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softshuji · 1 year
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Just thought about Shuji and his height, how he deliberately does that doorway thing whenever you're talking with him because he likes to make you feel backed into a corner and hangs on the ledges and stuff flexing his arms around you, how he knows how deliberately distracting it is because he's just so big and tall and swallows the space in the entire doorway, looking down at you with that mischievous glint in his eye that always means he's up to no good.
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skymoonandstardust · 2 years
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JANE AS LADY THOR, VALKYRIE BEING THE QUEEN SHE IS, NAKED THOR, THE RIP LOKI HORNED HELMET TATTOO??!?? JUST--Thor: Love and Thunder!!!
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mr-malumm · 2 months
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Morning routine of local TV star
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turtleblogatlast · 3 months
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It’s a good thing that the boys had cute little button eyes when they were babies, because imagine if they had big ol eyes instead, like
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eddievedders · 9 months
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GOOD OMENS — Chapter 5: The Ball.
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spirk-trek · 28 days
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when your captain just defeated an alien entity with the power of friendship and everyone around you is laughing but you're vulcan :/
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keferon · 2 months
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Ah mmmm well
You know how in mermaid stories, the mermaid is typically the dumber one? I present to you the "and they were both scientists" plot.
Basically the concept is that mermechs and regular mechs can't talk to each other. But luckily even if they speak different languages they still use the same math~
I discovered a bunch of simpatico mer-fics. So. I wanted to do something with this concept too haha. If some physicist happens to read this - feel free to laugh at me. I know nothing about science👍
I don’t know if I’ll continue this thing. Should I. Idk. It’s midnight I might be going crazy lol. I made that cover anyway bc I love making covers hehe
[Next]->
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lylahammar · 2 months
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Falin isn't comfortable in these kinds of clothes but I'm a big fat Falin kinnie so I had to draw her in some of my outfits anyways ✌️😗
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lilybug-02 · 19 days
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Patience and responsibility....that's a promise....right?
Part 27 First || Previous || Next...
--Full Series--
An exorcism? In my family-friendly Deltarune? It's more likely than you may think. The backgrounds here were very interesting! Much more complex than how I usually do them (especially that computer).
Player POV:
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Feral energy.
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liones-s · 3 months
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sunlight in the reading room
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forecast0ctopus · 3 months
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star trek is so funny for finding reasons to fit au type situations into canon and giving everyone costumes
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triple-starsss · 23 days
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HE'S DOING IT!! HE'S DOING THE THING!!!!!
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egophiliac · 9 months
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wait, hold on, I love them
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emotionaldisaster909 · 3 months
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Hey!
HEY!
Have you seen this?????
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS????
THESE ARE
SCREENSHOTS
FROM AN ADVERTISEMENT VIDEO
FOR NOODLES
The noodle brand is “Man Xiao Bao” by the way
WITH OFFICIAL DONGHUA DUB
HELLO??????????
SOURCE: WEIBO, TWITTER
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cloudpalettes · 8 months
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something something self-restraint something
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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