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why is Ban (Seven deadly sins) is the best and/or only man:

- funny

- loyal af

- “Till death do us apart” like hell it do

- respectful towards women

- literally the only one from the male characters who hasn’t objectified or harassed any women

- simp™️ but make it Chad guy™️

- doesn’t care about looks

- very hot

- muscles

- red jacket

- would steal you a big ass diamond ring just for the lolz

- steal but only if it doesn’t have a horrible outcome

- Yuichi Nakamura’s voice is barkcfgcfjn

- he laughs like a fox pleashhrgh 🥺

- his tongue pokes out of his mouth sometimes

- FANGS OH MY GOD

- fashion icon

- puts hella respect on Hawk

- at the end, he always does the right thing

#Ban #ban seven deadly sins #seven deadly sins #sds ban #sds

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why do guys start typing for solid 2 minutes then just leave you on read?

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I- I am older than the Miya twins (chapter257)... I’m going to pass out what the HELL

#haikyuu!! #osamu miya #atsumu miya #osamu #atsumu

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i actually haven’t used my blue blankets ever since.

things that’ll never be the same:

snow

cloud atlas (rip fav movie ig)

my blue blanket (rip fav blanket too)

fucking scarfs

“you are beautiful”

“i found you”

“you found me”

Katy Perry

also getting real nervous whenever ppl mention insomnia and bokuto in the same sentence.

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not me deleting all social media till i don’t finish the whole second part of haikyuu season 4 😃

#haikyuu!!

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FLASHBACK ILLUMI BARK GRRR WOOF

#illumi #i am #simp #hxh illumi #hunter x hunter

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THE JOJO’S SONG IS IN THE SCHOOL RADIO

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Killua: I am a professional murder

Gon: Oh... I am Gon :3

#hunter x hunter #killua #gon

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uhm 2 am things

sorry for my poor editing skills 😭 but if y’all wanna draw it 👉👈 id just like to see 🥺

#oikawa #oikawa hc #oikawa tōru #haikyuu!!

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haikyuu characters that i am SURE 🌱💨:

KENMA (loves playing terraria high)

Iwaizumi (he needs something to be able to handle Oikawa without... ya know... accidentally killing him)

Tanaka

Nishinoya

SUGA (...)

Tsukishima (?not sure tho?)

Bokuto (he is not allowed anymore because he broke into Akaashi’s room once to cuddle and his parents called the police on him :/)

Kuroo (he got Kenma into it on accident and now he’s concerned)

SUNA

Osamu (got it from Suna)

Atsumu (he once caught Samu and wanted to look cool but he struggled 😔)

Yaku (?not big on it but not opposed?)

Matsukawa

KUNIMI (i cant really explain just gives me the vibe)

Mad Dog (is on crack)

TENDŌ (is also on crack but like...much)

Terushima (kinda a show off)

Kawatabi

Hiroo

Hirugami

Haikyuu!: we can get HIGHER!!

don’t smoke tho it’s not cool :(

#haikyuu!! #hq kenma #kuroo tetsurō #kenma headcanons #kuroo headcanons #bokuto #bokuto headcanons #tsukishima kei #tsukishima headcanons #osamu miya #atsumu miya

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I JUST NOW REALISED THAT TENMA IS THERE OH MY GOD INIBIBIFUFUVIBI

#WHY AM I CRUSHING ON HIM SO HARD?!? #HE WASNT EVEN ANIMETED YET AND I DONT READ THE MANGA #MARRY ME CHALANGEJVCUCUB #🥺😤😤😤😤 #SOFT #haikyuu!! #tenma udai

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my oikawa headcanon (that no one asked for):

a bi king who slightly prefers men

i don’t really think he got a preference for looks

but i do believe he’s kinda more attracted to ppl with dominant personality

but that doesn’t mean he won’t like a shy person!!!

if he likes you, you probably won’t realise it right away cause he’s just flirty

but after he finally gets his shit together he confesses to you

it depends on you if the confession is gonna be extravagant or lowkey

he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable

jealous type

that kind of jealous who will go up to the person who’s flirting w you and show your relationship into their face

loves attention but he also loves giving attention!!!!

when mad he’s getting really petty

probably will cry out of frustration, but never in front of the people who made him mad

he’ll storm off to find a cozy corner and just... ya know... 👊👁💧👄💧👁

yeah i also think he’s kinda physically aggressive when mad (like the slappy slappy w tobio) but wouldn’t ACTUALLY hit anyone

he’d just hit things, but not living things and never hard enough for them to break.

