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There might be something wrong with me, because I've been laughing at my own meme for like ten minutes.

#fandom #fandoms #xmen #x men #marvel xmen #nightcrawler #kurt wagner #my funny button's broken

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And every one of them is a cutie patootie! 💙

Different versions of Kurt 💙

#marvel #x men #kurt wagner #nightcrawler

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Fucking excuse me? How the fuck have I, someone who has hyperfixated on X-Men and American Dad since middle school, never seen this before today?!

#xmen #marvel xmen #fandom #fandoms #iconic

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Okay, which one of you told Bigby about Twitter?

#fandom #fandoms #the wolf among us #twau #fables #why does this feel like a grandpa text?

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every time i see those posts like ‘what food from a show did YOU always wanna try’ i go lol none? but i just remembered im a liar

i always wanted the fucking soup brock made in the pokemon anime

#food #nerd food #nerd recipe

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I had a kid come into the library and ask if we have any Pokémon books. We got to chatting about our card collections and I told him I have over 700, many of which are older than he is. He asked if I was serious and when I said yes he just looked at me like this.

So glad to finally achieve "Elder Gamer" status.

#pokemon #pokémon #pokémon tcg #pokémon trading card game #elder gamer #baby gamers #i am a shepherd and the baby gamers are my sheep

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Dropping religion-laced truth bombs as per usual.

Endless X-Men 97

#xmen #nightcrawler #kurt wagner #gambit #remy lebeau #xmen97 #rogue #anna marie #i really have to watch this

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A man of impeccable taste.

Saw a picture of Logan with a Garfield backpack, was overcome by the urge to draw it

#xmen #x-men #wolverine

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So I work at a library and I have two very specific criteria for kids books about wolves. The first one is, "Is the wolf a good guy or a bad guy?" If the answer is bad, I keep them shelved. The second one is, "How would Bigby Wolf react to the good wolf?" The more likely it is it would make the old bastard weep tears of joy, the more likely I am to put it on display.

#fandom #fandoms #the wolf among us #twau #gaming #comics #fables #bigby wolf #just cause you're a bad guy doesn't mean you're a BAD guy

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Argonian Gang, where you at? 💚

don't talk to me or my argonian friends in skyrim (2011) ever again

#skyrim #shitpost

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To be fair, Nightcrawler is the horniest X-Man.

fuck all of you guys. im posting nick robles horny nightcrawler art.

#nightcrawler #kurt wagner #x men #I'm asexual but i'll make an exception

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Friend: So, did your mom like Hellboy?

Me: Yeah, she loved it! She thought the Samael gluttony hellhound thing reminded her of Garrus (our dog) and she's been calling him Chunk Face ever since.

Friend: The demon reminds her of your dog...?

Me: Well, yeah, Gary would do anything for food and he looks like this. *shows pic below*

(Gary was just yawning, but God damn, that's scary.)

#fandom #fandoms #hellboy #hellboy 2004 #comics #movies #our little chunk face ❤️

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My mom and me: *watching Hellboy (2004)*

My mom: Abe kind of reminds me of that guy you like.

Me: You're gonna have to be more specific.

My mom: You know, your favorite guy in those movies! Circus boy?

Me: Oh yeah, I can see a little Nightcrawler in him.

#fandom #fandoms #hellboy #xmen #abe sapien #Nightcrawler #my mom is the best #circus boy though #bruh 💀

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Hold onto your butts!

#mass effect #mass effect 2 #mass effect trilogy

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So, I've been working on a Bowser cosplay for a few months now and it's very nearly finished (just have to stud the jacket).

1. My very first attempt at the body paint. The application is easy, but I still need to get the symmetry down.

2. Just showing off the tooth, since it's hard to see with my normal face.

3. POV: You're my mom and you walked in on me mid transformation.

#cosplay #cosplaying #bowser #bowser cosplay #super mario bros #mario bros #why wear contacts when you can just not show your eyes? #also wigs and fat heads don't mix

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Random kid I overheard: Why would I get (game) on the Switch when I have it on XBox?

Me, who's bought Skyrim six times for five consoles:

#skyrim #elder scrolls #elder scrolls v #gamer #get on my level #those are rookie numbers

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How is EVERY incarnation of Nightcrawler so hot?!

Me every time I rewatch Wolverine And The X-Men:

#wolverine and the x men #marvel #xmen #nightcrawler #that's my man