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[schmoel]

hello hi ! a few things abt me/this blog: (feel free to block me if any of this bothers you)

call me schmoel i guess

hermitcraft/life series focused with a bit of empires and sos. mainly joel but i also watch/keep up with (in no particular order) pearl, gem, cleo, lizzie, joe, etho, mumbo, zedaph, cub, bdubs, pixl, oli

highly critical of these ppl as creators soz i may be a connoisseur but i am also a hater (and a communist)

i dont really ship anyone irl but i think rpf is funny

i dont really ship anyone ingame but i think their gay jokes are funny. sometimes.

i will tag any of my own posts as hermitshipping even if theyre jokes but i probably wont tag rbs

im very sorry if i go through your joel tags and like all your posts im catching up ok.

inbox is always open ! complain about the white men we willingly watch or talk about how cool joel is

oh also if you ever see pearl, gem, or joel transcripts pop up theyre likely gonna be from me

other projects i may or may not do: a better transcript searcher for all of joel's videos, joel, jizzie, and smalletho fanart codex, random joel compilations (failed water bucket clutches, all tool name jokes, random vegetable questions in mcc vods, bad enchanting luck, him regretting saying the word yummy)

#hermitcraft #trafficblr #smallishbeans #i #<- tag for my posts #idk if i should actually put this in the main tags but also i want joel friends

[slashthreat]

- juice

- on sabbatical but sometimes i appear again with no warning

- dnf is real

- tired of being nice

#/th #<- tag for my posts

[frondfucker]

cero, 22, she/her or he/him. my previous blog got deleted for reasons not yet revealed to me? so this is my temporary(?) new webzone. white bi genderfluid transmasc from the USA, tme. i love my gf. i mostly post about cartoons. sorry in advance for my awful taste in men.

don't follow me if you're under 18 (because i am an adult).

don't interact with me if you're a têrf/rádfem or próship/máp (because you fucking suck).

if we are/were mutuals you can totally add me on discord (my tag is pobodys nerfect#2419) in case they snipe this account too.

#🎲 #<- tag for my posts

[puppyboychewtoy]

feel free to dm me or send asks of any kind :)

i regularly post/blog about the irl violent transgender sex i have with my master ^_^

maybe maybe will eventually post pictures..

#🔒 #<- tag for my posts

[friendball-irl]

Mmm...

Fried Clauncher claw dinner...

This shit is good...

#ethically sourced of course! #add a bit of citrus juice and gaht dam #perfection #pokemon #unreality #pokemon irl #in character #graystuff #<- tag for my posts

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[nosongunsung11]

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

#pallas post its #not sure how to tag this one ngl #zolu #this is about zolu #but also my ocs and me from real life #5927 #also. #web weaving #normal dynamics

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

#i dont get to see their reactions but imagining them is fulfilling enough #comic #idk how to tag this. its not a text post but it doesnt fit in my art tag #o well

[tentacleteapot]

solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!

#add tags to help people find your post #for the record this is my genuine opinion on the matter #hall of fame #I like this post a lot actually I’m glad it’s getting notes thanks everyone #daphne.txt

[crabanarchy]

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

#hey guys I made this post. it's not that funny #my wife made me add these tags

[golyadkin]

Sons Of The Labyrinth or The Things Our Fathers Do To Us

#tentatively unprivating to post this...might have to private again if the bots attack #death // #icarus #minotaur #daedalus #comics #greek mythology #pulled out my old classic greek myths book to go over the mythology for this and man... #daedalus was kind of a piece of work huh #art tag

[crustaceousfaggot]

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

#1k #why the fuck did this blow up #this post sucks #i turned off notifs after like 300 notes cause it got sick of seeing tags #and now I look and there's fucking 12k???? #y'all could be reblogging my makeuo and cosplay posts that I spend hours on but no #Tumblr is as tumblr does #anyways #10k #what the fuck why's it still going #20k

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

#supernatural #dean winchester #yes I am tagging this because my faceblind ass almost didn't recognize him at first #I had to keep a straight face and I almost died #my post

[sapphia]

autism screening quizzes will be like “do you take things too literally” and then ask fifty of the worst-worded questions ever dreamt up by man

#autism #using the tag now i have my diagnosis #waited fifteen years to make this post. thx anti-self dxers.

[throesofincreasingwonder]

"A story doesn't need a theme in order to be good" I'm only saying this once but a theme isn't some secret coded message an author weaves into a piece so that your English teacher can talk about Death or Family. A theme is a summary of an idea in the work. If the story is "Susan went grocery shopping and saw a weird bird" then it might have themes like 'birds don't belong in grocery stores' or 'nature is interesting and worth paying attention to' or 'small things can be worth hearing about.' Those could be the themes of the work. It doesn't matter if the author intended them or not, because reading is collaborative and the text gets its meaning from the reader (this is what "death of the author" means).

Every work has themes in it, and not just the ones your teachers made you read in high school. Stories that are bad or clearly not intended to have deep messages still have themes. It is inherent in being a story. All stories have themes, even if those themes are shallow, because stories are sentences connected together for the purpose of expressing ideas, and ideas are all that themes are.

#original post #text post #500 #1k #2k #btw i know my definition of death of the author is loosey goosey here #it wasn't the main point so i went informal with it! as ppl in the tags have pointed out it isn't exact #and i do recommend reading the wikipedia article or similar (possibly even the essay itself if you're narsty) if you want to learn more! #wasn't expecting this to take off so my apologies to my barthes-heads out there #love you mwah #5k #10k #15k #20k

[reikacchan]

don't give up

#idk if i should tag it as vent art but?? it's a vent... #vent art #self encouragement #art motivation #Edit November 2023: Please do not refer this post as a political matter #it's my personal vent art and I don't want it to become something related to politics