#. . . yard talks. ･ﾟ✧

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 163

Danny pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath, counting to ten and then letting it out. Why was this always his luck? Alright. Okay. Time to move again thanks to Dan pushing his body too far again, and ending up in his core. This was not how he was expecting to spend his days when he ghost-adopted his clone and sort-of son now actual son. Welp, he’ll throw a dart at the map to figure out where he’ll go next. 

Hm. Well, pack up Ellie! They’re moving to a place called Smallville, you always wanted a horse, right?

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The Nightingales end up the Kents’ neighbors #Which is probably very useful when a spaceship crashes in the yard #Danny is good at hiding his powers but a baby Dan is in fact Not #Jordan and Clark are inseparable #They’re really good at Bad Cop & Good Cop #Ellie is delighted to be the older sister and encourage all their mischief #Or help them fly (again in Dan’s case) #Martha teaches Danny how to cook without accidentally bringing something to life #Dan is definitely not jealous of how much Clark talks about his new BFF Batman when he starts superheroing #Well as the older-by-a-couple-months person it is his duty to make sure this dude is a good friend for his barely-younger cousin #Somehow he ends up the inbetween of Clark’s optimism & Bruce’s pessimism #He also just sometimes Shows Up at the watchtower after the league is formed despite not being a hero

[starry-bi-sky]

Hello Starry! I just had a thought about your Danyal al Ghul AU, and didn't have anyone else to share it with, so here we go:

If in this universe Bruce is Jewish, and Danny knows this(probably from a google search), he may wear a Star of David necklace to have a piece of his father with him at all times, since he knows he will never get to meet him. Or maybe the necklace sits in a box under a floorboard, because he can't stand the constant reminder of the father he'll never get to have. Maybe he observes Sam and her family celebrate Jewish holidays, or he learns how to by himself, but uses the time to mourn, instead of celebrate.

Anyways, hope all is well, and thank you for sharing your writing!

AAHHHH??? YOUR BRAIN??? Thank you!! I love sharing my writing, it soothes my need for attention lol. lmao, even. (Also how did you know i was thinking of my danyal al ghul au today -- i have an unfinished draft that i was thinking of delving into after my work meeting) also aahh!!!!!!!! im so happy that you wanted to share your thoughts with me about it <333

But dude BOTH of these ideas are soo?? GOOD and ANGSTY. I love angsty. Danny would for sure know if Bruce was Jewish, lil guy did an obsessive amount of research on his dad the moment he got his hands on a computer and figured out how they worked. Danny has like, a three inch thick folder almost on his father alone. Anything he could get his hands on, he's got it. That thickness is almost exclusively from his first like, six months in Amity Park. He keeps it in a box in his closet, along with his growing-folder on Damian and his achievements as Damian Wayne. He pages through it when he's feeling like mourning.

First off: him wearing a Star of David necklace to feel connected to Bruce. That is SO sad and I love it so much. He bought it with an allowance he'd been given when he first started living with the Fentons, he keeps it tucked under his shirt so nobody even knows he has it. Sam and Tucker don't until it slips out while he's hanging out with them and when they ask him about it, Danny very reluctantly tells them that his father is Jewish. When he's distracted, nervous, or sad, he fidgets with it. How this looks is that he looks like he's kinda rubbing his chest, like ungrasping and grasping something.

Second Off: him keeping it in a box under the floorboards. That is also so, so good. He's got it in the box along with a few other things that remind him of his father and Damian and his mother. He takes it out when he's feeling particularly lonely and homesick, it's a feeling that never really goes away even after five years of living in Amity Park. It's like a longing for something you'll never see again, but isn't that just how grief works? i can just imagine him sitting against the bed, late at night and back from patrol. He's still in his ghost form, his katana laid on the ground next to him, and his almost bird-like cape pooling down beside him as he cups the necklace in his hand like he's cradling an egg. Maybe he's bleeding from somewhere, and he's telling the necklace about patrol, murmured soft in Arabic.

When he finds out Sam is Jewish he probably, after much consideration, asks if he can observe their holidays -- after all, researching Jewish holidays only does so much. Sam agrees when he explains why, much to her parents chagrin, and he sometimes tags along. But once he gets an understanding of how they go, he starts doing it on his own. Somewhat. He celebrates with Sam for most of it, and then has some time to himself where he celebrates it on his own. So it's a little bit of both.

^^^ which brings me to thinking about my danyal snippet here where Sam is at a Wayne gala and tears into her parents over Danny in front of Bruce. And it's making me think of, with this idea in mind, Sam in a moment of emotional impulsivity, saying "I know that he wears a Star of David because his father is Jewish and he wants to be closer to him, because he loves him so very fucking much." And while saying that, briefly makes direct eye contact with Bruce as a way to tell him "I know you're his fucking dad. Look at the son you have left behind."

