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batzsgr · 2 days
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Is it just me, or is it getting hot over here?
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I think we all moved on from c!tubbo and c!ranboo's marriage too soon. That marriage had everything someone could want. Tender support through hard times. Disability 4 disability love. Propensity for crime. Weird little child. Batshit crazy third wheel (tommy). Willingness to both die and kill for each other. Undying devotion. Fucked up vibe. Toddler parents. Height difference. Ranboo's "alien's first day on earth trying to be human" energy. Tubbo's energy that I can only describe as "smiley face but squashed and evil." Ranboo constantly making tubbo new equipment and tools. Nukes. Idk what else. And then being exactly the same on the origins smp just more evil.
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puppybong · 1 day
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held the door open for my brother & he said “thank you… faggot…” and curtsied
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xiaq · 1 day
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“Why are you always sneakily trying to take pics of me,” I ask my partner, fully aware that if I see a camera I’m likely going to ruin whatever vibe he’s going for.
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allfryam · 3 days
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weight gain drive 2 story!
Bryce was living his normal life at college until he got a call from his mom. His grandma had passed away and she left all of her money to him. Bryce was astonished. He knew he was close with his grandma but all of her money? No way! but Bryce wasn’t dreaming. After lots of legal junk, Bryce went from a poor college student to having hundreds of thousands of dollars in his bank Account. The first thing he did with his money was hure his own personal servant. His name was Craig, and he was surprisingly quite young. He was 21, with a nice toned frame and piercing blue eyes. He had perfectly trimmed blonde hair that was slicked back over his head. Bryce had always wished for a servant to take care of him and follow his every command. His first command was to bring him dinner. Bryce requested McDonalds as he hadn’t had it in forever and he felt he should celebrate. He scarfed it down and burped with pleasure.
a few weeks into having Craig, Bryce had gotten used to the rich life. He made Craig dress him, brush his teeth, and even feed him. Bryce would just lay in bed shirtless playing video games while Craig would feed him. One day while Bryce was being dressed, he felt Craig start to struggle a little with his jeans. He looked down and noticed Craig couldn’t get the button. He was pulling as hard as he could but it wouldn’t budge. “What’s taking so long Craig?” Bryce asked angrily. “It’s your belly sir” Craig said. “It’s in the way”. Bryce scoffed, but looking down he could see his abs were no longer there and he did have a bit of a paunch growing. He shrugged it off as just his weight fluctuating a bit, and commanded Craig to get him some sweatpants to wear. And a cheeseburger.
Bryce spent his time loving the rich life. Most days he wouldn’t even get out of bed. Craig was there to tend to his every need. One afternoon, while feasting on Burger King, Bryce demanded more food. “But sir, you’ve already eaten—“ “GO GET ME MORE FOOD YOU IMBECILE!” Bryce interrupted. Craig hurried out of his room and came back a few minute later with an apple pie and some vanilla ice cream. Craig began to cut a slice of pie and spoon-feed Bryce. Craig was prepared to stop after the first slice, but Bryce demanded more. Craig continued to spoon-feed, not bothering to cut a slice. All the while, Bryce was entranced by the video game he was playing. It was almost like he didn’t even notice he was eating. His now rounded belly continued to swell and gargle in pain. It sat perfectly on the waistband of Bryce’s underwear, beginning to roll over and cover the Calvin Klein logo. By the time the entire pie was gone, the ice cream had melted. Bryce noticed this and didn’t even have to say a word to Craig. He just shot him a condescending look and Craig obeyed. He picked up the carton of melted ice cream and began to pour the thick liquid down Bryce’s throat. Some had spilled and began trickling down Bryce’s chest. It pooled at the crease of the belly where it had grown away from his body. With Bryce finally full, Craig cleaned up the mess and Bryce drifted off to sleep, still sticky from the ice cream.
Bryce had been gaining a significant amount of weight, especially in his belly, but when Craig would try to say anything about it, Bryce would promptly shut him up and make him go get more food. Bryce was nearing the 300 pound mark. His once toned stomach had blossomed into a round ball of lard. He gave up on shaving it so it was beginning to grow a bit of fuzz. His hard pecs had grown softer and larger and have started to rest on his expanding belly. His toned arms were a thing of the past. They were now coated with fat and they jiggled each time he moved his arms. His toned jawline expanded into another chin, and his ass started to fill out his underwear. Bryce looked like a completely different person. But he hardly noticed. He was so fixated on playing video games and commanding Craig to bring him more food.
to Craig’s surprise, Bryce alerted him that he had a date Friday afternoon. He had finally matched with this guy on tinder named Gavin. He was super hot and Bryce wanted to make a good impression. Craig figured Bryce hadn’t updated his profile since…
but nonetheless, Craig was happy to get Bryce out of the house. Finding an outfit was a little difficult however. None of Bryce’s nice clothes fit him anymore. After a quick trip to the mall, Bryce was looking great. He was wearing some size 45 waist khakis, and a Hawaiian button up shirt. It was an extra large but it was a little snug around the belly. bryce arrived at the restaurant excited. He hadn’t been on a date in almost a year so he was a bit nervous. He walked in and saw Gavin sitting at a booth. Bryce began to walk over and Gavin’s eyes grew wide. He nervously welcomed him and Bryce squeezed his belly into the booth. Gavin nervously made small talk until the waiter arrived. “What can I get started for you guys tonight?” The waiter asked politely. Gavin ordered first. “I’ll have the teriyaki rice bowl with a lemonade to drink” Bryce ordered next. “I’ll have the rack of ribs with fries on the side” “perfect. I’ll go get that started for y—“ “wait! I wasn’t done.” Bryce interrupted. “I’m also going to try the bacon burger, a large order of the boneless barbecue wings, the club sandwich, two orders of the personal pizza, and what the heck? Let’s top that off with a large milkshake.” Gavin and the waiter were stunned. Bryce just sat there with an innocent smile.
