#Alastor knows he's going to pay for this later but he does not care it is WORTH IT

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Lucifer: Why does Lilith call you babygirl? Alastor: [Aroace, gladly died a virgin and if he has his way he will remain a virgin until the Hells collapse.] Alastor: I'm fucking your wife.

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Courting Pursuit

Part 2

Part 1

Alastor X Deer Reader

Warnings ⚠

⚠ gender neutral (gn) reader, mule deer reader, assuming Alastor is a marsh deer, Spanish translated, stalking-Vox, cussing, implied/suggestive, italics=thoughts, ha..watch out for the end ⚠

You continued to act affectionate towards him.

Even the others noticed and most of them would often ask you to do their work if it was related to him.

Niffty doesn't care and does her work as usual.

The thing is, you don't mind one bit and take up the work.

"Hola Alastor.", you'd greet him every time.

Today you were helping someone else, Husk to be exact, putting away some bottles in storage.

And then he heard that obnoxious voice of the sad excuse of an entertainment performer through his radio next to the television shop, Vox.

"Top of the hour! Today I have a special little treat for you, though the image is sadly glitched out, you can still see what is going on in the photo.", he says. "It's the Radio Demon, receiving an affectionate peck on the forehead from another deer!"

What a creeper. Alastor rolled his eyes and waited for the perfect moment to jump in and make the flat headed piece of tech look like a complete fool.

"From the looks of things, Alastor has a fuck buddy.", the TV demon grinned. "Wouldn't be surprised if he was taking it from behind.", he laughed and continued to rant on about innuendos like an idiot.

Turning a few knobs and flipping some switches, the Radio Demon was live.

"Salutations!", he greeted his listeners. "What an interesting start to the day! An overly cocky man acting like a news anchor when he doesn't have all the facts!", his smile widens. "For a demon asking his viewers to trust him, it's quite bold that he so blatantly lies to their faces."

"That's bullshit! I only provide the best-"

"Vox is so insecure and craving for attention from a powerful Overlord like myself, it's obvious that he's jealous.", Alastor laughed.

"Am fucking not you old timey prick-!"

"Why would he make such an announcement if not for that? Its clear to me that he wants someone to focus on him all the time.", he chuckles. "No wonder he always something new on his screens. But they lack so much that he has to resort to childish news broadcasts to seem important."

"Childish!?"

"As for the demon in the photo, that is a hotel guest and they do not understand English that much. There was a misunderstanding in translation and well..I'm not allowed to kill hotel guests.", then his voice switches. "This does not mean that I will let such an action pass, I will do something mμc# ￦θrs€ than death."

"You lying piece of shit! Tell me them the truth!"

"I should announce that the Hazbin Hotel has its doors open for all sinners who want a shot at redemption! Try to climb your way out of this fiery inferno, some might try to drag you back down, or you'll have trouble all on your own trying to redeem yourself! Anything is possible!", he put in his two bits for advertising the hotel. "And with that my wonderful listeners, I shall bid you all adieu~"

He switched on some jazz, not wanting to hear anymore of Vox's whining.

Something still irked him however..

Perhaps I should pay Rosie another visit. He thought. This time without them knowing.

As soon as he walked through the door of the emporium, his friend waved him over and pointed to her office, letting him know that she'd be there soon.

Once entering the office, he sighed and sat on the couch, already tired of what else would happen later in the day. He didn't want any other unnecessary conversations.

Rosie entered the office not too long after, setting her hat aside as she closed the door.

"You won't believe the gossip I've stumbled across today. Betty, the one with the pooch, not the one with the scar. She-", the woman started but then took notice of his mood. "What's wrong? You look worn out already."

"I don't know what to do with them. Vox, that piece of shit tech, has already made comments but I already put him in his place.", he sighed and ran a hand down his face.

"I heard.", Rosie let out a short laugh.

"The deer is still doing things, not as bold as the first time but I don't want them near me. It's-", he growled and made a choking motion with his hands.

"If it's bothering you that much, you know you can tell them to stop.", she says.

He looks up at her with a wide eyed stare.

She dead pans.

"Alastor. You know you can tell them to stop. Right?"

"The thought hadn't crossed my mind.", he simply says.

"Oh for crying out loud-!", she tosses a pillow at him. "You are unbelievable! Go and speak your mind! You've never had a problem with it before!"

She was right. Why had he been so bothered about something like this?

He should have spoken up about it from the start.

It was late when he returned to the hotel. The lobby was empty and he could only assume that everyone had long been asleep. Walking to the dining room, he spots the kitchen light on.

Angel is probably making an abomination of a hangover cure- He thought and opened the door, only to find the mule deer leaning against the counter half asleep.

You perk up when noticing him.

"Bienvenido. Hice la cena y te guardé un plato.", you wave and smile. (Welcome back. I made dinner and saved you a plate.)

"What are you doing up at this hour? Granted, it is Hell and there are barely any rules around here, sleep is still important.", he says as you pick up a plate covered with tin foil.

Taking off the foil, you give him a plate of food.

Your fingers brush against his, making him flinch back and drop the plate, causing it to shatter on the floor with a loud crash.

Instead of focusing on the mess, you looked at him with worry.

"¿Estás bien? No estás herido, ¿verdad-?", you reach out to him but he smacks your hand away. (Are you alright? You're not hurt, are you-?)

"Don't touch me.", he hisses out. "I am not comfortable with your advances, so I advise you to stop NOW before I tear you apart and make you into tomorrow's dinner."

With that you took a step back.

"No quería incomodarte. Me detendré. Perdóname por no tener en cuenta tus sentimientos.", you muttered and looked away. (I didn't want to make you uncomfortable. I will stop. Forgive me for not taking your feelings into account.)

Alastor didn't bother trying to translate your response in his head, just walking around you and to the door.

"Lo siento.." (I'm sorry..)

He heard you whisper as he walked out of the kitchen, leaving you alone.

With a sigh, you kneeled down and began to clean the mess.

Sad times means cookies.

~Seline, the person.

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♯┆“But You Didn’t” .ᐟ ★

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Inspired by the poem “But you didn’t”. Set before Alastor died. Fluff with a sprinkle of angst.

Remember the day, I borrowed your brand new radio and dented it?

The radio laid on the dining room table, an obvious dent on the side. It could still play, but it was still damaged. They couldn’t just give it back to Alastor in that condition! He had trusted them to take care of his most prized possession, and they had ruined it! Had it not been for their siblings running around and hitting the table it had been resting on, it would’ve been in the perfect condition they had received it in!

They bit their nail as their foot thumped on the wooden floor of their home, trying to think of how to fix it before Alastor came to retrieve it.

“Y/N! Alastor is here!”

I thought you’d kill me

Y/N freezes in place. He wasn’t supposed to be here for another hour! There’s no way they could fix it before he noticed! Oh he’s gonna hate them forever and never want to talk to them again and ugh why did this happen?!

“Y/N?”

They slowly turn your head to the dining room entrance, Alastor stood there with his usual smile on his face.

“…I’m sorry.” They move to the side, letting Alastor see the damaged gift.

But you didn’t

Alastor walks up to the radio and holds it up, inspecting the damage. Y/N squeezes themselves in a hug, trying not to cry.

“I was taking care of it but the twins were playing and,” the explanation and apologies kept slipping from their mouth.

“Y/N”

“And I’m so sorry I promise I’ll pay you back whatever it costs to get it fixed or get a new one-“

“Y/N,” Alastor puts a hand on their shoulder, making them shut up and look at him. “It’s alright dear.”

“What?” They could've sworn he’d at least get angry.

“Does it play?” He asked them. “Well, yeah-“ He cut them off before they could go on further.

“Then it’s all fine dear! It still does it function.” Their shoulders went down from the tense way they had them as they let out a breath of relief, glad he was not mad at them.

Remember that day, I vomited strawberry pie all over your new carpet?

“Cher, I don’t think you should eat that much.” Alastors gaze looked concerned as he saw them forcing themselves to eat the strawberry pie his mother had made for them. Y/N just couldn’t tell her no no matter how gross strawberry pie seemed to them. They didn’t want her to feel bad or have all her effort go to waste.

“Nonsense, I’m sure I can eat more!” Honestly they felt full already and like they’d regret eating it later. They tried to shove another bite down but the minute the flavor hit their tongue they couldn’t hold it down, puking all the strawberry pie they had eaten.

I thought you’d hate me.

“Oh my goodness Alastor, I’m so sorry!” They immediately apologized, their hands slightly shaking as they panicked and didn’t know what to do. Alastor had recently bought that carpet and they had puked on it.

But you didn’t.

Alastor walked over to them and held them stand up. They moved their hair out of their face as they cleaned their face with a washcloth. “It’s alright dear, I’ll just get it cleaned.” He smiled at them.

Remember that day, I flirted with a guy to make you jealous,

Mimzy’s bar was always full at this time of the night. Many men and many women went there to either have fun or to find someone to have fun with. Some simply went to distract themselves from their sorrows. No matter what someone was looking for, they would have fun finding it.

Sometimes however, what you didn’t want would find you. That was often the case with Alastor. He was a charming man with dashing looks, so it wasn’t a surprise many would try to get lucky and score him.

That let Y/N pouting by the bar, a glass of scotch on their hand. Alastor was too nice for his own good and couldn’t just simply tell all those folks to kick rocks, leaving poor old Y/N by themselves.

A man approached them, slightly flushed, as if he had been drinking for a while. “What’s a pretty thing like you doing all alone?~”

Y/N was about to impolitely tell them to go away till an idea crossed their mind. Why should they watch someone hit on their man like a fool? If he didn’t want to pay attention to them, fine! They’d just get someone else to do it.

and you really did get jealous?

Alastor gave a glance over to Y/N, making sure they were fine and still there before having to do a double take. Some man had decided he was good enough to blatantly flirt with them. His flirting wasn’t even creative or charming! Straight up simple common flirts one could find in a ‘how to get laid’ guide written by someone who was never even touched by another human being with a 10 foot pole! And what was worse is that their dear Y/N was flirting back! If there weren't too many witnesses Alastor would’ve murdered that man right there!

“Excuse me ladies.” He excused himself, his smile now strained. Anyone who truly knew him would know he was in a horrible mood now. Mimzy could only giggle, such a basic plan that for the exact reaction Y/N was looking for.

