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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months

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Pietro: where have you been?

Wanda and Y/N, their hair total messes, look to one another...

Wanda: nowhere

Y/N: out...uh...nowhere

Pietro: well which is it?

Wanda: out nowhere.

Pietro: sestra you haven't responded to Vis' date request

Y/N: I read her answer loud and clear-

Wanda ribs Y/N...

Wanda: I'm just not interested in Vis.

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obsessedwithfiction3695 · 8 months

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Professor X: My favourite X-Man is Quicksilver because his ability is quite literally running away from his problems

Quicksilver: Aww thanks

Magneto: Jealous you can't run away at all?

Professor X: Jealous I chose my husband's son over my husband?

Magneto: yes

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in-correctxmenquotes · 7 months

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Erik: if I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak.

Pietro: strong.

Wanda: weak.

Charles: A dumbass is what you are.

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rxmqnova · 6 months

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Pietro: Just what I was afraid of. You guys are still together.

Wanda: Well, of course we are together. That's what you do when you're dating.

Y/N: Yeah. When you're married is when you do things separately.

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scarlettflame19 · 2 years

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Y/n: No, no. He made fun of me for getting Capri-Suns, and then he DRANK 8 OF MY CAPRI-SUNS!!

Wanda: Y/n, your 17 and your arguing over Capri-Suns

Y/n: Wands, either you ground him or I fight him and there’s two options

Pietro: My fists are already up

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hakunawakanda · 10 months

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Erik: come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Peter: you were flirting with Charles.

Erik: so what? He’s my partner.

Peter: you asked him if he was single.

Erik:

Peter: and then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

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chaotictasha · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes#107

Pietro: What do you think Y/n will do for a distraction?

Peter: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock or something. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Peter: … or they could do that.

[✨Y/n being Y/n✨]

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lauriel816 · 1 year

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Erik: Charles made me care about stupid things.

Raven: Like what?

Erik: Family. Humanity. My well being.

Charles:*happily making cupcakes in the kitchen* Don’t forget Peter!

Erik: And *gags* Peter.

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marvelflame2010 · 2 years

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Steve: Hey everyone, happy Thanksgiving

Y/n: Shhhh

Steve confused: Um, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?

Y/n: No dad, we’re playing this new game I learned at school. Basically you have to name all of the states in 6 minutes

Steve: What, that’s insanely easy

Y/n: Yeah, it’s a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one or in some cases *looks at Pietro* 14

Pietro: It’s a stupid game and I wasn’t playing against anyone so technically I didn’t lose

Steve: Pietro, you forgot 14 states?

Pietro: Nobody cares about the Dakotas!

Steve: I just taught you the states yesterday

*The timer rings*

Y/n: Okay time’s up

Tony: I got 48

Y/n: Oh that’s not bad. Peter?

Peter: Yeah, I got tired of naming states so I decided to name the types of celery. And I have 1 type of celery

Tony: *confused and worried dad*

Y/n: Ok, Uncle Tony has 48 and Peter has the lead...in veggies. Wanda?

Wanda slams her notepad on the table: Say hello to the new champ of Y/n’s dumb states game.

Steve: Wow, how many you got?

Wanda smiling: 56

Steve: *fed up that now he has to teach Wanda and Pietro the states AGAIN*

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toodles-me-doodles · 2 years

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headcanonthings · 1 year

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Clint: I'm not a father figure

Bucky: What are you doing?

Clint, holding a knife over a sandwich: Pietro doesn't like the crusts

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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months

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Wanda approaches Y/N…

Wanda: you’re a robot created by Stark?

Y/N: yes.

Wanda: you single?

Pietro: sestra?!

Wanda: sorry! Y/N is just so attractive!

Y/N: if I could blush I would. Will you be the center of my world?

Wanda blushes…

Pietro: I can’t even.

Pietro runs out…

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devilgenics · 2 years

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(Y/N), tending to Peter's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Peter: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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in-correctxmenquotes · 9 months

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Peter: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Charles: Excuse me?

Peter: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved

Erik: Can we please go back to the part when you said 'when I get murdered'?????

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ask-magnetos-kids · 3 months

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Peter:"I think I broke the computer's spine"

Wanda: chokes on drink*Cough* "The what?"

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hakunawakanda · 9 months

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Erik: I bet 50 dollars that you won't be able to get Charles to say a bad word. I never succeeded.

Peter: deal.

[later in the day]

Peter: hey Charles, did you know that dad tried to kill an old man at the supermarket just because he took the last package of pasta?

Charles: Erik, you're a little sh*t sometimes.

Erik, shocked: what the-

Peter: haHA! Give me my money dadloser.

Erik:

Erik: my kid is a wizard.

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