when the food arrived, various plates covered the table and Bryce didn’t waste any time before digging in. Gavin was almost mesmerized by this slob greedily destroying the food in front of him. By the end of the meal, Bryce had unbuttoned his tight shirt and his massive, hairy, round gut sat happily in his lap. When the waiter came back to check on them, he was terrified to ask them if they wanted dessert. And to nobody’s surprise, Bryce ordered a full cherry pie, three brownie sundaes, and a slice of chocolate cake.
Gavin had ended up ghosting Bryce after that night and Bryce was devastated. This only led to more eating however. Craig couldn’t keep up with how much and how fast he was eating. It felt like as soon as he finished a meal, he would request more. Bryce had grown up to 450 pounds. His massive body took up the majority of his bed, and he had no plans of slowing down. He didn’t even have to think anymore. Craig just brought him food constantly. He didn’t really even get full anymore. The last time that happened was when he ate 6 large pizzas in one sitting. But only a couple hours later, he was chugging a milkshake.
I know I took forever on finishing this story but I really like it. There won’t be a part two, but look forward to the end of the hot dog eating contest story coming up!
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wintercorrybriea · 2 days
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Atsushi? I finally found you!
- @wimpiest-in-the-east
oh! Thank goodness- Tanizaki- I had papers to give you! I found ‘em on my desk but they were addressed to you andddd yeah!
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solsart · 20 hours
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🌈🎪THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS KEYCHAIN PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN🎪🌈
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Just wanted to drop these here too. They are also open as pre-order in my etsy shop down below C:
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aliya-ai · 3 days
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A Greek goddess on the beach
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Tan lines don't you just love them ?
TTT Tan lines, Titties and Tuesday
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bbyy55 · 1 day
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My first post here
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whgos thart Green guy,.. from the poast
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SCOURGE?????
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happykjd · 3 days
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240423 dear u.
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puppybong · 2 days
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this has broken me like ill never recover
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swede1952 · 3 days
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A Downy Moment
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When I took this photo, I was watching this downy woodpecker (Dryobates pubescens) walking down a thick oak tree branch, when it suddenly stopped and turned as if to enjoy the sunrise.
You know, the photographs that I post here are not quite a vivid as the same photographs that I post at my pixel's gallery, because here, I reduce the size of the photos and usually make a slight reduction in the quality of the photos to make them easier to load.
Take a look: https://swede1952-photographs.pixels.com
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bthump · 15 hours
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this has probably been asked here before but how likely do you think it is that the author actually truly intended for Griffith and guts relationship to be romantic? How likely do you think it is we’ll get a blatant confirmation (eg a confession of love beyond being friends or even a tragic kiss) and if it does happen do you think it’s likely we’ll get an explicit confirmation on both of their ends so we know the feeling is reciprocated (because I know guts feelings can be underestimated sometimes compared to griffiths). Likelihood as a percentage or on a scale from one to ten lol. I think it’s already pretty obvious enough for me to be satisfied whatever happens but it would be nice if there was an undeniable proof of mutual romantic love. because I think no matter what happens if it’s anything less than spelling it out word for word people would still make attempts to deny their feelings which is kind of sad to me. But I could be wrong of course and romance wasn’t intended by the author. Either way I want them to reveal their feelings for each other whether platonic or romantic.
I'm cynical, so I feel like the odds of something textually romantic happening are like, 2/10 at best. Might've gone up to 3/10 if Miura was stlil alive since it's getting more and more common to confirm gay subtext and that might've influenced him, but since it's being written now by someone determined to adhere to the plans Miura told him, whatever happens is frozen in amber circa Miura and Mori's last conversation, with no room to evolve.
That's all pretty much a moot point anyway because again, I think the odds were always gonna be pretty miniscule anyway.
That said, I think the odds that Miura intended the gay subtext are like 9.5/10 lol. I think the romantic undertones are almost certainly deliberate.
I guess I just don't think it necessarily follows that the point of the subtext was ever to eventually become text. I think it was probably there for a lot of potential other reasons: to add a sense of depth and complexity to their relationship; to add more chemistry; potentially to appeal to women; to suggest that their relationship had the potential for romance that will never be realized therefore making their relationship even more all-encompassing and adding to the tragedy; serving the theme of childhood trauma fucking up your relationships; etc.
Of course I'd be overjoyed if it was acknowledged eventually, and I think the story would ultimately be better for it, like I'm not gonna say it's ~deeper~ if it stays subtext lol. But I think that considering the main target audience for Berserk is horny straight dudes, and while it's getting more common it's still very rare to have textual gay romances between two leads, and almost unheard of in legacy media properties, I just don't think the odds are in griffguts' favour.
Oh, though I do want to add that I'd say the odds of getting an acknowledgement of intense feelings between them post-eclipse is very high. I don't think it'd likely be a romantic confession, but yeah I think it seems very likely that Griffith and Guts are going to acknowledge the intense emotional hold they still have over each other. And if that happens I'll be happy even if it's not textually romantic. I'm sure it'll at least be homoerotic enough for me lol.
Thanks for the ask!
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