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Blake: I'm not feeling so good lately. Perhaps I ought to exorcize more?

Luca: I'm pretty sure you mean exercise, but yeah, go for a run. Do some push-ups, whatever helps really

*the next day*

Blake: Give me another 20, now!

His inner demon, doing sit-ups: I don't like that game

#the games we used to play #TGWUTP #queer books #mm romance #historical romance #meme

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Heather: Is there anything you are afraid of?

Blake: I know no fear. One time, some bloke held a knife to me neck and I just laughed. I walked through infernos with a grin on my face. Death is only a small inconvenience for me.

*Later that same evening*

Luca: What are we?

Blake: *panics in commitment issue*

#the games we used to play #TGWUTP #Blake Grimshaw #Luca Callahan #meme #historical romance #gay pride #gay romance #queer books

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*Harry and Draco just finished... stuff*

Harry: Wow, that was amazing! Would, erm, like some mouthwash or anything?

Draco, getting up and wiping his mouth: Nah, it's alright. Besides, I like the taste of you *wink*

Harry, laughing: Okay, that's a little weird

Draco: Hey, you were the one who said he liked dirty talk

Harry: Yeah, during, you know, not after

Draco: Well, during, my mouth was occupied with another task

Harry: ...

Harry: Fair enough, point taken

#draco x harry #drarry #harry potter #harry x draco #draco lucius malfoy #drarry memes #harry james potter #harry/draco #draco/harry #incorrect drarry quotes

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Harry: *falls down the ladder while decorating the Christmas tree*

Draco: Please try not to kill yourself, darling

Harry: ....

Draco: ...

Draco: You know what? On second thought, mood

#draco x harry #drarry #harry potter #harry x draco #draco lucius malfoy #drarry memes #harry james potter #harry/draco #draco/harry #incorrect drarry quotes

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Sinful desires

How cruel of you, to give me hope

When you knew it were empty promises, you rose

One token of affection was all it took

Little did I know, there would be a crook

Do you enjoy to twist the knife?

First you took my heart and now my life

And if you must, tell me a million lies

As long as one day you teach me the English vice

In the embrace of the moonlight, I listen to your ballad

Wishing that one day you would toss my salad

Your pleasure shall be my only purpose

Without your reassuring touch I feel oh so worthless

To my name, I do not own a single dime

So let me suffer for your sins, as you absolve me of mine

If only you'd realize that we could start a legacy

But instead this love will once again end in tragedy

I crave thy sinful crimson kiss

To lie beneath you, my only bliss

Make me cry, make me scream, make me bleed, I shan't object

But do not avert your eyes from my love, and neglect

All that we could have, if only you would see

That from now until eternity, you belong to me

The bitter sweet marks of our nightly sins

Forever embedded in alabaster skin

When you tore me apart, I relished in the pain

But now you ignore me

Pretend not to know me

And I'm forced to see, all those letters were written in vain

#i wrote a poem for one of my classes #poetry #love poem #poems and poetry #poems on tumblr #petrarch #unrequited love

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A bunch of Slytherin girls: So Malfoy, which one of us will be the object of your attraction?

Draco: Oh dear, so many great options. How could I ever choose?

Harry: *enters the library* Hey, has anyone seen my potions book? I think I left it here

Draco: *pushing the girls out of his way* Hello, Savior!

#draco x harry #drarry #harry potter #harry x draco #draco lucius malfoy #drarry memes #harry james potter #harry/draco #draco/harry #incorrect drarry quotes

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Luca: What are you getting Caterina for the holidays?

Casimir: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your wife when she already got everything she could've ever wanted when she married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Blake: I'm getting Caterina a divorce lawyer.

#the games we used to play #TGWUTP #Blake Grimshaw #Luca Callahan #Blake/Luca #incorrect quotes #meme #mm romance #historical romance #gay

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#TGWUTP #romance #booklr #books #kindle unlimited #mm romance #enemies to lovers #second chance romance #fantasy #gay #historical romance

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Auror Potter: Do you know why I stopped you, Sir?

Draco, obviously drunk: Because I'm handsome as hell, and you just had to talk to me?

Harry: No, it's because you've been flying under the influence

Draco: *gasps* I am not

Harry: Fine, there is an easy way to find out. All you have to do is blow

Draco: I mean, if you insist, officer *smirks and goes down to his knees*

Harry: *flustered* The breathalyzer!

#draco x harry #drarry #harry potter #harry x draco #draco lucius malfoy #drarry memes #harry james potter #harry/draco #draco/harry #incorrect drarry quotes

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Draco: *sinks down on sofa, frustrated* fuck men!

Pansy: Figuratively or literally speaking?

Draco: Both!

Blaise: And let me guess, fuck Potter in particular

Draco: *sighs* figuratively and literally speaking

#draco x harry #drarry #harry potter #harry x draco #draco lucius malfoy #drarry memes #harry james potter #harry/draco #draco/harry #incorrect drarry quotes

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A while ago, I saw this TikTok about how death tastes like peanut butter, and someone made a joke about licking the grim reaper.

Today, I thought about the phrase "sweet release of death". We all know what it's supposed to mean, but, technically, you could find a different meaning.

All I'm saying is that the evidence points to someone getting on their knees for the reaper and that our man is sugar coating stuff.

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk

#grimm reaper #grim reaper #shower thoughts #weird ideas #technically correct #wtf #early morning thoughts #deathcore

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Harry: Hey, just wanted to check in on you. I know how stressful exam session can be on you, so how are you?

Draco: Oh, I'm fine, hanging in there, you know. It's just...

Harry: What's wrong?

Draco: Let's just say it's a good thing that I wasn't planning to rock a mini skirt this summer. *sips his 9th ice coffee with vodka of the day*

#draco x harry #drarry #harry potter #harry x draco #draco lucius malfoy #drarry memes #harry james potter #harry/draco #draco/harry #incorrect drarry quotes

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*Draco and Harry having a screaming match*

Harry: I hate you!

Draco: I hate you more!

Harry: I want to punch you in the face!

Draco: I want to pin you against a wall and throttle you!

Harry: I want to see you begging on your knees!

Ron, sobbing: I want to go home

#draco x harry #drarry #harry potter #harry x draco #draco lucius malfoy #drarry memes #harry james potter #harry/draco #draco/harry #incorrect drarry quotes

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Harry: "Are you mad at me?"

Molly: "Of course not, my dear."

Harry: "But I just declined a position as head auror and left England in order to move to France."

Molly: "We all have our flaws."

Harry: "I'm also gay and in love with a former death eater."

Molly: "Oh please, tell me something I don't know."

#draco x harry #drarry #harry potter #harry x draco #draco lucius malfoy #drarry memes #harry james potter #harry/draco #draco/harry #incorrect drarry quotes

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#books #booklr #tgwutp #The Games We Used To Play #author #writing #gay #queer #queer books

[author-david-jimenez]

hi!! is the art in your bio drawn by you?

have a nice day :)

Hello, no I can barely draw a stick man xD I found it on pintrest years ago.

Thanks, have a great day as well ^^

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Wolfstar raising Harry

Remus: Okay, Harry, what is this? *holds up banana*

Baby Harry: Fruit

Remus: Well, technically yes. How about this? *holds up apple*

Harry: Fruit

Remus: Again, you are technically right

Sirius: *enters the apartment* Hello, how are my favorite boys doing?

Harry: *points at Sirius* Fruit

Remus: *barley containing laughter* Most definitely right!

#harry potter #harry james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #wolfstar meme #draco x harry #drarry #harry x draco #draco lucius malfoy #drarry memes #harry/draco #draco/harry #incorrect drarry quotes