as Five enters the parlor everyone is asking him what's going on and who were the masked criminals and why were they looking for him but one voice is the loudest. Little Penn screeches "DADA" from Allison's arms and makes grabby hands for Five and everyone's like... WHAT. THE. FUCK. including Five who looks like he's about to pass out both from collateral from the building explosion, the fact that he's running only on fumes and now this revelation that an unknown child is calling him Dad.

Penn starts squirming in Allison's arms and she can't put him down cuz she's afraid of broken glass on the carpet but toddler Penn just blinks away and suddenly Five has an armful of little kid and Penn absolutely LATCHES on and refuses to let go. And it's silent because no one knows what to say or what's going on.

And then Reader appears after checking on Grace (who is fine cuz Diego hasn't had a chance to deactivate her yet) and Penn says "MAMA" with the same excitement and happiness cuz like... The poor child time traveled ok? He was scared and couldn't find his parents and now they're both here? He's allowed to be happy.

But little babies are intuitive and Penn clues in to the fact that everyone is silent and his family is NEVER silent (literally. Nobody ever shuts up in their household) and so he gets scared and almost starts crying until Five starts to rock him and Reader comes over to rub his back and they're both SO confused and bewildered but instantly feel protective over this little thing that's calling them his parents and they can't deny he's their child either cuz Penn LITERALLY blinked into Five's arms and then almost phased through until Five caught him (I hc that children's powers are unstable the younger they are)

This natural reaction to taking care of him is what breaks the Hargreeves and then they all EXPLODE with reactions

(Diego: You had a KID? HOW? WHEN?

He's almost about to faint honestly cuz Five wasn't even here and his little sister was never even with child and WHAT?

It's a miracle he doesn't pass out)

and welp that commotion is the noise Penn is familiar with and so he's all smiles too while Five and Reader just sit down before their knees give out.

Allison calls Vanya in this next moment because she left after Diego yelled at her and goes to pick her up/convince her to come back.

In this version of the timeline Klaus isn't taken because he's not in his room. He saw Penn and went to investigate so Hazel and Cha-cha never had the chance to kidnap him.

Anyway, Grace patches up the family and they all clean up and Penn SCREAMS if either Reader or Five is out of his sight for more than Five minutes (he's still scared from the slightly different environment, ok? Poor thing :'() so Five can't leave to take care of the apocalypse again even tho he really needs a drink but at least his family is all in one place so he can tolerate it on the basis that they're not all in danger (and Five is many things but he absolutely refuses to take Penn or Reader along on expedition cuz he considered it but could never in good conscious endanger a child, his child apparently, even if that means waiting for Penn's older parents to appear and wasting precious time. He wasn't even willing to let Reader come along for fear she'd be in danger so their child is an even bigger no no and both of them? No compromise there. The apocalypse can just kill them all together rather than stopping it endangering them individually).

Somehow Vanya's powers get discovered in the process (she forgets her meds at home?) and I already mentioned but little Penn and his affinity to his Auntie Vanya averts the apocalypse anyway and the Hargreeves get to tease Reader and Five SO MUCH.

Okay, this is so cute but imagine one of the times that Penn gets upset because everything is so overwhelming reader picks up Penn and starts to rock him back and forth and sing to him. And in this case, since Grace was never turned off she doesn’t go sing while playing the piano si this is the first time most of the siblings hear her along with Five. But she starts singing Hamilton’s part from Dear Theodosia and everyone is in awe by it especially Five, and for a second Penn quietly listens but then he recognizes the song and goes

Penn: No.

Reader: [Surprised] No? You don’t like that song?

Penn: [Pointing at Five] Daddy sing.

Klaus: You know how to sing?

Five: Technically anyone can, but I’ve never done so.

Penn: [Louder] Daddy sing!

Reader: He wants you to sing the song. Do you know the lyrics?

Five: I don’t.

Reader: [Hands Penn to Five] Give me one second

Because Five is so nervous about singing, Penn notices and starts to get sad that his dad isn’t singing the song for him. So the reader quickly writes down the lyrics and places the paper in front of Five and she has the song going quietly playing from her phone in the background so Five can follow along. And so hesitantly, Five starts to follow the lyrics and Penn becomes happy, wrapping his little baby arms around Five’s neck and resting his tiny head on Five’s shoulder. And by the time Five finishes Penn has fallen asleep but also Five wants to stop the apocalypse even more so because this is the reader and his son apparently and he wants this future.

(also a different concept but imagine the hargreeves and reader trying to deal with Penn and his powers. The chaos 😂)

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mynumberfivethings · 3 years

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Hi! I recently found your tumblr and I really enjoy your work! I’m not sure if you are still doing them or not, but I have a request/idea for little five. I would love to see the family go somewhere with little five, maybe the beach? They could teach him how to swim, put floaties on him, etc. If you happen to see this and decide to write it, I would love that!

this is TOO cute

it occurs to allison one day that the majority of her family probably has never been to the beach before-she’s talking about how much Claire loves building sandcastles and five, who’s in his little headspace, stares at her in confusion. “what’s that?” he asks, leaning precariously atop the kitchen table on his elbows.

he’s a little older than usual today-about four, allison gauges-which makes it so much easier to communicate. “sandcastles?” she tilts her head. “just what it sounds like, castles made of sand from the beach. they’re fun to make five-would you ever wanna go to the beach?”

five nods eagerly. “beach! wanna go now!”

klaus hums thoughtfully-it’s been a while since he was last at the beach. “that would actually be nice. i’d be down for a beach trip.”

it’s discovered quickly that no one else at the table has ever been at the beach (besides Ben-he went with Klaus, but it was as a ghost, and so he doesn’t really count it). “we should go.” ben suggests, fives childish enthusiasm contagious.

allison grins. “yeah?”

five jumps up in his seat. “yeah!”

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five loves the sand. he loves the way it dips between his bare toes and the way it hardens with water into fun shapes-especially when luther and diego help him build a monstrous castle.

vanya crouches down next to him, smiling as she watches how hard he’s concentrating on building the moat around his castle. “having a good time?”

five looks up at her with a wide grin. “look!”

vanya nods, making a show of looking extremely impressed. “it’s amazing!” she awes.

five suddenly notices she’s dripping with water and questions as to why.

vanya chuckles as she squeezes the water from her hair. “i went into the ocean.” she gestures with a nod towards the water a few yards away. “it’s refreshing in this heat, you should go in too.” she’s gone to pools before-the community ones in the city, when her little box fan in her one bedroom wasn’t cutting it-but the ocean is a whole other experience. she’s glad they’re on this impromptu family day trip.

five looks out beyond the ocean and stares at it like it’s something he can’t quite figure out. “can’t swim.” he admits softly. “don’t wanna.”

allison, who overhears the conversation, takes a pair of red floaties out of her yellow sports bag. “gotcha these in case you change your mind, honey.” she runs a hand through his hair playfully, laughing when he scrunches his nose at her.

“what’s that?” he pokes at them experimentally.

“floaties,” allison explains. “they help you float in the water so you don’t sink, even if you can’t swim. they’re great for beginners like you, five. and eventually when you can swim all by yourself you won’t need em anymore. what do you say? you wanna try em on?” she sees the hesitance in his face. “you can try em on and not go into the water if you want. just to see how they fit.” he’s got such skinny arms allison wasn’t quite sure what size to get him.

five holds his arms out for her to put them on, surprised by how light they are. these are supposed to keep him from drowning? it doesn’t seem plausible-vanya almost wants to laugh at the skepticism in his little face, it’s an expression she normally only expects of big five. “they look great on you.” vanya comments, smiling when he preens.

eventually the siblings manage to convince five to put the bad boys to use. the water is nice and warm today and five pokes his toes into it first, clinging to luther like a lifeline, even though they’re technically still on land. “i can carry you in, if you want?” luther offers. five looks especially small today in his blue swim trunks and those floaties-the fact that he’s shirtless only serves to highlight how thin he is. five’s always been on the skinny side, even as kids no matter how much he ate it never seemed quite enough-luther can relate.

five lifts his arms and luther sweeps him off his feet easily and together they march into the ocean, the others joining them, excited to see five’s first dip in the water. regrettably, it doesn’t go as planned. as soon as luther has waded in about waist high, five suddenly freaks out. it starts with a lip wobble and quickly turns into frightened sobbing. “out!” he cries, wrapping his arms tightly around luthers neck and trying his best to keep any and all parts of his body out of reach of the ocean.

“honey, it’s ok, look, we’re all right here, you don’t have to be afraid. nothing’s going to happen to you.” allison tries, fruitlessly.

five is shaking now, terrified. “please.” he whimpers, eyes shut tight.

