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perfection

Au where everything is the same except that Alpha-17 was in Umbara and punched Krell

Alpha-17 to a group of Shinies: Today we’re gonna learn about something called “friendly fire” and “plausible deniability”

#the clone wars #alpha 17 #obi wan kenobi #pong krell gets got

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I just want to hug him from behind and call him "amore"

Kix looking at his old helmet thinking about the past. 😭🥺

#star wars #clone trooper kix #kix my beloved

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tup love before end of school semester

Vodika, my love, I know what you're thinking, but you said to send as many as I want, so I'm back again.

Can I get "melting because they just look so cute all bundled up in blankets" with Tup?

Okay, but how cute is this prompt? I don't know if I want to be the bundled or the bundler... We'd both look adorable as burrito blankets, just saying. Maybe we're both wrapped up in a blanket fort. I don't know.

Please and thank you 💚 (one more I promise)

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Comfort Cocoons

Summary: You have a bad day, and Tup comes to the rescue.

Pairing: Clone Trooper Tup x Reader

Word Count: 639

Warnings: A hint of bad friends being bad friends

Tagging: @trixie2023

A/N: You know, I had this written yesterday, and then I just...didn't post it. My brain apparently went on vacation.

Divider by Saradika

Normally, you like to pretend to be a mature, responsible adult. When you’re cold, you turn the heat on and you put on socks or a sweatshirt, or you cuddle with Tup. But today is not a normal day.

No, today your oldest friends decided to question all of the decisions you’ve ever made in your life, starting with Tup and then working down the list to the color you dyed your hair, and then your heating decided to crap out on you.

It just…it’s not fair!

So instead of being a mature, responsible adult. You’ve decided it’s time to pout like a child, and you put your favorite cartoon on the holo, and then bundled yourself up in thick fleece blankets. 

You pull the blanket up over your head, and then bury yourself so that only your eyes are peeking out from the blanket cocoon. 

Not more responsibility for today.

Someone else can be responsible.

Tup is concerned.

Not worried, never worried. Worried implies that he thinks something is wrong, and he knows his cyare well enough to know that she’d call him if something was really wrong.

But he hasn’t heard from her since before lunch time. And that’s out of character enough for him to be…concerned. 

So he begs out of going bar-hopping with his brothers, and makes a beeline for home. To her. 

He hurries home, and into the apartment, and the moment he opens the door and hears the sound of the holo playing, all of the tension drains out of his body. Though he frowns when he glances at the thermostat and he notes how cold it is in the house.

“Cyare?” Tup calls from the doorway, as he starts to peel off his armor.

You don’t reply, and his eyebrows shoot up. “Cyare, is the heat broken?” He tries, as he just starts dropping his armor on the floor, rather than sitting it aside neatly. 

There’s still no reply, and Tup’s concern returns. He drops the last piece of armor on the floor, and he finally enters the home properly, and heads directly to the living room. Where he stops in his tracks.

A small grin crosses his face when he sees you, his cyare, all bundled up in all the blankets in the house, with your eyes glued to the holo. You’re adorable.

“Are you cold, ner cyare?” He teases gently.

You turn to look at him, and you move the blanket away from your mouth so you can speak, “I had a bad day.”

“I can tell,” He crosses the room and looks the cocoon of blankets over with a sharp eye, “Alright, hold on, cyare.” He starts lightly tugging on the blankets, slowly and gently unwrapping you like a life day present. 

You pout at him, and Tup almost melts on the spot. You’re so adorable. 

“How is this better?” You ask as you crawl into his lap when he sits down. 

“Because now I can do this,” Tup replies as he starts tucking the blankets around the both of you, “And now we can both be warm, and cuddle at the same time.”

“...oh.” You press your face against his neck as he carefully wraps the both of you back up, “Clever Tup,” You hum happily against his neck.

Tup kisses your cheek, and then trails his lips to your temple, “Do you want to talk about it, cyare?”

You tighten your grip around him, “Not today.”

“Alright then.” He leans in and kisses you quickly, “Then we’ll sit here and watch cartoons until it’s time for dinner, how’s that sound?”

You lean into his touch, “Sounds perfect…but can we order dinner rather than cooking?”

“Whatever you want, cyare.” Tup replies with another kiss, “Just want you to be happy.”

You hum in response, “Am happy with you.”

#clone trooper tup x reader #tup x reader #star wars fanfiction #precious baby tup

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love love LOVE

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

#what im saying is that if one jedi is mad at another #they will serve tea in a normal store bought boring looking teacup and not the wonky colourful child made ones #like they can feel the joy an creativity flow from the cups in the force amd it just makes tea time just so much better #yoda has multiple of those vitrine shelves to showcase his gigantic collection #so receiving tea in a store bought cup feels more lifeless (unless its a gift from a friend outside the temple or sth idk) #you know youve made it as a jedi when a youngling gifts you a teacup #Star Wars #obi wan kenobi #shaak ti #plo koon #mace windu #yoda

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gimli is 100% the person you go to hide a body with.

