#‘oh brother this guy stinks’

[hintofcolor]

I bring a little queer aspect to tv show fan spaces that straight people don’t particularly like

#me walking into a stereotypical straight space: I’m here to make your life better #everytime i get into a new fandom all i hear is that one fish from SpongeBob #‘oh brother this guy stinks’ #that one #fandoms #queer #bisexual #and i’m making it everyone’s problem

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#birds of a feather #my art #feralnette au #oh BROTHER this guy STINKS!!! #also lets clap for poor Dante who's been stressed out of his gourd

[rebelliousdandy]

did you know that 1/10 howl pendragon stans don’t know that he is:

a) welsh

b) a fucking asshole

#oh brother this gUY STINKS! #howl #howl pendragon #howl jenkins #howl pendragon jenkins #howls moving castle #ghibli #howls moving castle book #diana wynne jones #hmc book #hmc #hmc fanart #studio ghibli #rebelliousdandy

[batfossil-fr]

on a bit of a redgreen kick lately because why not

#oh BROTHER these guys STINK #i need to get them in their own tab but alas. maybe later #dragon share #flight rising #ok i JUST rescried the last skydancer in that skin and i think i like it better. if you saw the original no you didnt

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Gabriel trying to entertain an iPad baby as his confidence rapidly declines - A Compilation

Not going to transcribe these as its just songs being "sung" if you can call it that.

Anyway.

Chug Jug With You Audio Source

Happy Birthday Audio Source

Under the Sea Audio Source

Chug Jug (again) Audio Source

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #*he pronounces the name wrong cause it was directed @ someone in chat named gabriel #alternative title was 'karaoke with gabriel' but i think its really funny that its just like. kids songs?? these are all months apart too?? #i left the laugh in just cause the timing of chat redeeming 'oh brother this guy stinks' was perfect #uh the weird bg sounds during the birthday part. it was a vineboom..... i tried my best to get rid of it lol #aka the 'when tf am i ever going to have need for these clips. whatever ill just upload em all at once' compilation #that is like. half of the clips i have. im like. when do i even post this. what do i call this #if i had the time to make dumb pics like i did that one time it'd be a lot easier to just force context onto the clips lol

[ef-1]

Pov: you're in whos in a more shambolic state competition and your opponent is Alpine

#1st race.... oh girl ive seen this film before #give the team to Andretti #f1 #esteban ocon #pierre gasly #bahrain gp 2024 #oh BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS etc.

[scramratz]

I'll be condescending when you promote ignorance. You sound like cis people who say taking T at all is toxic to your body based on word of mouth.

Well that’s just not true. I literally listed 3 other methods of taking testosterone. A hormone that I take. Weekly. I was happy with being corrected, not like I’m the authority on hrt, but it seems like you were just looking for a reason to be rude.

#OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

[hooked-on-trout]

one more time now

#total drama #total drama reboot #total drama chase #boom shakalaka #he’s genuinely stupid #fish from spongebob voice #“oh brother this guy STINKS #i could never hate him

[sivrit-a]

hello! this blog will be moving to a sideblog which follows from @intone . if you see me follow from there ... well, yeah! happy new year!

#oh brother，this guy stinks! * ooc

[sseniita]

hello op, I adore the villain you've created in the medical malpractice piece. their energy, their quips, their motivations, their dynamic with the hero. it's brilliant and perfect and please, please do write more about them. "firework" now has permanently changed my mind. maybe a continuation or maybe another one-shot if you're interested? it's great stuff

omg thank u sm,, i was proud of it! and ofc! i didn't have a story laid out for them but im always happy to revisit my works (maybe even w/ suggestions wink wink nudge nudge) !! sorry for the late update, i may be silent but trust, i am lurking

medical malpractice: healing boredom

The villain hadn't expected for this to go on for this long, but the little hero was resilient. If the villain didn't know any better, he'd think the hero was getting as much as a kick out of this as he was. His thoughts took over his mind, only snapping out of it when he heard the squeak from the hero and the flinch away from his healing hands.

"Ouch." Hero cradled their newly healed fingers to their chest.

"Oh, so sorry, firework. I was distracted." The hero returned their hand and the villain got to work on their thumb. Maybe snapping each of their fingers last night was overkill they thought- he shouldn't be giving himself this much work. Each heal was a meticulous and fragile process; it took more power than messing with a frontal lobe or blocking an artery. The villain cursed silently as he moved to the hero's other hand.

