#<- me when i'm delusional

[i-regret-a-lot]

casper looks so happy lifting that trophy so I'M so happy

#can't wait to reuse this when he wins roland garros too #<- me when I'm delusional #casper ruud #barcelona open #tennis

[sxturdaysun]

new fnaf dlc means i'm going to be inundated with more theories about what happened to michael as if he's not perfectly fine and well and lying in bed with me right now 🙄

#also as if there's... any theory to be made about him at all at this point? #i thought it was very clear what happened to him. 💀 #(we lived happily ever after actually and nothing bad happened to him ever <3) #<- me when i'm delusional #♡ — text #speaking of bad theories: i was watching ruin w/ hannah and i made the joke that Actually Cassie Is Michael's Daughter #because that's the state of fnaf theories now #and every day i fear i've spoken that into existence 💀 #🦊

[homkamiro]

"Love, huh?"

#i'm a big believer that scout was screamed at or punished by all the people around him because of his annoyance #brothers dates the mercs and etc #he's used to negative feedback and therefore feels really uncomfortable when he gets to be complimented or said nice things #his annoying behaviour is like some sort of defense mechanism #tho he likes to feel special to sniper. a lot #i know it's incredibly OOC but god just let me be delusional a bit. what's a girl to do #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 fanart #team fortress 2 comic #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 comic #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #sniperscout #speeding bullet

[emblazons]

MIKE "I AM NOT LEAVING WILL'S SIDE" WHEELER ⤷ part i || S02E06 - The Spy

#byler #miwi #mike wheeler #will byers #there is another one of these coming of him being beyond adorable lmao I just couldn't crop them the same lmao #also??? I'm so tired of people acting like this series of like FIVE ENTIRE EPS of Mike being present and fighting for Will #doesn't even exist?? like? folks really delusional for mid ass mlvn in S3 when S2 Mike exists lmaoooo couldn't be me #mike wheeler edit #stedit #byleredit #strangerthingsedit #dailystrangerthings #strangerthingscentral #tvstrangerthings #strangersource #tuserrae #userelz #tuseremilia #my gifs #stranger things

[jeeaark]

I will never be able to do the sunset scene justice. I will never be able to recreate the most beautiful, romantic confession, character growth showing, most heart-pouring-out mushy bits you ever did see in a githyanki. Because I.

Am a fool.

Who really wanted a dialogue option asking if keeping an illithid in the squad was gonna be a deal-breaker with this relationship.

Probably woulda ruined the tender moment pitching the piña colada friendship there.

....100% it would.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #lae'zel #greygold #babe's taking that protective love language very seriously #But seriously every conversation with lae'zel during act 3 felt like I was one wrong dialogue option away with her breaking up with me #The dawning horror when you realize the sole joy of your life is trying to befriend your brain-eating mortal enemy #The dawning horror when you realize you've placed all your joy in an optimistically delusional fool #This is probably validating Lae'zel's fear of sharing her heart #because she placed her heart in Greyg and Greyg is now cowabungaing off a cliff into redeem-the-irredeemable-or-die-trying-ville #I'm so sorry Lae'zel kladjfkdjf #remember when I said relationships can get bumpy~?

[sexxy-weird]

Not to be dramatic but I honestly think all of my problems would be automatically solved if they announced Willow season 2 today.

#willow 2022 #kit tanthalos #tanthamore #jade claymore #i'm delusional #but i miss them so much #when will they give the people what they want #it's me i'm the people

[naturecalls111]

Me, consuming any other media ever: how can I make this about zosan

#nc111 talks #zosan #this is about me playing fe3h for the eighteen billionth time and finding little delusional concepts in sylvix that makes me go #'nod nod nod that's so zosan of them so true' #like objectively it really isn't zosan of them at all but sometimes I see it between the lines and I'm like oh zosan sunglasses emoji #if you dare me i can even find the lawlu in sylvix im so talented #I'm not even kidding if someone made a game out of turning things into zosan i would never lose #i had an ant infestation in my bathroom the other day and I made it about zosan #my brother was like WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES THAN YOUR YAOI RIGHT NOW #like........ there is no bigger issue than my yaoi at any given moment.....ever.......... #whispers although I have to admit I enjoy the sylvix dynamic more than i do the zosa- *gets shot* #im so sorry there's just only so much bickering i can take before i'm like *smacks ship* I NEED YOU TO BE MORE BLATANTLY KIND TO EACH OTHER #In a way that doesn't feel so teeth-gritty or. well. OOC. LOL #Anyone who likes sylvix AND zosan will know what i mean I'm not going to explain it. iykyk #WAIT LMAO IM NOT DONE. EDIT: #when my first boyfriend broke up with me i was a melodramatic little shit about it #had a diary that i would like pour my heart into and the other day i came across it #and it's really telling that my first thought was “omg.... so zosan-” LIKE GIRL GET A GRIP YOU ARE DETACHING FROM REALITY #all for zosan CRIES ALL FOR ZOSAN...

