#Beef the toad

[hyperfixation-floodgate]

Have some pics of my BF (Big Frog) that I caught as a tiny Southern toadlet in the Kohl's parking lot uwu

His name is Beef and he is not tiny at all now.

And see how ROUND he is getting.... The left image was yesterday, right image is from a few months ago.

He grew up so big so fast that I thought he was a female until I saw the dark throat. He is just a very big boy.

#toad #frog #Beef the toad #pet toad #pet frog #southern toad

[miss-psyson]

The rivalry system in Mario games will never not be funny to me

Bonus:

#nintendo #nintendo characters #super mario #waluigi #rosalina #princess rosalina #princess daisy #daisy #toad #mario karts #I need the whole backstory on why these two are beefing with each other #Maybe it's friendly fire or something but it's way more funnier to imagine that they got some beef with each other for some reason

[toad-moss]

Working on making a color palette challenge for my main (started in February, just need to add names to some of them.) also school year started but at least I made a little guy.

so instead of finishing up WIPs I tested out some palettes on the guy

Meet Beef

#Forgot to add titles to the second picture #toad moss #Beef #color palettes #doodles #My oc #he is my darling #Wow he looks like a newborn animal in that last drawing-

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Out of all the things that threw me through a loop in the mario movie, the bros taking their gloves off was the most oddly jarring. I said out loud “they have flesh hAnds!-”

#y'know among other things #beating an absolute decomposed horse here but. Chris Pratt's voice acting was somehow. worse. than I was expecting. #the um. the random real songs? Mr. Blue Sky and Thunderstruck? that was weird #the other music was WONDERFUL #I know Mario has been canonically like 25 for a while but it's still weird seeing him with his young parents and being fussy about food #and playing video games in his lil teenager bedroom #speaking of- the Mario-hates-mushrooms thing? what? #and his personality in general was just fucking weird but it would have been less jarring without the. lazy shit voice. sorry. dead horse ik #thought there'd be more luigi tbh #kamek and bowser absolutely stole the show they were fucking great #peach was generic... I didn't dislike her but. myeh. another Illumination quirky girlboss go off I guess #Donkey kong was fun actually I rly liked him #his beef with Mario was entertaining #anyway ok enough about characters #the movie was a visual feast and the action scenes were. fucking excellent. so clever. #which. says. a. LOT. given how much I normally hate illumination movies visually #oh yeah toad. he was there. same way I feel about him in the games so #dude I kept my eyes PEELED for Funky Kong. he should've absolutely been the mechanic or SOMETHINg. so sad. #it's funny the longer the movie went on the more and more and more I realized. oh. this is an illumination movie alright #take that as you will #anyway I sound like I hated it I didn't I fucking loved every second of it #when you go into a movie with the mindset of ''I'm going to tear this to shreds as light-heartedly as possible'' you have a great time #and you get pleasantly surprised along the way! #like I said! visual feast! clever fights! some fun characters! music! background gags and easter eggs! #bowser!

[legobiwan]

I have played the M&L saga more, but in these games they mention that when Mario goes on adventures alone, Luigi stays and fixes "minor problems", but the Toads never take him seriously, even when he accompanies Mario, for them the hero It's Mario and Luigi is just there. Depending on the comment, Luigi can react with sadness or anger, he wants recognition for his actions. Mario hardly ever intervenes, and if he does it's not with the Toads, I think for him it's a joke between Luigi and Toads

This response is 5 years late, but yeah, it's weird. And I'm playing through Superstar Saga right now (very fun, but the Cackletta fight is definitely something that makes me want to throw things through out of windows aaaaaaagggg) - anyway, the point being that the Beanish people definitely don't react to Luigi the same way, so it's a Toad thing, for sure, and I just need to know the backstory on that.

#hello there #ask legobiwan #the continuing mystery of the beef between luigi and the toads #which is something i'm totally going to touch on in a future fic #luigi #mario #luigi brain rot #guys that cackletta final boss is taking years off my life I CAN'T BEAT IT AND IT'S SO FRUSTRATING

[fieriframes]

[It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.]

