Fluent Freshman - Part 21
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“What made you think taking on a mafia hitman was a good idea?” Andrew asks as he and FF were positioning themselves the best the could for an ambush on Romero.
Since, they APPARENTLY had time to talk.
Romero had gotten the text Andrew had sent him and INSTEAD of coming out right away to progress the whole SCHEME to kidnap and murder Andrew’s Junkie like any sensible goon Romero went to the BAR. Romero went to the Bar to get him and Jackson a round of CELEBRATORY drinks. Romero is still there at the bar waiting to be served by an INCREDIBLY nervous Roland if the number of exclamation marks and puking emojis is to be believed.
What the FUCK is there to celebrate?
These two idiots want to kidnap NEIL and so far the only thing Romero knows (thinks) that they’ve caught are two people that Neil would come for but even in Andrew’s text he’d been clear that he needed help getting ‘The boyfriend and the new friend’ to talk let alone getting them to call ‘The Wesninski Brat’ out. Andrew had hated typing the name in reference to Neil but it was the only thing the two ever referred to him as in their chats.
Is it some insane mental game that Romero thought he and Jackson were going to play on Andrew and Smith? Toasting to their torture so they’d give up Neil? Who knows.
He realizes that FF hasn’t answered him, his eyes focused on the door when Andrew’s thoughts had drifted. A reliable guy, steady in a pinch, and focused like most the others weren’t.
(Andrew does not know that FF is thinking about how one would go about becoming a Mafia Hitman. What is that career path like? Do they show up at job fairs? Do you get a job as a short order cook at a business that acts as a front and see to much but you’re also the only one that knows the secret spaghetti recipe the boss likes so you have to sign yourself to the family? Are you out doing your own freelance crime and someone higher up sees your work one day and literally head hunts you? Is it like in Saw where you survive an ordeal and then-)
“Smith?” Andrew draws FF’s attention away from the door.
“I didn’t think it was a good idea at any point.” FF says and Andrew is surprised by the admission and is more surprised by the twist of FF’s lips into a frown, “I just did what I thought I needed to do.” He adds.
(Andrew does not know that the twist of FF’s lips has more to do with the fact that he is realizing that Romero likely STILL has not washed his hands. Romero hasn’t washed his hands and he is going to hand Jackson a DRINK with those hands. Ugh. Honestly a contract killer AND someone who doesn’t wash his hands? Who RAISED him? What does his grandma think of this? FF hopes she’s disappointed in him.)
“You thought you needed to lure a hitman into an alley?” Andrew asks because the plan is stupid even if so far it has worked out for FF. The fact that Romero hadn’t just come out when he sent Jackson the signal is only due to FF’s good luck and their stupidity.
“I didn’t have a lot of time to think up anything more than the first plan I thought of. I saw him looking at Nicky on the dance floor.” FF says with another twist of his lips as he self-consciously rubbed at his cheek. It’s never fun to have someone who has time to pick apart a plan that you barely had time to form. Andrew can understand the irritation and is glad that FF isn’t lashing out at him for it.
(Andrew does not know that FF is not irritated he is just remembering that he had held up his broken toilet bowl phone to his face to pretend call Captain Neil. He’s contemplating asking if Andrew maybe possibly has a wet wipe? Actually the murder van probably has bleach to clean up evidence, maybe he can just dip his face in there for like a minute.)
“Don’t use a plan where you martyr yourself. I already have to deal with Neil’s bullshit tendencies.” Andrew says instead of thanking him. “You should have just called me.” He says.
FF just holds up his phone, “Dropped into a club toilet. Completely unusable.” He says and yeah that makes sense. FF would have probably just texted Andrew but coming out and seeing a hitman going after Nicky probably made it impossible for the freshman to go get help without drawing all the attention to himself first if he wanted to make sure Nicky stayed safe.
Still.
“You dropped it into a toilet? You haven’t even had anything tonight.” He says because that clumsiness is not something he expects from FF.
“You try taking a pee next to someone on the FBI’s most wanted list and see how dry your palms remain when he’s talking about grabbing one of Captain Neil’s friends to lure him out.” He says with a brow raised.
That’s fair.
He figures that Romero hadn’t even noticed FF standing there. FF was incredibly good at just making himself unnoticeable (to Andrew’s occasional great annoyance and to Kevin’s great desire to study him for Exy related purposes).
“You recognized him?” He asks.