Their roles are interchangeable tho

#lord of the rings #gimli #legolas #cute comic

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made me giggle. fox is pleased that his own paperwork is getting destroyed while riyo is STRUGGLING to save hers

tfw people are always trying to assassinate your senator waifu

#foxiyo #not my art #commander fox #star wars #the clone wars #senator riyo chuchi

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sometimes the boys need a bedtime story and that's valid

blurb inspired by the art (to get the writer juice going so i can actually write a scholarship story) :

plo was reading a new novel on his personal datapad. it was just something that caught his eye with an interesting enough summary to get him to purchase it. life between relief missions had settled down some, and plo decided to open it up and read a few pages before going to bed.

after doing so, he set his datapad down, and he felt something in the Force. nothing wrong, or off, or concerning in any way. just different. plo shrugged it off, and settled away from his desk and into his bed. how he wished the war would end so he could sleep in his quarters at the Temple; to be home, and to stay there.

some more pages in, plo had decided he would stick with this book. he continued on-

the door opened, and plo looked up. commander wolffe walked in, but not in his usual stiff and formal manner.

"I'm sorry to barge in, sir. I just....sort of...felt that I was supposed to be here." wolffe almost seemed confused at the actions he, himself had taken. "I'll just...leave."

wolffe made to exit, but plo stopped him. "It is no trouble, Commander. I am not one to argue with spontaneous feelings generating harmless action. If the Force called you here, by all means, you are free to stay. I am simply reading. There is hot water and tea in the corner of the desk if you would like some."

plo returned to his novel, and to his surprise, did not hear retreating footsteps.

he kept reading, not really paying attention to where wolffe had set himself up in his room, when he heard the door open again. plo looked up, and saw sinker in front of the doorway.

"sir? what's going on? I...I just had the sudden...pull...to be here. Is anything wrong?"

"not at all, sinker. I'm reading a new novel, and wolffe joined me not long ago. you're welcome to stay, if you so desire," plo related to the newcomer, adding in the location of refreshments.

sinker, lost like wolffe was earlier, looked for a place to set himself. wolffe was leaning against plo's bed, about an arm's length away. sinker took up the space on the opposite side of plo's bed.

it wasn't until comet showed up that plo began to realize that he quite possibly wasn't shielding his thoughts like usual. by the state of his men, it also looked like he had put out a sort of Force-homing beacon combined with sleep suggestion, judging by the various states of sleep that wolffe, sinker, and comet were in. as nice as it was to be surrounded by those he trusted, plo decided it was time for him to rest. if he was unintentionally calling his men to him and putting them to sleep, then it was time to set the novel down and let his body sleep.

My piece done for the @jedifest Star Wars Fling Exchange! My secret recipient was @guardian-of-hope, hope you like it!!

#my heart #star wars fan art #plus blurb #104th battalion #give the boys a break #your honor i love him #plo koon #plo as buir

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emperor palpatine is so fucking cringe dude he doesn’t even have a court jester

#hee hee hoo hoo

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the contained AHHHHHHHHH of excitement and joy when i read "A Man's Worth" because I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH OF A BANGER THAT STORY ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*had to contain joy bc I have a roommate who does not need to be disturbed

@the-bad-batch-baroness take all the time you need in writing your masterpieces, life oft gets in the way

There will not be a new fic posted today. Sorry, babes, but I was really busy this week and couldn't finish the request I was working on in time to post 😔

The next part of Where's Mommy? is still on schedule to be posted next Friday, 3/22, so be on the lookout for that!

But... While I'm here. I also have something exciting I would like to share with everyone. A small tidbit from a chapter that I'm working on in the background. One from a series that a lot of my readers have been waiting for me to update. Can you guess which one it is?

A sneak peek is below:

Kix has done everything he can to keep Tup from becoming scrap parts. He's shuffled more flimsi-work, used more aliases, and even deleted clinical items from the record to make sure Tup stays off the radar. Kix doesn't enjoy the secrecy, but the GAR doesn't have any use for a broken clone. He would've dunked Tup in a bacta tank a long time ago, but with his broken jaw, there was no way to do it safely. Now, since so much time has passed, the prognosis isn't good. "What are our options?" you ask. "Limited," Kix answers. He scrolls through his data-pad and sighs. "At this point, the neuropathy is severe." "Meaning?" you ask. Even with all the time you've spent in the med-center, the medical jargon doesn't get any easier to interpret.  "It's irreparable," Kix says. "The damage is done." "No," you gasp. That was the last thing you wanted to hear. "He'll… He'll be devastated." Kix puts his data-pad down and rubs his face. "I know." "There has to be something you can do about it," you quickly add. "Right?" "Cybernetics is his only option," Kix says. "It's not uncommon and it's better than nothing." You fidget with the hem of your shirt, trying desperately to hold in your emotions and stay strong. "How much would you have to amputate?" Kix picks his data-pad up and taps a few times until he pulls up a picture of a nerve map. He leans over so you can look at the image. "See this line here?" You nod. "This is the saphenous nerve. It runs from the upper thigh, here, all the way down the leg. It's a sensory nerve, which means it carries information like touch, pain, temperature, and leg position back to the brain. That nerve was damaged here, so we could probably get away with just below the knee." You let out a shaky breath. It was less than you expected, but it's still hard to imagine. And what's worse, you still have to tell Tup.