#s31e02 belly beef and bratwurst #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #white council #toads #town

[breezebloxx]

i luv tht ppl thought burn was 5'11 for a good amount of time like have u seen him. he's literally tiny. u know that joke how 5'9 looks sooooo much shorter than 6'0 / 6'1. it's so true like he looks so small in tw all the time, until hes next to freema or naoko who are both 5'2. also that scene in pr1 where hermann's behind stacker + herc and he's like barely peeking over their shoulder,,, tiny!!! little lad!!!

#mine #txt #burn #doesn't help tht hes built like That. skinny legend #one of my fav things abt newmann is that theyre both pocket sized i hate when ppl overdo the height diff #WRONG theyre both gay little gnomes. theyre having tea in my pocket like frog & toad. newt's tea is spiked with monster #also one of my fav things abt owandy is theres a major height diff but u cant even see it bc theyre jus in the audios #i cant find anything online but im fairly certain tom is 6'3 #and he looks SO tall next to burn in pics of them together. also he towers over eve in gwen & andy scenes #so its rlly funny to imagine owen trying to puff himself up to make himself taller next to andys giant ass fhksjdfdsk #cmon welsh beef put ur back into it! #ok im done

[crystal-mouse]

Mirror universe Toad and Rat with @frogayyyy:

They think star trek is straight, spirk isn't real. Have dinner with Sarek at Morrisons. There is no abba core or lute saga. Picard hates cress sandwiches and has bitches, right beef.

#mirror universe toad and rat #fight sarek soc #picard cress king #none bitches left beef picard #star trek abba core #sarek lute saga #just another normal day w frog + mouse discussions #no context frog n mouse convos

[gorillaxyz]

my taste in characters encompasses a lot of things but they all actually enjoy eating which is nice. but they all love meat 🤢 i can hardly stand meat............ eruuurrgh

#txt #murdoc dont talk to me abt your toad in the hole please #ill force myself to eat it when my mum gets us all something like she did tonighf #but it makes my skin crawl #especially beef #and pork #and lamb #😣

[arc-angel-o]

I made some good progress on the time loop fic, so I wanna work on more Rabbit/Toad stuff, but idk what

#please tell me if you know #i should work on that thing about toads ex for beef but im not ready to stop procrastinating on that one #maybe ill see what i can do for chapter 1 of the vampire au

[tigergendermoved]

I watched the mario movie earlier. It was okayyy

#bowser's song was absolutely abhorrent lol but i liked jack black's performance #i liked seth rogan as dk and charlie day was okay too and i hated crisp rat less than i thought i would #but i still have beef with the casting because it's just more and more of refusing to hire actual voice actors #every time dk laughs you are reminded that you are not watching donkey kong the character. you are watching seth rogan advertise himself in #a gorilla suit. SAD #the plot was fine but kind of undercooked all around but like not to a horrible degree #the characters were all fine but toad was not that endearing of a comedic sidekick #i like that they didnt actually make peach and mario have their obligatory kids movie heterosexual romance #im glad i didnt see this in theaters it was a perfectly okay movie id give it idk a 6/10. but it did not enthrall or capture me in any way. #i felt a vague desire to play a mario game and a sense of mild amusement. one of illumination's less brain melting movies. #anyways thank you for (not) reading my awesome movie review :3 #oh yeah also ps why did they put luigi in the trailers so much when he wasnt even really in the movie. why they do that

[hyperfixation-floodgate]

My son... He is very handsome

#Beef #toads #toad #Southern toad #pet toad #my boy Beef #look at him #he is so thicc #i like to say “mi hijo” to my coworkers and then show them Beef

[overlordlucandlere]

Decided to do this. If u even care

Hey @tokifuckingwartooth and @baby-skitty and @clovercacti you should do this too 🖤

#justice rambles #personal #Bruno zero #evillious #ukulele #toads #frogs #light blue #metallic blue #Seattle #spring #the black parade #my chemical romance #MCR #beef soup #soup #food #about me #school of rock

[arcticdementor]

(link)