FF’s gaze slides to him, “I looked up a lot about the Foxes after I signed.” FF answers before his gaze slides back to the door. Roland had just texted Andrew that he’s getting Romero’s drinks ready (Two bud lites. Those are the celebratory drinks he waited for?? Embarrassing.) “I really looked up to Captain Neil. So, I read a lot more about him than anyone else.” FF admits but the fact that FF looked up to Neil was not in any way shape or form a secret.
FF was the only one who was ALWAYS paying attention to whatever Neil was saying and never argued with it. Even Andrew tended to just get lost in the sound of Neil’s voice when he’s going over Exy plays and not actually listen to the plan. FF’s eyes were always right on Neil and his actions on the court showed that he had been paying attention and knew what he was doing. Kevin also listened but he tended to fight Neil on the finer details of plays, strategy or anything else. FF was the one who would just nod and do his part in whatever possible play Neil had broken down for them.
FF was also categorically incapable of referring to Neil as anything other than Captain Neil.
Neil had bristled early on at it. He had thought it was a mocking title, something FF was saying to rile him up because that’s what Freshman Foxes did. That’s what Freshman Foxes always do. FF slid into the team without a whisper of rebellion and it hadn’t taken long to realize that FF was using the title with sincerity even if his monotone did not perfectly convey that.
It’d been that sincerity and that ease that had FF be the only option he’d considered when Bee said he should consider expanding his friend pool.
So if FF looked a little deeper into Neil’s past and sees Neil’s part in it as something to respect, something to admire?
Well, he personally thought he always had great taste in people. (He ignores the voice in his head that sounds like Nicky complaining about Kevin still not knowing German despite it being the family language.)
“You sure you don’t want one of my knives or the knife Jackson had?” It was pretty big and Andrew didn’t think it would work well with his general style but maybe FF could use it somehow. He was uneasy that FF was going into this fight unarmed. FF still hadn’t talked about how he’d taken out Jackson when the man had a knife like that.
“Do I look like Crocodile Dundee to you?” FF asks with a raised eyebrow and Andrew has to pause a moment for the movie to load into his brain before he offers an amused quirk of his own lips.
FF is a funny guy.
His phone dings. “He’s on his way.”
***
Aside from thinking about how nice the conversation he was having with his friend Andrew (his friend! His friend Andrew! God how is he going to admit to Gran that Andrew was never planning on stabbing him? She threatened to come over and square off with the ‘mean young man’ bullying him. He’s gotta go grab the makings for a secondary pie to even start to make up for this. Maybe Andrew would prefer a cobbler? He should ask his friend his preferences.) he was thinking about how he really wished they hadn’t had a cut away from Gracie Hart showing all the various forms of self defense she knows in the movie.
He had no idea if he could do a repeat performance of S.I.N.G. with Romero.
It’d be nice to have a few more things in his repertoire because all he has is striking Romero with the heel of his hand in the nose, getting grabbed from behind to throw him over his shoulder (which what if Romero is shorter than him? How will THAT work. Gracie Hart guide my steps!), and of course S.I.N.G.
If he survives this he might write a letter to the writer.
The door opens and honestly FF and Andrew agreed that surprise and speed were going to be their best weapons. The two of them go in for a full body tackle but Romero must just be a higher class goon than Jackson was since he manages to body them away. The door shuts which is mostly what they wanted anyways. Romero can’t go back in and grab someone to use as a shield.
He sees Andrew pull out his knives and now FF realizes that any level of threatening Andrew had done before must have mostly been in jest or just as intimidation. When Andrew wants to stab someone it’s obvious that he’s aiming to stab them.
Romero manages to parry Andrew’s first stab with a move that FF had seen on the ‘how to handle someone coming at you with a knife’ videos. FF sees Romero go in to bash one of the Bud Lite bottles over Andrew’s head so he launches his water bottle at Romero’s hand. The bottle falls and shatters harmlessly on the ground.
He kicks Romero’s other hand since the water bottle bought him time to get close. “You fucking brat!” Romero hisses.
He sees Romero reaching for something at the same time Andrew is going in for the second round of stabbing. Romero dodges out of the way but FF can see what might actually for real be an entire gun concealed in his jacket.
He can see Romero going for it. Sees the same smile on his face he’d seen inside as his hand wraps around the handle.
FF doesn’t think.
FF doesn’t think because if he does he’ll freeze.
