Good news! If this is an adult giraffe, you no longer need to perform rescue breaths after thirty seconds of chest compressions.
255 notes
·
View notes
Do you guys trust me enough to just click a link? You will not be disappointed….
Here
it’s not a virus, but why couldn’t you just trust me ?…
21 notes
·
View notes
Me at my exit interview like:
1 note
·
View note
She funny :)
This has been a Queen Beaver PSA you’re welcome
13 notes
·
View notes
When Christians say, "He is risen," they're forgetting the part where the dude loved to eat raw self-rising flour.
3 notes
·
View notes
Delayed, over budget, and understaffed.
879 notes
·
View notes
Ours wanted us to sign a contract 🙃 we said no thanks!
3 notes
·
View notes