like whining toddler

however if he’s in a fight with his s/o, he will hold his anger back because the last thing he wants is to scare them

he may seem like a social butterfly but he does have social anxiety. like when he feels cornered even the slightest, yeah he does not like that and will get an anxiety attack

he also got several issues about people leaving him or trying his best not being enough etc.

he likes kpop

he also speaks fluent english bc he wanted to be more universal on social media

have GOD LIKE SINGING VOICE

AND WILL GIVE SERENADE TO YOU

CAUSE HE’S CHEESY LIKE THAT

he’ll pout a lot

he needs lots of reassuring words, even tho he’s well aware of his good qualities, his insecurities tend to overshadow them

he just needs his demons to be chased away for him sometimes

wont open up quickly

you’ll have to be together for a long time without big arguments

i think if there’s a bigger argument in the begging of the relationship he’ll give up on it

not because he doesn’t want to be with you

but because he’s logical and tactical

he’ll think that it’s to be doomed from that point because if y’all argue like that in the awkward phase then what’ll happen when y’all are getting comfortable?!??!!

but if he sees that you are actually trying then he will let go of those worries

after y’all are in a relationship for a longer time he’ll get more emotional than logical when it comes to you

it’s hard for him to let go of the people he cares for

so if y’all are breaking up, he’ll be a mess

very very VERY good at hiding his pain

if you’re his s/o or friend or whatever you also have to remind him to take a break sometimes, or about his knee

he believes that his knee needs to be “trained more” to be better (read: overused)

he’s dumb and careless when it comes to his physical health but an overdramatic ass when it comes to yours or other’s who he loves

sorry but even if you’re his s/o you’ll have to share the first place of his priorities with volleyball

totally would want a big ass wedding

also kids

like between 2 and 5

your family is his lil volleyball team

will get the children to play sports

he’d love it to be volleyball so he could spend even more time with them

but honestly he just wants his kids to be passionate about something because he knows how good it feels

after he gets children his family becomes the number one priority and volleyball is getting on the second place

he’ll keep track of EVERY date that needs to be remembered (birthdays, anniversaries, if you get them then periods too!)

king of taking care for you if you’re on your period

or just having a rough day tbh

nsfw:

he’s very flirty oh my god

he’ll be all cocky and shit but the moment you flirt back slightly more suggestively he’ll be putty

a switch who likes to act dominant but when things getting really heated loves to be dominated

i don’t think he enjoys degradation all that much. he’ll do it but i think he likes praises more.

got a pretty dick

like those things are not nice, but his is somehow!!! just!!! pretty?!!!?!

not that wide but it’s pretty long

like a solid 6-8 inches

knows how to use it :)

might be kinda quick, but he can go multiple rounds

like his stamina is god tire

new round new position

he’s a pleaser

lovely boyfriend don’t break his heart

#oikawa tōru #oikawa x reader #oikawa x y/n #oikawa x you #oikawa hc #oikawa headcanons #haikyuu!! #hq #oikawa toru

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preach

oikawa deserves better

as much as it is funny to portray oikawa as some vain, whiny bitch iwaizumi likes to beat up, i am so sad abt some fics that write abt him as just that ): he’s so complex and his friendship with iwa has so much more substance 

i might do a whole analysis on oikawa and maybe his friendship with iwa at a later date but i just wish people would appreciate him more ): he’s a great character with such realistic flaws and strengths 

ALSO!!!! his charisma, leadership skills, amazing work ethic, loyalty are all valuable strengths he possesses BUT I DON’T SEE ENOUGH OF THIS SIDE OF HIM IN FANFICS IM SO SAD CAN OIKAWA STANS/WRITERS PLS INTERACT W THIS POST SO I CAN FOLLOW U N READ UR STUFF 

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i hc that after Karasuno won against Shiratorizawa whenever Oikawa and Ushijima crossed paths Oikawa went “someone should’ve gone to Karasuno~❤️😃”

#haikyuu!! #oikawa #ushijima

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things that’ll never be the same:

snow

cloud atlas (rip fav movie ig)

my blue blanket (rip fav blanket too)

fucking scarfs

“you are beautiful”

“i found you”

“you found me”

Katy Perry

also getting real nervous whenever ppl mention insomnia and bokuto in the same sentence.

#in pain :D #bokuto #akaashi #bokuto x akaashi #bokuaka #in another life

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you are beautiful

#fuck my life #bokuto #akaashi keiji #akaashi #bokuto x akaashi #bokuaka #haikyuu!! #in another life

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i have two types:

emotionally unstable shy guy who looks intimidating but is actually a puppy

emotionally unstable cocky guy who acts like an ass but it’s only his cooping mechanism

#and thats on what? #periodt