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scottishaccentsareawesome · 1 year

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...Oh my God, now I’m totally getting on a roll with this Top Gun x B99 headcanon...

- Iceman and Holt would be great acquaintances (Holt would never call anyone his “best friend”, that term’s entirely too childish)

- Ice and Maverick would have dinner with Holt and Kevin every time they’re in new York (Mav thinks they’re a little weird in terms of their dry sense of humour,, but he likes them enough)

- When Ice and Maverick come to the 99th precinct to visit Holt one day, Maverick meets Jake and Jake suddenly has a new Man Crush/Hero

- Amy, Ice and Holt have a groupchat where they talk about their husbands

- Maverick and Jake have groupchat with Charles where they all just constantly send memes to each other

- Maverick and Terry also bond and text each other about their dumb grown-up kids (Mav and the Daggers, Terry and the squad)

#top gun headcanon #b99 headcanon #icemav #holt x kevin #top gun #top gun maverick #tom kazansky #iceman kazansky #pete mitchell #maverick mitchell #raymond holt #kevin cozner #jake peralta #amy santiago #charles boyle #rosa diaz #terry jeffords #brooklyn nine nine #b99

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alloftheimaginesblog · 9 months

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Headcanons for working with Jake Peralta and he's secretly in love with you...

When you first started at the precinct Jake was immediately attracted to you. At first it was harmless flirting but when he started to get to know you, things slowly became more serious.

Boyle would tease Jake about his crush on you, bigging him up to ask you out but Jake never did - he always chickened out.

Being put on a case with you was always the highlight of the week. He would high five Boyle under the table and would flash you a wide grin and a wink.

Even if he's not on a case with you, he'll offer to help you figure stuff out or help you with the paperwork afterwards which you always appreciate.

Jake's always very complimentary of you, never overstepping a line but always making sure you know how good you are.

He offers advice to you whenever you need it, it's not always good advice or very practical but he offers it anyway.

His main goal every day is to make you smile and make you laugh and he makes damn sure he achieves his goal. He loves your laugh, loves the way your eyes crinkle, loves how happy your smile is.

If there's a promotion available, of course he wants it but he goes into Holt's office and recommends you. He doesn't tell you but you're the best person for the job and he can't sit there and lie to Holt saying that he's the one for the job. It's you that deserves it so he tells Holt just as much.

He's the first person to congratulate you on getting the job. He couldn't have been prouder of you.

"I mean, why wouldn't you get the job you're awesome?!"

It's Holt that spills the secret. He's giving a speech in the bar and lets slip that Jake recommended you.

You can't believe it. You pull Jake aside asking if it's true. He admits it is... When you ask why, he smiles, shrugs and says, "Because it's you, (y/n). It's... It's you."

You start to see Jake in a very different light after that.

#imagine #prompt #headcanon prompt #headcanon #headcanons #jake peralta imagine #jake peralta x reader #jake peralta x you #brooklyn nine nine imagine #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 imagine #b99

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mikakuna · 16 days

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do you think some random toddler has come up to jason, looked up at him, lifted their arms until jason picked them up and then just latched onto his nipple through the shirt? when the milk doesn't come, the kid just starts rubbing his chest and wondering where it is.

all of a sudden jason has a handful of a sobbing toddler while the toddler has a handful of his left tit

#i saw this one fanart but i cant find it anymore arghhhh #everyone just looking at jason shocked bc wtf #jason: -_-#the kid: o_6 #i'm thinking of that b99 scene where jake knocks on some mom's door and she shoves her crying baby into his arms bc the phone is ringing #and all of a sudden jake just has an armful of a screaming kid #yeah that but jason #sometimes i make posts and they just end up being reiterations of posts i've seen before but i thought i made up #so someone tell me if i copied an existing post #i would not remember #jason todd #red hood #batman #jason todd headcanon #dc comics #dc

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madwomansapologist · 1 year

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Hello! I noticed that you have Brooklyn nine nine in your masterlist

As a fan of B99, May I request a wholesome headcanon of Rosa Diaz, Amy Santiago, Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Terrence Jeffords' reaction of meeting the reader who is captain Raymond Holt and kevin cosner's adoptive child and is working in the 99th precinct

Sorry if this is long

99th precint meeting Kevin & Holt adoptive child would include

synopsis: The squad already knew that Raymond Holt is a man of few words, but who would have thought that he had a child?

warnings: none. gender neutral. no race implied. no age implied. like jake and amy, everyone deserves to feel like Holt and Kevin's kid. all b99 detectives included. reader have Holt and Kevin's personality.

Dear 99th Precint, I proudly inform you that today will be my child's first day of work as a rookie cop in our precinct. Don't embarrass me. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.

• No one had ever heard Raymond talking about having a child. They never saw a photo of them on his house. Kevin never mentioned something. Or have them? No. No, they didn't.

• Even Gina was surprised. She was mean about it, of course, but she didn't knew anything.

