*sirius and james having a discussion in the afterlife*
james: he named his kid albus severus, ALBUS FUCKING SEVERUS!!
sirius: youโre kidding.
james: iโm dead serious.
sirius: noโฆiโm dead sirius, youโre dead james.
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james: sirius is about to come home from his third date any minute now.
regulus: third date? with the same guy? did he talk during the first two?
james: yeah no, iโm as shocked as you are.
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james: *holding up his smudged glasses* reg, darling, can you get me something to clean my glasses with?
regulus: sure. *stands up and walks over to sirius, rips his shirt off his back, and gives the torn piece to james*
james: *cleaning his glasses* thank you, my love.
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sirius: what did i ever do to you?
remus: *pulling out a list* i thought youโd never ask.
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more jegulus and their struggle with french <3
regulus: are you done practicing?
james: yes! iโve memorized what to say to sirius this time.
regulus: right, go on then.
james: tu esโฆa dรบmmyโฆ?
regulus: *facepalming* bรชte.
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Reblog if you support asexuals and arenโt a COWARD
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
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stanning the right man >>>>>>>
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good things will happenย ๐งฟ
things that are meant to be will fall into placeย ๐งฟ
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give me moots ๐ฉ๐ซถ
(i am in no way kidding, pls dm me, i wanna be friends with all yโall <33)
Every mutual group has:
a chaotic mutual but doesnโt show it
a cinnamon roll mutual but says that they are chaotic (not true)
a mutual who wants to commit arson
a mutual who wants to commit murder
a mutual who sunshine personified
a mutual who is so cool, it intimidates you
the mutual who makes edits/moodboards etc, they are hella cool
a mutual who wants to kill god
a mutual who is god. Periodt.
a mutual who has seen all the discourses
a mutual who has gotten involved in every discourse
a mutual who gets in a discourse accidentally, they didnโt mean to
A flirty mutual
a bookworm mutual
a dark academia mutual
chaos incarnate mutual
a mutual in A continuous existential crises
a mutual who is addicted to making picrews
a parent mutual, the only one with a brain
and a popular mutual
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sirius and remus texting:
sirius: i love you, stay safe! <33
remus: will do, i love you too abby. <3
remus: baby*
*sirius black is typingโฆ*
remus: oh god, here we go againโฆ
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the marauders are at a party.
sirius: *shit-faced drunk, dancing horribly on a table.*
remus: *sighing* love is blind.
james: *also shit-faced drunk, singing horribly on a makeshift stage.*
regulus: *facepalming* love is also deafโฆtone-deaf.
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*at james and regulusโ wedding*
everyone: aw, look at sirius, heโs gone to the back, heโs probably crying.
sirius: *dancing his little heart out because he no longer has to deal with jamesโ snoring or regulusโ 3 am epiphanies.*
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the marauders (and their incorrect quotes writer) are very engrossed in the depp heard trial.
everyone here is team depp! (you might wanna check on snivvy though, he might be team heard. but hey! you didnโt hear it from us!)
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regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?
james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much cafรฉ on an empty tรบmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.
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CONGRATULATIONS LOVE <333
lexiโs 200 follower bookstore
note; thank you so much! I never thought I would make it this far! i appreciate everyone so much. sorry that you have to put up with me!
rules;
๐ผ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ 1 ๐๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ ๐๐ฌ๐ค. ๐ข๐ญ ๐ ๐๐ญ๐ฌ ๐๐ผ๐ง๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐ !
๐ฌ๐ผ๐บ๐ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ ๐บ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐บ๐ข๐ญ๐๐!
๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ฌ ๐บ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐๐ฌ๐ค๐ฌ ๐๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฎ'๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐! ๐๐ฅ๐ผ๐ผ๐ ๐บ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ง๐๐ผ๐ฑ. ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐.
๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ก๐๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ค๐ง๐ผ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ผ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ข ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ผ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ผ๐ง!
๐ณ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ๐ผ๐บ๐; ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฝ๐ผ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ (๐บ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ / ๐ด๐ผ๐น๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ป ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ผ), ๐ด๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ฒ,
๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ง!
โฃ๏ธ โฃ๏ธ โฃ๏ธ โฃ๏ธ โฃ๏ธ โฃ๏ธ
๐๐๐พ ๐๐๐พ๐บ๐ ๐๐บ๐๐๐ป๐ - ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐พ ๐บ ๐๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ (๐บ๐๐ ๐ฟ๐บ๐๐ฝ๐๐) + ๐บ ๐๐ผ๐พ๐๐บ๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐'๐
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๐๐๐๐๐พ ๐บ ๐
๐๐๐๐
๐พ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ ๐๐!
๐๐๐๐ฝ๐พ ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐พ - ๐ผ๐
๐บ๐๐๐๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ป๐
๐ ๐๐บ๐๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐บ๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฟ ๐บ๐ผ๐๐๐
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๐๐พ๐ - ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ซ๐ธ ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐พ ๐บ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐'๐
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๐๐พ๐
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๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฟ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐บ๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐!
๐๐ ๐พ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ - ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐ + ๐๐ผ๐พ๐๐บ๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐'๐
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๐๐บ๐๐พ ๐บ ๐๐๐๐พ๐พ ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐ฝ ๐ป๐๐บ๐๐ฝ
๐๐๐พ ๐ฟ๐บ๐๐
๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐บ๐๐ - ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ซ๐ธ ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐'๐
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๐พ ๐ฝ๐๐บ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐บ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ ๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐!
๐๐๐พ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐พ ๐บ๐ ๐๐๐พ ๐พ๐๐ฝ - ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐ + ๐บ ๐ผ๐๐บ๐๐บ๐ผ๐๐พ๐ (๐บ๐๐ ๐ฟ๐บ๐๐ฝ๐๐) ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐'๐
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๐๐๐๐๐พ ๐๐๐ ๐บ ๐
๐๐๐๐
๐พ ๐
๐๐๐พ ๐
๐พ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐พ๐!
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the marauders as the types of people youโd see on eid day! (eid at the prongs household)
wakes everyone up at 6am bc family is coming over: james.
is having the time of their life cooking in the kitchen or making all kinds of desserts: peter
spends HOURS getting ready, so they have to be woken up extra early: sirius and marlene.
gets dragged by their feet to go to eid prayers: sirius
โgive me the fucking moneyโ : remus and regulus.
hands out money in cute little envelopes: mary and lily.
uses a money shooter and enjoys watching the battle royale as everyone dives to the ground to collect as much money as possible: sirius and regulus // euphemia and fleamont.
steals all the money from the kids: dorcas.
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the owner of this account, along with the marauders, would like to wish all their muslim supporters a very happy eid ๐ค๐ค
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