âBased on a true story...â #coxfarms #goats #toddlers #twins #twinning #sahd #kids #farm (at Cox Farms)
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Weird that someone would place a #Christmas title in with the #Halloween #movies. #gremlins #target (at Target Store Reston)
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âȘI like that you donât know whether this was done by Arlineâs friends or enemies.⏠#RIP (at Smithsonianâs National Zoo and Conservation Biology Institute)
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Putting my money where my mouth is, so to speak. Spoiler: 99% sure itâs some fruit cereal flavor, although M says it tastes like his vitamins, which I wouldnât put past those insane monsters at #Nabisco. #islandofdoctormororeo #oreos #mysteryoreos #yuck
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As Gaston falls to his death, if you pause at exactly the right second, you find that the #Disney animators have dark moments. Just like the rest of us! #beautyandthebeast #bluray
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The boys managed to scare off the heron, deer, turtles, and fish I pointed them towards during our âhike,â but this little lady and her brood stood their ground. Right next to where we were sitting. #nature #wildlife #offroad #freshair #outdoors #hikingwithkids #hiking #sahd #stayathomedad #parenting #toddlers #spiders #arachnophobia (at Cub Run RECenter)
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Boys saw this greeting card at the store and declared it to be a picture of "young daddy." Literally no idea how to feel about this. #kidssaythedarnestthings #threenagers #sahd #stayathomedad #parenting #facepalm đ
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I seriously think the whole #goldenstatewarriors team should go do the free #WhiteHouse tour. That house belongs to tax payers. #takeaknee #nationalanthem #warriors #nba #1A #basketball #resist #itmfa
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Don't store these products in the same junk drawer. I know this now.
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Huh. The Mooch followed me.
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I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I let a sign tell me not to walk on giant bacon.
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I went into @target with three shopping bags. When I checked out, the first got filled with nothing but canned goods. The second had a t-shirt, a kids book, and a bag of #boomchickapop in it. The third remained unused. Long story short, that's why I have this here hernia. #keepaneyeonthosedipstickcheckers #reducereuserecyle #gogreen (at Target Store Reston)
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I'm not sorry. #bitcheslovepumpkinspice #psl #pumpkinspicelatte #starbucks
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Can't figure out how sleeves work; all over the #selfie function. #toddler #camping #threenager #parenting #sahd #stayathomedad #kidpics #bullrun (at Bull Run Regional Park)
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M told me he was going to draw a mushroom and drew this. Pretty impressive considering yesterday he drew four concentric circles and called it a w.
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Searching for replacement #Ikea parts. I know they sell some offbeat stuff, but...
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If you're going to get hit with #Scripture first thing in the #morning, I guess this is a good #verse. #rejoicebitches #breakfast #theincredibleedibleegg #omnomnom #Bible #Psalms #psalms11824
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