texts ;; sammy & thatch
Samson: What's your favorite Abba song?
Samson: I 100% would never judge you for answering that incorrectly so no pressure or anything just y'know personal opinions and shit. curious is as curious does
Samson: ...okay maybe a little judging as a treat but still no pressure <3
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I'll tell you a secret... my name 'Sam' is short for 'Samson'.
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absolutely fucking reeling from puss in boots the last wish. my grown ass friends made me see it and it absolutely fucked. it was mad max fury road for kids. it was a horror movie about the fear of death. it was a western about an ageing outlaw trying to regain his youth with the help of his ex fiance and homeless harvey guillen. it was about found family. it was about needing people and asking for help. it had the best depiction of a panic attack i've ever seen in a mainstream film. the villain looked exactly like boris johnson. there was a wicker man reference. it had a kill count higher than most slasher films. it set up shrek 5. they even said fuck.
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hi yes can i get some more of these blonde bitches
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A Patreon Q&A about Maxim's shapeshifting familiar, Samson! but Samson uses their powers to just prank on their crusty nerd~! 😂
I got a upcoming kickstarter of these guys in March 24! Subscribe to SLASHER U KICKSTARTER to get the first 24-hour discount for it!
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jim getting izzy’s glove means so much to me 🥺🏴☠️🖤
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olu was having so much fun 😭💗
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