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Scorpio Season Overview for 🐞🐍⛲🐝ALL SIGNS
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Scorpio season always brings about an intense release of aenergetic baggage. Old energies that are past their purpose must fall away like autumn leaves. Most Humans are attached to energies that are familiar, so losing learnt patterns or behaviours might feel like death itself. But in reality, you’re just creating a sacred space for welcoming new energies/habits/patterns that are bound to make you more energetic, productive, and generally happier with yourself.
You are the creator of your own Life, the writer of your history that someday becomes someone else’s inspiration. Be selfish enough to prioritise yourself when it comes to the weaving of your life stories. People who are honest with themselves (all the good and the bad) and are unapologetic about following their divine paths are often considered psychos. That’s fine, be psycho enough to kill yourself spiritually and die aenergetically to all—everything and everyone—that no longer serves (or deserves) you.
You are a Mother Goddess about to give birth to a freer, lighter, happier version of yourself. Scorpio is supporting you in removing all these dead leaves and be reborn🍂🍁Grow back as magick, bitch!🍄✨
Psycho Freedom for 🐞Fire Signs – Green Geographer (Gerardus Mercator)
Fire Signs are the most passionate peeps about their eccentric visions and life goals. Who’s to deny you the adventure of exploring your possibilities or testing your limits? The world is your oyster, so add a dash of lemon, salt and pepper and have a feast of an experience! Fear is the mind-killer. Ignore it. You are so much bigger and stronger than your fear. You are more capable than the fear has told you. Your anxiety is lying to you.
🐏Aries – 5 of Wands Rx
what’s died inwardly: Thoughts, ideas, and visions that had been gathered from many people/places throughout years of cultural brainwash and toxic societal expectations + limitations are gone out the window. You don’t need those ideas anymore. They’ve been an annoying noisy ringing in your mental space, causing lethargy from needing to use up a lot of mental power to calm down your chaotic mind. You feel strongly from within that something’s about to or has changed dramatically within the inner space of your being. Now that your boundaries are set up straight, you feel ready to face a brave new world that you know for certain will serve your character development. This here is your origin story!
what’s rebirthing outwardly: It is possible you will isolate yourself from the people you’ve known up until now. Other than that, it is possible you will leave a certain job or gig that’s been taking away too much spiritual power from you. You may even change locations or currently in the process of planning for a move. There’s a new beginning that’s taking up shape and you’re clearing up space to allow its unfurling in your Life. Some things may feel chaotic or unstable right now, but it’s only because you’re on a raft whilst building your ship. Yeah, it’s rocky here and there, every now and then, but you’re well on your way to a great adventure that is certain to give you so much spiritual fulfilment. Don’t be afraid. Don’t you dare give up. This is ONLY the beginning of a story of a millennium!
🦁Leo – 10 of Cups Rx
what’s died inwardly: False love freaking died. What you thought gave you a sense of security or a bond of a family, you realise now is just imprisonment. That is because the other party is selfish, unreasonable, uncompassionate, inflexible, and most of all, lacking empathy on a broad spectrum. You got tired of it; it’s been suffocating, to say the least. Your heart has been yearning for a closer bond, a community, that feels like true family. Sometimes you aren’t verbally clear about what you’re seeking, but you’re certain you’ll recognise it when it arrives because you know how it should feel like. You’re on your way to find your Soul Tribe, and along with that, uncovering your true purpose for being born here at this passage of time.
what’s rebirthing outwardly: You may have begun with self-love on this one. I think you’ve been living surrounded by people who don’t understand you, subsequently making you feel very unlovable. You may have dealt with some form of self-loathing, so now you’re learning to fully accept yourself—flaws and all. You’re rediscovering your true sense of self-worth and realising flawed people are also deserving of Love. Being flawed doesn’t mean you’re bad, horrible nor does it make you a villain. It just makes you human, what the heck. From this point of self-reflection, you gain personal empowerment and this becomes the origin story of your destined reunion with your Soul Family.
🎠Sagittarius – Knight of Cups
what’s died inwardly: Spiritual guidance is pouring in from the heavens. The heavens, essentially, can be experienced through quiet meditations. Not always the ‘aum’ kind of meditation. At moments you feel the most in touch with your emotions, you’re deciphering divine messages. Emotions are actually your guidance system, you know. In our world today, we’ve got so many male psychopaths that have painted a reality in which emotions are our weaknesses. Those psychos are the ones who are weak, because they can’t manage their own emotions, they become a victim to their emotions. A real strong individual knows that emotions point/direct towards what needs fixing or what’s worth keeping in his Life.
what’s rebirthing outwardly: Since you’re coming to honour your emotions more, there’s a sense of clarity that washes over you, regarding your Life’s true direction. Your emotions are pointing toward a goal or mission that you know from the depths of your Soul will satisfy you on a spiritual level. For achieving this goal, you know a lot about your past or who and what you’ve been up until this point must die. This is your confirmation that your intention to distance yourself from small minds is the right thing to uphold. Follow that. You’re really giving birth to a butterfly version of yourself. Butterflies don’t chit chat with caterpillars. Butterflies are busy being useful to the ecosystem whilst living their own glamorous lives. So don’t be afraid of being seen as a freak. A butterfly must look like a freak to caterpillars, right? ‘Why are you so, different from the rest of us?’ ‘Yeah, bitch, I’ve transformed!’
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Psycho Freedom for 🐍Earth Signs – Silver Magus (Merlin)
The strongest characteristic of all Earth Signs is tenacity. You are pragmatic, logical, realistic, and subsequently hardworking based on all these earthly perceptions. The Scorpio season is reminding you that everybody is a magician at the core of their being. There is magic that is accessible to you at this moment if you decide to develop more of your spiritual abilities. FYI, magick makes everything a tad easier and manifesting relaxed.
🐂Taurus – 4 of Wands Rx
what’s died inwardly: The people or work environment you thought were so meaningful and valuable to your whole existence have proven themselves to be nothing but a farce. It’s like, you’re wondering how it was possible to rejoice in all of that false fanfare when the reality was always much gloomier. You didn’t see it before. Something died within you when your heart got broken by other’s disregard of your genuineness. Like sand castles washed by the ocean waters, your make-believe ended. And now, you must sail across the ocean to find a new place of being. Somewhere you can feel appreciated and wholeheartedly welcomed like you truly belong. Where’s my Soul Tribe?
what’s rebirthing outwardly: I’m seeing an analogy of you planting new seeds. Seeds for a new manifestation, a new Reality that suits you better. You may even have scattered these seeds unconsciously. You have an intuitive feeling that some buds are about to grow above ground now. You want to take care of these new buds. When they grow into flowers and trees, you finally know that this is exactly the Reality you’ve created through your own honest visions. You’re a magician, you can create anything you want. You can have it all. You just need to be honest with yourself. As long as you remain loyal to your spiritual visions, all the world’s wealth is yours for the taking.
🧘🏻‍♀️Virgo – 8 of Pentacles
what’s died inwardly: You’re so hardworking and meticulous, on top of that, you care about others. You tend to take the burden of doing something really well because you enjoy relishing in your masterpiece of a hard work. But in a group setting, you may experience being the greatest contributor or best performer who doesn’t even get that much credit for how meticulously and carefully you’ve presented your work. This reality often dampens your spirit (or even hurt your feelings) but you always have the ability to pat yourself on the back and uplift your spirit all on your own. However, this Scorpio season seems to have brought about a death to this spirit of wanting to serve only others but not yourself.
what’s rebirthing outwardly: Being a good person essentially is about being of service to the community. It’s actually a very noble thing to think. You’ve not done wrong at all. This Scorpio season only wants you to balance that, and right now, there’s an aenergetic support for you to carve out a Life of your own. Perhaps you have a secret passion project you’ve been thinking of nurturing to maturity? Perhaps you’re needing a month-long holiday just to be with yourself? Stuff like that that focuses on you and you and you for the time being. I sense this energy may continue to be with you until some time in spring. You’re in need of some real soulful inspiration for navigating a Life that is honest to yourself. Actually, for what reason were born into this world? What kind of spiritual contribution can you deliver the world that will also satisfy you on a spiritual level?