"I didn't know you could do that." The villain hummed in confusion, asking for elaboration with a raised eyebrow. "Hurt."

The hero was smarter than the villain thought, but apparently also vulnerable to charm. They dismissed things when disguised as a joke or flirtatious comment. Which explains why the villain now spent their Tuesday and Thursday afternoons playing footsies with the Hero under oval tables at meetings. He had had many close calls.

"Mmm. Everyone can hurt someone, Hero." He responded, focused on the hero's untrimmed cuticles.

"Yes, but I didn't think you could do it physically, with your powers."

"Well, healing involves pain, does it not?"

"You don't make it hurt."

"Ah, you've never been healed by someone as talented as me is all."

The hero chuckled. "So it's a skill thing?"

"Of course. A bad nurse would draw blood during a vaccination," He smiled up at the hero, healing the hero's pinky without breaking eye contact. "but you wouldn't feel a thing with a practiced nurse"

The hero's eyes widened at the realization their pinky had been healed. They wiggled each finger that only an hour earlier had turned purple and gone limp.

"Oh, you are good. Thank you, Nurse." They said, impressed, batting their eyelashes and smiling at their fully functioning fingers. The villain stared at the clock, ticking towards 9 PM and letting him know it had taken almost an hour to heal the hero's fingers. Never breaking fingers again, he thought.

"You're all set. Anything else you needed from me?" The hero leaned back against their arms on the examination table, leisurely displaying themselves in their ripped suit with half lidded eyes. They crossed their legs and tilted their head to the side.

What are you playing at, Firework?

"Well, I don't know. I hate that our little meetings run so short."

"They're very frequent." The villain shrugged.

The hero rubbed over the tissue on the examination table, making an infuriating crackling noise. They continued at it while speaking. "I have a kink in my neck."

"I'm a doctor, not a masseuse, Firework." The villain said, turning his back toward the hero, distracting himself from the noise of Hero's fidgeting by organizing paperwork and folders at his desk.

The hero had been at this game the past few visits. Coming up with excuses and making up stories about them and the villain that he knew didn't happen. Last week the hero had said the villain threw them against a brick wall and broke their arm. The villain had certainly not done that.

He was starting to get annoyed at how peculiar the hero actually was. They blabbered non-stop while he took x-rays, they became very sweaty very fast, and they had acquired a staring problem when he inspected them. He assumed the fighting had finally gotten to them. It always does.

"Well, could you maybe at least look at it?" The villain sighed, mourning the fun he had had the past months. Was the joy of fighting the hero really worth the effort of healing them over and over again?

He turned to the hero, a red and sweaty mess, and moved his hands up their neck, getting close to inspect under their hair, to know exactly where to press. If they were lucky, they'd hit pressure point and the hero would drop dead.

The hero wouldn't stay still, squirming under him and leaning their head back. Their hand reached for his elbow and a light tug had made an effort to make them face each other. Noses just inches away from each other. The villain was about to ask what was wrong before he noticed the hero's glance to his lips.

Oh.

The villain was pleasantly surprised at the hero's delusion about their relationship, but that was neither here nor there. He smiled softly at the hero, taking complete control and kissing them even softer on the lips. He liked being a few steps ahead of them. The villain knew the hero had no self control and so was prepared when they grabbed onto the lapel of his lab coat and pushed him on top of them, deepening the kiss as they went.

The hero was very different in this state. Grasping onto the villain to save their life, throwing the stethoscope around his neck to the floor. Hero was in bliss, and the villain decided to keep going along. After the villain's coat was on the floor but before the hero could reach for the villain's belt, the pair was distracted by a knock on the frosted door.

"Shoot." The hero hissed, finally regaining themself, sitting up and diving for the villain's coat on the floor. Sorry they mouthed before yelling towards the door.

"Justaminute!"

"Hurry up in there!" A voice called from the other side.

The hero was red in the face as they fixed their suit, struggling with the zipper the villain had started pulling down. The villain smirked, taking the liberty of zipping it up the rest of the way, his cold hands earning a flinch from the hero. They turned back towards him, before the hero opened their mouth the villain hushed them.