I thought you’d leave me.

Alastor walked over to the man, grabbing his shoulder rather firmly. “Excuse me, kind sir, but I must inform you that you’re flirting with my spouse!”

The man’s face only held shock as he stuttered out apologies, leaving the couple alone. Y/N simply crossed their arms and poured at Alastor.

“Now my dear, what were you even thinking when you decided to entertain the behavior of that man.”

Y/N's eyes drifted from Alastors face, they could never lie to him when making direct eye contact. “So you can flirt with all those dames but when I do it’s wrong?”

But you didn’t.

“Is that what this is about?” Alastor chuckled, grabbing their chin and easing their face so they’d make direct eye contact. “My dear if you wanted my attention, you could’ve simply asked.”

Yes, there’s a lot of things you didn’t do…

Y/N sat at the table of the restaurant, waiting. He promised he’d be there on time, but it had already been half an hour of him still not arriving. They waved the waiter over, tired and too hungry to wait even more and ordered their food. They’d eat and if Alastor didn’t show up, they’d just go home.

But you put up with me,

They walked alone back home. Alastor had never shown up to the restaurant. From a bit up the sidewalk they could see a man dressed in red, rushing over.

“Y/N…” Alastor took deep breaths as if he had been running. They simply glared at him.

“I’m so sorry cher…” he apologized, his smile wasn’t as big as it commonly was but it was still there, which annoyed them more than anything.

“Fuck off Alastor.” They tried walking past him before he grabbed their arm.

Loved me,

“Mon Cher, I’m so sorry, I swear. It was not my intention to have you wait.” Y/N simply pulled their arm away from his grasp.

“No! You always do this Alastor! You make promises and then you always keep me waiting! I’m tired of it!” They walked away, crossing the road.

Protected me.

Alastor grabbed their arm again and pulled them back towards him in the nick of time. Y/Ns eyes were wide as shock took the over, paralyzing their body. Has Alastor not pulled them back, they would’ve surely gotten hit.

There were a lot of things I wanted to make up to you,

Y/N picked up Alastors coat from the hanger, helping him put it on as he was finishing getting ready for work. They gave him a goodbye kiss and closed the door behind him once he left.

They immediately got to work and started preparations for when he’d get back home. Today was their anniversary and they wanted to surprise him with a clean house and his favorite meal, a recipe you’d gotten from his momma.

When you came back from work.

They put on the finishing touches for their outfit as they checked the clock. Any minute now Alastor would be home and they could celebrate together.

They stood by the door, everything done, and waited.

And waited…

…And waited.

But you didn’t.

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Drawn to you | Pt. 2

(A/N) Part two! Lessgoooo! I'm curious to hear your suspicions on who is hunting our sweet bunny.

Pairing: Alastor x bunny demon!Reader (no Y/N)

Warning: fluff, nightmare

Synopsis: Alastor had never felt the need for friends, or something even deeper. But now that you're here...what is that feeling in his chest?

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

“Oh Valerie…you know you can’t hide from me. Can’t run. I’ll find you, this stupid hotel won’t stop me. And when I do find you…you’ll pay!”

You startle awake in a panic. Where are you? Is he here? No. No, he can’t be. You are safe. He can’t get to you. Or can he?

You shake your head, trying to get rid of the brain fog left behind by the nightmare. Nightmare, that’s all that was. It has to be…he doesn’t have the power to invade one’s dreams…does he? A shiver runs down your skin and you're sure, that if it had been able to, your skin would’ve erupted into goosebumps.

While you were still lost in thought, a sharp knock came from your door, making you jump. Was it him?

“Good morning, dear! Are you awake yet?”

Alastor. It’s just Alastor. With a sigh, you place your palms over your heart, trying to calm it down.

Without responding, you quickly shuffled to the door, not caring about how you looked at that moment. You opened it a crack and peered into the deer demon’s face. His signature smile, at first wide, faltered slightly when he saw you.

“Are you alright? You look…”

“Shitty?”

A forced chuckle left the demon’s lips as he shook his head before he hesitated and nodded. You sighed and opened the door wider, gesturing for him to come inside. He hesitated for a second, before walking into your room. As soon as he was inside, you closed the door and followed behind him, as he stopped in the middle of the room and looked around.

“So…are you alright?”

He looked at you, concern visible in his eyes. You shrugged again before you sat down at the foot of your bed.

“Just a nightmare.”

His smile faltered once again and it almost looked like he frowning…while still smiling.

“I’m sorry to hear that, Cher. How about you go freshen up and then I’ll take you out for breakfast, does that sound like a deal?”

You smiled at the offer and nodded. His smile turned into a grin as he turned towards the door.

“Fantastic! I will wait for you in the lobby, but do take all the time you need.”

You quickly thanked him on his way out, before grabbing a change of clothes and heading to the en-suite bathroom. One, very hot, shower later, you felt like new as you checked your outfit in the mirror, before leaving your room.

True to his word, Alastor was sitting on one of the couches in the lobby, reading a book when you entered. As soon as he heard you approach, he lowered the tome and smiled at you.

“You look wonderful, dear. Shall we go?”

He elegantly got to his feet and placed the book on a side table, before offering you his arm. With a grin matching his own, you linked your arm with his.

“We shall.”

It didn’t take long for you to reach Cannibal Town and with that Rosie’s Emporium. You had heard of it before, but you never went since it mainly catered to cannibals. As you stood in front of it, you turned to look at Alastor. He was, of course, wearing his ever-present grin, but when he looked at you, his eyes softened slightly. With a wink, he led you into the store, where you were quickly greeted by an excited voice.

“Alastor! How good to see you. And you brought company. Now, who is this lovely lady?”

Alastor almost looked proud as he introduced you to Rosie, the store’s owner and one of the most famous overlords. You shook her hand with a smile but couldn’t hide the nervous twitch of your hand.

“Oh, please sweetie. No reason to be nervous. If you’re a friend of Alastor, you’re a friend of mine. Now, you’re here for breakfast, correct? Follow me, follow me. I already got it prepared!”

You shot Alastor a confused look, but he just gently nudged you to follow Rosie, while his hand rested on the small of your back. Together, you walked through the store, following Rosie and dodging other customers. The overlord led you to one of the backrooms, which contained a table filled with plates with fruits, eggs, bacon, and other breakfast specialties. Your eyes widened at the deliciousness in front of you and you had to stop yourself from just stuffing your face before even sitting down.

As if he read your thoughts, Alastor walked to the table and pulled out a chair before gesturing for you to sit down. You did and Alastor pushed your chair in before he sat down on the other side of the table.

“Well, I’ll leave you two kids to it. Just call if you need anything.”

With those words, Rosie left the room and you turned towards Alastor.

“Dig in, dear.”

Alastor grinned at you before he grabbed some meat that looked almost…raw? But he didn’t have to tell you twice.

You grabbed a little bit of everything and started to eat. And it was just as delicious as it looked. You had to stop yourself from moaning in delight a few times, not that your enthusiasm escaped Alastor’s keen senses.

The two of you ate in silence, Alastor only speaking up, once you leaned back in your chair with a satisfied huff.

“I hope you enjoyed the food. It certainly looked like it.”

You chuckled, warmth spreading to your cheeks.

“It was delicious, Alastor. Thank you for bringing me here.”

The demon let out a satisfied hum, his head turning to look outside the window. You followed his gaze, curious as to what he was looking at, but before you could find the something that got his attention, he turned back to you.

“You know, ever since our talk yesterday, my mind has been racing. As you know, I’m planning my comeback for my radio broadcast and I think you’d be a good addition to my team. I think, together, we can take hell by storm.”

He looked at you, excitement burning in his eyes. Excitement, that quickly spread to you.

“I’d love to help you, Alastor.”

He quickly jumped to his feet and pulled you out of your chair before spinning you around the room. Giggles escaped your lips, something that barely happened. When Alastor sat you back down, you had to hold onto him for a few moments, before you felt steady enough to let go.

“Let’s go back to the hotel, Cher. And start planning!”

You nodded, expecting him to lead you out of the room, but instead, Alastor pulled you closer to himself, before you were being covered in shadows. And a second later, you popped out, right in front of the hotel.

“Wow…ahm…that was…something.”

Alastor chuckled and went to respond, but he was cut off by a sultry voice.

“There you are, Valerie. I told you, you couldn’t hide from me.”

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Notice how she is not disturbing the cat who's occupied half the bed? Cat Supremacy. Although dogs are more affectionate.

What does his huge smile say now?

"I don't get nightmares, my dear, in fact, I give them to other people." He once on those days where he comforted you, he whispered.

You never told him, but you are not used to being around deranged, misanthropic people. So, Alastor gave you nightmares as well.

Two days back he found you curled up after coming from a night out crying, and you refused to open up to him which made him worried because you were very open about letting people know how you feel at the moment.

"You are a mess, my dear, care to shed some light on what happened?" Alastor asked, stroking your hair, but all he got was angry sobs and angry punches.

So instead of stressing you out more he put you to sleep, to just let you forget the pain a little.

He stretched his staff thing when Mr. Petenious's egg friends were joyfully walking out, they instantly huddled together.

"What Boss, do you know our boss--"

"Wait which boss are you talking about Mike!" One egg said,

"Wait we have names; do you know we might have acid rain!" One egg screamed,

"Oh, Shit! will our eggshells crack open? Oh god!"

Alastor's eye twitched, "Yeah, about that so when you went to the club what happened to Y/n?"

"Uh she was so happy, with Angel and Charlie then she went somewhere saying it was very stuffy inside."

"Uh, Mike went with her too!" One egg said,

"We don't have names, right?" The one named Mike said,

"Uh after that," Alastor said cutting the banter he found too noisy for his liking.

"She didn't come back after that boss."

"Yeah, Y/n always comes back.'

"She did say that the night was really bad!"

He tried finding out more, but it was absolutely hopeless with those egg creatures. At this point, he couldn't tell if what they were telling were anything more than lies.

His best bet could have been to ask you. But you were resting and if possible, he would like to tear a soul and broadcast it of course, it had to be the right soul.

So, one of those nights, when you had just slipped into your nightwear, he comes in Suddenly, and quickly drags you outside, "Alastor- What-where are you taking me?"