“let’s get him out.” diego gently squeezes one of his shoulders and together they all lead luther and five out of the ocean. even once they’re on land, back by their towels and chairs and bags, five won’t stop crying.

he lets go of luther like he’s been burned and huddles behind his grandiose castle, hiding his face.

“hey hey, you’re ok, we’re back on the sand, here look, you love the sand-wanna try making another castle?” klaus tries, his heart breaking at the sight of five so visibly scared.

it’s to everyone’s surprise when five suddenly stops crying altogether and blinks up at klaus. “jesus,” five groans, sliding a hand down his face in embarrassment. “that sucked, sorry guys.” he’s never had such an abrupt transition like this before, from “little” to “big”-it’s kind of jarring, if he’s being honest.

“are you ok?” klaus asks, worried.

five nods, a tiny bit dazed, still. he normally transitions during his sleep-he’ll fall asleep big and wake up a little or vice versa, rarely, if ever, like this. “yeah,” he says. “i’m good. just,” he wipes away the tears and clears his throat. “the last time i was in water wasn’t...great.” he doesn’t elaborate and he’s grateful that no one pushes for him to.

allison sits down in front of five and pulls him into a hug he’s not expecting. he goes stiff in her embrace for a second before slowly relaxing into her arms, tucking his head into her shoulder.

maybe time, five thinks, he’ll be brave enough to go into the water.

#less fluffy and more angsty than intended #oof #tua #five hargreeves #little!five #hargreeves family #hargreeves siblings #drabble #long post #ask #answered

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aidanfanficsforever1 · 3 years

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Five Hargreeves Imagine: I Missed You

summary: Emma, also known as number 8, loved five but five didn’t know even though he felt the same. Five went missing one day after a fight with their father. He returned 17 years later, only to discover Emma’s truth...

notes: i will be using the name emma because it is a beautiful name and i can see aidan or five being with an emma. just change her name to yours if you want! luv ya! it will be in lower case. some story line changes includes five seeing vanya dead, but not seeing emma...

warnings: fluff, rough kissing, sexual themes(not 100% smut, but dirty enough to mention it), angst, sadness, happiness, e.t.c

Lets begin!

emma’s POV

(17 years ago)

I was laying in bed with vanya watching five practice his space jumps. we all believed that father should allow him to time travel so we thought it’d be a good idea to take it up with at dinner. i was admiring Five’s dimples when he would smile about his accomlishments. he was so cute and supportive of my telekinesis and ability to make others listen to me because i make them fall in love with me... i know! weird but i really like five but i know he doesn’t like me so i don’t even bother.

it was dinner and five stabbed his knife into the table for fathers attention. they bickered until give looked at me and ran out the door. i tried running after him but then father threatend being thrown in the room where he put vanya in her “sickness” time. i say down ate all my food, and ran to my room. i landed on my bed and screamed into my pillow. ‘when five gets back later that night, im going to loose my mind on him for running.’ it thought, but i didn’t know he wouldn’t come back...

(17 years later)

I was sitting with my head on klaus’s lap and was drinking with him while listening to him joke about how i still look 13. i look 13 because when five left, i kept on having breakdowns to the point where i would hurt people, so father put me on this “medication” that calms me down, almost like being high, but it stunted my aging. klaus was my best friend and i loved him. we would get high when i thought about five or just because i was pissed, and it was a blast. one night we will be at a bar in the city, and then wake up on a cruise ship! shit is fun with klaus.

diego and luther were bickering until they saw me.

“hey! hows it going girl klaus!” diego yelled jokingly while picking me up and hugging me.

“ha-ha very fun shit disturber!” i said back laughing a bit tipsy.

“jesus, look at you two! you would think she’s upset about dad, but knowiing her and klaus, they are probably celebrating.” luther said as a joke but some how knowing it was a tiny bit true.

“yes sir. the old man was... whats the word... a prick. what is there not to celebrate about?” klaus said raising the vodka bottle we were sharing, tripping over his own feet with me laughing my ass of at him.

alisson walked in the room and just stared at us blankly.

“alisson! come here, come have a a drink take all that pain away!” klaus said walking over to the bar.

“yeah come have a scotch on the rocks with a twist! it’s been forever since we did that together. and we have a lot of catching up to do.” i said tipsy. allison laughed and came to have a drink. after talking with allison and after vanya showed up, i ate some whole-wheat bread and went to take a nap to sober up. i hated pogo seeing me drunk. it was like i felt like i still had to act good when im around him. pogo was always there for me, so i had to be kind and

i was sleeping and was sobered up when klaus ran into my room with a fire extinguisher, saying their was a stranger blue portal outside. i through my vanz on and not worrying about my smudged makeup, thinking it was kind of hot. after five left, i had the sudden urge to look pretty no matter where i go or whats going on. i still don’t know why but to this day, it still is happening. ‘lol’. i through a blanket over my shoulders, grabbed and umbrella, and went out side with klaus watching throw the red bottle into the portal.someone started coming out of the portal. the more they came out, the more i realized who it was... five.

fives POV

i was trying to get though the portal when i saw emma come outside from the house with klaus. ‘god she looks beautiful but why does she still look 13...’ i thought. i was finally able to get through and i fell to the ground. i stood up and realized i got the equation wrong, seeing i was 13 again too.

“shit” i said out loud with everyone staring at me.

“five?” alisson said, “what the hell just happend?” i ignored her when i saw emma.

“shut up...” i said walking towards emma. she looked at me sad and looked like she didn’t believe what was happening. i stood in front of her, and admired her. she gave a small smile.

“five? is that really you?” she said with tears welling up in her eyes.

“yeah, its really me. im so sorry emma. i love you . i loved you since we were 10 and i was so scared to say it. i love and you so much and and i shouldn’t have lef-” i got cut off by emma dropping her umbrella and blanket, and hugged me really tight. i was surprised at first but hugged back just as tight.

“i love you too” she said crying into the hug and i felt like i was going to cry too. ‘god i missed her. i think it’s time to show her how i feel...’ i thought. i pulled away and put my hand on her rosy and cold cheek. she looked into my eyes and smiled, as i did to. ‘come on five, just do it...’ i said in my head to motivate myself.

“five, i feel the same way but why did you wait t-” i cut her by attaching my lips to hers. our lips moved in sync and i felt her smile into the kiss. i smiled too. i jumped us through space to my old bedroom and pushed her against the door closing it.

“wow...” she said while pulling away. i laughed as i lifted off my shirt tie and blazer.

‘double WOW.” she said with her eyes wide open. that made me laugh again. she lifted off her hoodie and kissed me again, with me kissing back. we fell onto the bed and she was one my lap. i started kissing her neck leaving marks. she moaned and it turned me on. it turned me on even more when she stated grinding her hips on mine, causing friction. all that time in the future going through puberty with a girl i loved was hard... i groaned and i flipped us over kissing her again with her arms around my neck when someone walked into the room.

“shit! klaus” we both yelled at the same time getting off each other. emma covered her bra with the blanket.

“damn! he hasn’t even been here for 20 minutes and he’s already getting some! my man!” klaus yelled.

“GET OUT!” we yelled together at the same time again. klaus left and emma was red. i pecked her lips.

”now where were we...”

emma’s POV

me and five did something... amazing. we did it! it felt so amazing with him and i couldn’t be more happy that he is back. we were cudding while sweat beads fell from our foreheads and body’s. five inhaled and exhaled.

“what on your mind, babes?” i said while leaning my had on his shoulder.

“i missed you, you know that. everyday, i would think of you. i would think of your smile and how soft your voice was. i missed your abilities too. they were always my favorite.”

“five, i missed you too. i missed you so much, i pretty much turned into klaus. i started drinking and getting high just to stop being sad about you. and that was last week! but you need to tell me where you went. please.” five breathed in and out looking in my eyes.

“ok. i’ll tell you...” he said. i rubbed his bare chest and stomach while he told me everything. i was shocked. hearing about how the world ends. not about HOW it ends just the face that it ends is crazy. but what i can’t wrap my head around was the fats that he found EVERYONE in out family dead, but not me. i shook it off knowing that was the least of my worries at the moment.

“so, you were there for ov-”

“over 40 years. yeah. it helped that i didn’t see you dead though. i probably wouldv’e died. i can’t imagine. im so sorry for leaving you. i really did lik-LOVE you since we were 10.” he said.

