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venusaria · 3 months

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This update is my thirteenth reason

#tumblr #tumblr update #not found #update #tumblr on crack #tumblr is broken #tumblr on drugs #rambles

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sparkledfirecracker · 1 year

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Sometimes I regret scrolling through my dash. Here’s a little insight to what the experience is like

#lilo rambles #tumblr on crack #tumblr on fire #be nice #sometimes I’m so confused #that’s for the better

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pure-dumbass-tm · 2 years

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❝My whole life was just a joke My whole life was just a joke But I'm still not laughing Truth is, I think I said enough No lie, this shit is fake as fuck I've seen death in my nightmares since I was young I'm close to the edge, people tell me I should jump (go) Some things cannot be undone This the kind of shit that'll change you, son Somedays I wanna ask, "What for?" They've been laughing at me since the day I was born My whole life was just a joke My whole life was just a joke But I'm still not laughing I guess the truth is hard to swallowThere must be something in your throat Can someone say the reason? There must be something I'm not seeing Why'd you laugh Who could it be? Was it really me? (No) Yes, in fact, my dignity's intact While I listen to 'em laugh (haha) Fuck that, try to get it how I get it You could crack my neck with one snap The whole world was in on it Everybody started laughing The whole world was in on it Everybody started laughing Don't try too hard You're really fucking up When you get torn apart They really show no love When you try too hard Don't try to act like something Don't take yourself so seriously My whole life was just a joke My whole life was just a joke But I'm still not laughing I guess the truth is hard to swallow There must be something in your throat Can someone say the reason? here must be something I'm not seeing Why'd you laugh?❞

-Jokes On You -Oliver Tree

#relatable maybe #quoteoftheday #oliver tree #jokes on them #jokes on you #tumblr on crack #long quote

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gleafer · 2 months

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AO3 tags IN ACTION: Aziraphale has a vulva

#illustrator #illustration #digital artist #artist on tumblr #crowley #good omens #good omens art #aziraphale #gleafer art #good omens aziraphale #gaimanverse #crack comics #ao3 fanfic #ao3 stuff #ao3 tags #illustraton art

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vildo · 3 months

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gay people never flirt normally it's always gotta be shit like this

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bizarrelittlemew · 6 months

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ofmd x tumblr

#ofmd tumblr text posts #incorrect quotes #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd #ofmd gifs #tumblr screenshot #ofmd 2x4 #our flag means death #ofmd x tumblr #first and last are my favs ngl #ofmd crack

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carrythatwayt · 8 months

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He's been in love for somewhere between 82-13 billion years.

More Aziraphale: Babygirl / Smitten / Help him

#aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowly x aziraphale #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens text post #good omens meme #good omens crack #i had no tumblr for 4 days and this is what happened #ineffable spouses

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mirykka · 1 month

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venture overwatch !!

#overwatch #venture #venture overwatch #overwatch fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #fan art #digital drawing #myart/#eating rocks #yumyumyum #also yes finally some cracked teeth representation #i feel so seen #ow2 #ow2 fanart

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blakbonnet · 2 months

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#Boyfriends' Bar & Grill & Edibles dot inc

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dustydm58 · 1 year

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This is freaking me out, ok? Hehe

#tumblr #instagram #twitter #fyp #infinite loop #gay crack #tumblr on crack

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strawlessandbraless · 4 months

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l3viat8an · 2 months

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MC: the human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock….resting on the beach warmed by the sun...unaware of the trials and tribulations of human life.

Satan: Do you need to talk?

MC: I wish I was a croissant.