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definetelysaidatua · 5 months

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Bakugou: I miss Deku

Mina: well you still have us!

Bakugou: it’s not the same. There’s stuff I talk about with Deku that I can’t talk to you guys about

Kaminari: like what?

Bakugou: like the annoying shit that you do

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red-riot-unbreakable-heart · 1 month

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Izuku: Kacchan, if we were in a zombie apocalypse - who from Class 1A would you want on your survival squad?

Katsuki: Koda the animal guy. Icy Hot. Tape Arms.

Izuku: Why?

Katsuki: Koda can rally animals to fight the zombies, he can catch dinner, send messages on pigeons and crap like that. Icy Hot can freeze the zombie hoards in place before they even get close to us. And Tape Arms can build a shelter and make a bunch of traps to catch violent human gangs.

Izuku: *Impressed* Wow you've really thought this through!

Eijiro: *Looking devastated and hurt* What about me!? Why wouldn't you want me on your survival team??

Katsuki: You're TERRIFIED of zombies! When we watched that horror movie last week you cried.

Eijiro: It was scary! That's why I would need to be on your squad - so you could all protect me! I'M BABY!

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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year

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mina: what are your sexualities? kaminari: im bi! sero: oh same! kirishima: im pan! bakugo: tch. who gives a shit about all that? midoriya: *walks into room* midoriya [smiling]: hi guys! bakugo [blushing]: GAY.

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dogwaterdish · 6 months

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Kirishima: I told Kaminari to grab snacks for everyone.

Bakugou, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Kirishima, Kaminari, and Sero raise their hands*

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hellolonelytorment · 2 years

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Bakugo: So me and my friends--

Kirishima: Isn't the proper grammar, "my friends and I"?

Bakugo: No 'cause I'm self centered so I use, "me and my friends".

Kirishima:...

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thatonefatgumsimp · 1 year

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Denki in the bakusquad GC: *platonically kisses you on the lips*

Kiri: *platonically kisses you back*

Sero: that's gay lol

Bakugo: *platonically slaps you upside the head*

Mina and Jirou: 🍿🍵

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hatsumemayo · 2 years

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Kirishima: How's the sexiest person here~?

Bakugo: I don't know, how are they~?

Kirishima, flustered: I-

Denki, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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officiallyashley · 1 year

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Bakusquad Incorrect Quotes (ft. my oc)

NOTES: Enjoy!

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Mina: "you use humor to deflect your trauma."

Ash: "thanks."

Mina: "I never said that was a good thing."

Ash: "all I heard was that you think I'm funny."

{~~~}

Kaminari: "So who do we call to bail us out?"

Ash: "I would call Katsuki, but I feel safer in jail."

{~~~}

Katsuki: "ARE YOU—"

Ash, monotonously: "fucking."

Katsuki: "KIDDING ME?! YOU—"

Ash, once again monotonous: "fucking."

Katsuki: "IDIOT!"

Kirishima, confused: "what... what was that?"

Ash: "Alex banned Katsuki from swearing, so I decided to help him out a bit."

{~~~}

Ash: "isn't it amazing that I can feel so bad but still look so good at the same time?"

{~~~}

Ash: "I feel like doing something stupid."

Kaminari: "I'm stupid. Do me."

{~~~}

Sero: "querida, what are you doing up so late?"

Ash: "I'm making chocolate pudding."

Sero: "It's four in the morning. Why are you making chocolate pudding?"

Ash: "because I've lost control of my life."

{~~~}

Alex, in reference to a joke that was previously made: "who do we know that has handcuffs?"

Kirishima: "well, Ashley and I—"

Ashley: *nudges his arm without looking up from her phone.*

Kirishima, slightly stumbling on his words: "... w-wouldn't know..."

{~~~}

Ash, on the phone to Kaminari: “turn around.”

Ash: “no, the other way.”

Ash: “again, the other way.”

Ash: “no, not there. The other way!”

Kaminari: “OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHERE ARE YOU?!”

Ash: “I’m not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.”

{~~~}

Ash: “you’re a lying piece of shit.”

Katsuki: “oh yeah? Well, you’re the one who thinks that they can get away with everything.”