🐐Capricorn – XIII Death
what’s died inwardly: Capricorn is surely a strong sign; its energies are so abundant with strength. You’re more capable than any other sign of enduring the storms of Life. But when that endurance keeps you stuck in bullshit situations, well… Wisdom is an entirely different thing than strength, right? Capricorn energies like to hold on to something because there’s this feeling of being a conqueror when you’ve managed to handle a situation or come out victorious of a tough one. But if you blindly follow that pattern without giving way to reason and smart calculations, you’re only hurting yourself and sabotaging your chance for real personal growth. I’m sensing that before Scorpio season even began, the Universe had been nudging you to allow certain things to die in your Life.
what’s rebirthing outwardly: New ways of living are being prepared for you this season. In fact, everything will lead to a renewed sense of being. That you can slow down and not fuck up a single thing. That you can take breaks and plans still work out as they should. It’s all about balancing ambition with love for yourself. There’s no ways goals and ambitions are more important than the individual who dreams them. As much as your projects or studies deserve care and nurture, so the person who works on them deserves respect and compassion. I think you’re slowly learning to balance this on the mindset level, so changing it just like that is not a walk in the park. But you’re moving in that direction anyway. Be light of heart, buddy. Enjoy life like a cat LMAO They’re relaxed because they know they’re magick.
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Psycho Freedom for ⛲Air Signs – Gold Geographer (John Dee)
What would be the greatest happiness in your Life? Have you honestly thought to yourself the importance of personal happiness? It may sound selfish or self-centred, but if every individual in the world is satisfied and fulfilled, that in itself will lead to a peaceful society. As long as you’re not hurting people, as long as you’re clear enough that you ain’t a sociopath, it’s a good thing to focus on personal happiness. Release your mind from the imprisonment of modern slavery. Personal happiness is more important than your job or duties. Even the samurai had no honour; they actually went where the money was LOL
👯Gemini – Page of Cups
what’s died inwardly: You’re done being polite and entertaining other people’s offer of fun or good that’s actually below par. You’re done being mediocre and living amongst amateurs. You want to grow now. You want to be someone better, in all ways that are important to you on a deeply spiritual fashion. You want to broaden your horizon, to know what’s on the other side of the ocean. There’s still so much to learn and discover of this world, and you’ve been really excited about this idea of exploration. So pack up and catch the next ship that sails to a new world~ Have hope, pray for safety, and be expectant of wonderful new experiences! You are gathering stories!
what’s rebirthing outwardly: Some people will resonate with needing to leave behind people or places forever. Some of you will simply resonate with the travelling part but not the goodbye. I’m seeing the need for mature conversations with people you’re likely to leave behind temporarily. For example, if you’re still a student and need your parent’s approval on things. Basically, there’s a need to communicate ideas and hopes with honesty. Consider everybody’s feelings about the situation, but don’t let others override your expectant heart. Worrying about you is one thing, but being negative about every single thing and trying to stop you without clear reasons is just sabotage. Draw the line where you will take other people’s input but keep moving towards what you know to be right for you, if you’re guided by your Soul.
⚖️Libra – 7 of Pentacles
what’s died inwardly: You’re the zodiac’s politest and most civil one. You have this tendency of waiting for your turn politely so as not to cross another’s chance. Of course that’s a wonderful trait no matter how you look at it. But the real world is more like a war and this world ain’t ideal; too many people are hurtful and selfish and they aren’t afraid to step on your toe to get where they need to be. So you also must die to your own self-containment because too much of it is really stopping you from reaching the top of the pyramid… figuratively. No more waiting, especially waiting for other people’s approval, and no more pausing just so you don’t inconvenience other people. That’s all out the window now.
what’s rebirthing outwardly: Patience is key when dealing with people, but at the same time, you need to also draw a line. You can’t suppress all of your unpleasant emotions to keep the peace around you only for them to destroy you from the inside. What’s noble about that? People who can’t respect or love themselves will not get that from anyone else. So right now, I sense this Scorpio season is giving you a space for you to really think about this whole ‘power struggle’ between you and other people. Librans struggle with this absolutely weird concept of civility vs barbaric conducts… I dunno, man. It seems paralysing to think about. You need to meditate and think this through with complete honesty. What’s your role in society?
🏺Aquarius – 4 of Cups Rx
what’s died inwardly: Being under the dominant influence of Aquarius means you are often in your headspace. You are the oldest Air sign so intellect itself is a big part of your entire being. However, being too often and too much in your headspace can easily cause you a lethargy of sort. Really, it’s not that difficult to see why: your brain activities eat up to 20% of energy on a daily basis. When you’re Aquarius who thinks too much, that percentage is probably higher so you get tired more easily(?)LOL But on top of that, know that thoughts are often an enemy to our positive self-concept. Human beings are often victims of their own thought patterns. Dunno; the world is too negatively polarised, I guess. Bruce Lee said: ‘Think less, feel more~’ You’re being guided to enjoy your Life more on the basis of your emotions now than your logic.
what’s rebirthing outwardly: Think less, feel more. Try to breathe deeply every so often, and maybe even carve out a minute or two just for that. You may want to take up new hobbies that are usually outside your normal field of interest. You may want to change certain habits or build new habits altogether. Pro tip: it can take anywhere from 18 days to 25 days to solidify a new habit. The reason behind this extreme variation is the background of the individual who’s working to build these habits. You may be slower or faster than someone else when it comes to manifesting new habits. The modifiers are your experiences and your base psychology. So don’t get too worked up on pace. All in all, your reading sounds the most like advice because you’re currently needing a lot of clarity to figure out your path ahead. But Scorpio season is really allowing you more than anyone else a space/period to wind down and find your bearing in this misty new beginning.
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Psycho Freedom for 🐝Water Signs – Silver Astronomer (Galileo Galilei)
Love is an equal give-and-take. It will always be that way. As much as you give to the other person, as much you receive from them because they feel the same way, too. True Love is fulfilling as it is unselfish nor is it a martyr. Anything that isn’t this, isn’t Love. You are learning to distinguish the spectrum of Human emotions and recognise what is and isn’t of Love.
🦀Cancer – 10 of Wands
what’s died inwardly: Cancer likes drama, which is why it attracts drama. Emotionally draining drama. You’re sensitive but at the same time dead, so you like to go after the adrenaline rush of an emotionally charged situation because it’s the only thing that makes you feel alive. It’s hurting you tho, and it’s hurting everybody else. Some time ago you realised it’s exhausting to live like that, and now the Universe is supporting you in developing more of your intellectual side to perceive the world. Not to abandon all feelings obviously, but to balance your worldview. Being a Water sign, emotions are your strengths; but if you allow yourself to drown in them, you’re a hopeless case. You shouldn’t be a slave to your emotions.
what’s rebirthing outwardly: A renewed sense of empowerment is birthing. You know you have these hobbies that you genuinely enjoy on a spiritual level. It could be sports or a creative endeavour; anything really. You’re likely to shift your attention more to them and nurture your hobbies because they simply give you a breath of life. And that’s important. You’re going to quit being so afraid of strange consequences that might be the result of following your Heart. Have you ever heard anybody said they regret following their heart’s true passions? I really don’t think that’s even possible. Here is your new beginning, or a restart/refresh. Take advantage of Scorpio’s selfish energy and begin manifesting your dreams~!
🦂Scorpio – XV The Devil Rx (can I laugh?)
what’s died inwardly: Having a strong undercurrent of Scorpio usually gives you a lot of experiences dealing with the darkness of the world. You may have faced a lot of very dark situations or get entangled with dark people who do dark things in society. The biggest lesson is usually about whether or not you’re going to allow yourself to get absorbed into the dark dealings of society. This Scorpio season—your season—may have given you a lot of opportunities to reflect upon this of yourself. Have you made a clear statement about who you are, what you were born to do and what you want to focus on as a result of that deep reflection? As you do that you will feel liberated from the influences of every other person who doesn’t resonate with you on a much higher spiritual level.
what’s rebirthing outwardly: Though there are aenergetic forces that will make you ponder all of that, at the end of the day, as a free individual capable of reason, you will have to make a decision. You’re the one who has to go through the thinking process and deep reflections on the whole concept of you vs the world. Only when you understand your deepest desires and find the courage to stick by them to make them all happen, can the Universe give you the green light to smoothly pursue this path. This path that you have chosen with a clear conscience. Don’t be afraid; you’re not a bad person. You can have whatever you want!