#twitter thread #twitter #screenshots #malcom kyeyune #17c shyteposter #spotted toad #bog beef

[tommiruewrites]

tewkesbury hc's !!

a/n: some of my random (and somewhat self-indulgent) flower boy headcanons after watching enola holmes 2! enjoy :)

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❀ loves the combination of chocolate and orange

❀ just loves citrus in general

❀ favorite color is purple, second favorite blue, third yellow

❀ knows an insane amount about plants and will sometimes randomly spew out a random fact

❀ the two of you are walking down the street, chatting about topics not at all related to nature, and all of a sudden, he's like, "did you know-" {proceeds to tell you the most insanely obscure plant fact ever about a flower you've never even heard of}

❀ loves animals

❀ and he's always so proud of himself for knowing it too

❀ random plant facts are also his go-to conversation starters

❀ is extremely clumsy and constantly knocks things over, trips over his own feet, etc. but all of a sudden, all the clumsiness leaves his body when dancing or fencing ?? he has beef with coordination idk

❀ his favorite flower is the one that reminds him the most of you

❀ he knows the meaning and symbolism of every flower, so he always has a reason or message with each on he gives you

❀ he also looooves poetry

❀ not afraid to pour his heart out to you poetically

❀ but only once you've been close a while, in the beginning he's a hot, awkward mess, tripping over his words left and right

❀ he does much better writing out his feelings at the start

❀ hides poetic notes in your flower bouquets, or leaves pressed flowers in your letters

❀ extremely dramatic

❀ the type of dramatic to claim he's on the brink of death after getting a single paper cut

❀ in fact, he's so dramatic that when little things happen to you, he overreacts for you. what a gentleman

❀ definitely a hopeless romantic 

❀ extremely good with kids

❀ slightly afraid of the dark

❀ his favorites are deer and horses, but he also just loves birds

❀ was a late bloomer when it came to walking, but started talking super early as a baby (it just makes sense okay)

❀ sometimes dances around in his room, alone, pretending he's dancing with you

❀ also practices romantic things to say to you in the mirror

❀ has super fancy-dancy penmanship and makes it look effortless

❀ really likes art, specifically romanticism style paintings

❀ plays the piano beautifully 

❀ also understands latin and is fluent in french because he's fancy

❀ very easily entertained

❀ also has a very short attention span for most things and gets distracted easily

❀ main love language is words of affirmation, followed closely by gift giving and acts of service

❀ loves his hair being played with

❀ owns a journal where he logs each day

❀ absolutely loves jam

❀ avid lover of jasmine tea and green tea

❀ also puts a ridiculous amount of honey in it

❀ oddly afraid of frogs and toads

thats all i can think of for now, hope you enjoyed that. 

side not, posted this on 11/11 at 11:11 my time bc im so cool like that. you're welcome.

#enola holmes #enola 2 #holmes #enola x tewkesbury #enola holmes x reader #viscount tewksbury #enola holmes 2 #lord tewksbury #viscount tewkesbury marquess of basilwether #tewkesbury imagine #tewkesbury x reader #tewkesbury fluff #tewkesbury headcanon #tewkesbury hc #tewkesbury #tewksbury #tewksbury x reader #requests open

[evajellion]

SMRPG AU where Smithy wins

OKAY HERE IT GOES-

So hypothetically, let's say Mario, Peach and Bowser just completely vanish after Exor crashes down. Either they straight up died or got isekai'd to Smithy's realm by accident, idk I will let the rest of you figure it out.

Years and years pass, Geno can't really get the Star Pieces without Mario and co. so… Smithy just, straight up takes over Star Road and lets his minions do whatever.

Here's what we thought up-

Smithy: Bowser's Castle was nice, but after learning what the Star Pieces did, Smithy went directly to the source and took over Star Road himself as its new overlord. He built an entire factory around it and over the years, is now known as "he who grants wishes".

Of course, much like the main villain in "Wish" (terrible movie btw), Smithy only grants wishes that he likes. He ignores wishes that are selfless or relevant to one's family, and only grants stuff relative to wealth, gain, or wanting to win.