“me too. and its ok. you are here now and thats all that matters...”

fives POV

“me too, and it’s ok. you are here now and thats all that matters...”

i kissed emma and we drifted to sleep.’

im so happy to be back’

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ticklishpeter · 4 years

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hcs for the hargreeves siblings + teasing? what teasing flusters them most, which of the other sibling’s teasing style they react most to, how they tease others, etc? 👀

OH GOSH WHAT A GOOD QUESTION WOW OK

first of all,,, all of the hargreeves are blushy babies and SO susceptible to teases ok thank u

luther cant deal with ppl acting like,,, nonchalant while theyre tickling him?? like “oh, does that tickle or something?” or “you’re not ticklish, are you?” it gets him belly laughing and like trying to hide his face in his arms gfdkhgj allison teases him the most,,, like at The First and Last pedicure luther ever came along with her to, allison would be all sly like “you okay? what’s goin’ on?” while he’s burying his face in her shoulder & grabbing at his own clothes so he doesnt damage anything or anyone (fljdskhg GOSH THIS HAS MADE ME SO SOFT I MIGHT WRITE IT) ,, and he teases others like that as revenge bc he knows how much it works on him fkjdhg

diego hargreeves,, is such a tough big strong man so the teases that rly get him are the babyish ones?? or ones about weakness?? like ,, abt how he cant get away because he’s giggling so much?? or when they talk about how hes always been so ticklish ever since he was a kid?? OOF and ofc “kitchie kitchie kitchie kitchie koo!!” fucking DESTROYS him really,,, wow he just blushes and shakes his head,, trying to keep his smile at bay UWU anD he cant deal w like anticipation kjdfsg when ppl wiggle their fingers over a spot or tell him that theyre gonna tickle him WHEW CHILE IT’S OVER,, and then when they laugh at how much that’s getting him,, he gets even more flustered,, and as a LER he makes fun of others’ reactions a lot,,, a bunch of “seriously? i’m hardly touching you” and calling them pathetic lmao

allison doesnt get teased a whole lot??? bc yknow she’s the ler of the family??? BUT when she does get caught,, depending on who’s getting her,, they use teases that she uses against them. and allison just squeals “shut up! no!” which is precious duh bc she’s precious ,, and sometimes theyll get bold and be like “try to rumor me now” and she really cant if she’s laughing super hard but,,, sometimes she surprises them and DOES rumor them and gets em back right away 🥰 shes so cute i love her sm but GOD what a ler

klaus!!!! goes!!!! crazy!!!! when ppl make fun of his tickle spots!!! bc he’s got a few unusual ones like his wrists, shoulder blades, above the backs of his knees, his waist n stuff kfhjgsd but like “really?? you’re ticklish here too??” he flails, “oh REALLY ticklish here.” bkhjgf he just wriggles so much,, omg. and him teasing??? he uses like ,, babyish talk a LOT, “awww, someone’s super duper ticklish!! look at you.” and he just smiles down at them while he wrecks them and they just blush like mad hfjbhjb

hjbsfd inspired by @starwarsdragons‘ recent fic,,, when five hears that someone’s gonna tickle him,, he gets so squirmy and so super evasive. he’s hard to catch!!!! but once he does?? get his knees and tell him how cute he is?? he’s GONE. bc hes like “no!!! i’m not cute!!! i’m older than all you losers!!!! this is stupid!!! i’m not ticklish!!!!” WHILE he’s screaming w laughter. he hates all the cooing and raspberries and just,,, how much they treat him like the kid that he looks like,, OOF drives him UP THE WALL. & five teases like,, “i’m gonna tickle the living shit out of you.” and he’s all about giving them a taste of their own medicine,, “silly how you thought you could get me without revenge” jhgh

benny!! can’t stand like,, spidery teases?? and like “uh-oh! where am i gonna tickle you next??” bc he just shakes his head like “nowhere!!” 🥺 and always, the “don’t!” “don’t what?” “tickle me! FUCK” “you said tickle you!” “not what i meant!!” just giggly and squeaky,, sibs call him a squeaky toy and he hates that bc he tries so hard not to squeak and wow he just cannot... also ten-tickles joke DUH. also,,,, this might be a weird thing but i headcanon that ben can control his tentacles so he,,, has probably tickled with them (especially klaus wow) but he’s so bad at teasing bc it just ends up making him blush fkjhjb

vanya hates teases about how little she is??? and she also really hates the typical “tickle tickle tickle” bc she just,,, the word makes her squeal and squirm n all that :’) and she mostly teases with compliments?? and she genuinely just smiles at the others’ reactions bc she loves seeing them laugh and making positive memories with her family!!!

#OOF SO MUCH WRITING #i loved this ask tho :')))#Anonymous

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ao3commentoftheday · 4 years

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I’ve been doing a little self made Fandom Challenge, writing for all kinds of ships - including rather unpopular ones. I never expected to get much feedback, but this one person leaves actual essays on a lot of them and I am so eternally grateful for the existence of this commenter, they keep me motivated!

The comment:

First of all: English is not my first language, so I am already apologizing for any mistakes.

Ok. I confess that I was a bit desperate when I came across this fic. I love Allison and have a soft spot for her and Luther but apparently I am alone when it comes to the ship and the character lol

So I decided to give Allison a chance with other characters (which is even harder to found) :((

Patrick: No way

Vanya: I tried but didn’t liked :(

Diego: That’s when I came across your fic, I was a bit skeptical but them… HOW I NEVER SAW THIS POSSIBILITY? Oh my god, this fic was so cute and I was reading with the stupid smile that I have when I find “this is to good to be true” fic.

Lovely, that’s the word I would use to describe what you wrote.

It have a bit of everything, you know? Despite being very simple and short we had the drama with Alice and Claire, the canon Claire having Luther as her favorite uncle (I love this, even when the author does a huge change in the character’s relationships he knows when to keep it like the original story)

Let’s start with Allison just casually taking Diego’s knife like is no big deal and he’s doing nothing (even if the knife is like he’s limbs) about this because is Allison but I can only think what he would do if poor Klaus had the same idea (because if he had the chance he would totally take one of Diego’s knife) xD

“She’s wearing fuzzy socks, tugged over the hem of her sweatpants and it looks equal parts ridiculous and cute.” Owwwn T.T Is just a simple detail but I loved to bits how Allison is dressed because she seems (even if we can’t we really see it) so worried about her looks, always so elegant even in her house.

It was a bless seeing her like this, it shows this super cute intimacy between a couple (and at some degree with the whole gang that doesn’t really show up in the fic but we know are there) I want to see my Allison more carefree, what a angel.

And BTW among all the Hargreeves’s Allison is probably the worst choice to make a pumpkin for Halloween (and maybe Klaus) she seems to have zero ability in this kind of activity what makes her effort even better. She probably knows that but decided to try by her own for Claire, in little details you are showing what Allison had decided in the series: Be a better mother.

“Baby,” Diego tries, moves closer to wrap a hand around her wrist. “I’m sorry, okay? I was just poking fun.”

FREAKING OUT WITH THE CUTENESS! Diego is not the type to apologize, specially if is some true about Reginald so it was really adorable seeing him rush to apologize to Allison. He doesn’t even stop to think.

“Now I have time but Claire isn’t here.” This line broke my heart, seeing a mother separated from her daughter (even in Allison’s case because of what she did) is so sad and we all know that if it was for Patrick they would never ever see each other again. This must be even harder for her because of everything that happened with her as a child and teenager with Reginald. Imagine having childhood’s traumas thanks to your shit father figure or whatever knowing that you might had been close to a certain degree to be a monster in your daughter’s life…

And what to do in a situation like this? Diego is right, there is nothing to say, nothing to do. Is a problem that is out of his limit. So he does what he can and what Allison needs in that moment: Practice on how to make a pumpkin halloween.

It looks like something very ordinary and simple but it has a very special meaning in this story. Even knowing that there is nothing he can do to get Claire back to Allison he is exactly what she needs to maybe one day have her daughter back. Carve a pumpkin is a step for Allison to become a better mother and Diego is there to help her.

My heart can’t take this T.T it was a very delicate scene. I loved it.

He made a woman that was on tears (or about to) smile. BE MY BOYFRIEND DIEGO!!!

“Take the knife again,” Diego murmurs, mouth up against Allison’s ear.“

"Practise,” Allison says, turns her head to look at him. Diego looks right back, close enough their noses are brushing"

I CAN FEEL THE CHEMESTRY FROM HERE!

“Diego RUBS HIS NOSE against Allison’s. "And who’s fault is that?"

I need a second because moments ago I didn’t know I needed this level of cuteness between those two. Is to much (but I can and I want to handle more) XD

I hate to be the one saying this but is very difficult (or just impossible) to compete with Luther in the best uncle’s category. Like Allison said: The moon , Diego. The moon… But I have faith in the knives, Diego just need some time with Claire to show to a child why knifes are so cool and better than the moon and the whole space for the matter xD lol

The little "fight” between them that it worked as a excuse to touch each other had me sighing like the hopeless shipper that I am now…

…

AND THEN THE DECLARATION WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECTED! It was the sweetest, most natural and spontaneous that you could get. I loved the fact that it was so simple, without a bigger reason for saying, like a life threat or a big fight.

