#A FUCKING

[yanderemommabean]

Y'all...I have no words other than "I am morbidly curious"

-Mommabean (it’s a game on Itch.io for those curious ))

#mommabean #personal #but it looks fun #yandere games #a fucking #yandere santa claus game

[fortunelowtier]

One of the things that's always irked me with fnaf lore is how they've already just kind abandoned the Afton stuff and are going into the weird pseudo sci-fi bullshit, despite the fucking angsty narrative GOLDMINE that could be made from Michael Afton alone

Like man fuck whatever they’re doing for the fnaf movie now, I don’t rlly care abt the animatronic side of things, i wanna see the trilogy following this physically and emotionally abused 16 year old struggling with the loss of his sister, his mother, and then causing the death of his brother, then having that guilt stick with him for decades until he’s tricked into wandering into his own fathers facility where he is then gutted like a fish and piloted like a fucking mech by an animatronic spaghetti amalgamation. Only to wake up weeks later as an empty rotting husk on the sidewalk with only one thing in mind, to kill his father and end all of this

He manages to track down his uncle Henry and after months of planning he manages to lure William and everyone else still refusing to pass on into a pizzeria which is then lit ablaze.

We get an entire segment in the final act in the final movie of the trilogy (beginning with Henry’s speech from fnaf 6 cuz that shit is the rawest monologue in gaming history):

William goes out screaming, begging for mercy just as his victims did to him, his plastic shell melting to reveal the flesh and metal beneath it. As Michael feels the flames around him he sits back and accepts his fate, a small semblance of a grin on his rotting, decrepit face. But before he can pass on he sees the ghostly visage of his brother, eyes blackened and shirt still stained with blood as it was on that fateful day. He knows he has nothing to say, nothing that can fix what was done to him all those years ago, so he says the only thing that comes to mind.

“I’m sorry...I’m so sorry...”

As he breaks down into what little tears his body can produce, the structure of the building giving way as the fire grew hotter and hotter, he expects to have the full wrath of his brother unleashed upon him. In his mind he deserves no redemption, no happy ending, and no forgiveness. Instead, he feels the embrace of a hug around him, hearing a voice he never thought he’d hear again

“I know...“

Michael uses the last of his strength to wrap his arms around his brother, embracing him, as they both are engulfed by flames, being able to die in peace knowing that whatever lied beyond the veil, his father would never see it. It was over.

Reflected on the monitor is a vision of both of them as they were all those years ago, embracing as they are in modern day, almost as a window into what could've been, had everything gone right.

The camera is obscured by flames as it begins to move up, through the flames and through the smoke, “Bonnie’s Lullaby” from fnaf 3 playing in the background. as the song comes to an end, so too does the movement of the camera

cut to black

“Five Nights at Freddy's

The End”

and then nothing else happens because the story is over and resurrecting William is a terrible idea and retroactively would ruin the ending of this (cough cough security breach cough cough)

thank you for coming to my ted talk

#fnaf #five nights at freddys #henry emily #michael afton #william afton #(derogatory) #evan afton #did we ever agree on if that was his name or not #i cant remember #i forgor #fnaf movie #blumhouse #horror #angst #maybe im tripping but this shit would be raw as fuck #JUST GIVE US MORE MICHAEL CONTENT #HES SUCH AN INTERESTING CHARACTER #IF YOU GIVE HIM #A FUCKING #CHANCE #DIES

[torifuckingspring]

if i fail photography class as well i'm dropping out it's the only thing i care about and i'm really fucking it up and the teacher doesn't like me cuz i'm a bit of a dick and teachers hate me and i wanna do my final project on clouds because i have a bit of an obsession with them and i think they're fucking beautiful and i know i'm gonna fuck it up cuz camera obscura is fucking stupid and i'm tired but if i don't have photography i don't really have anything and i already hate myself enough as it is and fuck it i've already fucked up every part of my stupid fucking life and everybody hates me and i don't care and jesus christ that was a lot

#i need #a fucking #nap

[tqsg]

god swap au where percy is a son of hades and annabeth is a son of zeus

#god swap au #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo hoo toa #riordanverse #guys PLEASE #it would be SO COOL #cause like. imagine how unstoppable this girl would be if SHE WAS #A FUCKING #CHILD OF THE BIG THREE #and then theres percy #who keeps getting quests #and everyone is like wtf why does that son of fucking hades keep getting quests wtff #IMAGINE #HOW MAD #CLARISSE #WOULD BE #OMGSS #and then its like #whos gonna be the child of the prophecy? annabeth or percy

[jaythelay]

If I could, I would absolutely refund this fucking "game" for this shit.

Un

Fucking

Acceptable.

#yomih #your only move is hustle #“oh but it's like one impoverished developer” #shut the fuck up #there's no excuse #it's been so long #have #a fucking #save button #fucks sake #you have #POWER STAR #AUTO CREATOR #AND YOUR DUMBASS IS MORE INTERESTED IN THE FUCKING FIGHTING SCENE!??!?!?! #MOTHER FUCKER #THIS AIN'T A FUCKING FIGHTING GAME #IT'S NOT EVEN GAME #FUCK #I've never been more mad #in my life #at a game #seriously honest to god #what a fuck you #what a fuck you and fuck off fucking program #fucking fuck #christ #jesus christ #I've never been more mad at sheer ignorance in my life #politics be damned #how

[captainimprobable]

MY XLR MIC AND STAND ARE HERE Once all my other stuff arrives im going to be one step closer to being a professional ;.;

#i bought a bunch of stuff most notably #a fucking #portable booth #i will have my own booth!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ahhhhhhh #adventures in va #jaytp

[harryforvogue]

dan levy just came on screen and i silent screamed for five seconds with my fists in the air

#what #a fucking #BEAUTIFUL JUMPSCARE #I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA HE WAS IN THIS SEASON #GET TH FUCK OTU OF MY FCAE I LOVE THIS MAN #oh my heart is BEATING

[distantsonata]

back to looking for a job

#i am in such #a fucking #weird mood #like I'm irate #but I don't have it in me to act on it #so I'm just like sitting here #numb #and then I get angry #and then I sigh and it passes #and then it loops lol #trying to update my resume and stuff and it's driving me insane

[gender-euphowrya]

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the FUCK

#A FUCKING #TORNADO. #FUCKING DESTROYED A VILLAGE 30 MINUTES AWAY FROM WHERE I LIVE #WHAT THE SHIT #THIS IS NORTHERN FRANCE WE NEVER FUCKING GET TORNADOES WHAT THE GOD DAMN HELL IS GOING ON #HOLY SHIT

[dudefrommywesterns]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

#he is NOT #A FUCKING #STALKER #typewriter dings

[nerdy-stilinski]

I feel like everyone needs to know that i read the gates of fire (a novelization of the Battle of Thermopylae, if that tells you anything about myself) and I promptly decided I was going to write what I was referring to as “fanfiction” about it

my sister had to point out that bitch you’re straight up writing historical fiction at this point the fuck is wrong with you

#this is who I am now #a fucking #Ancient Greece nerd who flew too close to the sun #wAIT #I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT ICARUS #anyways all I’m getting at is that I’m a huge loser who made herself cry #thanks for giving me all this material steven pressfield #gates of fire #battle of thermopylae

[jesterbots]

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

#stop fucking in front of my window challenge

[scretladyspider]

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

#mental health #lgbtqia #queer #text #adhd #capitalism #side hustle #fuck off

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE YOU STUPID FUCKS #I HATE THIS I HATE JOB HUNTING THIS SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

#voyager 1 #programming #holy fucking shit