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After a good... I'm gonna say 6 ish years on this app, I'm deciding to delete the app but not deactivate my account(s). However, I won't be as active on Tumblr anymore but maybe once or twice a year I'll log back in on a laptop to see if anything new happened.

I started this astrology account in either 9th or 10th grade and now I'm a sophomore in college. It's been quite a ride and I don't regret any of it. This was my most popular Tumblr account and I'm happy some of my posts got a good amount of attention (not to sound like a narcissist, sorry). I know I wanted to make more "signs as things ive said" posts but I guess it isn't happening. I'll say some of that weird stuff on my Twitter, don't worry. I'm not into astrology as much as I used to be but I still like it from time to time. I don't hate Tumblr but I'm just too preoccupied with other apps and life in general to keep this app on my phone when I can free up space by deleting it. My other 3 accounts on Tumblr won't be as active anymore, just like this one. That being said, I have other accounts on other sites if you want to check out my stuff or follow me:

Twitter: @.shtpostcntral69 no period (Worm on a String Thoughts is the username) ((I lowkey wanna be like that Thoughts of Dog account but less wholesome and more chaotic and weird))

Tik Tok: @.shutthefckup69 no period (I make art and horse mask vids and dumb stuff with a phone that has a crappy android camera)

Etsy: SpicyMemeShop (I make Baby Thanos earrings and earrings out of other random things but I plan on making more stuff, maybe even worm on a string type stuff)

Instagram: amzarj_18 (I barely post on here so only follow if you feel you absolutely need to I guess lol)

If you need to find or contact me then use these I guess but idk why you'd have to. I'm more or less copy and pasting this same text post to my other accounts. It's been fun, peace out Tumblr homies.

#tumblr #non astro #mine #goodbye tumblr #worm on a string #tik tok #instagram #etsy shop #etsy #twitter #thoughts of dog #astrology #peace out homies

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The Signs as Things that I Have Said in the Past Part 39

Aries: Bussy crunchy

Taurus: I will eat Mike Pence and save the gays all before you figure out how to peel your fucking kiwi

Gemini: This isn't enough, time to break out the White House

Cancer: I will forgive dabbing Ludwig only because his hair is cool

Leo: Hey there, pile of sluts

Virgo: I actually hate talking, I'd much rather hold up a number from 1-10 to rate what other people say to me

Libra: Not today, wheat thins from Hell!

Scorpio: It's not easy to disrupt my sleep, all you need is the right attitude

Sagittarius: My memes advance further into your subconscious than previously thought

Capricorn: My immune system is Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson

Aquarius: Thicc fucking book thinks it can steal MY wife? Bitch.

Pisces: Kung fu chicken man

#astrology #zodiac #mine #tsa #the signs as #part 39 #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces

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The Signs from my personal experiences of how I knew them in grade school (this is just a salty rant so deal with it)

Aries: Their stereotype matches close (-ish) to the Aries that I knew. They weren't exactly aggressive, but they were manipulative, controlling, and self pitying so sorry. It wasn't super obvious at first, but it would show through once you talked to them. They really wanted to be the main character in the group.

Taurus: 50/50 chance of being reliable from what I can remember, but they were kinda chill so eh. Most of them were friendly but wouldn't hesitate to talk shit about people behind their backs if they were pissed off enough. They were all pretty funny though so 👌.

Gemini: Well... they had good handwriting! They also tended to be shorter than most of their other classmates. However, I didn't have good experiences with most of them, the only one I genuinely like right now is my college roommate. The Geminis I knew from high school had no problem cutting off friendships, messing with other friendships/relationships, and lying so oops.

Cancer: Actually pretty evil, to everyone's surprise. Not exactly emotional but they could get a lot of people on their side if they wanted due to charisma. I had a hard time trusting them. Despite this, they really liked pop punk bands so I was able to vibe with that.

Leo: There weren't many Leos at my school but the few that I knew were funny and talkative. They were a bit boastful though and would never shut up about their outside lives (especially their jobs). They tended to be the people to show up 2 hours after school started with a starbucks drink.