[jangmi-latte]

i'm deactivating the moment twst reveals:

— vil's dad

— ace's big brother

— rook's siblings/parents

— malleus' parents/grandma

— cater's sisters

— farena and his wife

— jack's little siblings

— mama & papa leech and mama ashengrotto

— kalim's siblings

— mama and papa zigvolt

— silver's parents

especially the first three i mean HAHA come on twst you don't want me rummaging through your data files and twirls hair and pins you to the wall. i'll be here for years!! maybe even forever!! who knows who knows!! i mean it's not gonna happen!! haha twst hear me out. please.

#i'm vv delusional #as in VERY delusional #use me as bait i'm willing to sacrifice an ounce of my dna just to see rook's siblings #don't even get me started on the better trappola #I'M JOKING NOT MY SCRUNKLY ACE HE'S BETTER (unless) #blaire have you not learned from speaking too much #no no i don't obviously hello #I AM MANIFESTING SO HARD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH!!! (they're ruining it) #DON'T TALK TO ME WHEN THEY DROP (they won't) #twisted wonderland #twst

[foxaoxarts]

BEE KISS TOMORR- *dead* /j

If anyone wants to watch me drawing this like a little victorian child then the timelapse is below the cut 🤣

(FLICKER WARNING. It's all through out so be careful!👍 )

#RWBY #Bumbleby #Blake Belladonna #Yang Xiao Long #Foxarts #YOUR HONOR I HATE THEM (that's a lie actually) #I'VE BEEN STARING AT THIS FOR 3(?) DAYS NOW AND I'M SICK #Technically this doesn't contain spoilers but let me know if I should add the tag! #In reality I think cloud scene will happen episode 7-ish BUT being delusional is what being a bee fan is all about- #This is the first time I've actually tried drawing a kiss sooooo hope it turned out ok xDD #I am the one who looks away when anyone kisses for more than 2 seconds so. #Kisses aren't very photogenic that's all I'll say (I had 3 tutorials open and 5 references pulled up) #This was so messy- I forewent line art because I hate it and I thought it wouldn't be bad to just clean up the sketch. I was kind of right. #Watching back the recording is funny because I've always known I'm disorganized but just watching it play out is hilarious. #Enjoy my little notes and doodles 😌😌 #They're so soft I want to scream. #I SURE HOPE I DIDN'T FORGET ANYTHING 😭 #Risking my livelihood for these stupids since 2020 *strikes pose* #Anyways that's enough of my rambling. #HAVE A NICE DAY Y'ALL!!

[ryllen]

"I decided it's my break day today, Oh coincidentally, I'm gonna sit here, and watch you work." also it's too cute how Nemo just came run at me whenever i sat on a bench

#my time at sandrock #mtas #mtas unsuur #mtas builder #mtas nemo #fanart #FHSDHdhsds tbh HIS PINNING WAS EXCITING #but after that HE REALLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY OTHER STORIES at ALL to tell during DATE HELP fhasdhdhsd #he is JUST like Sebek I'M CRYINg @sebek stop talking about ur malleus sama guard duty @unsuur stop talking only about the civil corps fshds #i'm dying my heart is faltering from the monotony; but just like the rule of thumb on every fandom; it depends to us to enrich the characte #so now i'm trying to enhance my delusional level & it's working right now when i sat there & watched him work #Maybe I was HASTY because HE WAS the first fish that BIT; andeverygamehasthatcharacterthatissoveryeasytogetbutwithlessdepthinthem #BUT thinking back #HE is REALLY A NICE GUY #WITH A NICE HEART that's just IN THE RIGHT PLACE; and HE IS FUNNY TO BOOT fshdshdj #i actually cried when he talked about what his proudest stack of stones meant to him #because the value in it hits too close to home #and when he said pls tell me if i no longer have a good personality bcs i would like to be the first one to know #AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE FACE ON THE LEMON SOUP FSHDHSSFHSDH #I FELL RIGHT THEN RIGHT THERE #I FELL FOR HIM FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS #HE IS TOO CUTE AND SINCERE AND QUIRKY #DID YOU GUYS SEE WHEN HE JUST STRAIGHT WENT TO BED AFTER PAINTING FHSDHSDHSD I CAN'T; I LOST IT RIGHT THERE #everytime he said SET THE MOOD I'M DONE FHSDHSDH i am not sure if i should be glad or not that the music he plays when painting never retur #even when he said he's gonna SET THE MOOD again FHADHS it's way TOO FUNNY I JUST CAN'T

[canisalbus]

AU where there is some sort of zombie-like (maybe something like a rabid vampirism?)

