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slothsaresleepy · 5 days
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slothsaresleepy · 5 days
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Good news! If this is an adult giraffe, you no longer need to perform rescue breaths after thirty seconds of chest compressions.
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slothsaresleepy · 8 days
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slothsaresleepy · 9 days
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slothsaresleepy · 9 days
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"So... can I open it?"
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slothsaresleepy · 11 days
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Ribbed for her pleasure.
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slothsaresleepy · 11 days
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slothsaresleepy · 18 days
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Do you guys trust me enough to just click a link? You will not be disappointed….
Here
it’s not a virus, but why couldn’t you just trust me ?…
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slothsaresleepy · 20 days
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slothsaresleepy · 25 days
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Me at my exit interview like:
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slothsaresleepy · 27 days
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slothsaresleepy · 27 days
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She funny :)
This has been a Queen Beaver PSA you’re welcome
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slothsaresleepy · 29 days
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When Christians say, "He is risen," they're forgetting the part where the dude loved to eat raw self-rising flour.
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slothsaresleepy · 1 month
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Delayed, over budget, and understaffed.
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slothsaresleepy · 1 month
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Ours wanted us to sign a contract 🙃 we said no thanks!
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slothsaresleepy · 1 month
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YOU CHEESE!
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