Virgo: They were a lot like their stereotype in most ways. They were focused and organized. Think colorful school supplies and sparkly pencils and pens. However, they (especially the guys) had a bit of a resting bitch face and THEY WERE SO CLIQUE-Y about their friend group. They were usually considered the "popular ones" along with Libra, probably because they were older than most of our grade. For the most part the ones that I knew were assholes, and unfortunately I went to school with a lot of them (and Libras).

Libra: Probably the spawns of Satan if you wanted my honest opinion. Well, the ones that hung out with the Virgos, anyway. They were the ones doing most of the talking in class, if not more than the Aquarius people. They were social butterflies, just like their stereotype. They acted as if they were better than everyone else. They kissed up to the teachers a lot and it usually worked. Not all the Libras were bad, and I found maybe 2 that were nice.

Scorpio: There weren't many Scorpios in my grade, so there's not much to say. They were normal for the most part and could fit into any friend group. HOWEVER, they gave off that "I hate everyone" vibe so it was hard to tell if they actually liked you or not. They were the ones that would barely respond in a group chat and would leave you on read.

Sagittarius: There may have been only like 4 of them in my grade but I still got shit on them. I normally like Sagittarius characteristics a lot, but the ones at my school kinda sucked. They made friends early in life and generally stuck with them for a long time, but they were still friendly with everyone else. They were protective of their friends. With the girls in particular, they seemed to be "best friends" with a new group of people every year. They asked for stuff like food, money, or hw answers a lot. They claimed to not take sides but totally did.

Capricorn: They were about 50/50. They guys tended to be a bit fuckboy -ish and tried to hide their racism (they failed). I remember the girls being a bit too blunt with everyone. Okay, WAY too blunt. Or just sometimes outright mean. They really almost never gave their opinions or, like Sagittarius, supposedly never took sides to issues, but it was obvious that they did at times.

Aquarius: They were either just like their stereotype or they acted like the Virgos and Libras that I described earlier. I never found an in between spot. They all tried to stand out in their own way and usually succeeded at that. It was a roll of the dice when talking to some of them because depending who was around, they would either be nice or just an ass.

Pisces: The ones that were born in February tended to be the badass troublemakers of the school, while the ones born in March hung with the Virgos and Libras from earlier. They didn't tell the truth a lot, even to their friends, and they really only hung out with people for some sort of protection. It was easy to pick them out by what they were wearing and how they styled their hair.

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IF ONLY [SIGN] were left on earth....

What would happen to our beloved planet?

Aries: the would be trying to organize their own kingdom where they are supreme leader. Their secret childhood dream of world domination is finally starting to take place but they are missing one thing: a loyal following. Most of the other Aries people dont want to follow each other and then things turn into a game of factions.

Taurus: are actually trying to bring civilized life back for the most part. The key word is 'trying'. They don't work too well with others and a lot of their time is wasted by trying to argue about whose idea is best

Gemini: they're trying to take over other inhabited buildings in hopes of being supreme leader of their small ass town. They read every YA dystopia novel to understand how to survive (they're alive, but they aren't leader. Yet.)

Cancer: is hiding their valuables and prized possessions so people wont steal them and they go to try and find others to form a bit of a gang

Leo: they are taking the time to raid literally every store. Their plan? Living in a Walmart and claiming it as their "mansion". However, they are one of the best at rationing out stuff in a way so that everyone gets food and a good place to live in

Virgo: takes 10 minutes to freak out, but then try to sustain their own life. Sure they interact with others but most of them are ignoring each other as they attempt to understand how to bring their own lives back into what they were once comfortable with

Libra: is taking things in a similar direction as Taurus but they're more likely to work with others because they can't go 5 seconds without being lonely oops did I say that?

Scorpio: nobody leaves their house unless there's an emergency, so the streets are pretty quiet. Sooner or later, though, they realize they need to come together in order to sustain their new lives. They begin to form groups and eventually start migrating to bigger or more wealthy areas.

Sagittarius: Graffiti EVERYWHERE plus they all eventually rally and storm Area 51 and Fort Knox. What did they find? I don't know, im not a Sagittarius, so go ask one. They're sort of nomadic and move when resources run out

Capricorns: are just thankful that they can sleep in but then they start to worry someone might break into their house so they build defenses to prevent that. Sooner or later their house becomes almost impenetrable

Aquarius: they are either making their shelter in a Barnes and Noble or a McDonald's and they have a war room where all they do is pretend to take over the world. They don't actually carry out their plans, but isn't it fun to imagine being a kid again?