You were teleported outside the cold wind, in some abandoned city. "Alastor, I'm not even dressed properly!" You said in a hushed tone.

"What's that my dear you are cold?" Alastor said, "Here you can take my coat.

Now, that his coat fits you more like robes because of the height, it also blocks out the cold. "Your coat is nice Alastor; it actually suits you!" You said taking some time to admire the coat.

You then looked at him abandoning that brief excitement you asked him again, "Alastor where are we going?"

"My dear, that night you had gone out some sinners dared touch you, and although I'm not too much for physical touch and all you must enlighten me about the perpetrator!"

"Alastor..." You sighed heavily. "I know I'm in hell by choice because a perfect afterlife should involve the people I care about, and I don't have any relatives, or parents I know so... just drop it okay?"

"And what if that happens again?" Alastor whispered, "I only need you to tell me who it is, and I'll take your revenge."

"Alastor it's not one sinner they are like a gang, who exploit people's souls to other powerful overlords who pay them a lot. They got really drunk and found me of everyone..." You didn't continue after that, But Alastor's eyes only grew more intense and darker.

"Do you know who they were?"

You slowly nodded, "Well isn't that great? You just made my work so many times easier now instead of those little egg things."

Alastor said that was enough for the day and he retired you to your bedroom, you asked him if you could give him his coat by the morning, and he just waved his hand in a yes manner.

Two weeks later, you woke up to excited voices in front of your door, they were loud and broke the peaceful morning when your door burst open, and Charlie ran inside.

"OH MY GOD!" OH MY GOD!" "OKAY, I NEED TO BREATHE, BREATHE." Charlie slapped herself,

"Angel! he has something to show you, EVEN ALASTOR'S THERE!"

"Guys calm down what's the ruckus about?"

"Charlie let Y/n at least take a breather, but yeah Y/n this is messed up."

"Messed up in a cool way." Angel corrected.

You had gone downstairs where you saw Alastor smiling more than he usually did,

You grabbed Alastor, he came as though he was anticipating the reaction.

"Whatever the matter my dear."

"Alastor, please don't tell me it's about that case!"

"It's not one dear, I broadcasted the entire gang." Alastor put his hand on your cheek. "Did you really think some petty sinners would really scare me?"

Then Alastor looked at you, "I was a bit startled when you told me that they were dealing with overlords, those chumps could only dream about it, what right now it matters is they are gone. So, take it easy."

You breathed in relief before you felt yourself getting lightheaded and slipped into his arms.

"My dear, how very scared were you? It could've been solved so much earlier if you opened your mouth.

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@nunalastor I was going to send you this as an ask, but then it got long and I figured, I'd just make it its own post.

Human AU

Charlie is taking a break from school after her first year because she doesn’t know what she wants to do. Or rather, she doesn’t know which of the many things she wants she should follow. She wants to run a non-profit to help people, anyone who needs it. She wants to run a hotel. She wants to be a businesswoman like her ‘Aunt’ Rosie. She could take over any of her aunts or uncles from her dad’s side. There is just too much to choose from. Her girlfriend Vaggie is in the other boat, not knowing what she wants to do, but because she has no clue what she wants now she’s finally free of her family.

They move in with Charlie’s dad and ‘Uncle’ Alastor. They aren’t quite sure what the relationship between them is, because they know it’s not biological, and they don’t act like a normal couple. But they’re clearly more than good friends (They’re in a QPR, but the girls don’t learn that until later). Nifty, Alastor’s ward is there. As is Husk, who refuses to explain why or how he got there. Alastor just smiles somewhat evilly when they ask him. It’s Luce who explains to them that Alastor paid off a large amount of Husk’s debts from a time of drinking and gambling and that part of the terms was that he had to stay with them to prove he could get and stay sober. He tells them not to mention it because it’s a touchy subject.

Charlie thinks Alastor is wonderful for that, and it helps her warm up to the man whom she had started to have mixed feelings about. She knows Alastor and has known him for several years, but she never realized how close he was with her dad. It’s because of this story that Charlie feels confident that she can bring the thin and very white blond guy she found getting beat up by drug dealers home. Alastor has very very mixed feelings about this, because it was funny when he did it. It’s less funny when Charlie does it. But Luce helps pay off the guys and promises that if he behaves he can stay with them. Nifty is the one who recognizes him as the Adult film star who went missing some weeks ago. Alastor demands to know how she knows that because he could have sworn he’d found and destroyed her collection/any accounts she had. (He never gets an answer)

Charlie and Luce are glad that he had never sold and moved out of the large house he had bought when Luce’s siblings had still been under his care. It’s the home she grew up in, and if it felt a little too big when it was just her, her dad, and her mom; it had felt 10x worse after her mom left. She still has a little hope she’ll come back, and her dad does too, even if he’ll never say it. That’s why he kept the house. But now, that dream doesn’t seem so heavy anymore. Not with the seven of them living together, and the frequent visits from Rosie, and Angle’s friend Cherri. Somehow Cherri’s not-boyfriend ended up staying with them too. No one is really sure how that happened.

This fluffy, hurt/comfort (with a little bit of angst) AU features such things as:

Forcing Alastor to get a new coat because the one he has is a vintage 20s piece that really needs to be retired

Helping Angel fight his addiction to drugs and reconnecting him with his twin sister

Charlie and Vaggie figuring out what they want to do with in life

Lilith returning and them figuring out how she fits in their lives now

Luce finding non-traditional jobs he enjoys and can do while working around his depression (he’s very well off, so he just started living off savings after Lilith left and his depression got worse)

Cherri and Pentenoius getting together

Alastor ticking off his ex-friend and coworker Vox

And More!

#qpr radioapple #💚 aka mine #AU HCS #charlie morningstar #vaggie hazbin hotel #hazbin nifty #hazbin husk #angel dust #hazbin rosie #lilith morningstar #hazbin vox #long post

[neko-loogi]

Oh boy, Hazbin's episode one is finally out.. here are my thoughts on it.

Before I start, I'mma just say, I'm so happy that they actually posted the first episode on YouTube, cuz there's absolutely NO WAY I am paying to watch this shit on Amazon Prime, hell nah. That's good money being wasted on a shit show, no thanks. Anyway, let's move on.

Warning: minor spoilers!

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Alright so the first episode, all I can say is, it's a rough start. I have SO MANY things to talk about that I feel like this post is going to be extremely long. So bear with me my friends. To make things simple I'll just number everything for y'all cuz I'm such a nice person :)

1) Introduction..

I'mma be real with y'all here, I'm noticing a pattern with Vivziepop's shows in terms of episodes. Like, the thing I don't like about Hazbin Hotel right now is that they do nothing to establish the characters at all!

You have to watch the Pilot (and I guess do some research) to understand the characters a little better, but the thing with Viv is that she claims that the Pilot episode isn't canon, and that "you shouldn't watch it" because it doesn't count.

And yet, she doesn't even bother to introduce the characters in the first episode! So if you're watching this show for the first time, you won't understand what the characters motives are or their personalities. She literally did the same thing with Helluva Boss! And now she's doing it here, and it bothers me so much.

And don't come at me saying "Oh but that's the point of the show, we'll get to know about them later!" Like, the characters talk to each other as if they had already met before, which means that we won't get introduced to them. They're just there in the series with no explanation.

Moving on..

2) The characters..

Oh my god, where do I even begin? The characters are terrible- I absolutely dislike every single one. They completely butchered them all.

I'mma start with Adam because holy shit he's the worst one of all, he literally serves no purpose in the show, other than to talk about himself and stroke his massive ego in front of Charlie. Not only this but his character design is so stupid- nothing about him screams "I'm an angel, I'm supposed to be the good guy here!".

Alastor just sucks. He's such an asshole in this series and he doesn't care about anyone at all. Like, I get that he was kind of sadistic in the Pilot I guess, but that's because he was meant to be intimidating and someone not to be messed with. But here he's just a super powerful guy who really likes old timey shit, and he's a dick to everyone for no reason.

Angel Dust all he does is be horny 24/7 which really isn't a good personality trait. I mean, he's a porn star, I get it, but he doesn't have to be spewing sex jokes all the damn time, it's annoying.

Vaggie is boring as hell, and honestly it doesn't even feel like she's dating Charlie, she feels more like a weirdly overprotective older sister if anything- plus their relationship feels forced in.

Nifty has been reduced to a weird yandere type character and honestly it's super lame. She deserves better.

*Edit: Vaggie also has no redeeming qualities, or a personality at all. She's literally just Charlie's girlfriend, that's it. There's nothing else about her. She doesn't have a single purpose other than to be Charlie's girlfriend.

Next up..

3) The voices..

Oh boy, some of the voices are not that great to be honest. I still don't like Alastor's voice, he sounds like if Shrek had a congestion and tried speaking with a higher pitch. Angel Dust's voice is TERRIBLE, it's so irritating to listen to- like, you can tell the voice actor is really forcing himself to sound like the Pilot VA. But it doesn't come naturally to him! Angel Dust's voice cracks so many times and it sounds so annoying.

This one is just a personal opinion but I really don't like Husk's voice. Like, I kinda miss his old voice because he actually sounded like a drunk old man, but here he just has your typical black guy who works at a casino kind of voice. (Literally, if King Dice from Cuphead had a deeper voice). Like, the voice is good, don't get me wrong, Keith David is an amazing voice actor, it's just that his voice doesn't suit Husk in my opinion.

Oh, and don't get started on Brandon Rodgers voicing Katie Killjoy- I swear to god I just wanna rip my ears off. I hate Brandon, okay? No offense but the guy's voice is annoying, he's not funny at all- I am so disappointed that they cast him to voice Katie, she deserves so much better!

Charlie's voice is alright, I mean she sounds like your typical quirky Disney princess. Vaggie sounds incredibly monotonous and Nifty sounds off, it almost sounds like the VA is using a microphone with a different quality than everyone else.

Furthermore..

4) The songs..

So there're two songs in this episode, and yeah they're boring. Basically, both songs are kinda like a rip-off of "Inside of every demon is a rainbow" from the Pilot, as they are both fast paced and explain Charlie's motive with the whole Hotel stuff.

But here the songs are divided in two, the first being "Happy day in hell". Which we've already seen countless of times in the trailers and whatnot. The song is a super Disney musical type of shit, which is alright I guess. But the second one "Hell is forever" sung by Adam is so unmemorable and boring. Yeah I personally didn't like these songs at all. I even ended up skipping through them when I watched the episode. That's how you know how bad they are.