No epic events, not big speeches. Just the daily life with a very adorable moment between to people in love. You can’t ask more because this everyday touch left everything very real.

And Diego freaking out later realising what he just said and probably praying to all the gods and more for Allison to just forget xD poor pure soul.

If we pay attention to the fic is clear that Diego is trying not to show much. He is always being cautious with his actions and words around her and in a single moment of carelessness he probably spoke the last (and the most important information) that he didn’t want her to know.

He sounded like a kid trying to running from the subject and failure trying to act like NOTHING HAPPENED.

I really want to hug this Diego.

And the end? You killed me but it was worth every second, I loved what you did here with a couple that now belongs to my shipper heart T.T

I really hope to see you one day writting more to this couple. You did a magical work with them.

I noticed that you have more TUA fics, gonna check some of them later (Unfortually is already late and I have to sleep)

BTW THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!!

PS: This was a prompt? Are you accepting them or…? Just wandering here… xD

#ao3commentoftheday #submission

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valkerymillenia · 4 years

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Umbrella Academy

season 2, episode 7

More thoughts and live blogged reactions.

1982. I'm assuming Five used a briefcase... But in s1 we saw that the briefcase travels are tracked (Hazel and Cha-Cha got reprimanded for Klaus's Vietnam trip) so I'm not sure how the board doesn't know someone is coming... I might be overthinking.

Five being creepy.

Is that a Fudge Nutter like Handler mentioned in season 1? Oh, it is.

Jesus, Five! Anger management for you, old man.

AAHH! THEY LET FIVE SAY FUCK! Fucking finally! 🤣

How did nobody notice that destruction? 😆

Oh, the axe! Is Five going to go all American psycho? Because I'd love to see that.

HOLY SHIT!

That smile!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Is he using tiny time travel bursts like Reggie said? Or a briefcase? Or is he just that fast?

AJ hiding under the table 😆

Pausing to drink water and grin, what a psycho, I love him.

He's definitely using time jumps but they are so controlled that I'm guessing briefcase or Handler little time stopping trick. I'm so proud of my mass murder baby.

... Vending machine? Lady, you have interesting priorities.

CRICKET BAT!

Wait! AJ's human body feels pain? How?

Please make Five swallow the fish like in the comics! Please, please, please, please.

The dancers are just like

I LOVE FIVE! The lengths this little killer will go for his family are unbelievable, nobody should ever doubt his love and devotion for them ever again.

This whole murder scene was incredible and Five's obvious glee made it even better. FEAR HIM!

Jesus, Klaus is so afraid of being possessed that he's afraid to sleep and Ben just mocks him? 😘💋 I get that this is supposed to be a funny 'brothers messing with each other' kind of thing but Klaus feels so unsafe that it makes me uncomfortable. What happened to you, Ben, when did you become so dark? You were the nice one!

Ben just getting closer and closer every time Klaus closes his eyes just gave me Doctor Who flashbacks.

"I hate your face" "I hate all of you" - Don't say that boys! You know you love each other.

Ok, Ben has a point. I'm actually liking this conversation. And I'm liking that Klaus is starting to understand his brother.

Ok, this is such a brother conversation. And Klaus constantly pretending not to know who Jill is 😆

Ground rules... Well, at least it's consensual now. That's something. See? Communication works.

Damn, the tension at the lunch table cut be cut with a knife. I'm scared what Carl is going to do.

Ray and Allison have a lovely relationship but I finally identified the problem, the tension I was feeling between since them a few eps back. It's not about Allison's secrets at all, is about Ray being so obsessed with his crusade that he completely overlooks Allison's feelings, he only pays attention to her when they are on the page about the mission. He sees her powers and his first thought is 'we could use this for the cause', Allison is clearly distressed and sad and even says she doesn't feel well and all he can think about is the damn JFK meeting. He's not a bad person and he's not doing it on purpose but he has a workaholic one-track mind that could easy turn into neglect for Allison. He clearly loves her and I'm rooting for them so much but I know that if asked to choose between Allison and his cause, he'll pick his cause.

So Five is done with the killing. I figured this might weigh on his conscience, it's one thing to kill for a greater good or survival, coldly and detached, it's another thing to slaughter for selfish reasons (even if his selfish reasons are a greater good).

Handler going all mom on him and wiping his face. 😆

"What I did today, I did for my family" -we know, baby, and they better respect you for it. You love then so much.

90 minutes??? Wtf, I knew Handler would try to screw Five over but that's just cruel, she's forcing him to uproot the family without even giving them time to say goodbye and that's even IF he can get to all of them on time.

It's not a name, you idiots. Also, that's Olga, not öga.

Don't harass the poor woman... Oh God, you guys are such morons... Diego, you dramatic little bitch...

"Wrong number. Have a lovely day" 🤣🤣🤣

I love the new dumbass buddy cop dynamic between Diego and Luther. This is the sort of positive brotherly dynamic they always should have had instead of being pitted against each other all their lives.

"you have some blood on you" "a lot of blood, actually. Five, what did you do?" -the casual, mildly annoyed way they ask is hilarious, if they knew what he did they'd be horrified (and possibly impressed).

Handler's militaristic chic dress is fabulous. I personally don't like it very much (or the message it sends) but it's haute couture and incredibly designed. Also, the bleached hair is back!

"any questions?" And then she leaves without listening. Power move 😏

Luther trying to comfort Diego like the dork he is. 🤣

Really though, I feel bad for Diego, and Five is under so much pressure that I don't blame him for snapping.

"I'm shy" -are you, Klaus? Are you really? You keep walking around in underwear in front of dozens of people, you're not shy.

So is Klaus lactose intolerant?

Ok, so far the possession thing is not as bad as some people were claiming. So far.

"stay focused" *giggle* -oh Ben, you dork 😆

Ahah, Ben enjoying all the different sensory stimuli. Adorable. He's just so happy, poor boy.

Dirt angels. SO CUTE ❤️

I know this all supposed to be cute and all but it would also be a perfect moment for Ben for experience Klaus's powers (the constant hauntings) as well as his addiction and the claustrophobic expectations of the cult. It would be an excellent chance to make Ben understand why Klaus is the way he is, seeing as Klaus is making a huge effort (and sacrifice) to do the same for Ben. Unfortunately, I don't see that happening because I think they want to keep this part about Ben.

By end of season 1 Klaus cried that people still didn't take him seriously, his compassion despite all his suffering made him likeable and deep, but this season he's back to being the family joke, I don't like that there's no resolution to that. But let's see where this goes, I'm getting ahead of myself.

Oh God, Carl's talk is freaking me out.

"who I am is not a disease" -very powerful LGBT+ statement considering it's the 60s!!!!

Oh, the blackmail...

Everybody keeps expecting Vanya to explode every time she gets emotional but this scene proves how much control she truly has. Respect!

Oh, finally Claire is mentioned! I've been rather upset that Allison hasn't mentioned her daughter even once this season (does Ray even know he has a stepdaughter?) seeing as most of her arc in season 1 revolved around her love and guilt over Claire.

Luther is right when he says they don't get live formal lives because they are special but Allison is even more right when she says that's not fair. This is why this family needs to stick together and love each other, they are the only ones that can really understand each other's struggles.

"hope" -Luther, you really are such a sweet summer child.

OH! I CAN FINALLY SEE ALLISON'S SCAR! The lighting in this scene makes it really obvious. Finally.

Ben and the strawberry. 🤣

"you're different today. You're dorkier" ah! First time anyone called Ben 'Sassy' Hargreeves dorky.

Oh Ben, you're adorable... Wait, "smell your hair"? What the fuck, Ben? You weirdo.

Holy crap! Jill is really forward, isn't she? Hippies, man.

Ben stuttering! 😆🤣 He died a virgin, didn't he?

It's funny but please tell me he isn't actually considering that in his brother's body...

Wait, did Klaus slap him because he doesn't want to have sex or because he's trying to stop Ben from ruining his own chance by saying too much?

Actually, I'm almost sure it's the second one, Klaus is playing wingman on his own body!

WHAT????

Ok so Ben IS a virgin but "you, me and Keechie"? What the fuck, Klaus? You slept with the fanatical crybaby and your brother's crush????

"Klaus, you're so filthy!" "Yes, you are, daddy." -Ben, this girl is not right for you. Run, boy!

AHAHAHAH ASDFGDDGGHSGSGASFHDBKDIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DIEGO CALLING HIM DADDY!

Wait, AJ can speak without the body/suit/whatever?

Handler is going a little bit fascist dictator, isn't she?

Gotta admit, Handler really is such a mom in her own twisted way.

Ben giggling when he talks to Diego. Cute.

"Luther sniffs Dad's underwear" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

AWWWWWWWW, BEN AND DIEGO! THE CHILDHOOD HIJINKS! THE HUG!