If only for the emotional gut punch that can leave Bruce with. 🥰

Thank you for the ask! I had a lot of fun responding to it, have a fantastic evening/day/night.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #danyal al ghul #danyal al ghul au #older brother danny #also courtesy of my good friend the-navistar-carol danyal is very 'paul revere' by noah kahan coded. you should def give it a listen if you #have the time. the lyrics go HARD look: 'but I'm in my car and I see the yard. the patch of grass where we buried the dog and the world- #makes sense behind a chainlink fence. if i could leave i would've already left.' AND 'and when they ask me who i am. i'll say i'm not from #around here.' like absolutely go take a listen if you have the time. #if anyone were to see him while he's talking to the necklace they might see him crying once or twice. but that's not possible. #al ghuls do not cry.

[kaldurcalm]

Hey does anyone have tips for keeping fleas off the damn dog while depressed and not earning your own money?

They're taking up residence on her tail.

#no i don't want to use essential oils. mostly. #it would be nice to just spray her with rosewater and be done with it. #i gotta get over the malaise and either schedule a grooming appointment or give her a bath #I've misplaced the flea medication i brought with me #seresto collars are at best over 40 dollars #fleas are learning to ignore certain medications #i need to bathe her like every week right? #please excuse me while my executive dysfunction despairs. #i gotta talk myself into being able to do this again. #it's just. so much. #the yard the dog the floor the dog all of the laundry the dog laundry again the dog the floor again the dog #those alternative collars don't really work. they just smell bad.

[noyzinerd]

Yes, yes, claws. Big bad werewolf, so very scary, yadda yadda. Whatever. Not important.

You know what is important? Derek Hale's fucking booty pop.

Holy Jesus, the bounce on that ass is like the distance to the moon and back!

God damn. I wonder if he has chonic back pain carrying that thing around. I mean, I know I fucking would if I had to lug around two Jupiters made of Jello every day.

Now, notice how he doesn't shake his hips or twerk his pelvis in any way? Like, his back and legs show his perfectly still skeleton?

This means that that is all just supple butt flesh involuntarily rippling under his sudden movement like setting down a plate of flan.

His ass looks like it was fucking startled.

#Teen Wolf #Derek Hale #tyler hoechlin #🍑 #Sterek #Could bounce that ass off a quarter #No you heard me right #You wanna talk about milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard #Derek's ass is one of those thiccccccc Dairy Queen Blizzards that can be held upside down without falling out of the cup

[dummy-morty]

#rick and morty #morty smith #everyone talks about The Droopy Mouth Face but the thousand yard stare is probably my fav morty expression in the whole show #he looks so lost... in an ugly-cute way... #just chatting

[faunandfloraas]

anytime i watch male idols do girl group dances super halfheartedly- i'm talking limp, not putting their hips into it, not putting their ass into it, not putting anything into i'm always so disappointed... Seo Changbin would never have let me down like this.

#looking like a half deflated ballon man that they put up outside car yards is utterly pointless so why dont you BUCK up and dance like you #mean it #the fact that so many girl group girlies blatantly talk about changbin and love him is telling tho imo #like im sure its bc of his personality and everything behind the scenes but also him being so vocally supportive and into gg's surely helps #add to his already abundant charms

[tantamounttoflirtation]

I know how we all love to say that Will looks good covered in blood but I bet he fucking hates it. Have you ever been covered in blood? Its a sensory nightmare. His autistic ass would crumple like a car in a high speed collision if he had to sit there in damp clothes smelling like copper for more than 5 minutes. And if it dried on him? Full meltdown. No wonder he hurled himself into the ocean after killing Dolarhyde. Bro was probably ready to crawl out of his own skin at that point. On that note: Hannibal also hates the feeling of blood on his skin (despite liking how it looks) hence the clear vinyl suits

#h talks #they both appreciate the aesthetics of blood but neither of them like being drenched in it for long periods #they're autistic4autistic so this post is 100% correct #thats why he had that thousand yard stare in apéritif. not cuz he just killed someone. he was dissociating cuz the sensory input was so bad #just like me fr #nbc hannibal #Will #Hannibal

[ludaidenisms]

homoerotic karaoke in australia with the boys ✌

#aimwig #mine: gifs #mine: ludwig #mine: aiden #the yard #ludwig ahgren #aiden calvin #ludaiden #aiden #ludwig #they're insane. #i've been thinking a lot about the couple months where lud was talking on stream every day about how he wanted to stab aiden #through the heart. sensually #because they have problems. and issues

[churchydragon]

oh abso-fucking-lutely I will

#I'll do anything for this freak. he is literally a weird little bug and I love that for him. raccoon digging in my yard. #churchy talks #cult of the lamb #sozo #cotl sozo #cult of the lamb sozo #sozo cotl #sozo cult of the lamb