Pisces: same as Sag but the graffiti is cool art designs instead of penises and bad puns, and instead of storming into secret buildings they try to come together in an attempt to create a perfect utopia

#astrology #zodiac #mine #apocalypse #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces

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The Signs as Superheroes

It seems like ARIES has actual superpowers. No. They're just crazy like that.

TAURUS, VIRGO, AND CAPRICORN will probably team up Avengers style without fighting in airports or turning to dust :) ... but it's mostly because they can coordinate things super well

GEMINI puts more of their time into making a cool superhero name for themselves than actually fighting bad people. Either way they win pretty much every fight because it's (almost) impossible to outsmart them

CANCER and PISCES team up to kick names and take ass

LEO is a bit of a robin hood type due to their generous nature. They work best with helping the youth and homeless people with whatever they need, and making sure people get fed. Schools like them so much that LEO comes in and talks to students about doing good deeds and being kind.

LIBRA is the hero who works in the public eye but has a secret identity as a crime fighter

SCORPIO is most likely to be the one to wear a mask except half the time it hinders their abilities

SAGITTARIUS is a bit of an anti-hero but mostly cuz they like Deadpool

AQUARIUS tries subtly hinting to people that they're a superhero but gets pissed when nobody catches on. They have a sick ass base, not because of the cool tech, but because of the bowling alley and arcade

#astrology #zodiac #mine #tsa #superheroes #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces

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The Signs as Things that I have Said in the Past Part 38

Aries: I sometimes remind myself of a really dumb tiger. Like, you think I'm scary and then I just turn out to be pathetic yet cuddly

Taurus: I put a lot of strength into not becoming a total slut for Kylo Ren but not enough strength into being a total slut for Jyn Erso and that's just fact

Gemini: My moral compass is a fidget spinner

Cancer: There's this one annoying thing in my life that wont go away and it's called my heartbeat

Leo: I will delete your toenails

Virgo: I am a top when it comes to killing spiders and that's it

Libra: Everyone likes putting socks on one foot more than the other, prove me wrong

Scorpio: My descent into madness is usually stopped by that painting I made of Squidward dabbing

Sagittarius: Stick peepee in butt, it makes anti-matter baby

Capricorn: The number representing the size of your penis may be big but that doesnt take away from the fact that you measure your penis in millimeters

Aquarius: You aren't genetically superior until you know how to spell broccoli without looking it up

Pisces: There has never been a coherent, tangible thought in my head. Ever. Everything in my head is based off fleeting concepts that take the shape of objects, places, ideas, and emotions. Me? Thinking? Give me a break.

#astrology #zodiac #mine #tsa #part 38 #funny #things ive said #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces

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Signs in quarantine by Felicia Chiao

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mine is so accurate im screaminggg

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Aquarius sun/Capricorn moon/Scorpio rising

1.) Openness: 80%

2.) Conscientiousness: 76.76%

3.) Extraversion: 53.33%

4.) Agreeableness: 60%

5.)Neuroticism: 86.67%

list your dominant personality traits

https://lonerwolf.com/big-5-personality-test/

🌟put your sun, moon, rising and results in order 🌟

mine: cancer sun/capricorn moon/virgo rising

Openness - 86.67% 

Conscientiousness - 76.67%

Extraversion - 56.67%

Neuroticism - 50%

Agreeableness - 30%

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☽ moon culture ☽

moon in aries:

simple

bluntly honest

emotionally direct

single-minded when involved in their latest enthusiasm

not liking to be bothered (least of all by “emotional” distractions or someone else’s “personal needs”).

loses interest when the source of excitement is no longer new

very action-oriented

pushy

they react impatiently, even when they are not nearly so annoyed or irritated as others may assume from their explosive behaviour

doesn’t hold grudges

needs new challenges throughout their lives

fearless

SHITTY listeners

obsessively self-interested

jumps to conclusions

they need to feel that they are not influenced by others, and therefore they appear not to be listening to others’ advice or observations….