🎏Pisces – Knight of Pentacles Rx
what’s died inwardly: Knight of Pentacles can speak of sacrifices. In your case, being Pisces, you’re actually super accommodating to other people. Maybe on an emotional landscape, or the way you’re always extending a helping hand or lending an ear to other’s concerns. In that way, you’re super self-sacrificing because you want to make other people feel good. Feel heard and seen. But sometimes, they don’t give you back what you’ve given them, even when you explicitly ask for advice or help. This has to stop now. The days of Pisces being a martyr are gone. We’re in a new paradigm of self-love. You give to yourself before you share with others.
what’s rebirthing outwardly: A typical possibility is that you’re going to shield yourself from the demands of others. I know a lot of people are currently going through the same selection process when it comes to keeping important people around and weeding parasites. Continue to do that because as you purify your energetic field, you’re making space for a lot of better things to occupy that vacant space. Work with magickal ways to manifest as Pisces really doesn’t need to use logic that much. Logic actually only hampers or slows down your manifestation. Keep the faith and keep going based on what your intuition tells you. No need to get stressed out by anything because you’re moving towards brighter days~
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jimothystu · 1 year
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hii!
how are you?
I saw you posts about the blue jays, and as someone trying to get into baseball, can you like maybe give me a rundown of how the league works and maybe an overview of the blue jays since thats the team Im probably gonna be rooting for? I'm trying to get into it but im completely new to the sport and im honestly a little overwhelmed.
p.s I love your blog!
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hiii! i'm decent!! i hope you are too :)
omg okay, i only got into baseball a couple of seasons ago, so i don't know like every tiny detail, but here's a little overview! i'm a little honoured you asked me kjnskdjnsda
i'm assuming you know more or less how a game of baseball is played, but if not lmk!
so. mlb first.
the teams are divided between east, central, and west. within each of those there is also the american league and the national league.
AL east: Baltimore Orioles, Boston Red Sox, New York Yankees, Tampa Bay Rays, Toronto Blue Jays
AL central: Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Guardians (formerly the Indians but pretty much only old people still call them that), Detroit Tigers, Kansas City Royals, Minnesota Twins
AL west: Houston Astros, LA Angels, Oakland Athletics, Seattle Mariners, Texas Rangers
NL east: Atlanta Braves, Miami Marlins, New York Mets, Philadelphia Phillies, Washington Nationals
NL central: Chicago Cubs, Cincinnati Reds, Milwaukee Brewers, Pittsburgh Pirates, St. Louis Cardinals
NL west: Arizona Diamondbacks, Colorado Rockies, LA Dodgers, San Diego Padres, San Francisco Giants
In the NL, pitchers used to have to bat as well as hit, whereas in the AL there was a designated hitter (DH) who was not in the field, but rather stayed on the bench until it was their turn in the lineup to bat (instead of the pitcher). This rule changed last season I believe, and pitchers are no longer required to bat in the NL, but they can still do so if they want (see Shohei Ohtani, an incredible pitcher and batter). Pretty sure that's the only major difference. The AL and NL distinction is used during the All Star Games where the best (objectively) players from across the league play a game: AL versus NL.
It used to be that teams played their division rivals more than other teams, but the MLB has a new schedule this year that is trying to make it so each team plays division rivals less and interleague teams more (e.g., instead of playing other AL east teams a million times, the Blue Jays will play more NL teams). This is to try and make things a bit more even in terms of who plays whom, and also will allow fans to hopefully see their favourite teams more regularly.
For baseball, unlike in, say hockey where there's just single games against teams at a time, MLB baseball has series, in which two teams play anywhere from 2-4 games back to back. There are winners and losers of each game, of course, but there's also the winner and loser of the series. Series that have 2 or 4 games can have a tie, though.
Like other professional sports, there is a final playoff stint for MLB. It happens in the fall. This site has a good rundown of the playoff format!
And here's a list of over 150 basbeall terms/phrases!
Onto the Blue Jays:
So, the jays are Canada's only MLB team and as a result they pretty much have an entire country backing them. They are very vocal and proud of this fact, and take pride in representing a whole country. So that's always nice!
There are some favourites on the team, especially on tumblr lol. These include:
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.
1st baseman
Number 27
23 years old (24 on march 16)
One of the most talked about players
Great offense and defense
Born in Montreal but grew up in the Dominican
English isn't fluent, so he does interviews and stuff in Spanish via an interpreter
Father was an player (Vlad Sr)
Bo Bichette
Shortstop
Number 11
Turning 25 tomorrow!! (March 3)
Headbands
Florida man
Huge Justin Bieber fan
Father was in the MLB (Dante Bichette)
George Springer
Out fielder
33 years old
Number 4
Dad of the group but knows how to have fun
Is an actual dad
American
Was on the Astros during a cheating scandal and as such some fans of other teams bring that up a lot
Alek Manoah
Starting pitcher
Number 6
25 years old
American
Had an incredible debut against the Yankees in 2021
Tol
Intense on the mound but chaotic middle child energy off the mound
Matt Chapman
Best 3rd baseman in the league (in my humble opinion)
Number 26
29 years old
American
Egg (i.e. half the time he shaves his head)
SUCH a babygirl
Just so soft
Santiago Espinal
2nd baseman, but can also play shortstop if need be
Number 5
28 years old
American
Short king (5'10)
Besties with Bo
Pretty loose and fun in the dugout
Cavan Biggio
Utility player. I.e., can play multiple positions (third base, second base, and right field)
Number 8
27 years old
American
Besties boyfriends with Bo
Father was also in the MLB (Craig Biggio)
Danny Jansen
Catcher
Number 9
27 years old
American
Just had a baby!! (well his wife did)
Nickname is Jano
Sometimes also in the egg carton
Alejendro Kirk
Catcher
Number 30
24 years old
Mexican
Interviews in Spanish via interpreter
Shortest King (5'8")
People always say he's "not built like a catcher/athlete" (he's short and stocky and people are judgey)
Wife just had a baby!
Called Captain Kirk (after Star Trek)
Jose Berrios
Starting pitcher
Number 17
28 years old
From Puerto Rico
Constantly chewing on mouth guard
Adam Cimber
Relief pitcher (pitches in an inning or two after the starter has been taken out)
Number 90
32 years old
American
Super cool side-arm throw and a pretty glove
Cool tattoos
Mullet man
Jordan Romano
Closing pitcher, meaning he almost exclusively pitches in the last inning of play
Number 68
Local boy!! From Markham, Ontario. One of the few Canadian players on the team
Either has full caveman beard or babyface
Kinda lowkey always looks high
Tol and built like a twig
Kevin Gausman
Starting pitcher
Number 34
32 years old
American
Rocks a lot before he pitches (at risk of balking)
Whit Merrifield
Second baseman or outfielder
Number 15
34 years old
American
Came to the Jays last year and was a little controversial bc of uhhh vaccine stuff but it's chill now (i think)
Kinda just a Dude
Kevin Kiermaier
Outfielder
Number 39
32 years old
Huge uproar when he was signed this off season because of a stolen data card that Kirk dropped (read about it here if you want)
But is doing well in spring training so far so he's slowly being forgiven by the fans
This is not every player at all. If there are any that I didn't put and you wanna ask about, go ahead! I just did not want this post to be fucking massive, and I feel bad for taking so long as it is.
But yeah, I hope this helped somewhat! Again, I am still kinda new to baseball myself and do not know everything, but I'm always happy to help teach others about the Jays :D
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Everything I Know About KinnPorsche (from reading Astro’s fics and whatsapp essays)
Allow me to begin what will most probably be a chaotic and badly organised attempt at a summary (inspired by this post by @saffflina and requested by my good pal Astro) with an overview of the show: Kinn, heir to a mafia empire, falls for bodyguard Porsche. Drama and action ensues (as well as some spicy scenes). Also, it’s based on a book that I don’t think is as well loved as the show, mostly because it has questionable content in terms of consent and the like.
