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batfamxreader · 2 months
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Yandere! Damian Headcanons
Sorry I haven't posted on this blog since like 2022 [LOL]
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Out of all the batboys, you chose him? Seek Therapy
He knows everything about you before you even knew who he [Damian] was
You were held hostage by one of the villains and helped save you
You both had spent an uncomfortable amount of time alone, as you were the last one to get out
As you head out, you turn to Robin and thank him
He's a little taken aback, because he wasn't very nice to you as he was saving you
In fact, he was rude and made it seem like this was a burden for him
He rubs his face, before telling you 'Whatever'
You're still grateful, even if thinking he was a little bit of an asshole
He kind of looks into you a little bit, just out of plain curiosity
It turns into a bit of an obsession
It was simple at first; He found out your name, your age, where you go to school, your parents names, where you live-
He finds out what your schedule and decided to kind of force his way into your life
It seems like a coincidence
You see him when walking home and are like 'Oh, is that the billionaire's son?' and then move on with your day, not thinking about it
He watches you at night from roof tops
If you go out at night, he follows you [To make sure you're safe]
You'll be surprised when you see him again, because you never expected you'd meet him one on one again
This time, he's [Robin] much nicer to you, which surprised you, because he's infamous for being a dick
He apologizes for his behavior previously
When you react pretty well to his anti-hero persona, he decides to finally approach you as Damian
He's aggressive and blunt, throwing you off, because you've never met Damian before
He pushes his way into your life
You're just so surprised, because he's rich and you're... well not. It's so strange, because you're totally different people
He knows everything about you and knows how to react to whatever you say/do in a way that would appeal to you
He's calculating and is planning every interaction and moment he shares with you
You better beware, because once he's in your life, he's never leaving
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batfamxreader · 5 months
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Happy 20th Birthday to Me <3
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batfamxreader · 1 year
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¿... Guess ...?
Guess who's birthday is tomorrow 👀
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batfamxreader · 1 year
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Batboys and Bruce in the batcar
Damian: Dad, who's your favorite Bruce: Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to son Tim: Parents can't have a favorite! Jason: Bruce definitely has a favorite and it's Y/n Damian: Well, minus Y/n, who's your favorite? Bruce: Y/n is not my favorite! I don't have a favorite Grayson: His phone background is Y/n and he doesn't even know or use a phone! Bruce: She did that. Besides, I don't know how to change it Tim: Oh, I can help you! Bruce: NO! Jason: I TOLD YOU! Bruce groans as Tim begins to cry Damian: Sooo...... Who's your favorite besides Y/n?
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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More stupid texts for y’all since I like making them and some of y’all enjoy them 😭🤚🏻
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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Here’s more. I’m sorry it’s bad
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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Should I make more.. idk I’m not good at these
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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Tim, ignoring Batsis: She's the only thing keeping me alive
Batsis, eyes widen: Oh my god, Tim please go to a therapist. Should I get Alfred to schedule you in an appointment????
Tim, without hesitation: No thank you
Tim: Why would I get therapy when I have this—
Tim: [pats Batsis on the head like a car dealer would pat the hood of a truck]
Batsis: for the love of fucking god, get help
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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Can I Hold Your Hand?
Summary: How the boys ask you to hold your hand [Affection]
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Dick Grayson
Dick will come up behind you and hold you, before smoothly grabbing your hand and swinging it back and forth
He doesn't think he should ask, because your relationship is already established [Whether it's platonic or romantic], so why can't he hold your hand?
You can hold HIS hand whenever you want, so why can't he do it with you
If you get visibly uncomfortable, he'll let your hand go and emotionally manipulate you because he wants to hold your hand so bad
Why don't you like it?
Just let him hold your hand
It's so much easier to just let him hold your hand
Besides, it's just hand holding
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Jason Todd
He and Damian have a hard time with emotions
Yeah, it's just a simple hand hold, but he sees it as so much more
If someone sees you guys holding hands, they'll probably think you're dating
Are you guys dating?
Do you like him?
God, he overthinks this whole thing
Why is he overthinking this!? It's just your hand!
You'll have to grab his hand first because he probably won't initiate it
His hand is so clammy and sweaty, and you think it's gross, but it's a Jason think, and you see he's clearly nervous [Which is not a usual thing for Jason]
He enjoys the feeling of your hand in his, intertwined, together, forever
Well, maybe not forever, but you know what he means
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Tim Drake
He'll look at your hand, practically sweating his ass off
What if you get mad at him?
What if his hands are clammy?
What if he squeezes your hand too tight?
Do you even want to hold HIS hand?
He'll have an internal crisis
"Tim, are you okay?"
He's brought back to reality and looks at your face for a good minute without saying anything before peeping out a "CaN i HoLD yOuR haNd?"
You giggle and grab his hand, causing him to blush a crimson red and nearly faint on the spot
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Damian Wayne
He doesn't want to admit he wants to hold your hand
Like you want to do some PDA in PUBLIC?