GOD, THE HUG! ❤️

I need all the siblings hugging Ben now!

"you stay in this body, we need someone responsible behind the wheel" -Diego, I understand what you mean given the situation, but you playing obvious favorites between your brothers when free will and body autonomy are on the line is a little creepy.

"no one is insignificant" -that line is so loaded when used on Vanya.

Oh no, Vanya and Five playing the blame game is so bad... They used to be so close... They are both under so much pressure, this won't end well.

Oh boy, Five looks like he's on the verge of crying and Vanya sees that! I bet that's why she backed down. 😲😢

The Lila and Diego conversation is heartbreaking without even trying...

Is that Elliot? Is Diego burying Elliot because nobody else will? Diego really does have a heart of gold.

Don't drinkit! I'm pretty sure Lila is drugging you.

Yup, there it is.

What is she planning?

Once again, it's all about the movement with Ray.

"I would take my one year with you over a lifetime with anybody else." 😭 Oh Ray ❤️

But I get the feeling this won't end so easily.

There it is, the Swedes just arrived. And the smart assholes went right for Allison's throat.

You don't need the coffee can, Sissy. The Hargreeves are loaded.

Sissy, hurry up.

BEN, YOU ARE SUCH A 90s KID!!! So the Backstreet Boys are Ben's fault, God, I love this dork 🤣

Come on, Allison, you can fight better than this!

Good girl!

Klaus and Ben running and fighting each other at the same time 😆

Holy shit, that is some Exorcist level vomiting!

Poor Klaus, I totally get Ben's side in this (pretty sure he was trying to save Klaus by getting him to Five ASAP) but this whole thing made me mildly uncomfortable. Klaus just keeps sacrificing for everyone and nobody respects his boundaries.

Holy shit, Allison! That is so cruel! I like it though, so ruthless and vicious. 😈

Problem- Allison can't just leave Ray with a white corpse in the house. Especially not in Texas, death penalty and all.

Oh Sissy, you dumbass. You're a sweetheart but also a dumbass.

Ok, Lila is pretty insane. That's for sure.

Five:

"I don't want to hurt you" - well, Vanya warned them.

My baby is getting really good with her powers.

I hope that hit to the head doesn't give Vanya her memory back, that's so cliché and convenient, or would be really bad writing.

SHIT IS HITTING THE FAN. I'm dying to see more!!!!!!

#tua #tua s2 #tua s2 spoilers

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in-tua-deep · 5 years

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Consider: they go back to rescue Grace and bring her to Ellie like she’s a robot but Diego insists she has feelings so can she stay? And Ellie the lumberjack lesbian just sorta stammers ‘uh yeah sure ok whatever’ because wow for a robot nanny she’s really cute?? And they fall in love

y’all are very insistent on this lmao for anyone new this is regarding the broken five au where Reginald tries to control Five by threatening Vanya’s life so the kids run away! for all of it check out the ellie fortuin tag ;3c

I should make a master list of my aus at some point smh

ANYWAY so after Reggie arrives and Ellie kicks him the entire fuck out the kids reveal that they wish they could also rescue their mother, which is the first Ellie is hearing about this (she assumed the reason they looked sad when she accidentally brought up mothers is because theirs gave the up and sold them to Reginald Fucking Hargreeves - she did her research when she figured out who they were okay)

but in all she looked up she didn’t find anything about Reginald Hargreeves being married or anything so ???

and there’s another thing she’s been meaning to do for a while which she kind of needs to go to the house/Reginald to do and whatever so, you know. She tells the kids she’s going out, puts on her nicest plaid shirt (because actually fuck getting dressed up to see this dude she’s going to wear her muddiest boots) and gives them all kisses and reminders to be good and then sets out

(she puts Marmalade in charge because as much as she complains about the cat she doesn’t trust Clyde not to be a pushover and at least Marm is street smart)

so there she is hammering on the door to the Umbrella Academy with a backpack pull of papers on her back, a lengthy consultation with a lawyer to remember, and a mission in her mind and the door opens and there is a chimpanzee in a suit looking at her and Ellie is honestly just kind of like “Ah you know now it makes some sense why the kids are weird about bringing up monkeys” and just embraces that her life is weird as she follows the chimp (who talks and has introduced himself as Pogo what the fuck) into the house and is told to wait while he informs Master Reginald of her arrival

and while she’s waiting impatiently and kicking off bit of dried mud on her boots to kick under the fancy furniture to be spiteful, she hears humming and who comes into view but an absolute angel?? Ellie would genuinely swear her heart skipped a beat

“Oh!” The Angel says, spotting her, looking mildly surprised, “A guest! Has Pogo already seen to you, dear?”

“Uh.” Ellie says, very intelligently as her brain short-circuits

“I’m Grace.” The Angel smiles warmly and Ellie genuinely wants the floor to open up and swallow her because she cannot form a single coherent sentence and also didn’t the kids say Grace was their mothers name this is not the random old lady she was expecting, “Are you here to see Mr. Hargreeves?”

Thankfully Ellie doesn’t have to embarrass herself any further by attempting to produce something approaching speech because Pogo is back and gesturing for Ellie to follow him.

“It was lovely meeting you.” Grace tells her, before turning back to cleaning or whatever she was doing and Ellie is helpless except to follow after Pogo to do what she actually came here to do.

So that’s what has Ellie standing in front of Reginald Hargreeves and slamming a whole bunch of papers on his desk and saying “Independent adoption” to him as though he, who literally bought seven children, did not know what adoption was.

And then there is a long an complicated argument that busts out a lot of legal terms and more than a few vague threats on both sides. Because Ellie does not want this man to have any legal power over her kids and apparently he is still under the delusion that the kids will ever go back to live and train under him or whatever which HA is not happening

“They need to stop the apocalypse.” Reginald Hargreeves insists to her face.

“Those kids,” Ellie says, voice low and dangerous, “Are powerful beyond measure, and before I got them they didn’t care about the world one lick. Because they’d never seen it. Because what had the world ever done for them? The only thing they knew about humanity was you, Reginald Hargreeves. And you taught them that people were cruel and ruthless and only wanted to use them. You taught them that people without powers were useless and worthless and ordinary.”

She opens her arms wide, “And you think that those kids would save the world? You think they would lift a finger to help humanity when all they knew was that it was evil? The way you were raising them, I’d be more shocked if it wasn’t them who caused the apocalypse for goodness sake.”

Reginald sits before her, pale in his fury, but she doesn’t drop it there.

“Luther likes building with his hands, and he’s really good at it. His favorite food is baby carrots because he likes the crunch and also likes sneaking them to Clyde. He likes helping people carry things to their cars and any praise makes him light up like a Christmas tree, bless him. And when I got him? He didn’t know how to help people, he only knew how to stop ‘bad guys’ and had no idea how to even talk to people.”

Reginald doesn’t say anything. Ellie presses on.

“Diego is an angry kid, yeah, but he had a heart of fucking gold. He’s the first one to volunteer to help with chores or dinner or anything. He’s protective as anything when it comes to his siblings. He was the one who brought home the cranky old tomcat that no one could get near just because he thought that he was lonely and needed a home. And when I got him? He would barely even talk to me because he thought he’d get in trouble for struggling with his words. Thought that his ideas were worth less somehow just because he took longer to get them out. And that’s what you taught him.”

Ellie is really still furious about that. Diego’s stuttering usually only surfaced when he was nervous or stressed now, which wasn’t as often as it used to be, but the fact that he told her once with anger and heartbreak on her face that he was just dumb broke her heart.

“Allison made friends quicker than anyone. She loves to talk to people. She was so excited to go to her friend’s birthday party and when I asked her why she said she’d never been allowed to have friends, before. Never allowed to have friends. Her and Klaus pick out some of the wildest clothes because they’d never been allowed to express themselves before. She’s so bright, and wonderful, and she loves going to the movies more than anything.”

“You can stop, now.” Reginald tells her.

“No I can’t.” Ellie surges up with a roar, clearly taking Reginald aback. “No, I can’t, because those kids are just that - kids. They didn’t know how to save the world because they didn’t even know what the world was! They weren’t allowed friends, they weren’t allowed outside, they weren’t allowed to be kids - do you know anything about them? Do you know that Klaus is brilliant at knitting, and that Vanya can be bribed into just about anything with butterscotch cookies? Do you know that Ben can’t get enough of soap operas, and that Luther would rather go a science museum over a gym any day of the week?”

Ellie shakes her head slowly. “Do you know that they’re all afraid of you? Does it make you feel big to have a bunch of children absolutely convinced that you would kill one of them to keep them in line?”

Reginald looks very tired. Ellie doesn’t feel very sorry for him though because she kind of wishes he was dead, so. “What do you want, Miss Fortuin?”

