#5moreminutes

[eric-sadahire]

Did you know?

The Wood Frog can hold its pee for up to eight months

(And when that frog pees it feels very very relieving)

#5moreminutes #butwhy #powermove #frog #patience #eightmonths #funfact #holdingit #pissholding #humor #winner #notthatbad #woodfrog #gottago #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artist on tumblr #tumblararian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #perspective

[annagaw]

"Let me see you”

Currently reading Chef’s Kiss by 5moreminutes, which is, so far, so entirely different a reading experience to the one I was expecting and had emotionally prepared for. As in, I was not emotionally prepared. But I’m 60% in and having a glorious time.

Like, I was expecting, based on the summary, something rather light-hearted, perhaps even a little cracky. But the richness of the prose? The devastation that certain lines are causing me? The fucking lore?! This fic compared itself to Halloweentown in the description. I have been shamelessly catfished and I could not be happier about it.

Anyway, run don’t walk for your weekly 65k of prison reform, mystery solving, and pining through steel doors (oh, also some absolutely primo NottPott).

#dramione #dhr #dramione art #dhr art #hermione granger #draco malfoy #chef’s kiss

[chinchillasinunison]

@5moreminutes said this post was Mondo dialog and I couldn't agree more

#danganronpa #mondo owada #makoto naegi #incorrect quotes #memes

[38sr]

psst. its on ao3.

I FOUND IT AND OH MY GOD.

Thank you for your service 5moreminutes 🙏🏽

#i cannot believe this #and yet i am so happy this happened haha

[minty-and-fresh]

2 versions I did for myself

Make your yourself in this picrew and tag someone else to do so as well :)

@5moreminutes @mushroom-in-space @thehauntingofhillhousepdf @lunar-writes @itsdappleagain @hey-yall-cam @sir-wilburt

#picrew #make yourself #tag game #Anyone who sees this feel free to reblog as well

[millennialgrandma]

December Wrap Up

What the fuck, how is the year over? I'm finally home after an extended visit with family over the holidays on account of the whole blizzard thing - a whopping 13(?) days of sleeping on the couch and eating Christmas candy and not knowing what day it was - and now you're trying to tell me that it's 2023?? In this economy??

Things I Wrote

Babes, I wrote nothing. I wrote zero things. Not a single writerly thought entered my brain this month.

Things I Read

Word count is going to skew a little higher this month because I *finally* read the final chapter of LaOHA (started way back in April and very poetically finished on Dec 31). Also, a large number of fics can be attributed to holiday group reads over in the RoR discord server. I'm delighted that we're making this a little holiday tradition 💝

Additionally, I was lucky enough to lend my voice to a podfic project. Over 20 voices came together to bring All I Want For Christmas (Is For You To Stop Talking) to life, with a chapter released each day leading up to Christmas. It was such a fun way to experience the story, and you can find the podfic version here!

Fiction:

Nonfiction:

Fanfiction:

Complete: (approx. 419.6k)

All I Want For Christmas (Is For You To Stop Talking) by @femmequixotic and @noeeon (drarry, E, 162.9k)

Advent Group Read: Where the Love-light Gleams by @monsterleadmehome (dramione, E, 4.8k)

Reread for Advent Group Read: I'm Never Lonely When I'm With You by @pacific-rimbaud (dramione, M, 5k)

"I Can't Stop Thinking About It" by brokenpromisesandhope (dramione, E, 10.2k)

Advent Group Read: Naughty or Nice by @morriganmercy (dramione, E, 5k)

Advent Group Read: Christmastime Is (Unfortunately) Here by @inadaze22 (dramione, E, 5k)

Reread for Crack with Friends: Father Christmas by MotherofBulls (dramione, M, 4.1k)

Reread for Crack with Friends: Dramione; OR, Drack Malofy, Second-Rate Detective by @grangerdangerfics (dramione, M, 2k)

Advent Group Read: Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot by @raven-m-3 (dramione, E, 4.4k)

Advent Group Read: brandy, apricot, and spice by @lovesbitca8 (dramione, T, 2k)

Advent Group Read: Christmas Eve by @colubrina (dramione, GA, 1.3k)

Advent Group Read: Crash into Christmas by @scullymurphy (dramione, M, 5k)

Advent Group Read: Richard by @indreamsink (dramione, M, 5k)

Advent Group Read: Snowdrifts by @indreamsink (dramione, T, 5k)

Wanted Man by @kittenshift-17 (hermione/thorfinn, E, 9.5k)

Anything, Minister Granger by @rockthecasbah (dramione, E, 2.6k)

Advent Group Read: Immersion Therapy by @senlinyuwrites (dramione, T, 5k)

Reread for Advent Group Read: Mulled Wine and Kisses by @willhavetheirtrinkets (dramione, E, 4.4k)

Advent Group Read: Towards the Finish of the Year by @willhavetheirtrinkets (dramione, T, 4.7k)

Advent Group Read: A Stake of Holly Through His Heart by @lovesbitca8 (dramione, E, 8.7k)

anything you want by harlowvera (darklina, E, 3.5k)

The Yule Guard by @rockthecasbah (dramione, E, 5.7k)

Love and Other Historical Accidents by @pacific-rimbaud (dramione, M, 153.9k)

WIPs: (approx. 4.9k)

Kingdom Come by @inadaze22 and @jaxxartbox - Chapter 10 (dramione, E, 4.9k)

Things I'm Currently Reading (Heading into 2023)

Well, shoot. I made a whole little list for myself in my notebook. Titled it "To Read Before End of Year" and everything. And yet (and yet, and yet).

