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Zeff: (to Sanji about Judge) He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy!
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Tashigi: You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you-
Marine: You can’t read rights to a corpse, Sargent. 
Crocodile: X_X
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Robin: You can't read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.
Luffy: I don't care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense to me.
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Nami: [answers her snail] Hello?
Luffy: It's Luffy.
Nami: What did he do this time?
Luffy: No, it's me, Luffy, it's actually me.
Nami: What did you do this time?
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Marco: How's Luffy?
Ace: Well, last week, he was supposed to buy gas, but instead, he bought novelty cookie cutters. Now, everything we eat is shaped like a goddamn dinosaur.
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It's not you're or your. It's all mine. Everything is mine.
Nami
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Dragon: If anyone has any questions, just ask.
Sabo: If a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win?
Dragon: If anyone has any relevant questions, just ask.
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Ace: Fighting is all about that feeling deep in your gut. How does your gut feel?
Luffy: [stomach rumbles] Hungry.
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We all have our breaking point. Personally, mine is at 2:00, 4:00, 6:00 every day.
Law 
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Haha, me? I swing both ways. Violently. with katanas. Come get some, motherfukers.
Zoro
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Jinbe: Wow, you have a better grip than me.
Usopp: I clench my fist dramatically a lot.
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Buggy: and Shanks is being...
Rayleigh: Shanks?
Buggy: A total ass, yes.
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Zoro was drunk last night. He asked me for more fries and then shoved them in his pockets while saying "Come on bitches you're coming with me" to them.
Sanji
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Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Sabo
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Luffy: [Pulls out a piece of meat out of nowhere]
Usopp: Where did you get that?
Luffy: My pockets of course. I never leave the ship without a fresh Goose in my caboose.
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I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing bitch. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Nami
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It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Makino to Ace
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