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spyglassrealms · 1 year

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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3bagshotrow · 5 months

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middle-earth dashboard simulator

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pippin was 29 years old???

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he should've been at the green dragon

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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo

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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas

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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb

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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE

I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:

Keep reading

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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back

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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins

I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.

4.5/5 stars

#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review

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who up mirking they wood

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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????

#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to

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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!

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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other

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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep

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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.

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by eru this can't be happening

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#please clap #lotr #lord of the rings #silmarillion #dashboard simulator #post simulator #mp

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obviouschild2014 · 7 months

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Thats the last time i buy ‘official’ merch from etsy because who is this.

#please clap.#doctor who #edit in case anyones checking here. yes its a real shirt and no theres no link bc i made it myself hahahahaha

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girlsgonetmblr · 2 months

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#Ggt #video #Clapping

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favqt · 3 months

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#favqt #video #clapping

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mo-mode · 4 months

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This is all I got from episode 5 actually

#gods: screaming their heads off … *slow clapping in the distance*#CONSENSUS #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series #grover underwood #the consensus song

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idontbelievethehype · 4 months

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Absolutely, irrefutably out of pocket behavior from Prime Video.

#Saltburn #jacob elordi #barry keoghan #felix catton #oliver quick #prime looked us right in the eyes and said ‘get a load of this faggot’#and we all clapped and said ‘yay good for him!!’

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boltlightning · 2 years

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look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.

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deniibella · 1 month

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After shower teasing🤭

I was trying to twerk in a towel but it was falling😅🤷🏻‍♀️

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narzissenkreuz-ordo · 7 months

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emotional support weirdo french people

#please clap i spent too much time on this stupid doodle FJDSKFJDSF #genshin impact #neuvillette #wriothesley #clorinde #furina #fontaine #yappin

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nitratekisses · 1 year

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#liv hewson #yellowjackets cast #yellowjackets #the rest of them clapping and cheering lmao very sweet

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spicyraeman · 2 months

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this got outta hand

#bg3 #bg3 band au #shadowheart #lae'zel #shadowzel #hey look I actually drew a kiss!#thats very rare for me pls clap #they're celebrating lae getting her drivers license or something #my art

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dogmotif · 2 years

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haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

#this is a good one everyone clap and cheer for me WOOOO good post #will speaks

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visenyaism · 25 days

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Gortash redemption wouldn’t work because he does not give a fuck about growing or improving or breaking the cycle he’s putting fireworks into teddy bears for refugee orphans because fuck ‘em. He’s cooked. Ketheric thinks he’s too far gone the sunk cost fallacy already has his hooks in him. It’s over. Orin though. Six months of secure attachments to people who see her as an individual, an introduction to art mediums that are not finger painting with intestines, a trip to the circus (fun), regular exposure to the sun, and a blunt later and she is picking up trash by the river and voting in municipal elections.

#i could fix her #bg3 #i know she LOVED that clown she was jumping up and down and clapping

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killthefuckinglights · 1 year

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