Kinn is the son of mafia boss Korn, (elder?) brother to Kim, and is in love with his bodyguard, Porsche. (I have no idea what happened to his mother or if he has any other siblings.) I believe that Korn is not the nicest of people, and that Kim is chaos incarnate. (Side note, Kim is too good-looking for his own good. It’s also worth noting that, from what I have been shown, everyone in this show is beautiful. BEAUTIFUL!!!! A n y w a y) I don’t know much about Korn beyond him being an evil mastermind but I do know that Kim has feelings for Porsche’s brother, Porchay (aka Chay). 
Speaking of Porsche, I don’t know how he got involved in the bodyguard industry or why his brother Chay gets brought into the mix either (I believe Chay’s still in school but I also could have confused this with fic ideas), and all I know of Porsche’s past is that he had a hedgehog that died and it traumatised him. (Fair.) What I do know for sure is that Porsche likes Kinn back and I believe by the end of season one they are a couple! Yay! Beyond Chay, Porsche’s family is a complete mystery to me (do they live far away?), and all I know about Chay is that he is musical (I think he plays the guitar?). 
Kim and Chay either get together and then break up or they just hook up but regardless Kim breaks Chay’s heart and Chay is v sad. Chay is Baby so this means that Porsche has beef with his brother-in-law, which is not ideal tbh.
The other couple I know of are Pete and Vegas. I have no clue how Pete fits into things but Vegas is the son of another mafia family trying to overthrow Kinn’s. Vegas’ father is abusive and messed him up a lot, but I think Vegas now realises that and is trying to help himself get better? Pete also knows this, and so forgives Vegas for torturing him and it turns out that maybe they both have feels for each other. 
Other characters I know of are the bodyguards Big, Arm, and Pol. I don’t know much about them tbh but I think either Big or Arm is head bodyguard/in charge of all the others (including Porsche, who he doesn’t like/didn’t get on with at first). There’s also someone called Tankhun (or Khun) who def isn’t a bodyguard but where he fits into the family tree, idk. He’s v stylish though.
Beyond characters falling for each other, I don’t really have a clue as to what the plot of the show is. I know that the bodyguards have to refer to their employees as Khun [name] (which must get so confusing with Khun being called Khun as well as being called Khun in terms of his underlings) and it is polite to call people P’[name]. Final observations are that I am aware of Kinn’s family having a medical bay in their home and owning a helicopter, and also that people tend to wear suits a lot (this just might be thanks to Astro’s fics, idk).
Outside of the show’s characters, I know that the showrunner is called BeOnCloud and Astro is moments away from petitioning him to get season two rolling. There’s also a KP world tour which baffles me as a concept (but, like, in a good way) and Astro is also moments away from petitioning the tour to make it to Europe asap. 
I’ve probably missed out many things but that is as much as I can dredge up from my tiny tiny brain. Here endeth the ramblings. 
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Your changes has been saved. Noble’s daughter Mary Albert, in the middle of the school opening ceremony, remembers that this world was an otome game she played in her previous life, and she turns out to be a character from that game. "I will not marry a man who has no honor, no family, no property, and no Power!" As I declared my will to live a glorious and glamorous life, my Dad decided to make the crown prince my fiancé?! Is he Mad?! I'll just treat the engagement contract as a last measure. "Why are you avoiding your engagement with the Crown Prince?" "Because it scares me!. Albert by Donna Jo Napoli, Jim LaMarche Illustrator Paperback First Edition 7.99 Ship This Item Qualifies for Free Shipping Buy Online, Pick up in Store Check Availability at Nearby Stores Sign in to Purchase Instantly Choose Expedited Shipping at checkout for delivery by Wednesday, June 8 Overview The morning begins like any other.
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In The Color Purple, Celie marries a man named Albert, but she calls him Mr.__, partly because of their age difference. His first name is not even mentioned until Shug calls him by it. It is not a.
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Albert, 23, a builder from Essex told 25-year-old office manager Maria from London that he wanted to marry her - but then never went on a second date, and viewers were not impressed by the 'player'. I believe this is one question every single woman, who desires to be married, should ask herself. "Your visions will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.". C.G. Jung. "Test all things, hold fast to what is good and do away with evil.&quot. Title: 아직도 결혼하고 싶은 여자 / The Woman Who Still Wants To Marry. Chinese Title 仍想结婚的女人. Also known as: Still, Marry Me / City Lovers. Genre: Romance. Episodes: 16. Broadcast network: MBC. Broadcast period: 2010-Jan-20 to 2010-Mar-11. Air time: Wednesday & Thursday 21:55.
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Albert Marry; Found 3 results for. Albert Marry. Albert J Marry, age 87. View Details. Ardsley. 1017 Saw Mill River Rd #1338, Ardsley. Associated persons: Claire Adelman, Sydel Applebome, Ben N Armato, Ruth Negri Armato, Barbara R Auerbach, Tarak Das Banerjee. View Details. Albert E Marry, age 87. 30. level 2. · 2 yr. ago. Can also tell that Albert has been doing his own therapy since after the question he tries to stay present and sit in it to really contemplate and explore to figure out a genuine answer. People naturally would want to evade or deflect a question they don't have an answer to, especially if it makes them feel. 3. He flirts with you A LOT. Many women fail to see that when your man flirts with you a lot, that it's a sign he wants to marry you. When he constantly flirts with you even though you've been together for years now, that shows how strong and healthy your bond actually is.
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Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. Albert Einstein. Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than the one with all the facts. Albert Einstein. Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore. Episode 718: Sylvia (Part 2) Out of shame, due to the rumors, Sylvia's father decides that they must move out of Walnut Grove. But Sylvia and Albert meet in secret and make plans to get married and raise her child as their own. Caroline (who earlier had confronted Mrs. Oleson about spreading lies about Albert being the baby's father) counsels.
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"I want to marry a good guy" is correct. "Get married to" is also a grammatically correct sentence. Which sentence you should use depends on what nuance you want. "I want to marry a good guy" has no particular nuance, but a celebrant (the word for someone who administers marriage ceremonies) also "marries" people, ie. "I married a lovely couple.
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He Often Says "You're The Only One Who…". A very clear sign that he wants to marry you one day is if he uses the words "you're the only one who" in sentences. This could be "you're the only one who can make me laugh like that" or "you're the only one I feel confident about this with". You can be sure that you are the. Albert Spencer Aretz (born: June 11, 1997 (1997-06-11) (age 25)), better known online as Flamingo (also known as mrflimflam, AlbertsStuff, and Alberts), is an American Roblox YouTuber who mostly uploads gameplay and reaction videos. He is best known for his comedic style, inside jokes, and characters. Albert Spencer Aretz was born in the U.S. state of New Jersey on June 11, 1997. His last name.
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This book is about Red Calhoun and Jessie Dale. Red happens to be a romance novelist, with a bad case of writer's block. Jessie is the interloper from out of town, who has bought Red's favorite bar and closed it down for renovations. Their first meeting consists of him yelling at her and Jessie calling the cops on him. Millionaire Quiz. 4.3 23,253 votes. Answer 15 questions correctly to win one million dollars! The Millionaire Quiz can be about technology, sports, music, health, or science. You get to choose the category! Also, you can use three lifelines for help during the.
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Jada Pinkett Smith confessed that she "really didn't want to get married" to Will Smith. In fact, the "Matrix" actress — now on the roasting spit from Smith's infamous Oscars smack.
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People named Albert Poki. Find your friends on Facebook. Log in or sign up for Facebook to connect with friends, family and people you know. Log In. or. Sign Up. Poki Albert. See Photos. Poki Albert. See Photos. Albert Poky. Simple. We marry women who can make us better men. Want to know more about what a man looks for in the woman they want to marry? Read 12 Signs She's The Woman You Should Marry. It starts out when we notice that our car is cleaner and our house is cleaner. But then it goes deeper than that. A noble quality comes over us and we want to take. Albert and Victoria say their lustful goodbyes; he’s going back to Coburg for six weeks before the wedding. (In reality, Victoria and Albert were engaged in October 1839 and married in February 1840.) Victoria mostly wants to talk about her overwhelming feelings, and she brushes off Albert’s concerns about his household and his allowance.
