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imagine trying to explain the concept of a mime to someone who's never heard of a mime before

#so basically there this guy who dresses like he's in a black and white french film #and he doesn't talk at all it's a silent film #pls sir im not making this up #and he's trapped in an invisible box #yes you heard me correctly a box #does he escape? uh no not that ive heard of none ever have

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pirates except it's pronounced like pilates

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The weather right now is giving flashback to elementary school summer when I decided to write my first book

#ive had writers block ever since #writing #young writer #beginner writer #writing block #writblr #writers block

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TURN MY SHOWER TO DEFROST MODE

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my personality is an As Seen On TV store

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The fact that all this week scientists around the world have protested big companies ignoring the call to action against the climate crisis by chaining themselves to buildings and yet I haven't heard an ounce of media coverage is a modern atrocity and no one's talking about it.

#climate change #the climate crisis #scientist rebellion #london scientist protests #don't look up

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I'd like to specify that those were two different lifetimes btw

I think I was a railroad track layer and a clown in a past life

#i was not a railroad track laying clown #clowning was not my part time job #railroad layer by day #clown by night #no #i was not specifically a night clown

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I think I was a railroad track layer and a clown in a past life

#or maybe one of those people in the gold rush #past lives #reincarnation #funny #adventure

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Literally, Astronauts? Spies?? Knights??? All on the same timeline? Sorry. That sounds made up.

Witches, pirates, ninjas, and cowboys have all existed and actually been real on this Earth and I feel like we as people don't realize and appreciate this enough.

#witches #pirates #ninjas #cowboys #astronauts #spies #knights #vikings? #gladiators? #OSTRICHES????

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Witches, pirates, ninjas, and cowboys have all existed and actually been real on this Earth and I feel like we as people don't realize and appreciate this enough.

#witches #pirate #ninjas #cowboys #the original quartet of kid's stories

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My hobby is learning how to do mundane, slightly unethical things (e.g. picking locks, hot-wiring different cars, hacking into a computer, etc) but never actually using any of them to do anything, you know, Unlawful because that would be bad so instead I just keep them all to myself waiting for the right time to release my knowledge to the world as the Elusive Criminal prisoned by my own Morality & Ethics.

#im just racking up my character's skill points #in various criminal skills #just in case one day i need to break into somewhere #in order to steal vital secretive information #not that I would #just in case #or #you know #the apocalypse #it'd probably be useful for that too

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If you ever get that feeling that when you become a published writer, people won't be able to recognize your name because it's too ordinary and common, just remember: you know exactly who John fucking Green is. No one's name is born recognizable, you have to make it recognizable.

#booklr #writlbr #books and libraries #john green #you know who john green is #or better yet HANK green #you know them #people with know your name too #even if you're a smith #promise #writing #writing probz #writing inspirations #authors

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Do you ever do something so mundane, something that seems so simple and ordinary, but sort of realize like, "Hey, this is exactly what I wanted to be doing five years ago. She would've loved this."

#loving the simple #it's the most difficult thing of all #but realizing that the simple is exactly what you wanted #that's the true beauty of it #we are all simple #is the same day that we are extraordinary #reading a book by street lamp light #listening to ambient music #drinking hot tea #with my cat sleeping on my desk #a weighted blanket keeping me warm in winter #a book waiting to be written #it's exactly what I wanted five years ago #everything is just so simply extraordinary

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correction: I don't want to be an adult. I want Bacon.

I want to be an adult so I can make bacon whenever the fuck I want

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@endless-crescendo

here. if it appeases you.

there needs to be another word for "listen" that's more... intense. you know? like i "listen" to songs on the radio but i don't "listen" to my favorite songs??? in the way that "devour" is to "eat" there needs to be a word that is to "listen". Like yeah I "listen" to songs on the radio but I DEVOUR my playlist with my ears. you get me?

#Spotify

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there needs to be another word for "listen" that's more... intense. you know? like i "listen" to songs on the radio but i don't "listen" to my favorite songs??? in the way that "devour" is to "eat" there needs to be a word that is to "listen". Like yeah I "listen" to songs on the radio but I DEVOUR my playlist with my ears. you get me?

#songs #music #bands #words #playlist #radio #we need to invent more words #when did we stop inventing new words #i need more words #my vocabulary is not finished

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If Jack Black doesn't play Dionysus in the live action Percy Jackson series the viewer rates will split in half (100%. real stats. backed by popular demand.)

#percy jackson fandom #percy jackson live action #the lightning thief #live action percy jackson series #percy jackson #jack black #is the real dionysus #dionysus #jack black would make the perfect Mr. D