So FF acts.
“Gun!” He yells and runs full force tackling Romero as hard as he can but unfortunately he tackles Romero into Andrew.
The three of them grapple on the ground. It’s hard to keep track of what limb is who’s and he’s pretty sure he’s accidentally hit Andrew a few times instead of Romero but he’s also pretty sure that Andrew punched him in the stomach so he thinks they’re equal. Finally FF gets a hand on the gun that Romero had been trying to get the safety off of and he knocks it out of Romero’s hand. “You kids will-“
Romero doesn’t get to say anything else because Andrew manages to land a punch right to his jaw that has Romero go limp under the two of them. They look at one another and Andrew manages to pull the handcuffs they’d purloined out of the Van while they were waiting off of the belt loop they were hooked onto and gets them around Romero’s wrists.
They stare down at the second unconscious man on the FBI’s most wanted list in the alley.
Then they roll off of him and onto their backs. Both of them wheezing from a combination of exertion, adrenaline, and (at least in FF’s case) a fair amount of pain (Christ Andrew packs a PUNCH his stomach is already sensitive. It’s a miracle that punch hadn’t made him puke.)
“That was…so stupid.” Andrew pants.
“Yeah probably.” FF admits.
They lay there for about a minute and FF thinks that maybe someone will need to carry him because his stomach is KILLING HIM with all this.
“Alright let’s-“
Andrew is sitting up and looking at him when he stops talking.
FF doesn’t really know what the issue is but starts to sit up, “Don’t you DARE.” Andrew hisses and FF finds himself being pushed back down to the ground to lay flat. ���Don’t move Smith.” He demands and is pulling his phone out of his pocket as he keeps a hand on FF’s shoulder.
FF doesn’t really understand what’s got Andrew so upset all the sudden. “Andrew, what’s-“ he tries to sit up again. Is there a third person and Andrew wants him to keep down? There’s not really cover here they should move towards the dumpster maybe?
“Smith, I told you to not move.” Andrew hisses before whoever he’s calling seems to pick up. “I need police and an ambulance. We’re at Eden’s Twilight in the back alley.” He looks to FF, “What’s your blood type?” He asks.
FF has NO idea.
“I don’t know.” He answers and Andrew makes a disgusted sound. “Andrew, what’s-“
Then he sees it.
He doesn’t quite get how he missed it before now.
“Huh.” He hears himself say.
That’s Andrew’s knife handle sticking out of his stomach.
It appears that Andrew Minyard may have stabbed him in the stomach.
“Well, that’s about what I expected.” He says and lets his head rest against the pavement.
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Summary: The folktale of the Japanese summer festival Tanabata, the story of Orihime’s and Hikoboshi’s love.
Rated M.
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"The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl" - Chapter 4: With well wishes and prayers
It was gut-wrenching.
He thought that he was already at his worst, at his lowest point, but it didn’t compare to when he heard that Hinata was pregnant.
In fact, really pregnant. It was the talk of the celestial realm. Everyone looked at him with pity.
Each look his way reminded him of his failures. He lost his wife. And now he would never be a father to his child, to his rumored son.
To his children.
When he heard that Hinata had given birth to twins, his heart ached only worse, only harder for his family. He worried incessantly for her health, wishing that he could support her, be there for her, or at least, just once, lay eyes on her and his newborns.
He overheard acquaintances and friends saying that he changed. That he was no longer the vivacious, dependable lord he once was.
He could hardly care less.
There was no one he wanted to see, no one he wanted to talk to, no one he wanted to seek out for comfort and assurance more than his wife. Anyone else would just be someone else, just another awful reminder of what he had lost.
But new hope flooded him when he got the message from Tentei to meet Orihime at the Amanogawa. He let unchecked tears of happiness form and fall, and he rushed to the misty riverbank to wait for her.
When she appeared, he felt out-of-body, his entire existence centered on her distant figure and the precious little lives she held in her arms.
He stood there, still, waiting in restless anticipation. Waiting. Waiting.
Until it became apparent.
That was all he would ever do for her.
Hope mutated into fear.
Then shocked denial.
Into despair.
He watched her collapse to her knees at the riverbank, and he stood there frozen, dull, his eyes the only thing burning with any sort of emotion. The rest of him was empty, as if all else, all vitality, all motivation, had been sucked out of him.
He would never hold her.
He would never hold his children.