It's less out of malice and more out of ignorance, really. He doesn't see any value in wanting things that have no material value or glory.

Mack/Claymorton: After ambushing the castle, Mack became the new ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, but he said the name was stupid and changed it to the Claymore Kingdom.

There are, a lot of parties, almost every week. He's a complete tyrant who threatens and torments the Toads to the point where the Chancellor actually wishes Bowser would come back. If he gets bored? He decides to wage war on another kingdom "for fun".

He's getting an ego about it too, which some joke is just "him compensating for his size".

Bowyer: Honestly no one has any clue what Bowyer does. Some treat him like an actual forest cryptid that haunts the maze because he's been in there so long. People who enter the forest now never come back.

Bowyer doesn't understand the concept of killing anyone really, so it's not like forest intruders are dead. He just thinks it's fun to play "freeze tag but you're frozen for good" with anyone who comes by. Essentially, it's all a hunting game to him.

He probably views all his immobile visitors as trophies more than anything else.

Yaridovich/Speardovich: Eventually, he succeeds in duping someone to fight Jonathan and takes the Star Piece for himself. Smithy grants him his promotion and he is made mayor of Seaside Town, and he is a captain of his own crew of Drill Bits.

Jonathan is none too happy about this and makes beef with Yaridovich every day over what he had done. Jonathan prides himself on being a good fighter, but unfortunately, Yaridovich fights dirty.

Eventially, Yaridovich made a habit out of pirating other incoming ships himself. He wonders if doing this will get more promotion from Smithy, but… Smithy seems to have been ignoring him.

Axem Rangers: After beating up the Czar Dragon, Smithy suggests they take care of Nimbus Land since it's "uncomfortably close for his liking". They immediately make themselves known by exposing Valentina's lies and kicking her out, inadvertently making them heroes.

Axem Red and Pink take a lot of pride in removing Valentina and being adored by residents of Nimbus Land, but Black isn't happy with it at all and wants to go back to causing chaos. Green is neutral about the whole thing.

Axem Yellow meanwhile, managed to turn Dodo to their side simply by calling the large bird a "good boy" and giving him legumes as a treat.

Boomer: He's the shogun of Bowser's Castle, but nothing more. He guards Exor as he always did, and commands Smithy's Army, striking down anyone who dare cross his lord.

However, he isn't exactly happy with his position. He knows not to question Smithy, so he just… remains quiet about it. At the very least, he's humored by Axem Red's new heroic personality.

But he also fears if Red will turn on Smithy since he's so bent on appearing as "hero" for Nimbus Land. Boomer dad moments. :')

Exor & Count Down: Stationary. Exor is happy but Count Down seems bitter he cannot do more, he's kind of stranded and stir crazy.

Cloaker & Domino: They moved out of Smithy's dimension (much to Count Down's further frustration/loneliness) and settled into Marrymore for… obvious reasons.

Smithy doesn't mind so long as they can distribute. Domino quickly took advantage by becoming the most well-known medicine/potion seller in the land, kinda like Fairy Godmother. Excuses to depict Domino in sexy business glasses for my one friend who thirsts for him lmao.

Factory Chief: A second factory was built up in Star Road, that Smithy had taken charge of, so the Chief is now fully in charge of the old one inside of Exor! He's pretty happy about it.

The Director's son (because he has one for some reason?) is also working in the new factory while his father, the Clerk, and the Manager remain in the old one with the Chief. They all seem very happy, but the Director's son wonders if what Smithy is doing is right…

Gunyolk: Not used to having brothers. He was created by the Chief exclusively, and is now being mass produced, but… he liked it when it was only him and "papa".

Hypnosis Priest: She resides in Star Hill, discarding of wishes that Smithy tossed out. Essentially, she turned the entirety of the Mushroom Kingdom into a cult that worships Smithy as their Star Road overlord, with her as the leader of it.

And that's all I got, hi, feel free to throw anymore suggestions!!! :D

#super mario rpg #smrpg #smithy gang #yaridovich #bowyer #claymorton #I will NOT be turning this into a fic #………… unless I am paid /j