• When Holt arrived, everyone was waiting for him on his office. Peralta tried to play cool before asking, but soon Terry was screaming about how could he have a child and didn't say anything to them.

Haymond answered without blinking an eye: "Peralta would make it weird." Everyone understood. "Hey!" Everyone except Peralta. "But why you don't have pictures with them on your house?" Amy asked. "Are you implying I would forget my child's face, Santiago?" Holt was clearly offended.

• You arrived apologizing for being three minutes and seven seconds late. Rosa widened her eyes, muttering about you being his copy. Holt smiled at that comment.

• Jake tried to act like a cool big brother but as soon as you opened your mouth he was fangirling over you. You made a mental note about calling him "bro" if you ever needed something from him or wanted to make him happy. Every single little thing you did was a reason for him to smile widely.

• Terry offered to show you the place, and told you everyone's name. He was all sweet and polite, acting like the dad of the squad. Well, he was. Terry made questions about your training and abillities. He was trying to show off, and it was working.

• Amy was affraid of saying something wrong. Amy danced when you said your father talked about her, and immediately regreted that. All her atempts of acting cool were imterrupted by Gina's jokes. She almost cried when you refered to her as your father's apprentice.

• Hitchcock and Scully thought you were already working with them. They didn't get what was happening. Holt was so glad when they went to took a nap.

• You and Rosa sat down and spent thirty minutes in absolute silence. It was the best experience of your entire life.

• Gina was waiting for you in the hallway of the bathroom. She asked if you wanna form a alliance with her. You obviously said yes, despite not knowing what she really meant by that.

• You were surprised for not meeting Boyle. On your lunch break, you realized why: he had rushed to prepare a meal for the two of you. He and Terry got into a fight about food while you were eating. It was exactly like your father told you. It was perfect.

• You have a nice feeling about working there.

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jakeyp · 10 months

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st4rxzyy · 2 years

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this man is gonna be the death of me

#jake peralta x reader #jake peralta #jake smut #b99 imagine #b99 headcanons #b99 cast #andy samberg #fypage #cant breathe #ffs

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shyjusticewarrior · 8 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 135

Damian: Mother says there's two things an Al Ghul never does: apologize and pay taxes.

Talia: I can't help it, I'm proud of you. You're like a son to me. A white, crispy son.

Jason: How would that even work? Am I adopted?

Talia: No, your father's just really pale. Almost invisible.

Damian: I'm joining the war on autism on the side of autism.

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lewiathans · 1 year

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BONEEE?!

#levi attack on titan #attack on titan #aot #aot eruri #eruri #snk #snk fanart #shingeki no kyoujin manga #shingeki no kyojin #snk scenarios #aot scenarios #aot headcanons #b99 incorrect quotes

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zetadraconis11 · 2 months

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HL Incorrect Quotes #99

*as Aurors*

MC, pointing at a map: He says his dealer hangs out here. He said he'll point him out to us. So you approach on foot from the south. And me and Natty will be in Disillusionment here.

Sebastian: Whoa, whoa... "Me and Natty"? Didn't you mean "Natty and I"?

MC: ...Oh, Merlin.

Sebastian: I corrected your grammar! Are you so proud of me? Are you horrified?

#Shamelessly putting my hc of mc and sebastian being a couple of aurors #Couple as in they are a couple that is also a couple of aurors lol #I also thought for my 99th incorrect quote I'd do a quote from b99 #Clever right? Lol #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #hogwarts legacy mc #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy headcanons #b99 quotes

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everyfandomeverywhereallatonce · 5 months

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I just watched that episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine where Terry gets harassed by his old precinct when they send him kittens and Terry hates them but, like, Jake loves them and is playing with them. And it’s also known that Amy is allergic to dogs…

So now I’m convinced that Peraltiago have a cat and that cat is definitely named Nakatomi

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #peraltiago #headcanon

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raiisakitsune · 2 years

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Canon? Who is she?? Never heard of her. I only know my best friend, the best of them all, imaginary world of my maladaptive daydreaming.

#canon divergent au #twd #mcu #mcu headcanons #avengers #hotd #got #b99 #euphoria hbo #supernatural #teen wolf #stranger things #the walking dead #spiderman #eddisy #hellcheer #steddie #the 100

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muskratcactus · 11 months

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THEYRE GAY BUT I CANT PROVE IT

#They’re gay and they adopted a dog together #B99 #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 headcanons #rosa diaz x gina linetti #dianetti #gina linetti #rosa diaz #gay

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m3rricat · 4 days

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Some more deep and heartfelt Astarion headcanons:

-All men are at least 30% attracted to Astarion

-When Astarion was born his mother cried because she knew she would never be better than him

-Astarion is the Paris of people

#astarion #astarion headcanons #technically incorrect quotes but they're accurate!!#lines from Gina Linetti in b99 #bg3

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harringroveera · 1 year

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Max: So, meeting Steve’s dad for the first time, huh? You nervous?