And finally..

5) The comedy...

This show isn't funny guys. Viv's comedy isn't good and she genuinely doesn't know how to be funny. The only time I actually found a part of the episode funny was the scene where Vaggie was holding the camera while trying to make a commercial for the Hotel, and she asked Nifty to say some lines but all she did was just stand there blankly staring at the camera and not saying anything. That actually got a short chuckle outta me, but aside from that? Nothing else in the show is even remotely funny.

Alright that's it, that's all I have to say about the first episode. I'm done with this opinion post- If the other episodes get posted or leaked, I'll definitely watch them and give my opinion on them. Thank you all for reading and I'll see you next time!

#vivziepop critical #vivziepop criticism #vivziepop critique #anti vivziepop #hazbin hotel criticism #hazbin hotel critique #hazbin hotel critical #spindlehorse criticism #spindlehorse critical #/// #by neko loogi #do not repost #neko loogi rambles 😬 #neko loogi rants😔

[nottapossum]

Yayayya April is autism acceptance month

I’ve seen a post on here about you headcanoning some of the characters you write about as autistic and such, but do you mind going more indeph about those characters you headcanon as autistic?

Ooo yeah! For sure!

Let's start with Alastor! (I didn't really headcannon him as Autistic, but I kinda do now, lol... along with other things...)

❤️Perfers to be alone because social interactions are quite stressful sometimes. So, he tends to opt out on the group activities, and even when he cares deeply about his friends, he doesn't often hang out with them without having a purpose.

❤️He has learned to mask very well, always forcing himself to smile even when he's not happy because his mother told him to,

Mimicking behaviors and social skills from others as a child in order to perfect socialization so he can appear

(I've noticed he's a bit awkward around people, just sensing that.)

❤️Sensory sensitivity: Alastor gets overwhelmed by bright lights and loud noises. (One of the many reasons he hates the noisy picture box)

❤️Radio is a special interest of his. 📻

❤️He has a hard time accepting help from others. He perfers to handle things alone.

❤️He doesn't appreciate overly affectionate people. He can handle friendly physical touch on occasion, but mostly it causes him to feel uncomfortable, and he gives almost no response to it.

Unless that response is pushing the other person away because it's far too much.

❤️Fidgets with his cane.

❤️Doesn't really understand how others are feeling, and definitely doesn't understand why they can't hide their emotions as well as he does.

❤️He doesn't accept change. He likes it when things stay exactly the same, where he understands how things work, and how he feels most comfortable.

Please share your thoughts on this, I'm no expert on autism, but I do share a lot of traits and have done a lot of research. But if anyone wants to add to this, please do! I'd love to discuss this further.

(I'll be posting the other ones later. Let me know which ones you guys would like to see the most! I'm already working on Vox's, and hopefully, it'll be done tomorrow.)

@todayimfour @trophyxtissues2 @ask-dusty-boy @im-not-paying-my-taxes @abby5577

#ittybittysinners #ittybittysinnersq&h #Hazbin hotel Alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel headcanon

[vylad243]

I'm curious on Vox and Lyric's relationship? We know now about Alastor and her but what about Vox?

Lyric is definitely a dada's girl. Vox was in and out of care quite often, and it led to her barely knowing him. She didn't even know who her parents were because of how distant Alastor was and how little she saw Vox.

She blamed Vox a lot for Alastor's disinterest in her because she knew for a fact that Alastor was her parent, but she wasn't sure who gave birth to her, especially because Vox was a man and she didn't know he could give birth

Charlie eventually sat Lyric down when she was a kid and told her that Alastor and Vox were both her parents, and Vox was really, really sick and weak. Lyric demanded to see her father, and she finally got to see why Alastor would hardly pay attention to her

I plan on writing it out, but a really sweet moment happens where Alastor apologises for being absent and Lyric apologizes for never visiting her parents

After that, a switch flips, and she tries to be invested in everything Vox does. When Vox finally gets his strength back, he does his best to be a present parent and spend time with her, even if it's only for 30 minutes and she appreciates every second he tries to be with her. They have a good relationship, and she even starts to pick up tips on Alastor about how to help Vox do certain tasks. They tried so long to keep Vox away from her because they didn't want her to be a caregiver or feel guilty at all, Vox was that weak and sick. Once she spends time with Vox, she learns a lot more patience and understanding, and he helps teach her how to embrace her powers. Once she was 10-16 (5-8 years later) Vox was as recovered as he was going to be and could spend time with her properly and embrace being a parent. Part of the reason why Lyric wants a little sibling is because both her parents missed out on her childhood and she feels a bit bad for them, but she also really wants to be a big sibling

But yes, she really loves Vox and feels bad for never seeing him. She knew he existed but didn't know anything about him. Vox wanted her childhood to be carefree

Funfact; Mammon got screamed at by Lyric specifically because Lyric found out first that he almost cost her both her parents

Also- Vox's uterus was slightly damaged from the abortion he gave himself many years prior, and he got sick shortly after getting pregnant and had(has) an eating disorder. He was extremely underweight, too. There were a lot of things stacked up, but because he had no power or strength to do anything, it's why he was so weak, but Vox decided he still wanted the baby. He thought once the sins stopped using power, he would be okay and get over it

Him being able to get pregnant and give birth is a punishment. He is not supposed to have an easy time at all, but he wasn't supposed to have this hard of a time either

#hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #anonymous #hazbin hotel alastor #radiostatic #a month in rut #AMOR #lyric hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel oc #tw abortion

[nixie-writes]

Hazbin Hotel With S/O Having A Panic Attack

I personally wrote this in the midst of a panic attack of my own, writing calms me down when I'm anxious or I feel one coming on. I know a lot of other people suffer panic attacks as well, so I thought maybe this could help someone else out too. Gender neutral terms used, under the cut for length and possible triggers, will be tagged. TW: Heavy discussion of panic attacks, brief mention of drugs (Angel), brief mention of cigarettes and alcohol (Husk), repeated mentions of anxiety medication. (Author's Note: Anxiety medication is very helpful for people who have anxiety and panic attacks, but you should only take medication under your name. You don't know how someone else's medication could affect you, be careful.)

Alastor - He's not accustomed to these things admittedly. He wasn't a very social person during life, nor is he very sociable in Hell. He's an Overlord, what would someone expect him to do about a panic attack? - He'd suggest basic things initially: breathing exercises, calming music, aromatherapy, maybe some self-care. He'd be willing to take a bath with his partner if it would help them calm down, even if he's not really up for it himself. - If they have prescription medication for anxiety that will be his first resort. If not, he has other options. - He'd ask Angel about panic attacks and immediately made the choice to not do that again. - Regardless of the severity or cause of the panic attack, he's always willing to sit it out with them until they feel safe again, and he'll stick around after they've calmed down just to be sure they don't relapse. He shows it in odd ways but he truly cares.

Angel Dust - This guy has many panic attacks of varying severity, he understands the feeling. Obviously he's one to turn to drugs when he feels the panic rising in his chest but he greatly discourages drug use. If his partner has prescription medication for panic he'll offer that to them but he'll be very strict on passing it to them. - In the event they don't have medication, he has other ideas. Plenty, actually. - They could watch a comfort movie (he always enjoyed Snow White), they could play a board game together, something basic and fun like Candy Land, they could have a cup of soothing jasmine tea (though he's not really into that stuff), hell he'd go as far as to have a spa day with them and get them all pampered and shit, he'll pay for it if it helps them feel just a little better. - He's best with breathing techniques. He would teach them how to even their breathing and clear their mind and let it go, tackle it later when they're level headed. He'll also do grounding techniques, like asking them to point out things of a specific color or to tell him the texture of the furniture they're sitting on. - He's the most understanding of this issue and can handle it well, and while his personal choices to ease his panic isn't preferable, he has plenty of safe ways to help his partner overcome an attack.

Husk - His immediate reaction is to leave, he doesn't know how to handle emotional situations, especially seeing his partner in a state of panic. His first offer would be a cigar or a hard drink. (Author here, nicotine and alcohol do not help with panic attacks I know first hand, always go with a safe and healthy alternative and, if available, prescription medication under your name specifically for panic.) - When his partner turns down his offers but asks him to stay with them, he'll offer to show them some magic tricks. He can do a lot of neat things with cards and even pull something comical out of his hat. If that doesn't do the trick he'll try other options. - It's an odd idea of his, but watching a clock tick. It calms him down to watch seconds tap by. Perhaps counting the seconds alongside it, counting numbers slows down parts of the brain that negotiate panic. He doesn't know the science behind it. (The author does though!) - Though he dislikes water, if it'll help his partner calm down he won't mind getting in a bath with them, or at least sitting with them in the washroom while they bathe. He has that cat instinct of, "they're in water and something might happen so I have to keep watch". - He can be a grounding theme himself. He's got a hat, a little bow tie his partner can toy with, he has wings, etc. He can ask them for specifics on his different details, like the patterns on his wings or the texture of his fur. - He'll offer them a lot of Gatorade or just plain water, whichever they prefer, to keep them hydrated if they start crying. Even stress can dehydrate someone and he knows that much, so he'll strongly suggest some fluid to keep their system going while they handle their attack.

Charlie - Seeing her partner in a panic would almost send her into a panic herself, but she has to stay level headed for her partner's sake. She's very responsible about this. - First, she'll teach them some breathing exercises. In for five seconds, out for seven seconds. Repeat that while tapping their thumbs against their other fingers, their slowed heart rate and mental focus on the finger tapping will calm them. - She'll also offer some herbal tea, if that's up their alley. Maybe some ginseng and honey, without the sugar. She can also try singing them a lullaby, or reading a comforting book to them. Regardless of their choice of comforting media, she'd be happy to join to help them feel better. - She would suggest a sleepover to keep them calm (and in her sight) for the rest of the day into the night, to keep them occupied so they don't have another attack. If they're up for it, she can give them simple tasks to distract them, like washing dishes or dusting. Nifty certainly doesn't mind the help. - She's a very calm person, but she understands how hard it can be to grapple with anxiety and panic, especially with a lot of built up pressure. She'll do anything necessary to ensure they feel better in their own time.

