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every day i pray that the ao3 author who stopped writing that fic in 2014 comes back to us with a crazy story like 'sorry i've been in prison and had a marriage of convenience but here's the next chapter hope you guys enjoy 😘😘'

#ao3 #pls bro your stories are like parables to me #marauders #harry potter #aftg #atla #jjk

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no babe don't write a dystopian dorlene slowburn enemies to lovers fanfiction inspired by how to train your dragon you're so sexy :(

#i have so many ideas #but i can never get them out of my brain #if anyone has any tips on how to write fanfiction lmk #marauders #marauders era #httyd au #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #dorlene #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #regulus black #evan rosier #pandora lovegood #barty crouch jr #wolfstar #jegulus

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where are my daughters of cain marauders fans at bc i feel like if evan was a song lyric he'd be "pretty boy / natural bloodstained blond / with the holes in his sneakers / and his eyes all over me" from dust bowl demo

#and barty is family tree #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #marauders #marauders era #royal court #ethel cain #rosekiller

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rippin cigs thinkin about remus lupin.. no one understands him like i do.. pissed off man

#remus lupin #marauders #marauders era #mwpp #james potter #sirius black #regulus black #dead gay wizards

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The click of claws on a roof, dust falls down. The alpha wolf is coming, he’s here and he’s near.

Dust swirls, shining gold under the dim candle light. Something else shines, it shines amber in the window, standing out starkly against the inky sky.

Amber eyes. He’s watching you.

grrrrrr..

WHO IS POSTING ABO FANFIC TO MY INBOX. NO HATE YOU ARE JUST VERY CREATIVE AND OMINOUS

#asks

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sirius would be the type of guy to play dumb tbh like imagine he's sniffling and it's driving remus insane and just

remus: *holds out a box of tissues, fed up* blow.

sirius: *getting down on his knees* say no more, king

remus: THE TISSUES, SIRIUS, THE TISSUES-

#i'm back #with dysfunctional wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #marauders #marauders era #mwpp #wolfstar

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remus is a “you are the knife i turn inside myself” kind of guy and sirius is a “the relief of giving into destruction” kind of guy

#franz kafka #marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #mwpp #dead gay wizards

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Remus lupin my one and only forever and always

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Another batch of sunseeker doodles ☀️⭐️

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marlene mckinnon hcs bc she's cool

can throw a MEAN punch

loves animals & care of magical creatures

her family was never very wealthy, but she makes sure to buy her friends a little present every christmas

she had a major crush on alice in 3rd year and cried after she got with frank

she's clumsy asf all the time, except when she's on a broom. she's always very brutal and precise on the quidditch pitch

LOVES muggle music - she & remus bond over their insufferable superiority complexes with music

butch lesbian <3

#she is so me #marlene mckinnon #valkyries #marauders #marauders era #marauders hc #mwpp

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got the ick from barty crouch junior so i’m putting all rosekiller fanfic on a hold until his presence is acceptable to me again

#he’s absolutely vile in tcoptp #but give it a week and i’ll be back on my bullshit #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #rosekiller #marauders #marauders era #royal court #regulus black #evan rosier

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marlene: what's the word for when hands are bisexual?

dorcas: you mean ambidextrous?

marlene: i'm in love with you

#dorlene #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #dorcas x marlene #marauders #valkyries #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards #dead gay witches

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anyway this the real regulus fc

#fuck timothee

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no thoughts only harry raised by punk rock wolfstar dads

#sirius would fuel harry’s beef with slytherin #let him cook #marauders #marauders era #golden trio era #marauders hc #harry potter #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #mwpp #dead gay wizards

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james would be the most emotional drunk he’d tell everyone he loved them in the strangest and most long-winded way possible (and then start crying)

#drunk posting #i love james potter #james potter #marauders #marauders era #marauders hc #mwpp #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #dead gay wizards

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hc that marlene had her first time with hestia jones and they fucked in the charms classroom to ‘you sexy thing’ by hot chocolate

#marstia #they had an xmas fling #marlene mckinnon #hestia jones #marauders #marauders era #marauders hc #valkyries #mwpp