That's right, you guessed it. This excerpt is from Chapter 4 of A Man's Worth!!!

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I haven't forgotten about this series, and it still lives rent-free in my brain. As I mentioned in the New Year, I will be updating and finishing many of my series this year, and A Man's Worth is on that list! Thank you to everyone who is patiently waiting 💚💚💚

#tbbb writes #BET #HAPPY #tup my baby

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this pleases me immensely

Detective Wolffe deserves suspenders and a Deep V neck, WOOF

Patreon got to see it first , join us

#star wars #clone wars #commander wolffe #thicc wolffe

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my smile just grew as the post went on. i could easily have a tea party with the first three. with the second three, highly competitive mario kart. and the last three, deep conversations over snacks and drinks

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

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tbh i feel like Tech is more of a Boltzmann constant or Planck's constant kind of guy. not pi. sorry to anyone who doesn't like this

#tech #the bad batch #tech bad batch #pi

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100,000% YES

it makes no sense otherwise. with how respectful and familial they are/as I imagine them to be, this is just PERFECT and REALISTIC

So you guys know how the Jedi Order is filled with people from pretty much every world and species? Think about all the unique cultural things the Jedi would practice simply because the Order is basically a giant melting pot.

A Kalikori made out of Akul teeth, passed down through a lineage and carved in multiple different styles to represent the cultures of each of the lineage members.

Different Jedi taking inspiration for their cultural face tattoos from their Togruta master's lekku or their friends' facial tattoos or the designs on a Council member's cultural headdress.

Recipes that are fusion foods made of like five different cultural dishes because a group of friends all got drunk together, got the munchies, and fucked around in the kitchen until something tasted good.

Like, just everyone sharing their cultures with each other and then people adapting their cultures based on their lineages and the shared culture in the Order, shared culture being a form of expressing love and adopting someone into the Order/a lineage.

Obviously there would be things that are off limits and permission would have to be given and the Jedi would probably emphasize learning the culture before ever adapting it, but I just think that after thousands of years their would be a lot of shared culture among the Jedi.

Oh, and languages! With how many languages are probably spoken in the Order, I wouldn't be surprised if the Jedi basically spoke bastardized versions of every language mashed together---it'd probably be an always moving/changing/evolving thing that no one but the Jedi can understand because the Jedi use the Force to bridge any gaps there might be in someone's understanding.

A lot of words and phrases would be taken from Dai Bendu, just because it's my personal headcanon that the Jedi still speak it, but then it would branch out from there into Twi'leki and Togruti and Durese and everything else all mixed together.

I just...I love the idea of the Jedi having a mixed culture that reflects the diversity of the Order.

#jedi order #jedi headcanon #accepted

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PAL FRIENDPATINE HAS ME GIGGLING

it would have been really funny if palpatine enacted order 66 only to be immediately killed by one of his own clone guards who doesn’t really understand the difference between the sith and jedi and just sees palpatine with a lightsaber and goes “oh a jedi!” And point blank shoots him without hesitation

#star wars #fuck palpatine #fox deserves to murder as a treat

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my headcanon of this headcanon is that he can do both extremes with still no in between. its either ramen w/ homemade broth, gorgeous jammy eggs, and amazing toppings OR ramen toast. where you attempt to divide the instant uncooked ramen noodle chunk into two thinner halves that could get toasted/baked/heated which could also have stuff on top.

like you have the uncooked ramen right out of the package ||

and then you attempt to | | halve it but it really becomes like ..|../ (the periods are noodle crumbs) (i hope the visual helped)

My Obi-Wan headcanons is he either can't even cook toast or he can only cook 5 michelin star level courses there is no in between for me

#star wars #obi wan kenobi

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reblogging bc i love the visual

Anakin and Obi-Wan do the sibling thing where Anakin will pull Obi-Wan's hair when he walks past. Then Obi-Wan will elbow Anakin the next time he's near him. Then Anakin stands on Obi-Wan's foot.

It progresses until Ahsoka, Rex, and Cody walk into find Obi-Wan hanging from a bar on the ceiling and choking Anakin out with his legs while Anakin tries to lean forward and bite his shins.

#anakin skywalker #is a cryptid #obi wan kenobi #star wars #commander cody #captain rex #ahsoka tano #disaster lineage

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and that a solid chunk of it is housing...

I heart telling Europeans how much college is in the us