Dustin: Yeah, a little

Max: I was talking to Billy

Billy: No, Max, I am not nervous. I'm confident that I'll make a great first impression on Mr. Harrington

Will: My advice is don't be overconfident. The first time Mike introduced me to his parents as his boyfriend, I said Ted’s favorite music is mediocre. They haven't spoken to me since

Billy: Really? Just for that?

Will: Yes...also because they're huge homophobes who think that I made Mike gay with my magic genitalia

Billy: That's super sad, but you saying "genitalia” is hilarious

Billy: And I am ready for this. I pulled a full Nancy and researched the fuck out of him. Made this sweet binder. Just a couple of factoids about Steve’s dad: He's a businessman, 65 years old, married for 36 years. I know everything about him, therefore I know exactly the type of person I need to be in order for him to think I'm good enough for Steve

Eleven: Billy, you're fine. Just flash him your baby blues, he'll love it. Just be yourself

Billy: Be myself? El, I have one day to win over Steve’s dad

Billy: How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Robin: Couple weeks

Lucas: Six months

Mike: Jury's still out

Billy: See, El? "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that?

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madwomansapologist · 11 months

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I saw b99 and idk if your requests are open but i would love a slowburn jake x reader

Where jake is kinda oblivious to reader feelings but also him and reader have a flirt war where who blushes most loses kinda :D

Hope you have a star-tastic day 💫

Wait, what? | Jake Peralta

synopsis: Two competitive idiots in love. That's it.

warnings: None.

note: thank you for your request, i wish you a star-tastic day 🧸🪩

• It was all Boyle's fault. If it wasn't for him, everything would had happen way faster. When you and Peralta meet for the first time, you already working as detective and Jake being a rookie to 99th precint, Boyle shouted something about marriage. It took you years to forget that.

• Jake was a detective with great instincts, it would have been so easy to work with him. Or it would be, if he didn't act like a child. Always bragging, teasing everyone around him, joking about anything that moves. Jake was fun, but was also damn annoying.

• But with time you realized he was more than that. Jake was competent. And never left nobody behind. You could count on him. Not only when you're dealing with dangerous things, but when you need someone to make you laugh on a hard day. Jake will be there, as annoying as he can be, trying his best.

• Falling in love with Jake was unheeded. So slow you didn't even notice. It start with simple things. It started with the way he makes you laugh.

• Jake can make you laugh until you're affraid to piss on your clothes. You being so loud that make other people laugh because of your reaction. But he can also make you chuckle. On these days you're mad at him, or you're in an important meeting, or it is such a bad joke that's embarrasing that you find it funny. And Jake is the best at making you giggle. When you're sad, going through a hard time, and felt like the way of the world is on your shoulders.

• You didn't noticed that you were falling in love, but Jake wasn't so oblivious. He didn't fall in love with you. He walked in love with you. He chose to love you. Jake is immature, and annoying, and childsh and dumb... but he knew what that feeling burning his chest was. Jake just never imagined you could feel the same.

• So time did what it always did: it passes.

• Everything changed when they found out that you were invited to join the Vulture team and didn't know what to do. At first the squad felt betrayed, but then the fear of losing someone important to the team became the most important feeling. Nobody wanted to lose you. Not even Gina.

• For a week, everyone went out of their way to spoil you. You'd fight with them and say it was an important choice and that treats wouldn't help you choose, but that didn't stop them. Boyle cooked your favorite dishes, Terry praised and listened to you, Holt even smiled at you. And Jake, well, Jake became the most competitive person in the world. He was trying to make you realize that no other place would make you as happy as 99th.

• Rosa took you to Shaw's Bar thinking a heart to heart conversation would help, but Jake had other plans. He knew that bar held fond memories, and a little drink would make the nostalgia take root in your heart. He just didn't expect the two of you to end up drunk talking about everything you lived together.

• If without booze you were already competitive, imagine totally drunk. You walked around New York, as loud as possible, betting on everything. About who opened the door first, about what each person on the street would do next, about the result of the football game going on at the time, about which Taylor Swift album would be re-recorded first. And at some point, they decided to see who went the longest without blinking. Jake would blow in your face whenever his eyes stung, but you forced him to keep going until there was a fair winner.

• The drunkness had already destroyed any sense of self-preservation in Jake. All he saw was your constant smile, your cheeks burning, your eyes sparkling. Jake just saw you, without even listening to his conscience. He wasn't afraid, didn't thought he wasn't enough, that you may already had someone else on your heart. Jake didn't think, he just acted. Jake kissed you.

• And you kissed him back.

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mjbythebay · 7 days

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Rip Jake Peralta you would have loved the tortured poets department.

He's not dead he just would have loved it.

Totally would have stayed up all night analyzing the songs and yelling when the 2am version came out.

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