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mbrainspaz · 17 days
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“Okay you nasty motherf***er, I’m trying to help you”
- said in a pleasant tone by the person doing customer service work in the cubicle behind me
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ceramicteapot · 1 year
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it's a tuesday morning and your heart sinks. everything it calls out for isn't there. but you still toast some bread. you still taste the mint in your toothpaste. you collect yourself back up and start a day you want to skip.
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oldfarmhouse · 17 days
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𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐓𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲...
𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬
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typhlonectes · 2 years
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mumblelard · 1 year
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while i was out walking they shut off the water to my building for some repairs and i smell like an entire mosh pit full of mumblelards
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citymouse601 · 1 year
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@countrymouse601 😘
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teamtano · 8 months
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The AHSOKA SERIES starts on Tuesdays at 6 PM Pacific Time on Disney+
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popfishjr · 1 year
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My entire life, right here, in this playlist.
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theuniversalscat · 1 year
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Tuesday 🤷‍♀️🤣
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wolfstarisswag · 8 months
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Heat of the moment playing on the radio giving major flashbacks (not as many as sam got though)
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heyyyypril · 9 months
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You cry and will never be the same again.
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fabiansociety · 1 month
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Demons Or Some Shit
It's been a real bullshit day for Carolyn, and being damned to hell was really just the capper. "This sucks," she tells the demon slowly flensing the skin off her lower leg.
"Tuesdays, amirite?" says the demon, who doesn't stop flensing.
"No, really, I hate this. I don't like any part of this."
"Yeah, well, that's just life in late stage capitalism, ain't it? Life's a bitch like that. Still—" the demon has the chipper nonemotive voice of a high quality voicemail system— "we struggle on the best we can. Other leg, please!"
Carolyn holds out her leg. "It's just—" she screams hoarsely as the knife slips skillfully but incredibly painfully between the skin and the muscle of her calf— "I had plans this morning, you know? I was going to go to the bank."
The demon pauses, looks sympathetically into her eyes for a second. "Oh, honey," it says, not unkindly, "we both know you were never going to go to the bank."
A story damned to remain Uncategorized | source: alexanderhammil.net
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oldfarmhouse · 4 months
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☕𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲
𝗁𝗍𝗍𝗉s://instagram.com/mg92672
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the-football-chick · 4 months
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mumblelard · 9 months
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getting ready to reset for her fourth upper deck wake the fugk up atomic drop or it's six-thirty somewhere breakfast is not going to scoop itself i can do this all day face
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