yet, months later, they may inadvertently reveal that they heard it very well and even reflected on it and accepted it later

easily bored

restless

COMPETITIVE

doesn’t hold grudges

extremely self-sufficient; they prefer independence and the freedom to act without restriction

rarely seeks any kind of input from others

moon in taurus:

steady emotions

has little self-doubt

not easily perturbed, even by powerful attacks or shocking events that would strongly affect others

amazingly resilient

remarkably poised in facing life’s demands and unpredictability is remarkable

has a steadying influence on others

reliable

seems to be always late, but really they move only when they are good and ready and insist on their own pace in everything they do in life

inner contentment

resistant to change

attuned to the rhythms of nature and the earth, and this gives them their renowned physicality and sensuality

they accept others with few demands

takes life as it comes

pleased with life in general and rather pleased with themselves

smug

conceited

self-indulgent

lazy

doesn’t readily reveal their feelings

GREAT listeners

appropriately responsive and solidly supportive, but not gushingly effusive

hey really prefer not to allow anything to quickly affect them.

crafty

good, albeit rather corny, sense of humour

stubborn

persistent

sometimes impervious to what’s going on beneath the surface of things

not willing to accept others’ moods

doesn’t believe in spontaneity

can be quite boring

moon in gemini:

reacts quickly to input and to other people

adapts quickly to changes

often has intriguing perceptions

motivated by endless curiosity

constantly needs a variety of mental stimuli to keep them feeling alive and developing

they never seem to know who they are for very long

emotions are a rather foreign territory for them, and they need to verbalize their emotions in order to feel connected with them

illogical

has a fluctuating nature

talks ENDLESSLY

glib

flirtatious

likes to continually experiment with their feelings, first expressing one thing and then another

the MOST averse to commitment

there is a pitiful lack of touch with the subconscious, and although there is endless logical analysis of motives and rational examination, there is no change

mentally disconnected; one part of the mind does not know what the other part is doing or thinking.

spreads themselves too thin

witty

amazingly skilled in a vast number of areas

can communicate in a lively way with a diverse array of people

defensive about their intelligence

cleverness pleases them better than profundity

funny > fair

exciting

provocative

chronically unhappy because they often find it difficult to really believe in anything.

suffers from a confused self-image—and thus sometimes also an unclear sexual identity

cultivates a highly energy-charged atmosphere

always on the go, doing something, giving somebody a hand

versatile

interested in many different kinds of people and activities

charming

evasive

light-hearted

hollow

fickle

moon in cancer:

tends to get fixated on what they’re feeling, sometimes to the point that their feelings become a major issue in which everyone around them has to participate

reacts with great sensitivity to all types of experiences

subjective

INSECURE

self-protective

selfish

DEFENSIVE

can be superbly attuned to others’ feelings and emotional needs

needs to feel secure, in fact, they feel most secure when engaged in protecting and nurturing others

protective of their loved ones and themselves

are easily hurt by even small insensitivities on the part of others or by what seem to them to be personal slights

hides when the going gets tough

needs complete personal privacy

their extreme sensitivity can cause problems with others who may view the strong reactions to small things as hypersensitivity

always have to walk on eggshells around them

they feel comfortable mainly with those who are familiar to them

needs domesticity, closeness, dependency, and simplicity of lifestyle

clannish

CLINGY

doesn’t really like change

traditional

quite sentimental and moody

very loyal and supportive of old friends and relatives

acts infantile, whining and manipulating others by letting everyone know how bad they feel or how badly they have suffered

lays ‘guilt trips’ on others (and on themselves) like no one else

impressionable and easily influenced

the men have a good understanding of women and also closeness to their mother

the women tend to be misunderstood and hurt quite easily

possessive

CREATIVE

has the best motherly instinct of all the moon signs

moon in leo:

warm

generous

can be charming

often enthusiastic and/or humorous.