Vaggie - Vaggie is probably the best person to go to for a panic attack. She had and still has panic attacks herself, and knows the process of how to handle them. - If her partner has medication for panic, she'll immediately make them take that. If they don't have medication, she can offer some other soothing substances, like some tea or hot chocolate, her secret guilty pleasure. - She knows it can be easy to fall into absolute madness during a panic attack, and if she sees this happening she's very quick to resort to breathing techniques, grounding methods and talk therapy. She suggests they discuss how they feel, and she can help them rationalize their feelings and understand their feelings. - Her personal method of coping with panic is listening to relaxing sounds. ASMR isn't for everyone but she'll suggest it. Otherwise there's nature sounds, city sounds, any kind of ambient audio they need, she can easily offer. - She can also just resort to kitten videos. It's scientifically suggested that cat videos help soothe frayed nerves. (Look it up!) She'd point out specific cats she likes, or find videos of cats playing with toys, whatever would best help soothe them. - Because she grew up with technology at her fingertips, she's more localized to using technology to calm her partner, as that calms her. If they're not up for watching anything she can play music of her heritage and teach them the words or read them a book.

Nifty - Nifty is less of an easily panicked person, and more of someone who's easily anxious. There is a big difference. When she's anxious about anything her resort is manic cleaning and she'll suggest her partner helps her clean to get their mind off things. - She's also up for more intimate calming methods, like hand holding, drawing circles in their palms or dancing. She'd be the one to put on some music by Elvis, specifically his love songs, and slow dance to them. - If that's not too helpful or not an option, she has other ideas. They can help her organize some things, or at least watch her do it and talk while she does it. - She has a lot of books of varying genres so if her partner finds reading as a soothing mechanism, she's basically got a library to indulge in. If they want, she can read to them her favorite book series, Narnia. Or perhaps Romeo and Juliet. - She isn't too well versed in grounding methods but she'll try. She'll let them touch her feather duster and ask them how it feels. or show them a color-changing item and ask them to name each color as it changes. She also has a lot of fidget toys if they like those. Fidget spinners, fidget cubes, you name it she has it. - She can be manic and unpredictable, but if someone came to her for help during a panic attack, she would tone down her excitable persona and be calm with them until they recover, and check on them periodically to see how they're doing.

#tw panic #tw panic attack #tw drug mention #tw cigarettes #tw cigarette mention #tw alcohol #tw alcohol mention #tw medication #tw medicine #tw meds #Hazbin Hotel x reader #Hazbin x reader #Alastor x reader #Angel Dust x reader #Husk x reader #Husker x reader #Charlie x reader #Charlie Morningstar x reader #Vaggie x reader #Nifty x reader #Niffty x reader

[asagi-red-wolf]

We all knew this was gonna happen so here’s an AU absolutely no one wants

Vivziepop-Yuri On Ice

wait no hear me out

Stolas the bored and lonely silver-haired charmer who’s attracted entirely to One Mess On Skates with massive self-esteem issues except Blitz’s anxiety presents as anger more than it does nervousness or depression but Stolas doesn’t know this at first (this poor child is in for An Awakening and not just a sexual one)

Blitz begrudgingly works at a hotel to pay bills and help out his twin sister, who’s in rehab after her own skating career was upended by a teenage injury, he’s kinda miserable all the time, and one of the reasons why seems to practically live at the hotel, it’s name is Angel and it’s A Problem but more on that later

Stolas: Starting today I’m going to be your coach!

Blitz: ...fuck off

The thing is, Blitz does admire Stolas, but he keeps it a closely guarded secret and he’s 100% sure Stolas is only there to humiliate him- he’s not sure how yet, but he’ll figure it out at some point

He’s also partly mad that Stolas is retiring because No, Blitz’s entire life goal was to steal your gold medals you coward and now what huh???

I actually feel like Stolas and Viktor would be weirdly similar in their- let’s call them “methods”, Stolas’s good-natured-but-ultimately-shitty-coaching-tactic teasing is right in line with Mr. Piggy Comments and I’ll be surprised if Blitz manages a full year with this man and never purposely steps on him even one time

Blitz is fine with eros though, it’s agape he has to learn, and oof that’s not easy for anyone involved....

All of this, ofcourse, is compounded by the fact that at the last GPF banquet Blitz absolutely threw himself half-naked against Stolas and most definitely dragged him to his hotel room for a night Stolas would never forget and Blitz would never remember- spoiler alert, he was absolutely a hundred times drunker than Stolas thought he was and Blitz doesn’t even remember there was a banquet in the first place

Meanwile, The Problem living in the hotel is Angel, who’s A Threat to everything Blitz holds dear

Because Angel is a fucking prodigy because ofcourse he is

That man hasn’t failed to place on the podium a single time since entering the senior division at barely-eighteen and it makes Blitz froth with rage, it feels like every competition that’s unfortunate enough to contain both Angel and Stolas is just a dick measuring contest to see who can do the most quads and score the best composition points, Stolas always edges out a win but the gap has been getting frighteningly small lately and Blitz is worried that his dream of being the first one to rip the gold off of that pretty motherfucker’s neck is going to be some blonde bimbo who gets everything he wants because he bats his eyes and looks like an ange- ooooh that’s where his name comes from....

Meanwile, Angel is completely unaware that this “rivalry” exists and honestly couldn’t care less about Stolas, the one he cares about is named Alastor, who is also constantly a front runner, but doesn’t climb quite as high or quite as fast as Angel does, something Angel personally believes is because of 1. Alastor growing up in New Orleans where skating just isn’t really A Thing like it is in New York and 2. Alastor being stiff

Alastor does dance with emotion but it’s always the same two or three emotions, he never really gets sensitive like Angel and Stolas do, he has the raw power but he lacks fluidity and grace and sometimes his composition falls flat compared to the more heart-pulling types of things Angel and Stolas compose for

Angel keeps hoping to get Alastor’s attention if he can keep beating him- because he seems competitive that way- but Alastor won’t give him the time of day, so one day he decides he’s going to force Alastor to pay attention to him by offering to be his coach

Something Alastor responds to with a very quick “Ha! No,”

Angel is half stunned, half furious, HE FUCKING FLEW TO CANADA FOR THIS SHIT?!!?

The thing is, Alastor isn’t really skating with any motivation, he’s not trying to be an Olympic athlete or anything, he doesn’t really care about winning, it’s just what his hyperfixation has been for most of his life and he’s good at it and he’s still very young so he’s doing this wile he figures himself and his future out, it’s not the same all-consuming “Win or die” situation Angel is in, where Angel had to constantly claw at the leaderboard like his life depended on it because it fucking did, because the only reason he was allowed to keep skating is because he was getting recognition from an early age and starting to earn money with it and he had it drilled into his head that if he lost he would be forced to quit

Skating is Angel’s entire life, but it’s only a temporary fixture of Alastor’s

And that kinda... breaks Angel a little bit

He really thought he had found someone- in his own age bracket and with his level of skill- that he could bond with, who felt the same way he did, loved the same things he loved, but.... no

It’s lonely, it’s isolating, and it’s actually embarrassing that Angel had been so confident his coaching speech would work only to be turned down and then told that Alastor doesn’t really care about improving in the first place

It’s all.... alot....

And that’s- surprisingly- what gets Alastor’s attention

Angel is on top of the world, there isn’t a person in figure skating who isn’t clamoring for his attention, so why is he so lonely? Why is he so sad?

Alastor is dreadfully bored with life, everything is always the same, he aches for change but has such limited interests- and limited finances, skating is expensive and moving to Canada as barely an adult to continue pursuing it is even more so- that he can’t do much to improve that bleakness

Angel has provided him with something that makes him feel..... curious again though, so he catches Angel before he leaves and agrees to let Angel coach him, on the condition that he NOT try to push anything on Alastor that’s even remotely sensual- Alastor has made it this far in a “romantic” sport without showing a single hint of love or lust and he intends to keep it that way, thank you

Angel is all too happy to agree, and they find out that they’re a strangely good match, Alastor is a calming presence who actually listens to Angel instead of writing him off as a ditzy blonde with nothing going on in his brain, and Angel is compassionate and very supportive of Alastor’s asexuality and how he wants to represent it- something Alastor can’t say anyone else in his hobby/career has been thus far, they work well together and communicate with surprising ease, a stark contrast to The Mess going on between Blitz and Stolas who barely get their shit together before it almost falls apart again, atleast at first, they get it together eventually- and eventually Alastor decides.... maybe this is where he’ll stay

He hasn’t really grown much fonder of skating, he’s learned to appreciate a few new things about it but that’s really it, but.... he has grown much fonder of Angel, and, you know, he hyperfixates, skating has been his fixation for years, now that fixation is Angel, and skating just happens to come along with it, so what’s there to complain about?

#hazbin hotel #helluva boss #stolitz #radio dust #not fic #*inhales* ah the au truly no one wanted

[concubuck]

"Because he doesn’t have (and REALLY doesn’t want) a small intimate circle of regular partners" wouldn't that help him have a steady source of sex though? Even if it was just one or two people he can count on to never reach a 8-9-10 on the pain/horny level? Is he worried he/they'll get attached?

((when you phrase it like "worried he/they'll get attached", it sounds like "oh he's just afraid of connecting emotionally to people."

To understand him, you have to start from a baseline assumption that Alastor straight up does not care about people, and he's fine with that. They're great entertainment, and he enjoys socializing, but he doesn't CARE about people. He could know someone 30 years, hear they got exterminated, and go "that's a pity, I liked their piano playing," and move on without any grief. He could count on his fingers the number of people he legitimately cares about.

He's not gonna get attached! "I could genuinely get to like and be friends with a fuck" is just not something that fits into how he sees the world! Once he's decided someone's a fuck, he stops paying attention to them enough to get attached! A partner would have to emotionally sneak up on him sideways to trick him into seeing them like a person instead of a warm sex toy, much less liking them, and that possibility isn't even on his horizon.

And he'd get so tired of looking at the same faces over and over and over. The same kinks, the same glimpses into the same little lives, performing the same characters for them. He'd get bored—like, the kind of depression-inducing extreme boredom only experienced by people in long term solitary confinement and people with ADHD. It's tedious and repetitive. It would feel like going to the world's most soul-drainingly repetitive job. When he fucks someone different every day, it's always a new experience, he's always got to change his approach slightly, and even if most people want to do the same dull things there's always the possibility of someone asking for something weird and exciting.