“Custody of the kids.” Ellie shoots back without hesitation. “I have the forms with me. I have arrangements made for a home inspection by the relevant people to make it official. I have the numbers of people to call to go through with it. They’re already living with me anyway, this would just make it official.”

“Why?” Reginald asks her, which is a fair question she supposes. She already has the kids and threatened Reginald into staying away from them, after all.

“It’s their birthday soon.” She tells him, after a long pause. “We finished the extension so they have their own rooms, even if they all end up camped in one. But I want to give them certainty. I want them to be absolutely sure that you can’t waltz right in and destroy everything that they’ve worked for. I want them to be less afraid.”

Reginald pulls the papers to him and starts scanning them, making Pogo (who had been standing silently by the door the entire time) start in alarm. “Sir? What about the apocalypse?”

And that just makes Ellie angry. She whirls around, jabbing a finger at the alarmed looking butler. “Why don’t you do something about the apocalypse, huh? Why don’t you fix the world? Those kids might have powers, but they are children. Fuck you for putting the weight of the world on their shoulders. Luther can pick up something really heavy? There’s an entire fucking sport that revolves around that, find one of those guys. Diego can curve knives? You built them a fucking robot mother I’m pretty sure it’s within your capabilities to makes some kind of targeting weapon. Heat seeking missiles exist, it’s not that much a stretch. Stop pinning all your hopes on them and start getting off your ass and do something yourselves you sanctimonious pricks.”

Pogo looks shocked. Reginald looks taken aback.

“They’re just little kids.” Ellie tells them, suddenly tired herself. “They’re just little kids. They aren’t soldiers in whatever war you’ve cooked up in your head. They deserve a chance to be happy.”

Reginald looks down at the papers, not managing to look her in the eye. “And if there is someone bringing about the end of the world? Will the children fight, then?”

“Maybe.” Ellie shoots back, no hesitation. “But before I let them have at it’s going to be me going in with my fucking wood axe first. Or at the very least I’ll be there right alongside them helping out. My axe will kill ‘em dead just as much as Diego’s knives or Vanya’s sound waves or Ben’s tentacles.”

Reginald sighs and signs the papers with a flourish. “Will there be anything else, Miss Fortuin?” He says it almost sarcastically, as thought he can’t imagine her needing anything else.

Ellie’s honestly surprised that it actually happened. She thought she’d leave her empty handed and furious but at least knowing she tried. She swipes the papers up into her hands, unwilling to give Reginald to chance to back out.

And then she decides to press her luck. “Actually, yeah. The kids want their mother back. I understand she’s a robot, so we’ll need the appropriate charging materials.”

Reginald raises an eyebrow at her.

“I’ll be back in a week to pick everything up. At the very least I’ll install charging stuff at my house so she can come and visit.” She feels a little bad for just demanding custody of the kids mother as if she’s just an object. Diego insists she’s a whole person who is just under the control of their dad, and unfortunate and hopefully fixable issue.

“It’s a robot.” Reginald says, almost dumbly.

“She’s their mother.” Ellie corrects Reginald viciously, “And she did a damn sight better at parenting than you ever did, even though it must have been an uphill battle the entire time. I’ll be back in a week. Good day to you, sir.”

And with that she turns on her heel and strides out of the room, wondering when the fuck she turned into an angry character in some regency show. Good day to you, sir? Maybe it was the house. Or that ridiculous fucking monocle, god.

She almost runs right into Grace, who blinks at her and smiles beautifully.

“I’ll show you out.” Grace tells her, and Ellie doesn’t have anything to say to that. They get to the door, and Grace opens it, and -

“Do you uh, do you want to come with us? In a week?” Ellie asks, before she gets all the way through, turning to Grace. “I’m sorry I didn’t ask I just - ”

“Thank you,” Grace cuts her off, eyes sparkling and Ellie knows she’s more than just a robot. “Thank you for taking care of my children. For doing what I could not. I will see you in a week.”

The door closes and Ellie is left on the other side with a whole bunch of papers in her arms and hope in her chest and the need to get in contact with more than one person to verify all of this and make this adoption go through.

There was still more to do - like changing the kids legal names (which were still numbers) and figuring out where the charging port and stuff would go in the house (would Grace want her own house?? Ellie was 100% sure they absolutely could not finish an entire small cabin in a week even between the eight of them but Ellie’s cabin wasn’t exactly as spacious as the mansion Grace would surely be used to - Ellie liked to refer to it as cosy)

(a week later, Ellie borrows a friend’s pickup and grabs all the stuff from the Hargreeves mansion she needs. Grace rides shotgun smiling the whole way there.)

(Ellie doesn’t mention that the ‘luggage’ Grace brought with her looks suspiciously like a wrapped up painting that may or may not have been stolen straight off of Reginald Hargreeves’ walls)

(Ellie might just be a little bit in love)

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himbohargreeves · 5 years

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hallo here are the hc's i whipped up for the teacher au!! i'm sorry this turned into an essay i'm just a dumbass who loves soft teacher au a lot!!

“not sure what the others would teach in this teacher au tho-” *wakes up in the dead of night with cold sweat* *kicks down the door* I HAVE SOME THOUGHTS!!

oh boy…get ready….cause it’s A LOT

- Submitted by @katgreeves

luther: physics teacher, cause you know…spaceboy……everyone is scared at the beginning of the year when they get him as a teacher cause he’s TALL AND HUGE AS FUUUUUCK, but then fast forward two months later and everyone is chill because turns out he’s a really easygoing and soft teacher…just really socially awkward and lowkey dumb sometimes

asshole kids in his classes use his softness to his disadvantage and pull pranks on him constantly, poor guy….the other kids tho always tell them to shove it tho because he may be soft and dumb and socially awkward but he’S OUR SOFT AND DUMB AND SOCIALLY AWKWARD TEACHER DON’T TOUCH HIM!! the first time they protected him he had to remind himself not to tear up because HE FELT SO LOVED!!!!

he gets them snacks even if they’re not supposed in the science classrooms because “eXPeriMENts and CHEmIcALsSsSsssSS!!!” and will rant for hours about space and starts and THE MOOOOON cause when he was a kid he always wanted to be an astronaut ( :’))))))) ) and his kids get fed up one day and go “why don’t you just make an astrology club mr luther????” and he does and IT’S A REAL SUCCESS WITH THE SCHOOL BODY YAY!!!

(five when he grows up also becomes a physics teacher and pesters luther all the time like “I AM 10 TIMES THE TEACHER YOU EVER WERE-” “NO YOU AREN’T STFU” and he’s technically wrong and right because material wise??? yes he’s 100% the better teacher and he always has answers to the kids questions and teaches them extra content cause he’s always been a genius but as a physics teacher that kids really like????? no siree that title goes to luther because he was a soft teddy bear to his students and they trusted him while five is eccentric and strict the the point where his kids are scared the FUCK out of him)

diego: pe teacher, SWEARS SO MUCH IN FRONT OF THE KIDS IN CLASS OMG HOW IS HE NOT FIRED YET?? is tough on the kids sometimes so push harder but IS ALSO SOFT AND REALLY ENCOURAGING THE KIDS TO WORK AND TRY THEIR BEST BECAUSE HE BELIEVES IN THEM!!! (except for the group of cocky assholes he’ll get in every class and don’t want to listen to them…he has personally removed their rights in the class)

whenever the self-defense unit comes around he’s sooooo dedicated to it and makes sure that the kids master everything to a t, cause who knows when it might come in handy??? he wants to make sure that the kids know how to protect themselves as the world is a shitty place and you never know when shit will go bad (except he does…he’s had enough bullshit and scared happen to him and has gotten involved in so many fights that he wants to make sure that the kids won’t hurt like him :“’))))))))) )

he’s a secret softie that will protect the kind kids that are not as good at pe and get bullied by the cocky assholes in the class becAUSE THAT’S JUST WHAT HE WOULD DO NO IM NOT SELF PROJECTING OF WHAT I WANTED OUT OF MY PE TEACHERS SHUT U-

also eudora is a pe teacher and the two of them are very competitive to be the best pe teacher and this rivalry turns into playful flirting and big ass crushes that they’re way too stubborn to admit, the entire school still ships it anyways (the entire school also ships klaus and dave because gay rights!!!!!)

allison: either school counselor or principal i can’t decide because she can be super kind and open to talk and gives advice that helps a LOT but she’s also a hbic THAT CAN AND WILL run the place.

anyways, whatever job she has, she also helps with the drama club and school plays, and literally every year the theatre kids BEG HER to kick out the current drama teachers and replace them because allison>>>>>>>>>>>> all of the existing drama teachers there

ben: is either a literature or philosophy teacher. super smart and knowledgable but is also really laid back and fun to talk to. he’s got a dark and snarky sense of humor and his students always have sass battles with him. the number of INSANE inside jokes his students and him share is HUGE.