CHILDISH

shallow yet still has personal integrity

prone to flattery

proud

pushy and domineering, mainly due to their enthusiasm

needs recognition and demonstrative affection, and their pride is often hurt if such attention isn’t given in sufficient and public ways

they are often shallow and prone to flattery, and yet they have considerable personal integrity, which is not usually compromised.

needs to live up to a big and rather dramatized image of themselves

show-offs

self-absorbed

emotionally MELODRAMATIC AS F

they can be loyal, sometimes blindly and foolishly so

generous (but they do not mind if others notice their benevolence)

shortsighted and self-unaware

exhibits obnoxious, grandiose behavior

sell themselves short and wind up worldly failures in comparison to what they had the ability to do

their huge pride prevents them from ever listening to (or asking for) honest feedback about themselves.

secretly fear that they are not quite up to their self-image

second only to libra moons, they are known for being easily triggered and insulted

fragile ego to criticism, no matter how well-intentioned.

encouraging to others that can be extremely supportive and strengthening in a crisis.

needs to be admired

winds up resenting others for not noticing all that they have given

like to be on top of things

can be easily appealed to through the ego

performers

moon in virgo:

needs a sense of order in their own minds and in the environment to feel comfortable and secure

obsessed with neatness and cleanliness

feels more secure by improving their environment, or—what is not always appreciated—in other people

busybodies

likes to to control others because they can’t control their own lives

critiques others to cover up their own insecurities and inadequacies

being helpful makes them feel better about themselves

excessively self-conscious

feelings are firmly restrained and glimpsed rather than seen

inhibited

prudish

PETTY

habitually anxious and nervous types with a tendency to worry

work provides an escape from their unpleasant emotions or depressing feelings of guilt or worthlessness

love all kinds of boring work—even housework

doubtful

skeptical

hypochondriacs

talented when it comes to detailed work is without equal

morally indecisive

moon in libra:

they weigh everything in their minds before reacting to any experience

indecisive

takes personal relationships seriously

prides themselves on fairness and being able to see the other person’s point of view

will bend over backward to please the other person—often even ignoring their own interests

needs to be liked, to the point that it can undermine their highly valued objectivity

superficial

usually nice

placating and insincere

easily loses themselves in the other’s energy field and become confused about where they end and the other begins

can be unpleasant cases who make it a point to be especially irritating and aggressive, as if to intentionally show you that they don’t care what you think

there is an inability to relate deeply and authentically

needs to share of ideas and idealism in life, and without that dynamic interchange and companionship, they do not feel secure or fulfilled

needs personal intimacy as much as they deep down have a profound fear of it

completely self-centered

insensitive to others, and very exclusive in their views of other people and in their social lifestyle.

extremely opinionated

often seems to lack intellectual confidence and thus retreats into a safe opinion that does not have to be questioned or shared

when truly balanced, they can handle many sides of any issue or concept with impartiality,

they rarely go overboard on one aspect of their lives

likes to balance out work and recreation, social time and solitude time, time away from home and time at home, sedentary activity and walking or biking, etc

moon in scorpio:

reacts intensely to experiences

usually struggles with how to hide or express their powerful feelings

they like to think that they are successfully hiding their emotions from others, but in reality, in many cases the watery energy is bursting out in ways that are quite obvious to others

tends to brooded over experiences privately

often harbors resentment or vengefulness toward others

needs intense and deep emotional involvement

are emotional extremists

POSSESSIVE

fears being overwhelmed by powerful feelings and “taboo” areas of experience, while being simultaneously strongly attracted to them

usually good in a crisis

can be self-controlled and strongly decisive

often unconsciously creates a crisis to create drama (which they secretly love) which make their lives more intense if there is none readily at hand

can be guided by inner convictions and intuitions that often prove extraordinarily accurate, which gives them inner confidence

a lot reach their potential by increasingly allowing their “gut feelings” to guide them

usually has a passionate sense of purpose or mission in life

mysterious

charismatic

petty

has a rather unconscious, sometimes desperate craving for security, which shows in their life and personality

needs to penetrate deeply into life and experience

they need to feel in control so badly that they fail to see what’s really going on

they like to strike out, cruelly, to let you know how badly you’ve hurt their feelings

can be very immature

they’re so interested in hiding their reactions from others, that they also learn to hide their reactions from themselves, which is quite unfortunate

exhibits patterns of emotional withholding

automatically suspicious and paranoid

unrevealing

secretive

calculating

shows a lot envious behaviour (particularly the females) and can become obsessed with the target of their envy

likes to infiltrate the target of their obsession interest’s life thoroughly, and is not above copying this person’s interests in order to get into their environment and private life