He's not worried he'd get attached to his fucks. He's worried he'd get tired of his fucks—but he'd have to act like he's attached.

Because tou can talk to a one-night stand for five minutes, hook up in a dirty motel room, and leave without exchanging names. Either the other party will care as little as you did and leave contented, or they'll be hurt and disappointed you didn't even leave contact info—and it doesn't matter, because you'll never see them again. But for you to fuck someone REGULARLY? Most people want to know you a little. Even if it's sex only, you've gotta have little coffee dates to talk about your preferences, or they'll wanna talk a little about your weekend plans before sex, and then a month later they might remember you mentioned you like jazz and they'll tell you about a concert downtown, hey, maybe we could go, might be fun—

And you've got to go along with it. You've got to act like you care. You've got to be friendly and social and have meaningless small talk and pretend anything this person says matters to you. Because if you don't—if you brush off all this person's attempts at friendly little socialization—they get offended and get increasingly huffy and defensive during sex and eventually stop calling you.

His fucks are worms. He'd rather fuck a thousand worms than spend all of his time cultivating ongoing social relationships with the same twenty worms. Especially if he's just going to get sick of them anyway. All that time wasted on someone he's sick of looking at. Now he has to start over with another twenty people he's going to get bored of?

If someone wants a regular sexual relationship with him, THEY can establish it. THEY can call him up every time they want a ride. THEY can say "how about you come by every morning at 7 for oral?" And he'll go along with it! Sure! That's a lot of his sexual needs taken care of with no extra effort on his part.

Key phrase: no extra effort. He doesn't have to work on cultivating or maintaining it. He's not gonna do that.

... And if for some reason he does actually get attached to a fuck as a friend? Like, he's not gonna want to fuck them anymore. But he doesn't think that's gonna happen.

(Mandatory disclaimer that as usual you can't apply the above to alternates because Alastor is Narcissus and also, in his heart of hearts, he's a "fucking your clone is basically the same as masturbation" guy.)

#anonymous #ask #ooc

[angelltheninth]

73. “I really don’t care. You still look hot and I’m trying not to fuck you senseless right now” and 76. “Stop teasing me so much” for angel dust x reader?

Ok! Angel is always fun to write for, thanks Anon!

Ao3

Pairing: Angel Dust x Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, teasing, blowjobs, grinding

73. “I really don’t care. You still look hot and I’m trying not to fuck you senseless right now.” + 76. “Stop teasing me so much.”

If there was one thing you enjoyed more than having sex with Angel, that was teasing him. Which is exactly what you were doing now. The Princess was talking about... something. You'll ask Alastor for the finer details later. Angel sat in the chair next to you, trying to pay attention. He promised he would. But that wasn't easy with your hand on his thigh, occasionally brushing past his growing bulge.

Today you wore a particularly tight outfit, one that left very little to the imagination. When Angel saw you wearing it he wanted to skip the meeting all together. Saying he wouldn't be able to concentrate with you wearing that, how he just wanted to fuck you. Little did he know that the outfit was the least of his worries.

The first time your hand brushed against him he shoot you a surprised look. But you didn't look back you just leaned your chin on one hand, looking at Charlie and nodding along.

The second time you did it he groaned, "The hell are ya doing? Ya trying to get me in trouble here?"

Normally Angel wouldn't have anything against getting handsy during meetings, but he promised to try to pay attention. Naturally you decided to turn that into a game.

You glance down, Angel now fully hard under the pair of shorts that he wore. Your hand strokes his entire length, palming at the tip.

Angel sucks in a breath trough his teeth, "Stop teasing so much." You only hum like you're deep in thought and repeat the earlier motion several times. Angel grips the edge of the table in an effort to stop his hips from moving.

Looking at his flushed face you can't help but smirk, "You doing alright Angie? You look a little flushed. Is it the outfit?" You run your free hand down your chest and your stomach slowly, while your hand moves faster on his dick.

"Yes." Angel barely manages to say without a moan escaping him.

The sound of a cough interrupts the moment. Both of you turn to look at Vaggie, "Can you two try to take this seriously?"

"If you're that horny just go fuck it off. Cause that's one free show I ain't interested in." Husk grumbles and takes a swing from his glass.

"No, that's ok we can-" You're cut off by Angel pulling you up by the hand and leading you away.

"Thanks Husky." Angel winks at the cat demon as he leads you into the hallway and into your shared room.

You laugh the whole way there. Angel started kissing your face as soon as the door closed.

"Not funny ya know. I was just about ready to explode back there. And with ya wearing that outfit? Honestly I probably wouldn't care if he had an audience to see us fuck. And I tried very hard not to think about it." You chuckle from his kisses.

"Doesn't look like you did a good job to me." You palm his erection again, Angel now grinding himself shamelessly into your hand, "Let me help you with that babe."

You drop to your knees in front of him, his eyes going wide. Usually he's the one who's on his knees. You start to undo the buttons of his suit, trailing the pink likes in his fur as you do so. He takes it off slowly, grabbing handfuls of his chest floof as he does so. You might be the one on your knees but that doesn't mean that Angel still doesn't know how to entertain and give you a show.

Angel winks when he sees the dopy, love struck smile on your face.

As the suit hits the ground you kiss the hairs on the top of his waistband, moving slowly to his clothed cock.

"Fuck. Ya ain't helping me. Yer teasing." He thrusts his hips closer to your mouth unable to keep still.

"Its payback."

"Its punishment is what it is sweetheart."

"Thought you were into that." You whisper in between kisses. Angel groans, his hands running gently trough your hair, clearly enjoying himself.

When you finally slide his shorts and underwear down he lets out a relieved sigh. Wasting no time you wrap your fingers around his cock enjoying the gasp that escapes his lips, "You're really pretty you know." You teasingly kiss the tip, running your tongue teasing along the underside, "I know you don't get this experience often, so just relax and let me take care of you."

As you wrap your lips around the tip and take him into your mouth Angel throws his head back, a moan of pleasure spilling from his lips, his hands tightening in your hair. You love seeing him like this, face flushed, pleasure evident on his face as you take him deeper into your mouth.

"Hold on." Angel tugs you back by the hair, you lean back leaving only the tip in your mouth, swirling your tongue over the slit. Angel breaths in trough his nose and exhales from his mouth, keeping himself as still as possible, "Don't... don't force it."

Recondition dawns on your face. Angel doesn't want you to be uncomfortable for his pleasure, as he sometimes had to do for some of his less caring clients.

You pull your head back, "I know handsome. No need to worry about that." You place gentle, teasing kisses from the base of his cock to the tip, taking him in your mouth once again.

Angel puts the other pair of arms on your shoulders to steady himself. You focus on how he feels in your mouth, every twitch drop of cum that you lick with your tongue. You wrap your hand around the base pumping as you bob your head. Angel gasps, his hands shaking on your shoulders.

"Babe, fuck, your tongue feels good." You can hear Angel gasping in between words, hear his breath hitch with every swipe of your tongue, every stroke of your hand.

Angel's hips start to twitch, his grip on your hair and shoulders harder than before, "Close." You moan at that knowledge, the salty taste of his cum already staining your tongue. You can never get enough of it, and you don't get to taste him in your mouth like this that often. Usually he's the one giving you oral. So you savor every moment, every sensation of this. Of Angel's hands on you, the feeling of him in your hand, the taste of his cock, the feeling as you run your tongue across the underside of it. The half moan, half scream of your name as Angel comes into your mouth.

You don't stop sucking him trough his orgasm, a repeated, broken chant of "Fuck." filling your ears. You keep Angel's cock in your mouth even after the jets of cum stop, easing him trough his high as his cock softens. Angel pulls his dick out of your mouth with a wet pop, a string of saliva and cum dripping down your mouth, his cock covered in the mixture of the two.

"That... that's the kind of punishment I wouldn't mind more often." Angel manages in between deep breaths.

You smirk up at him, "Glad you enjoyed yourself babe." You wipe the spit and cum from your lips only to lick it from you hand, moaning at the taste as you gulp it down.

"Ya wanna... ya want me to return the favor." Angel licks his lips hungerly.

You shake your head, "Not tonight. This was about you. But... maybe in the morning? It would be a nice way to wake up." You wiggle your eyebrows at him.

"I'll make waking up early worth your while." Angel leans down to kiss you, lifting you up with him.

"Looking forward to it."

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[raeynbowboi]

Why I Believe Angel and Husker Will (or Should) Be Endgame

As a shipper and a writer, I pride myself on finding the meat in shipping material, and despite how little official content for it is available, Hazbin Hotel’s juiciest pairing (by my observation, and not counting Charlie x Vaggie cuz that’s already canon) is Huskerdust or Angelhusk, the main mlm pairing in Hazbin Hotel between Angel Dust and Husker. While I’m a big fan of any mlm pairing no matter how small the serving size, this one is an absolute feast, and I want to explain why I think that is, because Angel flirts with multiple men in the first episode, namely Sir Pentious, Alastor, and Husker. So he just comes across as a relentless flirt, but I believe his destiny truly lies with the grumpy sourpuss bartender.

Given what we’ve learned about Angel Dust from the Addict music video and the prequel comic, it’s becoming clear that Angel doesn’t exactly love his situation. He pretends it’s fun and glamourous for his image, but it’s all an act. In the very last pannel for the comic, we can even see a box of dildos in his room with the words “for fun” crossed out, and the box being relabled as “work stuff”. I believe that Angel’s arc and character growth will be strengthened by having a love interest who cares about Angel as something beyond a sex object. Travis and Valentino clearly only see Angel as a piece of meat. Even Tom Trench one of the... less horrible denizens of Hell we’ve met, only recognizes Angel as a porn star, implying that he too only values Angel for his body. The creators have even verified that Angel will have a love interest in the series. So, that’s the easy part. Angel’s very clearly a gay man, and him having a love interest will help put the romance back in relationships with men for Angel. No surprises there. So why will/should it be Husker who fulfills that role as Angel’s redeeming lover?

