when kafka said ‘you wouldn’t believe the kind of person I could become if you wanted it’ and when brontë said ‘if you ever looked at me with what I know is in you, I would be your slave’ and when Sartre said ‘if I’ve got to suffer it may as well be at your hands’
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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally
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Aren’t you tired of the space between us?
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Dick: As your favorite sibling-
Tim: That’s Helena.
Dick: She’s a cousin at best. As you’re favorite legally related sibling-
Tim: That’s Cass.
Dick: As your favorite Brother-
Tim: That’s Duke.
Dick: As your favorite OLDER brother-
Tim: That’s Jason.
Dick: I never tried to kill you.
Tim: In this life no-
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Taking the first steps of my not-so-slow but definitely steady descent into a new hyperfixation fandom
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“Nimona is still Nimona,” he says. “She could be a whale or a dragon or shark or a cat, and she’s still Nimona. Just as she could be a girl or a boy or a woman or a man or anything else. All of these other parts are all factions of her. None of them are the end-all be-all of who she is. So that is kind of how I think of my own gender now. There is still some of that monster girl that I still hold very close to my heart.”
ND Stevenson
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Angel: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Husk: Um...Neat.
*later*
Husk, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Vaggie. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Vaggie, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, man. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Charlie confessed her love for me?
Husk: Didn't you thank her?
Vaggie: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.
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Everybody around me has some kind of dreams, goals for the future.
When I look at the future, it's just an empty darkness.
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liking a girl will make you go feral and want to die btw
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Carmen Maria Machado, from "Meat Eater No. 5" [ID'd]
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I wonder if anyone ever fantasizes about having a life with me.
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YANDERE! CHEATER: So you don’t mind that I fucked my co-worker several times (most of which were on our bed)? And that I murdered many of your friends and family cause I didn’t want them telling you.
READER/DARLING: Of course not! I love you too much bb!!
YANDERE! CHEATER: Oh okay!
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READER/DARLING ONCE YAN IS AWAY, CASUALLY RUINING THEIR(CHEATER’S) ENTIRE LIFE FROM THE INSIDE-OUT WHILE COOKING THEM BREAKFAST: Holy shit they actually believed that.
[link to full fic/sequel to this]
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