CAN DEFINITELY BENEFIT FROM PSYCHOTHERAPY

moon in sagittarius:

tolerant

broad-minded

buoyant attitude toward life

naturally idealistic

instinctively reacts with a philosophical attitude toward any setback, knowing that the future (not the past!) is what matters

most comfortable when exploring ideas, ideals, or outdoor places

loves a sense of freedom without limits; particularly mental freedom

the distant horizon is more appealing than the here and now

always sees the glass as half-full, not half-empty

FUNNY AS FUCK

says yes to every opportunity

promises far more than they can ever deliver

needs to be all things to all people

generous

has a larger-than-life sense of reality and self-image

oblivious to the realities right in front of them that are obvious to everyone else, so focused are they on the distant goal

likes to preach to others (usually “helpfully,” in their view), but if something does not work out, well, that’s not their problem

dislikes the heaviness of daily “reality” and personal or emotional problems

can’t handle any criticism

more indignant than any other sign—a pride that is usually hidden and often surprises others who take their positive, happy demeanor at face value

can’t STAND having one of their pet theories or convictions demolished

feels themselves too much

too proud and convinced of their “honesty” (aka tactless bluntness)

FAKE SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS (either moral or intellectual)

can be so uncompromising in their mode of expression that they often comes across as inconsiderate and unnecessarily hurtful

wants to project an idealistic, upstanding, and admirable image to others; regardless of whether they actually embody it

likes to rationalize their behaviour when it is convenient or advantageous to do so

how they feel about themselves necessarily how others see them and their behaviour

easygoing

gets along with and accepts strangers without discrimination—though sometimes self-righteous and snobbish

doesn’t seem to need so much from one as they can get from many

moon in capricorn:

can give in to the authoritarian streak in their personalities that instinctively makes them want to dominate others

seems unnaturally old and serious when they are young, but they can lighten up as they grow older

unusually capable, disciplined, and conservative

has an aura of melancholy, sometimes helped by a more adventurous—but dry—sense of humour

rigid

distant

very detached

TOUGH

often very inscrutable

prides themselves on not revealing any sign of vulnerability or personal need

instinctively self-controlled and cautious

can be defensive

REALISTIC

has a pessimism/cynicsm/negativity that is almost shocking

NEEDS CONTROL

comfortable assuming responsibility

very hardworking

often professionally successful

OLD SOULS

their constant drive to be “on top” can cripple their capacity for any human intimacy, as well as eliciting automatic distrust from others

takes charge and gives orders

has a dry mechanical approach to feelings

unsympathetic

implies that the others are incompetent

gives the impression of being callous, hardened and unaffected by the tender side of life

can have a tyrannical streak which others may respect—but at a safe distance

SERIOUS AS F

bottom-line-types of people

doesn’t suffer fools gladly

impatient with small talk

they have a certain gravity to them

not the type to be “friends with everyone”

enjoys a few serious, long-term friendships

cool in affections and looks out for self

very calcuating

very shrewd in taking care of their financial needs

very sexual in laid-back ways

doesn’t like to make mistakes

moon in aquarius:

the ultimate nonconformists

unpredictable

often eccentric

born contrarians

INDEPENDENT

also very detached

prides themselves on their objectivity and intellectual integrity

extremely experimental

rarely takes anyone’s word for “truth” or as an ultimate authority

needs freedom like they need air, and they habitually rebel against too much restraint or anyone who tries to control them

they have a rather odd emotional nature that infuriates and frustrates more conventional, predictable people

seems coldly mental, aloof, and in some cases even without normal human feelings

their emotional pressure builds up over time and it eventually explodes in impulsive, radical actions, or in sudden changes of plans or viewpoints

needs to be socially involved in some way

has an emotional need to affect large groups of people

human and social needs > the needs of individuals

often identify with a society or with humanity as a whole

remains the most objective and stays above the turbulent and confusing emotional level

clear-headed

THE BEST, MOST LOYAL and VALUED FRIENDS/FAMILY MEMBERS!