In the simplest terms, it’s because their needs fit together perfectly. Angel needs someone to care about him romantically that also values his emotions, mind, and autonomy instead of just his body. Husk has likewise pretty much spelled out the flaw he needs to fix. He lost the ability to love years ago. Whether he just shuts out his emotions, someone broke his heart and now he’s jaded and bitter, or he freezes out his feelings so he won’t get hurt again, Husk has rejected love and his feelings. Learning to love and open up to Angel helps Husk to overcome those toxic coping mechanisms. Especially because his other vices such as drinking, are an extension of his core issue. His hang-ups with love. He drinks to forget and suppress. Overcoming his issues with his emotions will help Husk free himself of other sins in the process. Now the important issue though, does Husker even like boys? Yes, he does. Husker was confirmed by members of the crew to be pansexual, so he is capable of finding Angel attractive. Also, on a related note, Alastor is both Asexual and Aromantic, so he’s very unlikely to give Angel the core thing he needs, the tender appreciation of his romantic partner. That’s not to say Asexuals and Aromantics can’t date, it’s just less probable. And all the other males are either villains, or objectify Angel already. Which kind of leaves Husker as the best candidate for Angel’s love interest, at least currently. In fairness we know very little about Baxter, but that’s the thing. Without knowing anything about him, we can’t really weigh him against the other options.

Character design is very important, as it can provide visual cues about a character. Looking at these two, they share a lot of similarities. Starting from the top, while not visible here, there is a heart-shaped spot on the back of Angel’s head, and this heart appears as well on Husker’s forehead, palms, and wings. More importantly, I may be wrong, but I believe the only characters with hearts in their design are all connected to Angel. Only Travis and Val share this heart motif, two men Angel has had sex with, though in Valentino’s case, it's not always willingly. They share their wearing of a bow tie, but to be fair, Charlie wears one too, as does Sir Pentious, so it’s a weak connection. Color theory also matters. Firstly, they are Yin and Yang. Angel is mostly white with a few dark accents, while Husker is mostly dark gray/black with white accents. Angel’s left eye, bow tie, and shorts/skirt are also the same color (or pretty close) as Husker’s darker fur patches on his forearsms, ankles, ear tips, and whiskers. The stripes on Angel’s top also repeat in Husker’s ears. Finally, while not repeating on Angel’s design, Husker’s fur on his ankles resembles spats, a fashion trend from the early 1900s. Although this trend was pretty dead in widespread use by the 1940s, it remained popular with gangsters and mafia, so much so that it’s almost a streotype of mafia. Angel’s family was an Italian crime family involved with mafia dealings. So while it makes little sense for a man who died in the 1970s to be wearing spats, it connects him to Angel’s ballpark of time as well as drawing connections to Angel’s past and his family.

Hazbin Hotel has Instagram accounts for the characters, and using Husker (bar_cat75) Angel Dust (angie_fluffy_bootz) and Niffty (babyfeathrdustr), we can put together further developments in their relationship off-screen. Starting with one of Husker’s posts, we see Angel leaning on the bar offering him a ticket to his “peep show”. The next post shows Husker still at the bar, but now there’s drool on the counter, and we can see the back of one of Angel’s legs and the red smoke from the Addict video trailing behind him with the line “Fuck, I passed out. Did I miss something?” Next, there’s a post from Niffty of Angel leaning on the railing smoking as he does in the post-credits sequence of the Addict video. Granted, I can’t tell how much of Addict is prequel and how much is happening in real time following the pilot, but we know at least the ending is canonically after the pilot episode. Seems like Angel wanted Husker there (we don’t know if he offered tickets to anyone else) and he seems bummed that he didn’t go, with a later message from Husker (that I can only seem to find in Tumblr posts) with Husker realizing that he missed Angel’s show and feels bad about it. As “owing” Angel a favor for missing his show, Angel leaves his beloved pet pig Fat Nuggets in Husker’s care, who proceeds to eat all of Husker’s limes and cherries. Now it is very important to point out that Fat Nuggets seems to fill the dual role of “purse dog” and emotional support animal for Angel, so leaving him in Husker’s care shows a lot of trust because this animal means a LOT to him. There’s also apparently rumors that Alastor keeps trying to eat Fat Nuggets which... I haven’t found a credible source for. But if Angel is worried about Fat Nuggets’ safety, him trusting Husker to protect his pig only further demonstrates his trust in the grumpy old booze cat. Upset about all the fruit Fat Nuggets ate (because it’s not easy to get in Hell) Husker wants Angel to pay to replace what the pig ate, but Angel argues that because Husker owed him a favor it’s not his responsibility. Angel says he’ll pay him if Husker agrees to come to his next show, and they compromise to get milkshakes instead. The creators said Husker was a Tsundere, and it shows. Someone called their outing a date, and Husker was QUICK to shout that it wasn’t a date, just settling up on a favor. This almost plays out like an episode 2, turning the Addict Video into the jumping off point for a second story in the hotel. I don’t know how many full narratives will come out of the Instagram accounts like this, but it’s really cool how they’re approaching this almost like a multi-media story, and I’m curious to see if this will continue when the show starts airing on television. One last thing of note is that in Angel’s latest post, there’s pictures of Fat Nuggets, Cherri Bomb, and Husker on his bedroom wall, much to Husker’s annoyance. In all of these Instagram posts, Angel seems to now be training ALL of his attention on flirting with Husk, to the point that unless another character sweeps Angel off his feet or causes Angel to start flirting with them instead of Husker, I think this pairing is sailing quickly and unopposed toward the canon zone.

I hope I’ve provided sufficient proof to back up my wild accusations, but I sincerely believe all of the building blocks have already been assembled to create a compelling romance between these characters. The flaws they need to overcome interlock with each other perfectly, their designs draw connections between them, and their Instagram accounts weave together a narrative for a soft Episode 1.5. I believe all of this together points that these two are meant to become a romantic couple, and if they aren’t, then maybe the showrunners should consider it.

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[unknowconcreteflower-art-blog-me]

Why Husker will be the driving force to save Angel Dust; Instagram deep-dive story! Angelhusk explained.

Okay full disclosure Hazbin Hotel is an adult cartoon has dark touchy subject matter so please tread carefully. This goes into shipper territory and I don’t want to get attack in my inbox about this or attacking each other too much shipping wars plus I’m a multi-shipper... But for the sake of this post it’s going to be all fuel Angelhusk (or Huskerdust), yes okay great thank you. This is a continuation of my previous post which was just a prequel to this one. I ended the post saying Husker will be the one to reach out to Angel and helping him. 

First I’ll be breaking down Husker’s first appearance and how his character is. When Alastor first summons him, he’s very pissed off when he’s pulled from the poker game. And he’s very quick show his anger, without fear despite Alastor being “one of the most powerful demons in Hell”, and does not care. Though this is a very short interaction we know that Husker does not put up with BS, he’s a drinker, and a poker player. How is this important to Angel Dust? Well Angel Dust, often hypes himself up but also tears himself down in the process, emphasizing that during the limo ride after being scolded by Vaggie that “his body is flawless, everybody wants a piece”... and thinks that’s all anybody wants from him. This is Angel’s way of protecting himself; he flirts with them first before they can hurt him, it’s just hidden with his confidence.

In reality he thinks everyone looks down on him, which is why he doesn’t accept help or confine in Charlie (like when he flipped her off )he isn’t taking a pity party. Angel hides his pain with vibrato and at the same time is too prideful to ask for help... he won’t admit when he’s in trouble. I explained this a little more in detail in my previous post why he thinks Charlie and Vaggie look down on him. But with Husker he in the same boat; using his addictions (gambling & drinking) to cope with his problems. Angel will be more incline to gravitate towards Husker and telling him his problems. I say this because it’s the same reason why Angel confines in Cherri, and is close with her. And unlike Charlie who can be naive at time ( don’t get me wrong I still love her), Husker will know when he’s over stepping his boundaries, and when to helping him since he’s going through something similar.

(Charlie wanting to help Angel but doesn’t know how...)

So all of you maybe wondering, how is Husker gonna help Angel dust then if he hides his problems like that. Vivziepop made Husker a poker-player for a reason, he knows how to tell if someone’s bluffing. And it’s already been established that Angel has a terrible poker face... so Angel can’t lie to Husker. This is why he was angry at Angel’s flirting when they first meet because he already sees through his facade, (plus he’s shy about it). He knows that he doesn’t really meant and he’s hiding something. His sense and observation skills are very necessary cause he can spot when Angel’s actually in trouble.

links to official instagrams below to follow the narrative: 

Angel’s instagram/Husker’s instagram/Nifty’s instagram/Sir Pentious’ instagram

This post starts the saga where Angel is waiting to be picked up at the studio. Saying “Waiting at the studio to...Be picked up for some fucking...Food.”, Val is quick comment on this saying “Forgot to pick you,lol.” and takes the chance to make him like an after thought and after Angel asks to be picked up again Val answer back “yeah but we are filming, I already ate.” just to rub it in. But that’s where Huskers intervenes and get Angel something to eat ,  and there’s a key detail here that it’s only Husker that comes to his aid. Now most of the main cast has an Instagram so you’d think they’d help him but they don’t... They all probably think he’s just being cute and sassy totally unaware of the Angel’s situation with Valentino, but we the audience know... (I’ll bring this point back later)

This one post is enough for Husker to be able see that Angel was really in trouble, which is why he goes out of his way to get him something to eat. And I would also like to point out after this post Husker starts following Angel’s instagram liking all his instagram posts. There’s more to this... keep in mind he starts following Angel after his posts about being tired and hungry. He’s not following him just because he has a “little crush” on Angel... he’s doing this because he wants to make sure Angel’s doing okay. He cares about Angel Dust well being and follows him to make sure doesn’t go hungry again. But during this time Angel isn’t aware of this... that Husker doing this out of worrying for Angel. I say this because right after Angel gets Husker tickets to his strip show, as “thank you” for the food. Showing that he trusts Husker but not entirely...

At this point Angel I don’t believe that he sees Husker’s actions as a gustier of genuine kindness towards him. No, he sees Husker as someone who just wants his body and this is just his way of getting towards that goal. Offering his services (or being flirty) is Angel way of not getting attach to someone (like I’ve said before): think of it as “ripping the band-aid quick off before it hurts more...”  it’s so he doesn’t get hurt again like with Valentino. I believe Val also managed manipulated Angel by doing nice things for him at first, like saying nice words or buying him nice gifts as means to just use him for his body (this is a real thing pimps do). And Angel thinks Husk is no different from the other guys who used him, that what everybody wants from him... he might as well give him what he wants. 