Hell no
He's the least likely to hold your hand
And if he does it won't be long
He's not very good at emotional stuff, but he tries to, he really does, but he can't
Doesn't help he was trained and raised by unemotional murders
You'll have to soften him up to affection
He'll never be 100% open with PDA, but he can get like 80%-90% at the highest
Though when he does end up holding your hand, he loves it
Oh god your hands are so soft and warm
He's touching you in a way ppl would get the hint, but it's not in your face
He won't interwind your hands unless you do it first, which he'll just make it tighter
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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Y/N: I... I have to get something off of my chest...
Tim: [squeezing his eyes shut and crossing his fingers] Please be your shirt, please be your shirt, please be your shirt!
Y/n: I'm the one who stole your food, not Jason
Tim: I KNEW IT!
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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Y/n: If Damian and I were drowning, who would you save? Richard: You two can’t swim? Damian: It’s a hypothetical question, Richard! Who would you save? Richard: My time and effort Y/n: Fuck You
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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Y/n: Are you sure this is the right direction? Damian Wayne: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! Dick Grayson: In that case, we're definitely lost Y/n: Haha *Highfives Dick* Nice Damian: NOT funny 😠
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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*Batboys trying to break into Bruce’s computer while he’s attending a charity event*
Tim: Try the word ‘Password’ Damian: Oh, come one. Dad’s not that dumb
*All giving knowing look*
Tim: *Types ‘Password’* Incorrect? Jason: Move out of the way. It can’t be that complicated- *Types random stuff before Password Clue pops up* Dick: Password Clue? Favorite child? *Puffs out chest* Well, boys. I think we all know it’s me *Types Dick Grayson*
*Incorrect Password*
Dick: INCORRECT??? Jason: Haha! *Types Jason Todd*
*Incorrect Password*
Tim: Well, I always knew this day was going to come *Whips a fake year, before putting his own name*
*Incorrect Password*
Damian: Of course it’s none of you guys! His favorite has to be his own flesh and blood!
*Incorrect Password*
Dick: Wait- so if it’s none of us... who is it? Jason: You don’t think- Tim: *Types Y/n Wayne*
Welcome Mr. Bruce Wayne
Tim: YES! We got in Damian: *Glares* You know what that means right? Tim: ....We can see dad’s private work? Dick: It MEANS Y/n is dads favorite Tim: Well he does have a big portrait of her in his office, so I’m surprised we didn’t guess her first Dick: He’s... actually got a good point
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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Summary: Damian is jealous of how much you admire Dick.
So what if Dick was the oldest? It’s not like he was a true, biological Wayne. You complained about how ‘hard’ Damian went on you, but Dick only goes easy on you cause you’re a girl. At least with Damian you know your skill and can improve.
Damian watched you spar with Dick, as per usual, going easy on you. He frowned as you hit Dick with his pole, not enough to hurt him, but he pretended it did. You stopped and frowned at Dick, causing him to stop sparring.
"What's wrong Y/n?"
"I wish you'd take me more seriously, Dick."
"I DO take you seriously."
You rolled your eyes, dropping the pole and heading out, "I need some fresh air."
Dick groaned, watching you leave, before he too decided to head out and get fresh air. Damian didn't understand. Well, he understood, but he always thought you were different than most girls.
Dick returned before you, though Damian could see the clear frustration on his older 'brother's face.
"Why does she have to be so complicated?" Dick asked, mainly for himself. It caused Damian to roll his eyes. There was plenty of things Damian wanted to say, but he kept his mouth shut, cause he knew he'd be pissy towards Dick. Damian turned around and left, hoping to find you.
He didn't find you outside, but he did see your lamp on, as it was the only brightened room in the dark night. He didn't knock, but just looked in your room, to see you at your desk, writing in your journal. He wondered what was in that journal.
"Hey, Damian, how do you spell 'malicious'?"
"M-a-l-i-c-i-o-u-s."
"Thanks." You closed the book and turned towards him. "You want to talk, lil bat?"
He shook his head, still just standing by your doorway.
"You can come in. I don't bite, promise," you smiled at him, as he continued to watch you with a blank look. No thought, no emotion. Well, at least to you it seemed. But you knew he was thinking and he was thinking hard.
"I think... I think I'm going to bed."
"Well good night little bat."
"Hey, Y/n."
"Yes?"
"Do you like Dick better than me?"
You chuckle, looking at him, "I could never like anyone better than you, little bird."
He just nodded and walked away, fist pumping when out of sight. Dick could suck- well a dick. Little did 'Little Bat' know that the devil himself was listening in, a heavy frown taking over his face.
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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Y/n: Hey! *Points to the sky* It's a fucking idiot Nightwing: I don't see anything? Jason: Dick, you can't be serious Nightwing: There's nothing- I get it.. I get it now.. I'm the fucking idiot
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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GUYS MY ACCOUNT WAS TERMINATED FOR A PERIOD OF TIME LOLOLOLOLOL I JUST GOT IT BACK
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batfamxreader · 2 years
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Joker: *Hits Girl Robin (Y/n) with a rock so hard she gets amnesia*
Y/n, waking up a few hours later with Joker over her: I don’t know what it is about you.... I just know I can trust you
Joker: Excuse me, what?
Damian, who’s tied up in a chair, calling for help on his communication device: You have to be kidding me
Inspo: Instagram
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