would do anything for you if you’re their friend

very understanding

honest

trustworthy

fair

reasonable

straightforward rarely finds their sense of security with family or physical relatives

has a rebellious streak

insists on freedom from social obligations and conventional values

tends to make others feel of alienated

aloof toward the sensitivities of others

prefers to maintain their stable focus and broad perspective than to be drawn into confusing morass of emotions and pettiness that many people would like them to indulge in

dislikes routine

has a strong need to prove self-sufficiency

has a prevalent feeling of separateness in relationships

lovely individuals because they don’t put any pressure on me to be any different than I am; they accept people or reject people but they rarely put anybody on the spot

very straightforward, once they’ve opened up

low-key sentimental

fixates for quite a period of time (sometimes days) on some extreme mood—either negative or unshakably upbeat

you can never tell what they are thinking or feeling, very often they seem not to be listening at all

doesn’t like hassles

can withdraw at the drop of a hat, becoming very hard to reach or read

moon in pisces:

engages in a vast range of expression and personality types

can be deeply sympathetic and generous (often with healing talent)

can be inspired artistic creators

may be public servants of all sorts

social and spiritual leaders

lazy vagabonds in society who drift with each wave and take what they can

drug and alcohol abusers and other chronic escapists

imaginative

sympathetic

responsive

may be known for being particularly compassionate and idealistic

whether actually true or not, they prefer to be seen as and to feel like someone with true sensitivity and understanding

seeks oneness with the universe

usually expresses empathy for others

obvious vulnerable

vague

evasive

NEEDS THERAPY

these people need periods of unfocused, freely wandering daydreaming, fantasy, listening to music, or other kinds of “escape” to bring them back into emotional balance

IMPRESSIONABLE

they have few psychological defenses and easily absorb the psychic influences of those they deal with

contentment often comes from going beyond the limits of individual personality or transcending the personal self through some method of self-knowledge or spiritual practice

delusional; they want to think as nicely of themselves as possible and often feel they are more sympathetic, more kind, more sensitive than anyone else, but really they’re actually mainly sensitive (or hypersensitive) to themselves alone

don’t want to know their true nature or others’ view of them

they often hear what they want to hear or what they fear hearing, rather than what someone else actually said

manipulates others by eliciting pity

has terrible judgement of people, especially romantic partners

wears their heart on their sleeves

is with you and not with you at the same time

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The signs as Things that I have Said in the Past Part 37

Aries: I would say "let me know in the comments what you guys think" but I'm terrified of even the slightest bit of criticism so i might skip that

Taurus: I do the big funny dumb dumb to put serotonin in my noggin

Gemini: Fuck the law, it's definitely over 18

Cancer: What do you say to a person when they tell you that their pet fish wants to marry you?

Leo: Every horse girl you used to know was probably named either Morgan, Hannah, or Alyssa

Virgo: Don't let me name kids because I might only name them after the girls names mentioned in Mambo No. 5 regardless of their biological sex

Libra: You will never be the E-girl the world needs you to be

Scorpio: I have been allowed 1 hour per day of absolute sin. However, since nobody is telling me which hour that exactly is, I am taking matters into my own hands and making it every hour just to be safe

Sagittarius: I am sorry to say I am no longer vibing, time to erupt into chaos

Capricorn: I never thought I would say this but the stick of rotten celery is right

Aquarius: Your God complex is overshadowing mine, please step away

Pisces: If I had to describe my entire life as an inanimate object, a melted peanut M&M would sum it up pretty well

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Mercury in Scorpio, part of my Mercury Signs series.

Don’t know what’s your Mercury Sign? click here ☿

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Capricorn Sun and Aquarius Moon Aesthetics Post. [Info on sun and moon signs]

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The Signs as Subreddits

Aries: r/niceguys

Taurus: r/thanksihateit

Gemini: r/delusionalartists

Cancer: r/blessedimages

Leo: r/iamverybadass

Virgo: r/maliciouscompliance

Libra: r/woooosh

Scorpio: r/murderedbywords

Sagittarius: r/whatcouldgowrong

Capricorn: r/comedycemetery

Aquarius: r/cursedcomments

Pisces: r/entitledkids