"I'll come see you later, okay Firework?" Their head tilted, their eyes lustful, and their hands right at his sides, exactly where the hero didn't want them. All the hero could utter out was a pathetic Ok, biting their lip to hide their gushing smile before rushing out of the office, only mouthing a bye halfway down the hall.

The villain watched them leave. They didn't mind the 6 or so heroes awaiting treatment. They had begun to regret their choice, chalking it up to a waste of time and effort. All they had wanted from the hero was the occasional fight to get out of boring afternoons lazing around the mayor's office- that had gotten stale. But this could work too. Oh, this could definitely work too, he thought with a dreamy smile. As he gestured for his next client to come in, he knew it would be a messy healing job- he found himself a tad bit distracted.

Healing his boredom would hurt, it just wouldn't hurt him. If he played his cards right, the hero wouldn't even notice their own destruction. After all, he was a very talented doctor.

#writing #villain x hero #hero x villain #original fiction #oh BROTHER this guy stinks #angst-ish #whump?? #thanks for the ask #love u very much

[the-dragonborn-cums]

“But I do believe in Her, in my own way. I fear Her and I adore Her. But I haven’t lost my mind like you.”

#silent hill #silent hill 3 #vincent smith #vincent silent hill #my gifs:silent hill 3 #sure vincent you're the most sane person in the game #*that one fish from spongebob voice* oh brother this guy STINKS #at the same time tho #mother i would like to hunt him for sport!!! #eck eck eck and whatnot

[vozchik]

#persona 5 royal #persona 5 #ryuji sakamoto #yusuke kitagawa #oh brother this guy STINKS

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

the half-dragon byakuya togami

the winner of the togami heir competition, and the only heir in history to have significant human lineage and mostly human form

horns were intentionally sheared short when he was young because they were growing asymmetrically, but now they're taking too long to grow back. typically hidden by his hair. is using horn extenders to make his lineage more obvious

has scales on his face and fast-growing claws but otherwise has very few dragonic features. would like to be able to grow into these features quickly to reinforce his place as heir

grew up too fast compared to humans and too slow compared to dragons so he's not very well-versed in human or dragon society

#danganronpa #byakuya togami #my arts #oh brother this guy stinks #his design was hardest to come up with surprisingly #like. all this idiot wears is suits #its also hard to add too much flair to the suit itself without making it look too over-the-top #and he also seems like the kind of guy to favor old money simplicity (barf) #but i did add a bunch of lil gold accents and a gay little earring bc. yknow. dragon #dgr mnm au

[sanasanakun]

This is old news but I’m still not sure why people expect Gortash to be young(ish) looking? Like ok, first of all, the man is like in his early to mid forties. Second, um, idk if y’all forgot that he was a SLAVE for a while in like…hell??? And he had to escape??from hell?? That’s a little stressful. Ok, and then, he’s an arms dealer, which is like…kind of stressful?? Oh and then!! He’s a politician. And I don’t know if you’ve ever seen those charts that show president’s hair at the beginning of their term to the end, but …um…it ages you??? Cause it’s stressful??? And my man big Gort here was clawing his way up the ladder. That sounds, um🤔🤔 I mean that sounds pretty stressful. And then by the time we see him he’s literally been dealing with ORIN for months. I don’t even want to know his sleep schedule.

So tldr this man aged appropriately under the conditions he’s been through. I’ve aged more in one year from grad school than any other years of my life and that’s not even comparable. Stress and no sleep will nuke your skin😭 so thank you Larian for giving me a properly aged and stressed the fuck out man to lust after lmao

#I’m so drunk I need to stop looking at the hot politician man🥵 #but ofc the moment he walks on screen I’ll be like OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS! #cause he does #he’s so slimy and weird I hate him #but from afar👀👀 such sights intrigue #ok please ignore me for like ever #enver gortash #lord gortash #bg3 gortash #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #larian studios

[orcheeddd]

You can't be anybody's friend.

#spy tf2 #team fortress two fanart #team fortress 2 fanart #team fortress two #tf2 spy #blu spy #my art #tf2 fanart #oh brother this guy stinks

[bloodebrush]

keep forgetting to post the

#my art #william afton #springtrap #five nights at freddys #fnaf #fnaf movie #oh brother this guy STINKS!!!