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Credits: Offline TVOfflineTV: h. Albert wants to marry Rosemary before he leaves for Europe, but she just can't commit. Like so many young women of her time, Rosemary finds herself left behind to work and worry, desperate for love but frightened of abandonment. Three years later, and with Albert's fate still unknown, Rosemary meets Harry, a charming and handsome man. Editorial Reviews. Gillian Gill has written a superbly accessible account of the marriage of Queen Victoria and Albert of Saxe-Coburg. She makes us understand that it was a union constantly pulled between two contradictory imperatives: the need for the Queen to be supreme head of state and Albert her subject, and the requirement that the nineteenth-century wife should be her husband's.
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Suddenly he goes out of his way to please you and constantly says how much he loves you. 3. He is more affectionate in public spaces and around other people. 4. He is more concerned about money and saving money. 5. It feels like he is hiding something from you. Any woman can detect when that happens. 6.
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Favorite episode that you have seen of Season 3 of ducktales so far
Okay, I couldn't force myself to give a simple answer, so here's just my whole overview on the season so far:
*disclaimer* I thoroughly enjoyed all episodes this season thus far. I didn't hate any of these, but the ducktales crew has set a very high standard for themselves, and I'd like to keep them to it.
Challenge of the Senior Junior Woodchucks!
Good start to a Huey season! Violet was handled much better than I thought she would be, and the conflict was handled very well! Played a bit into the Huey stereotypes I don't particularly like, but the point of the episode was him getting past those, so it's acceptable. A bit of a lackluster sideplot. Scrooge's arc this episode wasn't especially defined.
Quack Pack!
Great fourth wall breaking. As a film major this made my heart very happy. Good Huey lead without it being in your face. Acceptable use of normal Donald voice. Great cameos. But... a bit overrated if I'm honest.
Double-O-Duck in You Only Crash Twice!
Shut up about Steelbeak. It's been one episode. Of course he'll have more development through the season, stop judging your whole perception of him off of one episode where he's half of a villian duo and the plot is juggling like 12 different things. And yeah, cute Launchpad stuff, and rescue rangers and such. But the B-plot is so in character it's scary. I. Love. It.
The Lost Harp of Mervana!
...meh.
Louie's Eleven!
Yes Daisy. Yes Daisy. Yes Daisy. This is the balance to Della I needed. Louie's thing with Dewey was... hit one too many times over the head, but was generally super enjoyable. Could have used more Ocean's references.
Astro B.O.Y.D.!
Beautiful. Two of my favorite characters being besties and the center of attention. Yes please. The opening to this episode is adorable and way underrated compared to the rest of the episode. Although as we got towards the climax I did find myself looking at the screen like "...the writers do know this is... ducktales right?" It took itself just a sliver too seriously.
The Rumble for Ragnarok!
Cute enough. Although Louie's side quest was somehow my favorite.
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Haikyuu!! Liberos Idol!AU
Disclaimer: As usual, this is patterned more after K-pop, than J-pop.
Overview of the Group:
Another relatively chill group with reserved members who are so precious and must be protected at all costs.
While the group’s average height fall on the short side of the spectrum, they’re quite monstrous when it comes to stage presence that you don’t feel that they’re small, but instead are really, really big. Their fans (and even non-fans) have recognized their amazing stage presence when performing live.
This group generally gives off fun, playful, youthful vibes, and their MV’s are usually colorful and energetic, with 90s inspired music and aesthetic.
They are also insanely synchronized and even though each members have a specific designation, they’re all main dancer materials.
They had a reality show where they were taken to a secluded island and had to survive a full week there, winning challenges to get some supplies and eventually their ticket going home. This showcased their relationship as a group and their personalities as well and they definitely figured out who would survive being stranded on an island (hint: Noya would take living as a nomad on a stride and Yamagata would survive because he’s really practical.)
The Members
Yaku Morisuke – Yaku is the oldest member and the leader of the group and he serves as the main vocalist and overall mother hen. He’d also been training the longest, since he’d been in the agency for five years before he’d debuted, so he’s really thirsty for making his dreams come true. He used to do and post cover songs while playing the piano when he was a trainee. He’s good friends with other idols from other groups and sometimes posts about hanging out with them.
Seventeen’s Woozi is my inspiration for idol! Yaku.
Komi Haruki – Komi is one of the lead dancers of the group, he’s one of their variety representative because he’s really playful and outgoing, especially if you compare him to his more reserved juniors (with the exception of Noya). He’s the group’s mood maker and quite a savage snarker, but he’s a really good dancer and takes care of their acrobatic choreography. Has a vast knowledge of girl group songs and doesn’t hesitate to show people how good he is dancing them.
The best reference I have for idol! Komi is NCT’s Yuta.
Yamagata Hayato – Hayato is the youngest of the ‘hyung’ line and is in charge of rap. He’s mostly quiet and the father-figure, parallel to Yaku’s mother-figure, and likes to spoil his juniors, especially the ‘maknae’ line. Despite being one of the oldest, he’s actually new to the idol scene as he’s only been training for one and a half year before his debut with the group, but he’s hardworking and willing to learn from his impressive juniors.
My reference for idol! Hayato is Astro’s JinJin
Watari Shinji – Shinji serves as a lead vocal and dancer of the group. His first shot to stardom is when he joined a national star hunt when he was in middle school and did well during the contest, having reached the semi-finals, but failed to secure a spot as one of the grand finalists, losing from number of votes because people thought he was too young and should focus on his studies first. Nevertheless, he was offered a trainee contract by the agency, and had been training with them since then before his debut with the group.
Verivery’s Gyehyeon is my idol reference for Shinji.
Nishinoya Yuu – Noya is the group’s main dancer, rapper and face of the group as his claim to fame is being the representative of his agency for the second season of a reality show that aimed to produce a nation’s boy group, and having landed a spot as one of the final members of the group, hence making this his second debut with an official group. He has b-boy roots and actually skilled in parkour and skateboarding, the audience and fans love his wild child antics and his ridiculous but lowkey motivational one-liners that he used to wear as shirts he made popular during the show.
NCT’s Mark is my vision for idol! Noya.
Sakunami Kousuke – Kousuke is one half of the ‘maknae’ line and is a lead vocalist of the group. He’s also a skilled multi-instrumentalist who knows how to play piano, guitar, and even traditional musical instruments, had been training at it since he was a child seeing as his mother is part of a traditional music group and is actually famous for it. But he always wanted to become an idol and works very hard to prove and continuously improve himself. He sometimes compose songs for the group and it is always met with great enthusiasm and encouragement, especially from Yaku.
My reference for idol! Kousuke is Astro’s Sanha.
Shibayama Yuuki – The other half of the maknae line and official maknae of the group, is an outstanding all-rounder despite his young age, serving as lead dancer, sub-vocals, and sub-rapper and has earned the spot of the visual as he’s often focused on by the camera whenever they finish performing for live shows –the ending fairy of the group, so to speak. Has vast knowledge of different boy and girl group songs and dances and often gets pulled by Noya for impromptu dance-off along with Komi.
The best idol reference I have for idol! Yuuki is Verivery’s Kangmin.
Concepts/Songs:
The song that I think best represents the vibe and concept I see this group is going for is Verivery’s From Now
There’s also Verivery’s Ring Ring Ring, Seventeen’s Adore U and Mansae, NCT Dream’s We Go Up, Astro’s Baby.
Additional songs would be NCT 127’s Touch, Got7’s Lullaby, NCT Dream’s Boom
I seriously think they can pull off EXO’s Growl and NCT 127’s Cherry Bomb, for some reason, you know, if they decide to experiment with concepts. Or even if they don’t, I think they would kill it.
That’s it, I guess? 
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Libra Season Overview for 🐞🐍⛲🐝ALL SIGNS
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Libra season is a time of returning to balance. If you’ve been working hard at something dearly beloved to your Soul, this is harvest season. If you’ve been stuck, energies are flowing more smoothly now. If you’ve been ill, health is returning. But if you’ve been pushing yourself too hard, too… you might get a cold just so your body gets to rest.
At any rate, this season is a time for paying attention to subtle energetic changes that reset/recalibrate you to your centre. If you manage to work with these changes and return to balance, you will be propelled faster🏎️💨towards your Destiny.
If right now, your future self could come through and tell you how everything is wonderful in the future—that you are successful, happy, and thriving—would you be braver now? No matter how tall the challenges and how low you feel every now and then; would you keep your hope, and faith?