He would only get to see them, their vague, small forms. Once a year. For one night.
The Amanogawa would forever separate them.
He closed his burning eyes and yelled out in anguish then, but it was hardly a sound compared to the thundering of the mighty river. He let himself fall to his knees, to forcefully express his misery into the ground with his fists. The Heavenly Sky King was untouchable. He had only himself to blame.
When he finally found the desire to at least burn her distant image into his memory, he was astounded at the sight of thousands of birds gathering at the far bank. His heart skipped, jumping to cautious hope again when he saw her step up on the backs of the birds.
-
With each step, she gained confidence, until she was running across the magpies’ bridge, desperately rushing to her lover.
She saw the birds keeping her pace, flitting beneath and before her to extend the path to the opposite end.
Midway, her chest burned, her legs felt numb, her arms were tired with the weight of her children, but she refused to stop. She could see the edges of his form sharpening, the blue of his eyes brightening.
She pressed onward until the shout of her name was clearer to her ears than her heavy gasps for air.
Naruto ran to the water’s edge. Once the magpies appeared before him, he didn’t wait, he couldn’t wait.
He exchanged looks with the birds, who invited him forward, and without any more hesitation, he stepped up on their backs to meet her.
“Hinata!” He caught her exhausted form and swept her up as she clutched their children. He kissed her, reveling in the lips he missed so much, in her tired breaths against his cheeks.
“Naruto,” she whispered, her breath on his lips a blessing.
He held her tighter, finding that even her tear-streaked face, her puffy lids, and her pink-stained eyes made a more breathtaking picture than his memories of her.
The magpies returned them to the banks swiftly.
He set his wife down carefully, his arms never fully leaving her, his gaze never leaving his children.
Their eyes were blue, like his. One child’s hair, golden, like his. The other child’s a midnight blue, like Hinata’s.
She passed them to him, and he held them close, their weight filling the holes of his heart.
“Thank you,” Hinata whispered to the magpies as they began to fly away.
He turned to the remaining ones, reminded to express his appreciation. “Thank you,” he called, his voice still hoarse from his earlier cries. “Is there anything I can do to repay you?”
“We wish for nothing other than your happiness and continued love. We will be at your service,” a magpie responded.
Naruto and Hinata exchanged looks of amazement before thanking the magpies once more.
-
The morning passed swiftly in carefree play. Their children ambled through the fields surrounding Naruto’s home, exploring nature exactly the way Hinata had imagined. Their curious voices rang across the grasses, unchecked babbles of excitement with no one to scold them to behave and be quiet.
Hinata explained the symbolism on their children’s clothing, roadmaps of their little lives so far, and Naruto found he could trace each important milestone, from first steps to first manifestations of holiness, along his wife’s embroidery. She spoke of their routine in the palace, the monotony of their children’s rigorous training and academics despite their young age.
“They don’t get to play?” he asked, incredulous and disturbed.
“Oh, they do, but it’s not enough…They have too much energy for the caretakers to handle, and my father…Tentei, he has me working so much, I cannot take them out of the palace often enough...”
The shadows across Naruto’s face lightened at the sound of their children’s bubbling laughter. He picked them up, bouncing them in his arms to their absolute glee, and walked them across the field to his grazing cattle.
Hinata watched with bated breath as Naruto introduced their children to his famed herd.
Having never seen any of the heavenly beasts before, they adored their father’s cattle with wide eyes, eager petting, and affectionate hugs. The gentle beasts allowed them to sit on their backs as they grazed and wandered around the field.
By the end of lunchtime, both children preferred their father’s strong arms and broad chest to rest against than their mother’s slight frame. They fell asleep that way, snuggled into his body.
With ease, Naruto laid them down in his bed, and Hinata kneeled close to admire them with him.
He sighed, heart heavy with love and sorrow. “Thank you, Hinata, for raising them so well. They’re beautiful. They’re perfect. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry I couldn’t be with you all this time.”
She leaned her head against his arm, humming her disagreement. “I’m sorry, too, Naruto-kun, that we haven’t been here with you.”
He turned to hold her better, and they kissed their tears away, murmuring how much they had missed each other and renewing their promises of devotion. Moving to a nearby room, they gave outlet to their frustration, longing, and adoration in intimate, warm embrace. Tracing and relearning each other’s shapes and comfort, they held and moved with each other eagerly, desperately, then tenderly.
