lilaustralianingotham

[lilaustralianingotham]

So, I didn't get to update you guys, but like... A day after I posted this(?) I was forced to join the vigilante gc by kat... And so far I have been bullied to sleep constantly by 90% of the gc minus RR... Should I feel threatened???

I,,, I'm honestly convinced that the bat kids are either early to mid born Gen Z kids. Like,,, there's some tweets they post that is,,, questionable to normal people... I literally saw Rob get forced to watch Hannah Montana by Hood live through tweets, which was a glorious thing to see... Honestly I can imagine being in a gc of them and just being ultimately confused 90% of the time but accepting it.

#gotham #australian #gotham city #batfamily #batfam #batkids #robin #red robin #kat

[lilaustralianingotham]

I've basically had no sleep for the past 72 hours (I have totally not made a bet with RR) and I think they're getting onto me

#gotham #australian #gotham city #kat #red hood #nightwing #robin #red robin #spoiler #orphan

[lilaustralianingotham]

Okay,,,, but Jasmine Wayne just saying "I was prepared to host a gala for Trump's death party... Sad the bitch lived" has made my year... bITCH JUST S T E P ON MEEEEEE 👉👈✨✌️😭

#gotham #australian #gotham city #jasmine wayne

[lilaustralianingotham]

"Oui Oui, bitches!! It is I!! A thot!!"

- Stephanie Brown, a captured quote from her Instagram story

#gotham #Australian #gotham city #stephanie brown

[lilaustralianingotham]

Ah yes, the infinite questions that do not have an answer. Anyways, on to other news: I'm never gonna be straight because PeOpLe Hhhhhhh

Okay but who the fuck gave the right to the Gotham's women villains to be so fucking ATTRACTIVE

#gotham #Australian #gotham city #onlyingotham #only in gotham

[lilaustralianingotham]

Sometimes, I feel like the café and my apartment is like a sacred "don't fight", neutral zone,,, like, I've had Joker come by a few times just to ask for some of my Apple pie, that I make with a family recipe... It gets better after knowing that B-man also stops by -- sometimes at the same time -- and also asks for apple pie and coffee... Like,,,, how many people love my baking and cooking skills?!

#gotham #australian #gotham city #batman #joker #edna's café

[lilaustralianingotham]

I think our friendship has almost reached peak clownery levels at this point 😌😌😌

#gotham #australian #gotham city #kat #cjtwitter #gothamite

[lilaustralianingotham]

okay, it's official, Miss Cassandra Cain can stomp me to hell. Like,,,, this queen straight up can throw me in the depths of hell for I care and still want to support her!!

Also, if you don't know why I'm saying this, check out her latest Instagram posts of her modelling like a crackhead Gen Z beauty!! W O m E n are just goddess😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

And Cass, if you ever see this I'd love to hang out 👉👈✨

#gotham #australian #gotham city #gothamite #cassandra cain

[lilaustralianingotham]

Oh, and to tourists, just stay the fuck away from Gotham. Not just because we're dealing with COVID better than most of the country, but it's October... If you've been in Gotham for only a few months, here's some tips from an Aussie who's stayed here for 5 years: were a gas mask, yes a gas mask, at all times. Literally no one has a damn clue when a fear gas attack will start or end this month. The month has only just started and there's been 2 in the span of 1 hour... Fucking hell, I better be getting Uber Eats via drone for the next month. Oh, and I still have no bloody clue what I'm hearing for COVID-infested-most-likely-stay-indoors Halloween. We'll see 24hrs before hand.

#gotham #australian #gotham city #gothamite

[lilaustralianingotham]

I,,, I'm honestly convinced that the bat kids are either early to mid born Gen Z kids. Like,,, there's some tweets they post that is,,, questionable to normal people... I literally saw Rob get forced to watch Hannah Montana by Hood live through tweets, which was a glorious thing to see... Honestly I can imagine being in a gc of them and just being ultimately confused 90% of the time but accepting it.

#gotham #australian #gotham city #batman #red hood #gothamite #robin #gen z #bat kids

[lilaustralianingotham]

I mean,,, they’re not wrong and that’s the sad part--

#Gotham #Gotham City #batman #australian

[lilaustralianingotham]

Hey, do y'all ever just wanna kick a bitch in the throat??? Because I SOMEHOW managed to get a drunk tattoo-- Hood, please try to explain how wr managed to get to tHAT when 99.9% of the city is in lock down??😨😨😨

#gotham #australian #gotham city #red hood #gothamite

[lilaustralianingotham]

I--- how did I end up hungover with Nightwing picking up a drunk Red Hood from my apartment this morning?? All good questions, I know-- but do I remember even picking up the bottle??? Nope, not at fucking all😂😂😂😂

#gotham #australian #gotham city #gothamite #red hood #nightwing #drunken #drunk #ignore me lmao

[lilaustralianingotham]

Oh, and I was fangirling about how pr*tty Jasmine is in her latest photo on Insta to my sister and all she says is "that's gay, but I can't lie, I'd ask her out without a second thought"

LIKE SHE'S HOT AND NO ONE IS DISCUSSING THIS!! THIS IS WHY I AM THE LEADER OF THE JASMINE WAYNE FAN CLUB AND I STAND BY MY FACTS!!

#gotham #australian #gotham city #gothamite #jasmine wayne

[lilaustralianingotham]

Y'all,,, Edna just called me in at 6 FUCKING AM TO MAKE APPLE PIES WTF-- Also,,, Nightwing just popped by and made me make a croissant for myself because of my dumbass habit of forgetting to eat. So, thanks 'Wing!!

#gotham #australian #gotham city #gothamite #edna's café #nightwing

[lilaustralianingotham]

So,,, Ivy got an Instagram??? And now I'm witnessing Ivy and Harley being adorable live??? Girls, I'M BEGGING YOU. LET ME BE YOUR SUPPORTIVE NIECE THAT'S ALL I ASK

#gotham #australian #gotham city #gothamite #harley quinn #poison ivy

[lilaustralianingotham]

UM WHICH ONE OF YOU TOLD JASMINE ABOUT ME?! SHE JUST FOUND ME ON TWITTER AND FOLLOWED ME!!! WTF BITCHES YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY AHHHH

#gotham #australian #gotham city #jasmine wayne