Tipping Balance for 🐞Fire Signs – Green Alchemist (Nicolas Flamel)
Pause to smell the roses; your passion has brought you this far—you’ve done well. For the time being, enjoy what you’ve managed to achieve even if you’re only beginning. When it comes to passion, there’s no end to it. You'll never run out of exciting things to do, so take your time to rest when you need it.
🐏Aries – King of Wands Rx
In spite of what people usually say about the negative qualities of Aries, this energy is actually really, really, extremely generous. You’re kind, friendly and helpful. And because you have a strong spirit, you want to be a champion or warrior for a lot of other people. There’s cosmic fire in your Soul—you have a heart that will always care.
For a while now, you’ve been feeling a lack of power. There are restrictions put around the goals you’ve envisioned for yourself. You’re suffocating and the lack of oxygen has caused your fire to become dimmed. You feel a sense of detachment from the people or projects you used to care about. Don’t feel bad about any of this though.
Think of this phase as an arrow about to be shot into stardom. That’s you. You feel like you’re being held back, but the truth of the matter is that you’re being prepared for extremely fast propulsion. You’re amassing great spiritual power and you’re gaining momentum. When the moment comes, you’re gonna grow so big and gain success so fast people can’t understand how you do it all.
🦁Leo – 9 of Pentacles Rx
You tend to be really generous with your resources when socialising. Maybe you like to party and have a good time. Maybe you simply like do, create and build things within a group setting. You care about other people and will go the extra mile to help others. But you do this because you also know you can benefit from others when the time comes🤠
Still, for a while now you’ve been feeling suffocated by your connections. You’ve begun to sense something is amiss and yearn for something deeper, purer. But more importantly, you crave independence. Not freedom per se; independence—to feel enough and capable on your own.
You want to start anew, but to do this, you know some things need to come to a close. When the old is taken care of and finances are safely in place, you’ll feel secure to tread a new path that is more suited to your Soul’s calling. It’s OK to go about this one day at a time. You don’t have to have it all figured out from the get go. Just keep swimming~
🎠Sagittarius – Ace of Pentacles Rx
There is a new beginning you’ve been praying for. Some of you have been hard at work trying to allow a change to happen, but manifestation is taking so long. Some of you have simply been stuck in a rut; can’t even begin to work on anything unless an energetic shift has taken place. Know that this Libra season is opening the floodgates of abundance and a sense of personal freedom.
What I’m seeing here is that up until now you’ve not had a great energy. This could involve many things: maybe your health has been on the low; maybe you’ve been psychically attacked; maybe you’ve been in post-op surgery recovery; maybe you’re in rehab after a great mental health issue; maybe you’re healing from a traumatic experience with a toxic or abusive partner; etc.
At any rate, the key to your balance lies in the protection of your spiritual and emotional energy. Before you can receive this season’s blessings, you must prioritise protecting yourself from toxic or draining situations, as well as take necessary measures to maintain your physical health. If walking, exercising or taking supplements help, do that. If you need a nutritionist or learn healthy living from YouTube, do that.
This season, just take care of your health first, especially physically. Trust that everything else will just magically resolve itself in divine timing!
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Tipping Balance for 🐍Earth Signs – Silver Physician (John Dee)
Honey, you’re dehydrated; please drink more this season. You also need to improve your relationship with food. Balance is key in everything and you can simply follow reason when it comes to ‘eating healthy’. When you feel refreshed physically, your mind also thinks clearly.
🐂Taurus – Queen of Wands Rx
If you’ve been feeling a lack of inspiration or motivation, it’s coming this season; but first, you need to take care of your physical health. I’m not a nutritionist or anything, but I’m seeing in your case you’re lethargic physically because you haven’t been eating right, and that’s caused a mental fog. And then, it just feels like you’re stuck or that any option available to you doesn’t seem viable or good enough to pursue/explore/attempt.
Wherever you are in the world, this season, try to calm down and slow down. If you can, learn about ‘healthy eating’ and try to build new habits surrounding this new knowledge. Most of us weren’t taught proper eating by our education system, so if you’re blind to this and need a lot of trial and error, it’s all dandy. The most important thing is that you’re learning something new.
And whatever life-changing endeavour you’re pursuing, which you feel a lack of confidence, thus the lack of motivation, I’m seeing the need to read up on a lot of materials on it. The more you study or immerse yourself in the practice of it, the more confident you feel about finding success in it. So that you won’t crumble easily, you need to have a strong foundation. Read up; study and exercise from NOW🌟You got this!
🧘🏻‍♀️Virgo – 7 of Swords
Did you witness someone cheating in life and caused you to miss an amazing opportunity? Perhaps something relating to your profession? Something like that happened in the past and you felt grossed out by it. But you actually learnt about the reality of what it takes to achieve success in this world. Sometimes you’ve got to do unsavoury shit to get by, and get ahead. By now, even you’ve done a thing or two that’s less than noble.
This may have caused you a great deal of mental burden—questioning your own morality and dignity. But here’s a little pat on your back: you did the clever thing to do to save a situation; this isn’t necessarily evil. Sometimes, when we’re lacking guidance or a situation is a total mess, we’ve got to think quick based on what’s most favourable at the time.
I guess this season brings you a more wholesome understanding of this dynamic, so you can learn to be at peace with yourself. Life is a balancing act; it is Yin and Yang. Sometimes we choose to do ‘dark’ things to serve a greater good. Whatever happens, believe in your innate goodness!
🐐Capricorn – 5 of Pentacles Rx
Oh, my gosh. It’s like you’re about to come out of poverty of sort! In fact, perhaps you’ve been fresh out of a hot oven that was frying you up spiritually or psychologically. This season brings that sense of breathing fresh air and dipping your entire self in cool Fiji waters. If you can, please indulge in drinking clean, quality water as much as you can.
Your body is 80% water so drinking quality water can speed up manifestation as well as spiritual purification. Trust me on this one. On top of that, I sense that you have a tendency of working so hard to a point of burning yourself up multiple times. This pattern needs to be broken. Try to control your urge to tackle a lot of challenges within a given day. If something needs to be done, it will be done in divine timing.
This Libra season is all about being kinder and gentler with yourself. You’ve survived so much murder, you’ve got to give yourself the biggest credit for just making it this far. A new chapter that’s easier and more peaceful is really beginning for you.
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Tipping Balance for ⛲Air Signs – Red Geographer (John Dee)
It’s time to plan ahead. Think different thoughts and apply unique methods. The solution is in your crazy—meaning, you’ve just got to flow with the rhythm of your intuition. Remember what you came here for: there are great things waiting to be made manifest by your earnest efforts.
👯Gemini – Queen of Pentacles
This season you will find a sense of stability in finances or just a practical sense of having mastered something. You may have just struggled with a little bit of imbalance/confusion in the recent past. Other than that, you might get some help or guidance from someone older or more professional than you. Other than that, too, you may simply make a connection with someone motherlike who will take care, provide for you. You’ll decide for yourself whether or not you like the assistance provided.
For some of you, you may realise that you’re done being helped by other people because that causes you to feel indebted—and you don’t like the connection. Suddenly, you’re motivated to make it yourself in whatever you’re working on. You’re motivated to resolve your own problems. You have more energy to finish more work and create or study more. You just have a lot of motivation and that’s a welcome change.
You are so capable of becoming the Queen of Pentacles yourself. This season, be wise with how you spend your energy so that you don’t burn yourself out. Work, rest, play, self-care; these are all equally important. Have faith that some kind of miracle is seeking you~ You just need to be in alignment with the energy of ease and excitement!
⚖️Libra – 7 of Pentacles Rx
This is your season, alright! 7 of Pentacles in reverse is totally saying that you aren’t resting, aren’t waiting anymore. Whatever is on your mind, whatever you’ve been working on or wanting to start, the GREEN LIGHT is here. There is a surge of energy for success, fortune, happiness, excitement, and creation. Use this energy, this moment, the best you can while it lasts. Enjoy it. Delight in it.
You’ll know when to make a move or start something new by means of synchronicity. Maybe angel numbers, precognitive dreams, synchronous names, etc. Be mindful of false synchronicities though. These ones happen the most when we are dead anxious. When you’re anxious, you’re seeing symbols and SYNKs that are created by your ego-based fears; these could be misleading.