HE DEMANDS THAT HIS STUDENTS PARTAKE IN READING TIME IN THE BEGINNING OF CLASS NO MATTER WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO BECAUSE READING IN AN IMPORTANT SKILL AND HOBBY FOR DEVELOPMENT AS A READER, WRITER, LEARNER, AND OVERALL PERSON AND NO AMY DON’T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME I’M THE TEACHER HERE AND I SAID NO ELECTRONICS SO PUT THE GODDAMN PHONE AWAY BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AN-

anyways…he is really considerate to what students need and makes them as relaxed as possible because school is HELL. students LOOOOOVE HIM. HE’S THE ONE TEACHER BESIDES DAVE THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE LIKES. (highkey inspired by my philosophy and lit teachers because they’re also really smart but sassy and cool like ben and I JUST THINK THEY’RE NEAT)

vanya: strings orchestra teacher for obvious reasons. she was real shy at first when she first got hired but the the strings department at that time was soooo small and crappy that she went “oh HELL no,” rolled up her sleeves, and set to revitalize it just because she cares about music so much.

she recruited more students, got more advanced music so the kids could feel a challenge and be motivated to improve, and collaborated with the choir and band departments to provide more clubs, events and opportunities outside of class for kids to do music.

she is a no business type of teacher when it comes to arrogant people that put other players down or people who don’t practice and goof around and will snap at them SO HARD because everyone needs to be at their a game for a concert and in an orchestra no single person is bigger that the collective. she’s however SOOOO SOFT with really soft playing and shy kids because she understands how it feels when you think your playing isn’t good enough, so gives them extra help, gives them solo lines or solos to play so they gain more confidence in themselves, all while constantly giving encouraging words about how much they’ve improved that always makes them feel better and more motivated to improve.

she’s an absolute anxious and cranky maniac a week before the concert but she throws parties with food, drinks, and games afterwards to celebrate with her kids. she constantly gets them to play music related games and challenges that they do as a class for team bonding to make things more entertaining in class. she makes dumb music puns a lot too!

she also will in the class say crazy stories of her childhood and the crazy shit she and her siblings did and then somehow always relate it back to the lesson and make it some sage advice…the kids never understand how she does it

(me???? self projecting more of my teachers into this au cause they’re cool??? more likely than you think)

also one day she chops her hair real short and cute and the conversation with her students basically went like this:

students: miss vanya you cut your hair???

vanya: yes kids I’m a lesbian

students: !!!!!!!!!!!!

vanya: ;))))))))

students: MISS VANYA SAID GAY RIGHTS!!!!

vanya: HELL YE I DID!!!

bonus grace yayyyy!!!!!: is the school nurse…she’s so sweet, so soft….has precisely whatever people need when they feel sick/injured…helps them calm down in they’re freaking out…always has a couple of beds in the nurse’s office so people can lie if they feel dizzy…gives out candy/sweets/food to people so they feel better!!

diego meets her a lot because a lot of kids in his class gets injuries and he takes them to the nurse and he jUST LOVES HER SM!!! INSTANT MOM FIGURE!! THEY TALK AND JOKE AND LAUGH TOGETHER AND GRACE WILL ALWAYS GIVE HIM A PASTRY SHE MADE WHENEVER HE COMES BY AND HE JUST IS SO SOFT AROUND HER ITS GREAT (his students find his sudden change in his demeanour amusing “hey mr diego is nurse grace your MMMmoooOoOooOOOmMMMMMMmmmmmM??” “kid your a good one but say that shit to me one more time and I will beat the sh-”)

she always has a smile on her and everyone LOVES HER…..except for the administration that always want to get her fired because they are assholes and they think she’s too weird to stay. however, every time they try to fire her, a certain teacher comes by the office for what they claim is a civil discussion...and after an hour of yelling, death threats, and the door getting 10 knife marks they go “you know what grace…you can stay"

those assholes are persistant though, and one time though not even a certain teacher could get them away from firing her so once the news breaks out that nurse grace is leaving the whole school is FURIOUS and throws a 1 week riot and the administration get so scared and tired that they just go "OK WERE SORRY JUST KIDDIN- OK OK SHE’S STAYING FOR GOOD JESUS”

grace is so grateful that she makes a whole bunch of cake for everyone and everyone with tears in their eyes just goes “this…is why we love you sm nurse mom”

~~okkkieee that’s the end of it sorry it’s a literal essay I just got very passionate about this au lmao rip!!! I’m slowly tempted to write a fic about it even though i’ve never written a fic before in my LIFE and I already have like 3 other au fic ideas in my head already smh

#NURSE MOM #tua #katgreeves #submission #teacher au

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twenty-sixumbrellas · 5 years

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Not all robotic AE

The first ending

Pairing: Diego Hargreeves x Reader

Prompt: “Ok so, what if for some reason (experiment?) Reginald had created another robot like Grace but younger, like a few years younger than the kids. Diego grew very fond of her and they're inseparable. I'd love a oneshot of them either (1) ending up fluffy and in love or (2) him turning her off but then she's alive again (like it happened with Grace) and his reaction? Just sth that popped into my head lol thank you! xx” -a cute lil anon

Tag list:

@misspygmypie

@reblogserpent

@1950schick

A/N: This is the (2)! You guys really wanted me to write this! If you requested something prior, I promise I’m working on it, I’m just at a writer’s block. Thanks again, y’all.

Flashbacks are in italics.

(Not my gif)

The boys were arguing again. You walk in and smile at Diego, the real smile that he loved.

They both stop yelling once they see you.

“Oh, don’t argue boys. Shall I make cookies?”

“No, y/n, you don’t need to,” says Diego, who smiles at you, though it seems forced.

“Oh, okay.”

You walk out and wonder if he’s upset with you.

10 years ago:

“Y/n, he’s awful to you! Please, come with me,” Diego pleads, nearly crying.

“I can’t, my programming won’t allow me to. Diego, my sun, you must leave. I have to stay and attend to my duties.” You sadly smile. You recall after, that Diego is the only reason you felt emotions.

“I’ll come back for you, dear.” You nod, and he climbs through the window, and you don’t see him again until your master, Reginald, dies.

You make your way to your area, which a piano was added to a few years ago. Sitting down, you begin to play your favorite Beatles song, Hey Jude.

You don’t hear the gunshots ring out, nor your masters and mistresses grunting.

Vanya is the one to make sure you’re okay, and she smiles sadly at you. She knew you weren’t meant to last this long, and of your malfunctions and glitches.

You remember your duty of checking Grace’s hardware, scheduled exactly for 21:00.

As you make your way upstairs, you smile sweetly at the sound of Diego’s voice and Grace’s mixing. You had always admired Diego’s love for her.

Walking up to him, you tilt your head. He’s crying and stuttering, something he hasn’t done in a long time, and it looks like he’s holding Grace’s arm. “Diego? My sun, are you alright?”

His head snaps up, and he looks even more upset. Walking over slowly, he cups your cheek. “Why didn’t you come with me? I could h-have had s-s-someone fix y-y-”

“Diego, take your time. We’re not in a rush,” you say softly, just like you always had when he stuttered.

“I love you s-s-s-so m-much.” He’s nearly sobbing, and you wipe his tears with your thumb.

“Breathe,” you recount. “I love you too Diego, my sun.”

The last thing you hear is Diego’s muffled sobs as your hardwire shuts down.

Your eyes focus once again on Pogo’s slightly blurred face. “There, Miss. y/n, smiling once more.”

You were. “Hello, Pogo. How are you?”

“Well, thank you for asking. Please resume your chores, you are well behind.” He smiles softly.

“Oh, my. Well I better get to it!” You quickly stand up and collect the laundry from each room. You greet a slightly confused Five, and collect his many uniforms, all matching.

You move to Allison’s room and collect her many colors, though she doesn’t seem to be in the room. Leaving a mint on her pillow like you always do, you move on.

Starting the two, you move to Luther’s room and collect his many jackets and large shirts. Sighing, you sweep his room, for it was covered in a strange dirt.

You sigh at Klaus’ room, for he never leaves his clothes here, and straighten his bedsheets. You do the same for Vanya.

In Ben’s room, you collect the clothes that never moved, and dusted. You smile and straighten up his books, and pay his bed, and leave a book on it, just as he liked it.

Last was Diego’s room. As you walk in, you notice how dischieveled his room looks. Almost as if he had ranpaged through. You just sigh, and fix his room, just how he had liked it. Grabbing his pile of black clothes, you leave a few chocolates on his pillow, just as always.

Finishing up, you head downstairs and into your area. Starting your favorite song once more, you hear multiple gasps and pounding feet.

You turn around to multiple confused Hargreeves. “Hello, how are you?”

Vanya is first to speak, “who’s going to tell Diego?”