[moomeecore]

i found a book abt the anti lawn movement at the library & decided to sit out in my yard & read it. but ironically there was a neverending barage of power tool noises making it difficult to focus. so i walked to a nature park near me in order to escape the dreaded sounds. almost stopped at the mowed picnic table area bc i hate walking but fortunately pushed forward and made myself walk up an annoying hill to an area that is a preservation of a native oak savanna & sat down against a tree near the edge of the path & did my reading there. and honest to god that was a 100/10 experience. there was something so powerful abt being in a preserve for a locally native habitat while reading abt the impacts homeowners can have on native plant preservation! it powered up my energy towards my life mission (evangelize abt enviormentally sustainable gardening to every single person who comes within a 10 ft radius of me) by like. 15 points. also a deer walked up to me and that was super cool

#i was there for like 3 hours and i wanted to stay longer #but the sun was setting and i was hungry and had to pee super bad #gonna try to do this tommorow as well. bc ik winter is gonna hit soon #and then its not gonna be plausibe #i still heard Industrial Noises up there but i used my noise cancelling headphones #& that blocked most of it out #ive finallt started progressing on writing persuasive essay on this subject #previously id focoused my efforts mostly on reaserching the practical side of like. how to covert ur yard #+ what plants to use. etc #but now im looping background writing abt the actual reasoning behind it #which like. i feel like i needed zero actual persuasion to get on board w this. which is why i didnt #dedicate to much time to reaserching the 'why' #but i do a whole lot of promoting this subject to people i meet so i might as well read up & #try & create a more comprehensive & detailed resource to send to ppl #after i give them my Rip Up Your Lawn talk #i mean i give them the gardening advice resources. but i think some ppl need extra convincing & thats what this is for #LAWN LAWN RIP UP UR LAWN. KILL UR LAWN PLANT REAL PLANTS <3

[recklesshorizons]

he angy >:(

#acnh #animal crossing #i think someone told him muffy's halloween decorations are better than his #unacceptable of course #everyone knows pietro's yard is the talk of the island

[resident-gay-bitch]

modern snape’s group would unironically start one of those alpha man podcasts and the marauders would find it so hilarious they’d sit there listening each week and then make a podcast themselves mimicking everything those guys said and 90% of the thing would be them wheezing and crying laughing into the mics but people would gobble it up

they’d also bring the girls in for special episodes and act like really dumb guys asking dumb questions and they’d all just be posing themselves and secretly shittalking like snape and mulciber and stuff but it’s also really helpful and teaches people actual stuff. like they’d pretend to be dumb guys not knowing how sanitary products work and then the girls would sit there “makinf fun” of them and teaching them about these things and saying all the shit they wish they could actually say to dumb mysogynistic men’s faces all the time

sometimes the royal court (skittles) would get bought on there too and it would get even funnier because they’d all be playing different characters making fun on “alpha” males and trying not to laugh

james and sirius would love it so much they’d have their own spin off podcast where they just get to be normal dumb like the basement yard podcast

#i believe this is cannon #you can’t tell me they wouldn’t #jay talks #marauders #slytherin skittles #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #marlene mckinnon #mary mcdonald #lily evans #regulus black #barty crouch jr #pandora lovegood #evan rosier #dorcas meadowes #snape slander #basement yard #au idea #dead gay wizards

[theinfinitedivides]

so when are they going to f*ck onscreen. bc ik Ha Kyun can f*ck onscreen

#tv: biography of a villain #biography of a villain #evilive #evillive #shin ha kyun #shin hakyun #kim young kwang #shin jae ha #kdrama #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #i'm talking frontal shots no pixelation the whole nine yards it's overdue #do not be cowards release the footage

[qbdream]

austin's face after finding out ludwig and aiden made out is probably the funniest thing i've seen maybe ever

#austin show #like girl me too #like that's literally what jumpstarted my yard fixation qt mentioned it on hasan's stream back in like october #and i was already a bit insane over lud and then i saw that and it was just. #and that's what sent me to the yard like she had said they talked about it on the pod and i was like. well now i have to find it #so i scrubbed months of podcast until i found that clip and i've been insane ever since

[zipmode]

Hey so turns out lifting heavy objects all day and then immediately going bowling isn't something you should do when you have bad hips

#zipmode talks #ill be fineeee my hip is just bitching at me more than usual #i was planning on keeping up the yard work tomorrow too but if my hip still hurts by morning ill probably have to stop </3

[majimasleftasscheek]

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

#when da blimbo is covered in bwud and viscerwa uwu #currently stuck on chap 7 cuz I see okita in the yard and like a bitch before prom I'm like omg do I go talk to him teehee #twirls my hair with whimsy and throws up violently #ryu ga gotoku #ishin #okita soji #my art