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1 : Welcome to hell, we had an education reform last year

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Incorrect quotes#887 Koa-Lu

Mc*Spooning Lucifer, kissing his forehead as his face is smooshed unto your chest*Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?~

Luci*Sighs and hisses, nuzzling deeper into her chest*FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS UNHOLY, I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO EARTH FOR MCDONALDS.ITS 2AM

Mc*Pouts and clicks tongue*Mean...

-On Earth a McDonald's-

Mc*Smilling at the cashier* Eight happy meals and black coffee please

Luci*Clinging to your back like a koala, humming happily you got him black coffee*...

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Obey me incorrect quotes #33

Lucifer and Diavolo walking into the House of Lamentation, talking about work.

Lucifer- Yes and I think that’s why-

*opens the door to the living room* Lucifer-…

*Mammon running around with his butt on fire and Levi sitting there counting cash* Lucifer- LEVI WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SETTING MAMMONS PANTS ON FIRE! GET ME A FIRE EXTINGUISHER BEFORE HE BURNS THE HOUSE DOWN! AND I SWEAR TO DIAVOLO LEVI IF WE NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT AGAIN IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

*Diavolo 😅*

Lucifer-I SWEAR I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALL ALONE FOR LONGER THAN FIVE SECONDS AND SOMETHING IS ON FIRE!

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Obey me Incorrect Quotes #32

MC- What did you get Satan for his birthday?

Asmo-I got him a kitten.

MC- Really? Me too!

Beel- I also got him a cat.

Belphie- Looks like we had the same idea.

Levi-Mammon, please tell me you didn't get Satan a cat as well!

Mammon- …I got 'em a kitten.

later

Satan, in his room surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!

Meanwhile, Lucifer being the only one to get him something that's not a cat-...

Satan-...

Satan-I hate you

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2 ten fold keys, 600 diamonds, and 12 single summon keys later

54th times the charm....

#i am now broke #kalim al asim #twst kalim #twisted wonderland #new years kalim #new years twst #Happy(Late) New Year!

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Obey me incorrect quotes # 31

Beel, tearing up the kitchen-Where are they? Beel, picking up the fridge- Who moved them? Who moved my custard? Beel-Somebody moved my custard, and now I am going to start killing.

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Obey me Incorrect quotes #30

Lucifer- Dammit, Mammon! Mammon- Wha?! It wasn’t me! Lucifer-Oh, force of habit. Dammit, Satan! Satan-Not me either. Lucifer-... Lucifer-Then who the hell set the house on fire? Mc-*whistles*

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Obey me Incorrect quotes #29

Mc- What’s up guys? I’m back. Belphie-What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. I killed you. Mc-Death is a social construct.

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Obey me Incorrect quotes #28

Belphie- What did you guys get in your yearbooks? Asmo- 'Prettiest Smile' Mc- 'Nicest Personality' Satan- 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Beel- 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Obey me Incorrect quotes #27

Mephisto- I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH DIAVOLO YESTERDAY Lucifer- M-MEPHISTO IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK Mephisto- I WON'T HESITATE BITCH *PULLS OUT A GUN*

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Obey me Incorrect quotes #26

Mammon and Mc sitting in jail together-

Mc- So who should we call? Mammon-I’d call Lucifer, but I feel safer in jail

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Obey me Incorrect quotes #25

Levi, trying to copy a line from one of his MANY anime's-

Levi- H-how's the sexiest person here? Mc- I don't know, how are they~? Levi, flustered-I- Asmo, from across the room- I'm doing great, thanks!

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Obey me Incorrect quotes #24

Lucifer- You're the love of my life and I would do anything for you. Mc- I want you to eat three meals a day, have a decent sleep schedule and take a day off. Lucifer- Absolutely not.

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