me: *doesn’t have a gf*
me: I love my gf
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X 10 lol
you little shit
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my IQ test results were negative
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people who willingly use semicolons are so sexy
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"The majority of sex offenders that hanker for some throbbing, sweet-moaning, physical but not necessarily coital relation with a girl-child, are innocuous, inadequate, passive, timid strangers who merely ask the community to allow them to pursue their practically harmless, so-called aberrant behavior, their little hot wet private acts of sexual deviation without the police and society cracking down upon them. We are not sex fiends! We do not rape as good soldiers do. We are unhappy, mild, dog-eyed gentlemen, sufficiently well integrated to control our urge in the presence of adults, but ready to give years and years of life for one chance to touch a nymphet. Emphatically, no killers are we. Poets never kill."
— Vladimir Nabokov, "Lolita" (1955)
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Sometimes it's necessary to conceal what you're if you want to be loved because most people fall in love with their own efforts to know about you, more than your facts.
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good morning to the losers who check tumblr like a newspaper each morning and yes by losers i mean me
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"No truth can cure the sadness we feel from losing a loved one. No truth, no sincerity, no strength, no kindness, can cure that sorrow. All we can do is see that sadness through to the end and learn something from it, but what we learn will be no help in facing the next sadness that comes to us without warning."
— Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood.
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pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills instead of being seen as behaviors
so now it’s like ‘the point of doing them is to get good at them’ and not ‘this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives’.
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Concept: it’s 3am. Candle lit room. A record is spinning. You’re kissing me. We have no worries in the world. We’re warm and content
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Too many believe it when they hear it.
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