To hear real guidance from the Higher Realms, one must always be in a relaxed state. Your mind must be cleared of environmental clutter. This season, a lot of good things are yours to take, but you must also take care of your mental state. Don’t overwork yourself. Don’t get too excited. Remain chill and casual about shit😎
🏺Aquarius – 4 of Pentacles
You’re cutting your losses and tying loose ends. You’re realising now it’s important to save up your hard earnt resources for yourself—and only those who truly truly truly matter in your Life. It’s high time you thought about the future—what you intend to do with your amazing wealth (or talent) to roll out changes in the bigger world once you’ve garnered enough power.
This season for you is the season for amassing wealth. Fortune and talents and knowledge and skills. Some of you will resonate with work, some with studies. Your personal world has the potential to set a good example for the public* so whatever you do with career, family, vocation, etc. can have an impact on the world at large. And in that way, you could be saving the world.
You’re powerful like that, so this season would be great for your studies and keeping to yourself, keeping to your dreams and visions, and making sure you have all the resources to manifest your Life Purpose.
*public can simply mean your co-workers, neighbours or social media following; take what resonates~
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Tipping Balance for 🐝Water Signs – Silver Astrologer (John Dee)
Look to the stars for guidance. A loving spirit guide is holding your everything tightly. Whoever this spirit guide might be, they’re trying to divulge a secret to your future—pssst, it’s Destiny! Look inwardly to hear all the great advice and empowering words of Love!
🦀Cancer – 8 of Cups
A Spirit Guide has been guiding you to come out of an unfortunate situation. Some of you are still on prison break (you’ll get out soon), but many of you have just been fresh out of hot water. This season then becomes a resting period for you. You need R&R, you’re deserving of it, and when you’re rejuvenated you will be so busy with new things that are exciting! Like, things are finally moving in the direction you and your Higher Self have always intended!
There is a lot of protection surrounding you at this time. I’m almost seeing a huge bubble of light protecting you from harmful energies, psychic attacks, malicious intents and all that bad juju. Your connection with your guardian angels is very strong at this moment. You’re advised to amplify, or at least maintain, this protection by resting well and eating clean. Need to shift habits that lower your vibe to new healthier habits.
Meditation, reiki, and subliminals are also useful in this scenario. Psst… please skip the whole solfeggio frequencies… they’re actually really bad for your manifestations.
🦂Scorpio – Knight of Pentacles Rx
This isn’t the time to be thinking too logically about things. What you’re dealing with may feel larger than you and you’re trying to resolve issues with a logical pattern. Nope. Stop that. This time around, you don’t go from 1 to 2 to 3. This season, you’re going FASTER. From 0 to 100 in an instant. The key to allowing this to happen smoothly? MAGICK.
Magic isn’t rational and it doesn’t follow convention. That’s the essence of magic anyway: miraculous, unexpected, and ends with glad tidings. You just follow whatever your intuition tells you. I saw on Pinterest a quote like this: your anxiety is lying to you, it’s not the end of the world; you can do this!
What you are seeking is seeking you, too. Relax, sit back, and allow yourself to be in alignment with the energy of miracles. Your Spirit Guides are orchestrating something big behind the scenes. You’ve done enough, let them do their job of serving you now!🎆
🎏Pisces – 3 of Cups Rx
You’ve either been in isolation or just out of touch with most people. At any rate, for quite a while now you’ve been feeling a lack of cheer. You feel quite lonesome and stagnant. But all of that is ‘bout to change. A stream of beauty consciousness is pouring into your Life. It’s like, things are just magically going to get brighter, sweeter, nicer and merrier.
I’m thinking aespa’s DREAMS COME TRUE for both its aesthetic and lyrics, really. And also, their LIFE’S TOO SHORT for those of you who’ve been dealing with haters or parents who wouldn’t allow you to DO YOU. You know? People who make you feel miserable because you’re just trying to be yourself.
Some of you may still be in the dark phase of the Moon. It’s quiet and boring maybe, but it’s just a natural part of the Cosmic Mechanism of the world. Sooner than you think, the Moon is going to wax again and when everything is bright and calm in your world you’ll be glad you didn’t give up.
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Joltin’ Joe’s Offseason Update
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The Joltin’ Joe’s brain-trust gathered at the spring training compound in Port-au-Prince this weekend to begin planning for the 2021 season. The meeting began with an overview of the team’s transactions over the past few seasons. Following a lively discussion, a consensus was reached that Trader Joe is without question the crappiest GM in the league. To prove the point, the Jolts’ intern – and eighth-year Sac State undergrad – put together a list of the team’s worst deals over the past few years, with a particular focus on the go-for-broke 2019 season.
Here they are listed in order of awfulness:
April 26, 2019
Traded Keston Hiura, Austin Riley, Drew Pomeranz and Todd Frazier to Ugly Finders for Manny Machado and Noah Syndergaard
OK, Manny and Thor had good years, but the long-term price to have them on a team that finished in fifth place was pretty high. Mike gets to enjoy at least another two years of low-cost certainty for a couple of potential all-stars. You’re welcome, Mike!
May 9, 2018
Traded Kyle Schwarber to V&D for Nick Kingham, Sean Rodriguez and a #3 pick
It’s hard to know what Trader Joe was thinking on this one. Schwarber had a solid season with a reasonable contract and in return the Jolts received a player the team had dropped a week earlier (Rodriguez). The Jolts used the #3 pick to draft Dodgers catching prospect Will Smith, which would have made the trade a qualified success … except:
May 7, 2019
Traded Will Smith, Corey Dickerson and Jerad Eickoff to Roid Rage for Stephen Strasburg
Strasburg got Cy Young and MVP consideration, but again, the Jolts traded away a potential building block for the future for a futile run at the Fields Cup.
April 6, 2018
Traded Starling Marte to Roid Rage for Steven Duggar, Jimmy Nelson, Juan Lagares and #2 pick
Roid Rage continues to wield strong powers of hypnosis. Marte is a long-term stud. The three guys the Jolts received in return are all selling tires someplace. Oh but, what did you do with the #2 pick? I’m glad you asked. We grabbed Daulton Varsho! Don’t ask me how he fell to the second round in the 2019 minor league draft. So, it worked out, right??? Well …
June 8, 2019
Traded Daulton Varsho, Steven Duggar and Calvin Mitchell to Kiss My Astros for Jay Bruce
Oof. Clearly, Trader Joe was huffing paint. Pretty bad, right? Well, there’s one that was even worse. But before we get to it, please enjoy this masterpiece from five years ago.
August 27, 2016
Traded Madison Bumgarner, Joey Votto, Jason Heyward and Eduardo Nunez to Savage Ropes for Patrick Kivlehan, Ty Blach, Mac Williamson, Braden Shipley, Touki Toussaint, AJ Cole, Daniel Descalso, Jung Ho Kang and #2 and #3 picks
The Jolts were trying to rebuild (again) and decided the best way to do was to trade seasoned major leaguers for a massive pile of spare parts. The most memorable thing you can say about the Jolts haul was that one player set a record for DUI arrests and another sued his former team for tripping over the bullpen mound.
OK, I can’t put it off any longer. Here’s the worst of the worst:
May 3, 2019
Traded Brandon Woodruff, Nico Hoerner and Jazz Chisolm to V&D for Sean Doolittle
Triple oof. V&D scores again. Sure, the Jolts needed saves, but Woodruff’s in the second year of his contract at $0.25 and he’s the stud of the Brewers rotation. Nico will likely start at second for the Cubs and he’s still on a minor league contract. The Jolts then threw salt on the wound by giving up Ketel Marte to get Jazz back from the Knights this off season.
After several shots of grain alcohol, the Jolts leadership realized the team could have entered the 2021 draft with the following keepers:
C – Daulton Varsho (Minors/$1 in 1st)
C – Will Smith ($1 in 2nd)
1B – Keston Hiura ($1 in 2nd)
2B – Nico Hoerner (Minors/$1 in 1st)
SS – Jazz Chisolm (Minors/$1 in 1st)
3B – Austin Riley ($1 in 2nd)
OF – Ketel Marte ($3.25 in 2nd)
OF – Garrett Hampson ($1.75 in 2nd)
P – Brandon Woodruff ($0.25 in 2nd)
At this point, Trader Joe was tied to a stake and fed to the local Haitian cannibals.
