“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face"
-sirius black
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i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying ;)
- Luke Castellan, at some point probably
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*Kevin and Holt talking about Jake*
Kevin *sighing* : Jake is not your son, Raymond.
Kevin *to Jake* : Come down from the chair and eat those cookies before they get cold.
Jake *to Kevin* : okay dad!
Kevin:
Kevin *to Holt* : As I was saying, our son needs some ground rules on calling us father during work.
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Boyle: Shh, here comes the Captain!
Jake: Quick, Amy, talk about boring nerd stuff!
Amy: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word 'nerd' derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.
Jake: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.
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Gina: I'm 50% icon, 70% fashion, and 80% talent.
Amy: That's 200%
Gina: That's right, I'm twice the woman you will ever be.
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Brooklyn Nine Nine (2003 - 2021)
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Rosa : Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Gina : I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Rosa : But you’re always acting stupid?
Gina : ...
Gina : Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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then I'm that one candy nobody likes :/
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what's your roman empire?
this:
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sirius black: it’s a shame I have no taste for politics, because i was born for it. I mean i have great hair and I love lying.
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<six of crows as b99 quotes3
kaz: *making a toast* to a sucessful heist
the crows: to a sucessful heist!
nina: to rihanna, because i love rihanna
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"And the bird that leaves soon after eating may shit on your shoulders. Be wary of the birds who fly after eating."
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Some more deep and heartfelt Astarion headcanons:
-All men are at least 30% attracted to Astarion
-When Astarion was born his mother cried because she knew she would never be better than him
-Astarion is the Paris of people
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Gina: Am I straight?
Rosa: I hope not.
Amy: Not since Rosa came along.
Jake: Definitely not.
Gina: ...I meant my parking.
Amy: Still no.
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Rosa (threatening a perp): you better not fucking do that again or I’ll make sure you can’t walk for days—
Gina: make sure I can’t walk for days…
Rosa: Are you saying you want me to fracture your legs?
Gina: damn you’re that good in bed?
Rosa: what?
Gina: noootthhiiinnnggg.
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