Night of the show rolls around and Husker misses it, kitty got too drunk... which we know takes place during the music video of Addict. In which we get another post about backs my statement the cast doesn’t know about Angel’s abuse. Nifty’s posts a pic, of Angel Dust looking sad after his show... saying “Saw Angel earlier, i hope he doesn’t leave the butts there 😅” Nifty wouldn’t have posted this if she knew what was going on. But Husker knows, that Angel’s depressed and feels bad about missing the show commenting “Oh fuck is that what I missed. Aw shit.” Feeling very guilty about missing Angels, usually Husk tends to hide his feelings but in this moment is very honest. Meaning he really did want to go to the show, not only that but realizes that Angel is actually upset. And he didn’t have to post this comment on Angel’s instagram but he had to he wanted to show that he was remorseful for not coming showing he is attracted to Angel Dust. 

This picks up to with a post with Husker saying “Ugh... Since I missed the show, @angie_fluffy_bootz is sayin I owe him one and is making me watch his fuckin pig... I ain’t a fuckin babysitter!” in which babysits Fat Nuggets, which means he went out of his way to say “ what can I do to make it up to you”, and the conversation after it is a major turning point in the relationship for them. In the comment section Husker complains that Fat Nuggets ate all the food at the bar and says he wants to be payed back. Angel’s offer to pay him pay with a “private show”, in the only way thing he thinks Husker wants (I mean that all anybody ever wants from him). He does this with his usually flirty response, but it’s very different (this is a cut version of the convo.):

Angel: “tell ya what I’ll pay ya back with another private show”

Husker: “...I’m not doing that.

Angel: that or nothing babe. I think it’s a good deal.

Husker:“Jesus fucking Christ...” 

Angel: Ugh. Fine I’ll quit it. Only if you join me for shakes.

Husker: Yeah okay I think I can do that. 

This is major turning point in their relationship; this conversation is very important. Like I said before this is just his way of ripping the band-aid but there’s a reason why he’s really pushing it this time. It’s because Angel knows that he’s starting to catching feelings for Husker. And he’s not sure if Husker wants his body or if really means it. And the matter of the situation is Husker’s feeling the same way. When Husker says “Jesus fucking Christ...” it’s his way of saying “For the last time I don’t want your body, I’m not playing this game”... Here’s the thing Husker believes he’s proven enough that he doesn’t see Angel as a sex object, he’s more tried of the facade than he is annoyed. He doesn’t want Angel Dust to be a “fuck buddy” to him...

And this is a major turning point in their relationship, Angel finally understands that Husker just wants to be there for him. This is why he offers to go out with shakes with him, and of course Husker denies it and says “it’s not a date...”, but we know Husker is happy, because he’s willing accept this as being payed back for the food fat nuggets are, to him this was enough. Needless to say to say it was very cute and I loved it. Not only that but Husker becomes more active on Instagram and low-key tries to flirt back to Angel in his own grumpy cat way. 

Try and tell me they aren’t flirting with each other!

A week after their date Angel Dust does a instagram post showing off his new outfit he got and Husker is quick to ask “why so many zippers”, he’s still too nervous to flirt directly Angel Dust responses with “More to pull down, respond...” Huskers clueless and responses with a “eh” still likes it anyway (the feelings are mutual now). And within the same week Husker posts his own selfie“ Wanted to wear a tie for once. 🥃”, posting one because of Angel. And this isn’t for nothing the pics clearly mirror each other (no pun intended). Just-wanted-to-wear-a-tie-for-once-my-foot ..he clearly did this to impress Angel with him asking “If he needs help with that tie...”, with Husker still being oblivious with the sexual reference but kitty’s still trying. 

This to me highlights why Angel is good for Husker (and vice-versa)... During his first appearance he comments “I lost the ability to love years ago...” and drinks down his booze. Which alludes to why he drinks because he feels lonely. Angel makes him active thus eliminating his reason to drink, as we can see through Husk trying things he hasn’t done before like wearing nice clothes. Now he didn’t have to but Husker pushed himself to be better. As for Angel it gives him a genuine romantic relationship that is centered by an emotional connection and not physically. Husker prioritizes Angels feelings and well-being first.

And for those of you that are confused with Huskers grumpy tendencies. In an interview Viviziepop has said about him is that he is a tsundere. Now a tsundere, it is a character the initially appearing as cold and hostile only to hide their true feelings. This is a troupe used  many times in animes (but if you are not familiar with the term or need an example of one Helga from Hey Arnold is a prime example of one).  His actions disregard his attitude towards Angel... Most of his grumpy responses to Angel are to hide his feelings for him and never used to cut down or degrade Angel Dust (like Val does). I will even argue that Husker is the total opposite of Valentino; Val uses flashiness and with sweet words to hide his heinous and vile intentions. While Husker seems hotheaded and temperamental initially his actions show he’s actually a very kind and caring individual and Angel defiantly sees that...

HUSKER MADE THE WALL!

Angel is special to Husker and he feels the same way... Now and is upper there with Fat Nuggets and Cherri Bomb. And of course Husker is embarrassed, realizing his pics there too saying “what the fuck!” but we know he’s happy. At this post we can assume that Husker is just as important to him as Cherri & Fat Nuggets is to him... and vice-versa. Which is why I believe that Husker will be the one Angel reaches out to first for help within the Hazbin Hotel. And I know some of you may not be convinced, that it’s just platonic or think that Husker just sees him as a friend, but as we know Husker is not a man of words... but a man of action! 

There is a key detail in this story that I’ve been keeping under-warps up until now, (and the reason why it took me so long to because once I found it piece of info; I had to change my original plans for this post). 

Remember how I said that the rest of the cast doesn’t know what’s going on with Val... and that Husker’s observation skills were going to be integral in helping save Angel. Well around the same time as the PJ pic... on Sir Pentious’ instagram he posts a pic of himself trying to make his minions look like Valentino and Vox: I wasn’t even trying to find this but low and behold guess who pops up in the comment section...

Now what does this post say to you. (Husker also liked the post too)

Now repeat after me...“You don’t hear shit about people unless you go looking for it.” ... HUSKER KNOWS!  My theory is that he’s been suspecting that there was something up with Val, ever since the pick-up post, so he’s been keep tabs on instagram Angel to make sure he was safe. And as time went on Angel became more precious to him and became more worried about him. And Husker not wanting to overstep his bounds by asking Angel directly, (because it’s none of his business but still super worried) so he goes around digging info on Valentino. SO then he probably knows that he abuses his workers.  

(Or Angel told him whats happening... I’m leaning towards that Husker did his own digging because narratively it would be too soon and we wouldn’t have a story to tell and would have told Charlie and the rest of the crew too already... Either way..)

Val sent him this, scumbag! And it only takes Husker seconds to defend him and makes sure Angel knows he’s not fat. (most recent post)

Husker has knows, he’s actively been looking into Valentino and the shit he’s done, because he wants to protect Angel Dust! And it’s evident now, he has been defending him on Instagram as well, now being in the know, Husker defending his boy! He is not afraid of Valentino and is not putting up with his BS for putting down Angel anymore... our boy Husker is watching you rat-man.

He maybe the only one who knows that Valentino is abusing Angel (or catching on to it). Which will lead Angel coming clean about how Valentino raped him... And at this point Angel trusts Husker so much that he maybe willing to listen to him when he says “Hey you need to tell someone” or “you need help” and Husker already knows Angel well enough to know how to help him without having Angel push him away. 

AND THAT is why I believe he will be the major driving force in saving Angel from the RAT-MAN (Val)... And we know Husker isn’t afraid of overlords; he’s gonna protect his boy. He is proven time and time again that he loves and cares for Angel Dust so much... and oh I’m gushing now.

AND LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE! I just want them to be happy, I want the best for our bois!

Thank you and I hope you all enjoyed the post (and please no shipping war in the comment section I don’t condone it whether you support it or not! Not fighting in the fandom)

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Human AU/Childhood friends AU/Mafia AU (only for the Vees): Alastor and Vox have known each other since they were young boys--(maybe Al's mom used to have a job making dresses for Vox's sister a'l princess and the frog? And Vox and Al bonded, especially since Vox's dad only had eyes for his spoiled sister, even though Vox is his heir.) Anyway both boys grow closer and closer as they grow. Al grows to hate both his dad and Vox's dad--recognizing the neglect Vox's dad is heaping on him when he's not paying attention to him, then love bombing him into fulfilling his duties as heir to the Family (of course, Vox being Vox would do his job without being love bombed but...) and when his sister fucks up who gets blamed? Vox does. When Vox's father takes it too far and breaks Vox's arm--something that even has Vox's sis staring terrified at Alastor: So just like when his father had his hunting accident when he was fifteen, Al takes care of the problem..he just makes sure it takes a bit longer for Vox's father to die.

Alastor still dies first, still has his radio rampage in hell but is surprised when Vox's sister Searches him out. She tells him that the Family was infiltrated, and Alastor's death was no accident--he was targeted. That she thinks Velvette is next, that whoever's doing this is after Vox. She was investigating his death on behalf of her brother--and she had leads that Valentino was a rat for the IRS. And the Val just had Alastor killed off early because if the IRS struck Vox while Alastor was still alive then it didn't matter where they put Val, Alastor would find him.

Then a few weeks later Niffty shows up (she was part of the Family too in this, IDC!) Alastor immediately seeks her out! He's pissed, he wants to know what's going on upstairs with his Vox, if he's safe what's happening, and of course how gruesome Valentino's welcoming is going to be.

Niffty's news...isn't good. The IRS raided the New Orleans mansion (that's where she died, Vox attempted to send her and Velvette away but they wouldn't leave their only living parent behind) and..then Niffty mentions how Vox's head jerked back, and now he fell, blood spilling from the back of his head. (He's not dead...not quite. His heart is still beating, so his soul is trapped between life and death)

Niffty was killed looking for Velvette, trying to get help for Vox--even though she subconsciously knew he was probably gone, just like Alastor.

Princess and the frog but murdery!!

I have nothing to add because this is already perfect. I think the scariest part of this AU is that Vox's father broke his arm in front of his sister and Alastor. Makes you wonder what he did behind closed door

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