“Tell Diego what?” You smile. “Shall I bake?”

“No, um, guys let’s go and get him.”

You hear muffled voices outside of the door as they leave. You just flatten your dress, your favorite dress, you note. The one Diego has gotten you for Christmas. The one with roses on it.

You hear another gasp, and you look up and smile at a shocked Diego. “Diego, my sun, I was just about to play my favorite song, care to join?”

“Y/n... I’m so sorry.”

“Whatever for? You haven’t done anything to me.” You tilt your head.

He runs up and hugs you. He goes quiet as you rub his back. “Leave with me.”

“If that is what you wish.” He looks at you with tears in his eyes. “Oh dear. I didn’t upset you did I?”

“No, you just made me so happy.”

The next day, you wander around looking for Vanya, as you were going to ask for her clothes to wash, when you couldn’t find her.

You walk down to the basement, which never used to be in your programming, and hear arguing. “Boys? Allison? Vanya?” You call. They stop.

“Y/n, stay in there,” commands Luther and you stop in your tracks. More arguing.

Soon, Klaus, Luther, Allison, and Diego walk out. Diego grabs your hand and mouths, ‘soon.’ You remember that this means it is almost time to leave. Forever.

Diego walks you back into the main area, and you smile at his kind actions. He leads you upstairs and into his room. Hugging you, he sighs. “This’ll be over soon.”

You nod, and put on a Queen record and start to fold his clothes. It’s very peaceful, you note, until the entire house starts to shake, you look at Diego and ask, “what could that be?”

He runs out to the hall and the sound of Pogo yelling fills the hall. Diego runs back in and grabs your hand. “Time to go.” You nod and grab the duffel bags that were placed under the bed. He takes them from you and you start to leave the house.

You stop. Diego looks at you. You yell, “go on! I have to get Grace!”

He nods and runs with Klaus. You turn and sprint around, looking for her.

A glitch clouds your vision, and you can’t stop yourself from walking to the piano.

As the house crumbles to the ground, you hear your name being yelled from outside, but it’s blocked by the sweet melody.

“Hey Jude,

Don’t make it bad

Take a sad song

And make it better

Remember to let her into your heart

Then you can start

To make it better.”

The sound of Diego’s heart breaking could only be described as the sound of your voice and matching piano, which was cut off abruptly as the house collapsed.

#tua #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy x reader #the umbrella academy imagines #diego #diego hargreeves #diego x reader #diegohargreeves #diego hargreeves x reader #number 2 #number 2 x reader

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moonlighttheravenqueen · 4 years

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We make a good team / diego hargreeves x reader

Diego + babies = life😍 please send requests!🖤 @bowieandqueen11 here's one for you love!❤️

It was just a normal day at the academy but without the end of the world happening. Diego was asleep, exhausted form the last mission we had. In honor of having a day off I thought why not relax, and drink coffee with five. Allison came in, looking annoyed, "Did klaus take your favorite skirt again?" I asked but she nodded no.

"Remember Claire? She babysits harvey when me and luther aren't home, she texts me last minute saying she has an emergency so she won't be able to watch him. I'm just really stressed out." She bearded her hands in her face. By the way, it's Allison and luther's anniversary. They usually make five do it but he hates it with a passion. "Maybe five ca-" he teleported before I could even finish, "I already asked klaus but he said he has to take of something with Ben. And vonya has rehearsal that she cannot miss."

So that leaves me and diego, he's not a fan when it comes to kids but I love them, "Diego and I can watch harvey. You know I'm good with kids!" She seemed relieved. "But what about diego?"

"Don't worry, I'll tech him the basics while you guys go have fun ok?" She hugged him excitedly and ran upstairs. Once he wakes up, he will kill me. one of the reasons he's scared of babies is because when he saved a lady and her baby from the ladies horrible boyfriend, He picked the baby and when the baby saw he's face, they started crying, I always tell him it was because he was covered in blood but he will never believe me till this day.

Allison changed her dress and handed me harvey. The most adorable 2 year old you would ever see. "Are you sure you and diego can do it? Because we can just say home" luther insisted, "Go! and besides, I get to spend time with my adorable nephew." I tickled him,

"Thank you so much Y/N, I'll make it up to you!" She walked out the door, blowing kiss to harvey. He didn't start crying so I guess that's a good thing. "How's it feel now Y/N?" Five said teleporting back. I use my levitation skills and threw a coffee cup at him but he missed it. Harvey found it amusing, glad he's got a sense of humor. "How about we go and play?" He started kicking his feet so that's a yes in my book.

He was joyfully laughing when diego came down the steps. He was shirtless and wearing his favorite pair of pants, he also was confused as to why nobody was here except for me and harvey. "Where's allison? Or luther?" He asked sitting next to me, "Well everyone is busy and the babysitter had an emergency soo, I told allison we could watch him." He looked annoyed and pissed off at the same time. "Baby you know I'm not good with kids, remember last time?" Harvey tried to grab diego hand but diego was to scared to hold harvey's hand. "Honey, you were drenched in blood! I would cry too if I saw that. Plus he's your nephew too, I need another extra set of hands." He looks at me and then harvey. He wanted to say no but harvey put his hands In the air, as a sign of saying pick me up.

"Should I pick him up? What if I drop him!?" He started freaking out. "Diego! You're not going to drop him, I'll show you." I picked harvey up and placed him in his hands. I showed him how to hold the baby's legs and properly support the baby's head. Diego was scared to move. But he's doing good though, "See? It's easy. Just hold him, I'm gonna go get him some food." As I was standing and stood in the kitchen looking at them, I couldn't help but notice how diego was looking at harvey. It wasn't in the way of saying oh he's so cute no, it was as if he was looking at himself when he was younger. I could even see a tear falling down his eye, "Babe can you bring harvey to the kitchen." I asked.

Diego placed harvey in his high chair, diego grabbed my hips and surprised me. "And what exactly do you think you're doing?" I smirked at him, "There's just something about you when I see you go full momma bear mood that's just so, attractive to me." He then kissed my neck. I know what he's doing, when he's upset he likes to act super lovey-dovey so I won't have to ask what's wrong. "Are you okay? You only do that when somethings on your mind." He knew I could see right through him. "I can't show my wife I love her? Isn't that why we're married?" I could definitely tell he is hiding something now, "Diego you're lying so why not just say it." I said levitating the fork to go into Harvey's mouth. "It's nothing! I'm fine, I'll tell you after dinner ok?" I shrugged it off and fed harvey.

Diego actually wanted to put Harvey to bed. He read him a story and even kissed him goodnight which was one of the most cutest things I've seen. We watched a movie in the living room and I had the baby monitor right next to me, "Now that Harvey's asleep. You can finally tell me what's wrong." He honestly thought I forgot. "It's stupid, just forget I said anything." I grabbed his arm. "I know when you're upset and hiding something so why not just tell me?" I started getting heated and so did he. "Y/N leave it alone!"

"Diego hargreeves! Tell me what has you so terrified that you can't talk about it!?"

"I'M SCARED Y/N!" in all my years of being with him, never ever in my life have I heard him scream, at least not that upset. I was shocked yet relieved harvey didn't wake up. "I-I'm s-s-scared Y-Y/N." The moment he stuttering, I knew something is worrying him. I laid my head on his shaking chest, apologizing over and over again, "I'm sorry I pushed you so hard diego i-" I choked on my own tears, "Honey it isn't your fault. If anything it's mine." He looked me in my eyes, I was confused by what he meant. "When we do have kids. I don't want to be like dad. And I know you're gonna say I'm not But what about the things his said about me? What if it's true?"

"Diego. You know and everyone else knows that you will never EVER be like dad! You'll be better and I don't want you to ever feel or think like that again. When we were kids and I was crying and sad, you would always be there for me. You will be an amazing dad I promise." He started crying but they were happy tears. "Baby, when you get pregnant I promise I will take care of you, help you through morning sickness. Hell, I'll even be there when you get hungry in the middle of the night, I don't care what time because you will always be my number one priority. You and our kids." I was about kiss him when harvey started crying.

I took diego's hand and we both went to check on him. Diego rocked harvey to sleep as I sang him a lullaby. "You are going to be the most hot, badass mom to ever walk this earth." He winked at me, "language! Harvey's right here!" I whispered.

After harvey went to sleep we finished our movie, allison and luther came back. "How was the dinner?" I asked as diego held my waist, "Amazing! Thank you two so much! How was harvey?" Luther said. "He was so quiet and a happy baby." Diego replied. "Oh so five helped too?" Allison says taking off her shoes, me and diego looked at each other confused and turned around. Five was smiling and holding harvey's bottle, "Wait! you were here the whole time!? You are so dead five!" I ran after him. "Fight him baby! That's my future baby momma!" Diego yells proudly.

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