Where one of the boys is bit/infected and desperately wants the other to join them, while also wanting to resist?

.

#oh that sounds so sad #I feel like in tragic scenarios like this Machete is always destined to be the weaker link #simply because the thought of Vasco unraveling and losing his mind legimately upsets me #like if Machete has rough time that's typical and he's used to it #but if they lose Vasco then they're both doomed #you know #I've always been really sensitive to zombie stories that deal with the concept of your loved one getting infected #and not quite knowing when they've gone too far and if there's still some of their former self left or not #they never end well but the idea of a person delusionally clinging to the hope of them both making it just #a trope that cuts deep instantly #anonymous #answered #now that I'm thinking about it this probably affects me so much because I have a massive fear of dementia #it runs in my family and I've seen what it can do to a person's psyche and personality and it scares me to death

[betashift]

[Zippers work both ways. Could we use it to close the improbability field back inside the fold?] -Potentially. If we combined shield harmonics with the Heisenberg compensator. You would have to connect both to the deflector array and generate a beam.

STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS — 2.09 "Subspace Rhapsody"

#the writers are so scared of gay people that I have to cling to paul wesley's acting choices (I see that smile sir. and the eyebrow wiggle) #snw #snw spoilers #jim kirk #spock #kirk x spock #snwedit #trekedit #startrekedit #tvedit #scifiedit #star trek strange new worlds #'carol is my on/off girlfriend who is pregnant with my child. except when I have the opportunity to randomly flirt with spock' #<- me when I'm delusional about my space gays

[seokmattchuus]

Did I finish The Brothers Sun in one sitting? Yes.

Did it fuel my mafia life dream? Also yes.

#dumb fuck ted talk #oh to be a trophy wife to someone dangerous 😔 #just gotta sit there and see nothing #it's like being a sahm but with extra steps #i could be like el chapo's wife “i know nothing. never saw anything.” #i have a total of four friends and only one would believe me if i said i bagged me a narcos #the others would think i'm just being delusional #when will i have a crusty old man who likes to kill people 😔 #rain's daily issue #rain's daily issue pt.2 #the brothers sun

[evilkitten3]

one (understandably) underappreciated thing about madara is that he's one of the oldest characters in the series,,,, yet even when he's literally a wrinkly old caveman on life support he never switches from using ore to using washi.

almost every other old man character uses washi, and even some of the ones that barely qualify as middle-aged (mr raikage sir you are 47???? hashirama and tobirama are even worse; you cannot tell me either of them made it past 35)

meanwhile madara's all "whatever i'm gonna get revived anyway i don't have to change shit"

#naruto #naruto shippuden #uchiha madara #i know naruto gets a lot of shit for calling everybody old #but in his defense so many characters talk like it???? #like if you're gonna use washi around naruto i think it's fair for him to start calling you occhan or whatever #g-d grant me madara's level of delusional self-confidence lmao #japanese #i don't remember him ever using washi ever. and neither did obito when he made the switch from tobi to darth vadara #also this is unrelated but what the fuck is going on with obito's legs #that is not where his knee(s) should be i'm pretty sure

[charkyzombicorn]

Another of my favorite tropes

#When I drew this I was thinking of #terumob #Bonus points if the ship turns 'God complex' to 'I am Second Best only to my S/O but they love me so I win anyway' #genosai #usolu #frobin #Franky is less delusional and more grandiose but I'm still tagging it #Can I tag this with Steven universe's parents? #gregrose #What's that one ship from the Witcher #And those two from ousama ranking #jaskier #Miranjo x Daida #saikai #saisonic #zosopp #convin

[haeryna]

forced marriage/friends to enemies to lovers au with megumi x reader because you're a kamo with a (relatively high) amount of cursed energy. you're sick of the Political Bullshit of the clans so you run off to jujutsu tech, telling only gojo about your reasoning. this happens a year before yuuji and nobara come into the picture, so you and megumi become best friends. except [redacted] happens and now you two hate your guts. oh, but your shitty family!! finds a way to marry you off to the naoya zenin!! but the contract states it has to be a zenin, not naoya zenin so gojo essentially legally marries you and megumi together.

but with angst because once upon a time reader did dream of this and now it feels like a nightmare because she's still in love with megumi but he hates her except, well, he doesn't actually.

(guys i'm so tired i have a test tmrw but of course Now is the time where i finally have some good fucking ideas i hate it here)

#hush haerin! ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ ｡꒱ྀི১ #i'm literally insane #delusional even #girlhood is really just #me screaming into the void #and crying #but the kind where u stare at yourself in the mirror #and you're like. damn #why am i kind of hot when i cry