you guys freaking Get It
Hiccup: Becoming older than 12 years old was the biggest mistake of my life.
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Sherlock: I’m starting to think our neighbors hate us.
John: It’s taken you this long to figure that out?
Sheelock: In my defense, death threats are pretty standard fare where I come from.
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Percy: What if the "g" in "gif" is silent?
Nico: Go the fuck to sleep.
Percy: What gif I don't want to?
Nico: Fuck you.
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Sulu: Welcome to the Enterprise, I'm supposed to give you a tour
Sulu: If you look to the right, you will see the Enterprise.
Sulu: If you look to the left, you will see the Enterprise.
Sulu: That concludes the tour.
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Dipper: Is any of this legal?
Stan: I’m sure it’s legal somewhere.
Dipper: ...And here?
Stan: Not even remotely.
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Bones: I honestly just love sleep so much. Like you just close your eyes and you're gone bitch. Brain logged the fuck off. Powerful.
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send us asks cowards
ya boi is bored
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Camicazi: Too many songs about love, not enough songs about swordfights.
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Skulduggery: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Wednesday?
Valkyrie: No.
Skulduggery: I think I speak for Wednesday when I say it sounds really super.
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Hiccup: Becoming older than 12 years old was the biggest mistake of my life.
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Phil: So, Enid is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I've caught her five times now trying to train raccoons to fight.
Techno: You’ll be thanking me one day when my raccoon battalion saves your life.
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Bones, to the Enterprise crew: Ok, listen up guys.
Bones: The first step to therapy begins with four words.
Bones: NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM.
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Peter: How do I unsubscribe from anxiety?
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Astrid: It’s beautiful out here.
Hiccup: And quiet.
Fishlegs: Too quiet.
Astrid: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Snotlout with a bear in a headlock*
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Hiccup: I’ve left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.
Camicazi: Mine just says “Camicazi, no.”
Hiccup: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Spock: Why are you in the fridge?
Sulu: We're making a cake.
Chekov: The recipe said to chill in the fridge for an hour.
Spock:
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Kirk: Do you know what the question I get asked the most is?
Bones: "Will you please leave the premises?"
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