So I guess heading into 2023, I have 9 WIPs I'm following that I need to catch up on. I started both Chosen by 5moreminutes and Disappearances by @batmansymbol this year (one as part of a group read and the other listening along to live recordings). Life happened and I never finished either, so they are top of my list for 2023. We had also started Contradictions as a group read before life rudely got in the way there, too. Never fear, @ambpersand my love, my horny deranged screams are coming for you this year!!

That's all for now, my doves! I hope you all had a lovely holiday season. Stay tuned for the annual summary stats post for 2022!

#december wrap up #wrangling the words #fics i've read #fics i'm reading #i guess i'm podficcing?

[fyeahdramionefics]

Chosen

Author: 5moreminutes

Rating: M

Genre: slow burn, multichap, sixth year au

Summary: Draco Malfoy has a mission to complete, and no one can help him. Spending nights stuck on Prefect duty with Hermione Granger only adds to his problems. Doesn't it? Or is it possible that their unlikely relationship could alter the course of the Second Wizarding War -- if the Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices can get this one thing right?

READ HERE

#m #slow burn #multichap #hogwarts #dramione #dramione fic #dramione fanfic #dramione fanfiction #dramione fic rec

[cherrysodaandsweettea]

i associate u with chihiro & jotaro when i see them i go ''oh look my beloved mutual 5moreminutes"

ahhh nice nice!!!!! Haha!!!

I heavily relate to both of those characters, so that’s kinda funny!!!

#hi mutuals hi

[ozti4reel]

You know I took a 5300 year nap once it ended in 1991 when some hikers woke me up #5moreminutes #Ilikesleep

[makonicole]

Turn that light out!! it's too early!! 💜

BOSS dog is not a morning puppy

#makoness #bossdog #5moreminutes #goodmornings

[analogseeker]

Hey kaz! How are ya doin?

- Cherry

hi cherry! ive been doin pretty good, wbu? :-0

#kaz.text #sorry for responding to this late i was asleep #asks #5moreminutes

[systemshoutouts]

Shout out to Damian for being the best bug brother ever and keeping me out of many dangerous situations + always being there for me

💙💙💙

#system shout outs #system pride #plural pride #system positivity #osdd #did #otherwise specified dissociative disorder #dissociative identity disorder #ddnos #plurality #pluralgang #to Damian #5moreminutes

[dangan-genders]

Hi!! Could you maybe do the agender flag picked from Chihiro Fujisaki or the nonbinary flag picked from Mondo Oowada?

Thank you so much!!!

of course! you can find your requests [here] and [here] !!

#🐾 mod mew #🪐 me and my sidekick are unstoppable ; request completed #🪐 let's look at the stars ; chatting #5moreminutes

[eric-sadahire]

Does anyone get upset when you're dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I can't tell you how many times I'm having a good or weird dream and then wake up like OMG what did he find out? is he okay? what should I-fuck what was I dreaming about again? One time I spent a whole dream preparing a huge holiday dinner and I didn't get to eat it.

#dreams #cliffhanger #halfremembering #unfinishedbusiness #cantgobacktosleep #anticipation #stillhungry #confused #5moreminutes #frustrating #missingepisodes #painting #acrylic #artoftheday #artwork #dailyartwork #artist on tumblr #artporn #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat #bierdeckel #perspective

[minty-and-fresh]

Got tagged by @bruneburg

M-Me and Michael by MGMT

I-I can’t handle change by ROAR

N-Nebraska by Low Hum

T-Tongues and Teeth by The Crane Wives

Y-You Are Going To Hate This by The Frights

F-Feels like we only go backwards by Tame Impala

R-Rhinestone Eyes by Gorillaz

E-Everybody Breaks Down by Girls Rituals

S-Stress Relief by late night drive home

H-Hey, who really cares By Linda Perhacs

1-1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins

0-0% Angel by Mr.Kitty

8-8 by WILLOW

@5moreminutes @lunar-writes @mushroom-in-space @ohmygodzanescute

make your url out of song titles and then @ as many people as there are letters in the url

#tag game

[dramioneasks]

Hi! I’m looking for a certain fic. All I remember is that it’s in D’s pov; he’s a prefect; him and H were patrolling and H kept bumping into him while they were walking. Also there’s a scene where he was admiring H internally while they were patrolling. Sorry if it’s vague but that’s all I can remember

Anyone?

Edit: Thanks!

carlycannoteven: I think this is chosen by 5moreminutes ? https://archiveofourown.org/works/16832419/chapters/39513448

#anonymous #draco's pov #prefects