In the remaining moments of their children’s nap, and with Hinata snuggled into his side, Naruto brought up the delicate issue he could sense was weighing on his wife’s mind. “I’m sure you’ve considered this…would you let me have them?”
She nodded, tears already refilling her eyes despite how she had mentally prepared. “It would be better for them. I’ve never seen them so relaxed.”
He thumbed away the silent tears damp on her cheeks. “You would let me take them on my journeys across the star plains?”
“I trust you.”
He pressed his forehead to hers gently, breathing her in. “I promise to take care of them. I’ll teach them everything I know.”
“I know you’ll take care of them,” she whispered. “There’s so much more for them here than in the palace.”
“They won’t have you, though. They’ll miss you.” He looked into his wife’s eyes, the ones that had enamored him from the moment he saw her. “I’ll miss you,” he murmured.
“Mm, I’ll miss you. I’ll miss them.” Her breath shook, her voice choked with suppressed tears, yet she found her thoughts tumbling out all at once. “It will only be one year that we’ll be apart. My father can’t break his promise. Even if he’s angry with me, he can’t retaliate against our decision and he will have to let us reunite every year. One year will feel like nothing after the eternity of not knowing if we’d ever get to see each other again. So this will pass quickly, and,” she took a steadying breath, “I’ve…I’ve discussed this with our children already.”
Surprised, he watched the grief in her expression harden into determination. “You have?”
“Yes. I didn’t know if you would agree, but I told them your stories just in case. I told them that they might join you on your adventures, that they would grow up to be strong and smart like you.”
“Hinata,” he breathed out, amazed and moved. He held her close. “I won’t let you down. Thank you. Thank you so much. I love you.”
She rested her head into his chest and listened for the strong beat of his heart. “I love you, Naruto-kun.”
-
When the twins awoke, the rest of the afternoon flew by in preparation for their journey. Hinata held them close whenever she could for as long as she could before they wiggled out of her grasp. She helped Naruto pack the necessary belongings.
And all too soon, the time came for her to journey back to Raira.
The magpies took the family halfway across the Amanogawa, where they shared a parting embrace.
“Listen to your father. Be good,” she murmured to her twins, planting kisses on their cheeks and foreheads.
“Yes, Okaa-sama.”
Naruto chuckled at their diligent answer. It was hard to imagine the children of the famed Orihime being too much for the palace caretakers when he himself as a kid couldn’t have even been bothered to give anyone such a polite response. “We’ll be too busy and on the move for them to be naughty.” He gave his wife a reassuring smile.
She held each of their faces, committing their matching, electric blue eyes to memory. “I love you all. I will see you all again very soon.” Already, she could feel new inspiration for her art dazzle through her mind, this temporary sorrow and determined hope to be immortalized in binding thread.
“Take care, Hinata.” Naruto found strength in Hinata’s bright gaze. He clutched their children to his heavy heart, endlessly grateful for the living, beautiful proof of their love. “By the time we reunite, our children will have traveled to the zenith of Northern Genbu. They’ll be able to name all the cattles’ starhouses.”
She found herself smiling with pride and excitement even as the calls of the magpies intensified with the turning of the celestial bodies at the horizon. She held on to her children’s hands for as long as possible before the magpies separated them, and even then, she smiled and called after them, and they did the same.
Returned to Raira, she watched as their distant forms at the opposite bank of Akira were enveloped in the thickening mist of the thunderous flow of the Amanogawa.
And not allowing herself to wallow in her self-imposed solitude, she set to work. Weaving and embroidering, she lavished fabrics with glorious designs of her family’s tale, surrounding her workshop with prayers for their good fortune.
Impressed with her meticulous, auspicious work on display, visiting clients spread her story through the courts, and the tale of the power of Orihime and Hikoboshi’s love swept across the Symbols of the heavens into every god’s ear, down to the mortal realm below.
With the well-wishes and prayers of worshiping human maidens, young couples, and other mortal sympathizers, the skill and value of Hinata’s weaving grew, and Naruto and his children safely passed through every crossing. Their status and fame brought prosperity to the heavens. Tentei couldn’t punish his daughter any worse than he already had.
On the seventh day of the seventh month, magpies, more numerous than the first time, bridged the Amanogawa’s banks again.
Successfully reunited, the family rejoiced in each other’s presence and growth, and the rest of the world celebrated with them.
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