Mina: “I’m leaving and I’m taking Sero, Kiri, Jiro, and Kami with me.”

Jiro, picking up cards: “and that’s enough monopoly for tonight.”

{~~~}

Ash: “Katsuki isn’t answering the phone.”

Kirishima: “I’ll try!”

Ash: “I’ve called, like, six times, and he—”

Katsuki, picking up the phone: “Hello?”

Ash: 😑

{~~~}

Sero: “how was therapy?”

Ash: “I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many during the first therapy session, but here we are.”

{~~~}

Ash: “I wish I was a dinosaur.”

Jiro: “why? Is it because they’re big and scary?”

Ash: “no, it’s because they’re dead.”

Katsuki, from the kitchen: “TEDDY BEAR, WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THIS!”

{~~~}

Ash: “pick a card, any card.”

Mina: “okay!”

Ash, deadpanned: “Mina, love, that’s my credit card.”

Mina, shrugging her shoulders: “you said any card.”

{~~~}

Kaminari: “hey, are you two busy?”

Katsuki and Ash, in unison: “yes.”

Kaminari: “alright, cool. Listen to this.”

{~~~}

Kirishima: “you’re cute when you’re nice.”

Ash: “what am I when I’m not nice?”

Kirishima, absolutely no hesitation: “hot.”

{~~~}

Ash, reading her doujinshi while sitting crisscrossed on her bed: “ah, yes, a surprisingly peaceful and rare domestic moment. When will it be ruined?”

Sero and Kaminari, slamming open Ash’s dorm room door, in unison: “ASH!!”

Ash, closing her doujinshi: “There it is.”

{~~~}

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mha-quotes-and-such · 2 months

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Kaminari: I texted a stupid joke to Bakugou and I heard him audibly laughing from across the hall Kaminari: This is what cocaine must feel like

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definetelysaidatua · 3 months

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Mina: okay, who’s hotter, Bakugou—

Deku: Kacchan

Mina: uh I didn’t even say the other options

Deku: you didn’t have to

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red-riot-unbreakable-heart · 1 month

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*Bakusquad is gathered in the Dorm 1A Common Room one Friday night, playing truth or dare*

Mina: Okay, Bakugo! You're up next! Truth or dare!?

Katsuki: *Rolling his eyes* Truth. I'm not having you dumbasses make me do something ridiculous tonight.

Mina: Fine! Sero - you always have good ones, you ask him!

Hanta: *Devilish gleam in his eye*

Hanta: Alright Bakugo - tell us the truth: Are you sexually attracted to freckles?

Katsuki: *Eyes widen in panic* What?

Hanta: You know - freckles. Cute little freckles on someone's nose and cheeks - does that do it for you?

Katsuki:

Katsuki: *softly* yeah.

Bakusquad: *Absolutely rioting*

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fever-dreamer97 · 8 months

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Barista! Bakugo

Bakugo, putting whipped cream on a coffee:

Extra: Um, excuse me? I didn’t ask for whipped cream.

Bakugo: Oh, you didn’t ask for whipped cream?

Extra: Yes.

Bakugo: Did you say that at the register?

Extra: Yes, I did.

Bakugo: Okay, well then that means this isn’t your damn drink.

Extra: What did you just say-

Bakugo: I said that this isn’t your FU**ING drink. So if you could, kindly sit your ass down and I will call you when your drink is ready.

Extra:

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dogwaterdish · 1 year

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Bakugou: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Kirishima: What? No, I—

Kaminari: *enters room*

Bakugou: *jaw clenches*

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vyxensworld · 5 months

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*The Squad is on a hike*

Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here.

Todoroki: And quiet.

Kaminari: Too quiet.

Kirishima: Did we lose someone?

*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*

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writersmorgue · 6 months

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Rizzed up

Thanks anon!!

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drunk-cryptic-witch · 10 months

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Bakugo: So… you’re icyhot and Dabi’s cousin??

Shell: Yep

Bakugo: And you came all the way here, to UA, to become a hero, just to kick Dabi in the ankles really hard?

Shell: Mhm

Bakugo: Because he pulled your hair when you were five?

Shell: Yessir

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