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Sports Betting Champ, John Morrison Sports Betting Product Review!
Sports Betting Champ, John Morrison is amount well known for his 97% winnings rate NBA/MLB sports betting system. But, the Sports Betting Champ has also brought ourselves other valuable products. A conscientious of selection called The Sports Pick Buffet, and a daily plectrum batches called, The Champs Selections. In this article, I will provide a little background on the Sports Betting Champ, John Morrison, and overview some of his products.
Firstly, Sports Betting Champ, John Morrison, is a land renowned sports handicapper, and professional gambler. In his 28 years, in the gambling world, he is yet to have a losing season. That is why he has earned the name of Sports Betting Champ.
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Young, John Morrison, grew up with a glow for sports and numbers. John had great success as a student, in the areas of number and statistics. He would eventually earn his PhD, in Statistics, from Cornell University.
Sports Betting Champ, John Morrison, then went on to makes his living, combining both his brilliance for sports and numbers, in the land of professional gambling. John is well sought after, from clan all over the world, for his gambling advice.
Sports Betting Champ, John Morrison, also spent almost a decade, going over the sporting database, trying to find a system that would predict achievement outcomes, with the greatest consistency. In NBA basketball betting, in the age between 2003 and 2009 the Sports Betting Champ went a reported 363 wins - 8 losses, in all era combined. And, in MLB baseball betting in the era between 2004 and 2009 John Morrison went a reported 243 wins - 1 loss, in all age combined!
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The draft determines certain low risk bets, which can be predicted well ahead of time. That translates to only betting approx 40% of the time. Approximately, 120 games out of the year between the two seasons. It uses a mold of martingale wagering, applied to a three quarry series. Based on the premise that the staff bet is sure to winnings one out of three games. Once your team wins one in the series, your done betting that series. This plot also comes with a 67% luck tariff NFL system, and lifetime of free picks, well importance the $197 payment tag!
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Compilation of sports choices from expert handicappers for May 29th, 2010
MLB Games
Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Atlanta Braves
1 handicapper picked Pittsburgh to winnings the prey (Hawkeye Sports)
5 handicappers picked Atlanta to triumph the prey (Robert Ferringo, Gamblers Data, The Shark, Kelso Sports Handicapping, Dr Baseball)
Philadelphia Phillies vs. Florida Marlins
6 handicappers picked Philadelphia to win the quarry (Rob Vinciletti, Vegas Sports Plays, Moneylineking, Scott Spreitzer, Louisville Slugger, Golden Contender)
11 handicappers picked Florida to win the prey (Info Plays, Dave Cokin, Tommy Gold, Dimension Sports, The Baseball Handicapper, Hot Lines, Chuck O'Brien, Lenny Del Genio, Mike Hook, Sportsbook Guru, Benjamin Lee Eckstein)
Houston Astros vs. Cincinnati Reds
1 handicapper picked Houston to winnings the kills (Sports Betting Professor)
11 handicappers picked Cincinnati to triumph the prey (Carlo Campanella, Doc's Sports, Robert Ferringo, Moneylineking, Tommy Gold, Nolan Fernandez, Sports Wagers, Silver Key Pick, Kelso Sports Handicapping, Dr Baseball, Tom Law Longball Sports)
St Louis Cardinals vs. Chicago Cubs
5 handicappers picked St Louis to winnings the game (Dave Cokin, Chris Jordan, Super Sports Group, Sports Wagers, Kelso Sports Handicapping)
8 handicappers picked the Chicago Cubs to success the quarry (Sac Lawson, Tom Freese, Dunkel, Tv Hotline, Ben Burns, Igz1 Sports, Ny Players Club, Rudy Nyc Sports)
New York Mets vs. Milwaukee Brewers
4 handicappers picked the NY Mets to luck the prey (Tommy Gold, Hammerthebook, Sportsbook Guru, Seabass)
6 handicappers picked Milwaukee to success the prey (Dave Price, Robert Ferringo, Fasttrack Sports, Ben Burns, Sports Brokers, Vegas Runner)
Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Colorado Rockies
13 handicappers picked the LA Dodgers to win the windowpane (Rocky Atkinson, Derek Mancini, MJP Sports, Dimension Sports, Hondo, Richie Parker, Dave Eckstein, National Sports Service, Al Demarco, Super Sports Group, Sports Wagers, Kiki Sports, Fantasy Sports Gametime)
4 handicappers picked Colorado to winnings the prey (John Martin, Bobby Maxwell, Robert Ferringo, Tom Law Longball Sports)
Arizona Diamondbacks vs. San Francisco Giants
4 handicappers picked Arizona to success the hunting (#1 Sports, Profit-On-The-Net, Super Sports Group, Kiki Sports)
9 handicappers picked San Francisco to winnings the quarry (Larry Ness, Frank Jordan, Raypolaccosports, Papayagang, John Harrison, Kelso Sports Handicapping, Seabass, The Consensus Group, Stumpthespread)
Texas Rangers vs. Minnesota Twins
4 handicappers picked Texas to win the victim (Jr Odonnell, Dan Bebe, MJP Sports, Karl Garrett)
13 handicappers picked Minnesota to success the game (David Chan, Cappers Access, Robert Ferringo, Easy Money Sports, Tommy Gold, Dozo Games Handicapping, Insider Sports Report, Super Sports Group, B&S Picks, Executive, Teddy Covers, Tom Law Longball Sports, Ats Baseball Lock Club)
Seattle Mariners vs. LA Angels
2 handicappers picked Seattle to triumph the victim (MJP Sports, Boston Blackie)
3 handicappers picked the LA Angels to success the victim (Pure Lock, Platinum Plays, LPW Sportsforecast)
Chicago White Sox vs. Tampa Bay Rays
5 handicappers picked the Chicago White Sox to luck the quarry (Chris Jordan, Michael Cannon, Chuck O'Brien, Sports Wagers, Seabass)
4 handicappers picked Tampa Bay to triumph the prey (Jimmy Boyd, Computer Sports, Dimension Sports, Wagerglobe)
Oakland Athletics vs. Detroit Tigers
6 handicappers picked Oakland to winnings the victim (Marc Lawrence, Lee Kostroski, MJP Sports, Papayagang, Insider Sports Report, Super Sports Group)
14 handicappers picked Detroit to triumph the hunting (Gill Alexander, Jeff Alexander, Robert Ferringo, Hawkeye Sports, Tommy Gold, Baseball Crusher, The Shark, JSM Sports, Executive, Sportsbook Guru, Teddy Covers, Tom Law Longball Sports, Dozo Games Handicapping, Greg Shaker)
Kansas City Royals vs. Boston Red Sox
2 handicappers picked Kansas City to winnings the windowpane (MJP Sports, Greg Shaker)
20 handicappers picked Boston to success the game (Tony George, Jack Jones, Robert Ferringo, Arthur Ralph Sports, Mike Wynn, Derek Mancini, Dave Cokin, Chris Jordan, National Sports Service, Jr Odonnell, The Shark, Igz1 Sports, Rocketman, Jsm Sports, Hammerthebook, Benjamin Lee Eckstein, Seabass, Ats Baseball Lock Club, Dozo Games Handicapping, Stan Sharp)
NBA Games
There are no NBA games played today.
Summary of the recommended bets to make for May 29th, 2010 based on the sports handicappers' consensus:
"Ultimate Bet" of the day:
[MLB] Most sports handicappers lean toward the Boston Red Sox to fate the victim at a 20:2 ratio!
(Note: this bet was eventually WON)
"Best Bets" of the day:
[MLB] Most sports handicappers lean toward the Cincinnati Reds to winnings the victim at a 11:1 ratio.
(Note: this bet was eventually WON)
[MLB] Most sports handicappers lean toward the Detroit Tigers to triumph the quarry at a 14:6 ratio.
(Note: this bet was eventually LOST)
[MLB] Most sports handicappers lean toward the Minnesota Twins to success the prey at a 13:4 ratio.
(Note: this bet was eventually WON)
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