#DONT TRIFLE ME

[alliebirb]

[wip] in hylian sign language: THIS IS FOR GANON YOU BIG, NASTY, GREEN, SMELLING, FAT BITCH

#WHYD YOU TAKE ME OUT THE CASTLE WITH YOU TRIFLING DIRTY GREEN RACIST ASS BITCH #OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH #alliebirb art #wip #if you dont know that video unfollow rn

[upsyturvyy]

am i getting under your skin?

#I FINISHED THIS LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO AND NEVER POSTED IT HOW? #creature feature band #creature feature #curtis rx #erik x #planning on an animation for this eventually but we’ll see🤞 im working on one for one foot in the grave and it’s my first time animating #how to serve man fundamentally changed me in ways i dont think i could/should explain or describe #your disposition seems a trifle bland☺️🤗🫶

[jrueships]

Dejounte was in Atlanta for one minute and then immediately starts beefing smh

he's been exuding this Atlanta energy onto innocents , somebody tell him to take this out elsewhere please !!!

#look at me dejounte look look- look at me #snaps fingers #this isnt. this isnt Y okay actually it is lol hes c*nting #BUT STILL #YOU DONT C*NT ON CIVILIANS!!! #bro is bullying a baby #now john has to reign in TWO evil people and try not to get caught up in their antics (he will) #horrible! #never wouldve done this if he was still watching over his kids in san antonio ill tell u THAT #keldon NEVER wouldve allowed him to disrespect others like this !!!!! #he kept him fair! his moral conscious! #GONE! #when you rip away dj from his moral conscious child what else can you EXPECT?? #it's kinda sad seein how everyones starting to hate on him at once tho like it's deserved but still 😭 #he was supposed to represent the UNDERDOGS!! #YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE DJ!!!! #it's sad it's dizzapointin come back home dj stop being evil #notice what happens when they take my skrunkilies away? BAD THINGS. #russ off the wizards to the lakers? TERRIBLE. dj off the spurs to the hawks? TRIFLING ‼️‼️ #they cannot keep getting away with this... #ted asks #dj #it's SHAMEFUL!!

[strwbrymlkshake]

I wanna post about my recovery + ramble in tags at the same time but I'm not motivated enough to come up with a mediocre yandere post rn , so just know that my life is going?? Somewhat good in terms of romance

#mine #💿 #i can only ramble in tags. posts feel too official im shy</3 i feel like tags are less likely to show up on search engines as well... #just forever paranoid about the blog being discovered you know how it goes. personal stuff (proceeds to post it online) #in the general scheme of things im doing alright. tho im currently obsessed with a game instead of a man so idk if that counts #feels like im just waiting for an important event to happen. like ill have a great life changing thing but rn im just in limbo. waiting! #i dont mind it because i take joy in the small things in my day to day life but i feel like i should be doing bigger things. doing more #hell. BEING more. theres lots of cookie cutter paths i could take but none of them fit the mould im making yk. its boring. #on one hand im proud of myself for being able to stay focused on my interests instead of wasting time on a guy who doesnt care abt me #like i still am doing that a Little Bit but its not as detrimental to my daily life as it used to be. like its fine now #on the topic of.. him. we dont really talk much but i feel theres sort of a weird air between us now and he could tell i was in the yanzone #im not too broken up about it because i repeatedly told myself this would happen n i knew it would but everythings okay as it is rn #i still do admire him but not as intensely. the moment he stops hinting at even the possibility he could be interested my attention drops #i want to be everything but at the same time i want to be nothing. i want to be god and the earth and the sun and death and disease. #im working up to being perfect but at the same time i know no such thing exists so meanwhile im just. working up. to SOMETHING #i want everyday of my life to be an adventure. at the same time im much too tired for that. guess thats why i stick with emotional trifles #im not in love with him or anything. its the same as everyone else. like various dials in a lab that i have to keep below 50 #or else bad things will happen. like a scientist with anxiety. its like i be insane for a little while and the dial goes down #but any others could easily skyrocket because i find little things i adore about one person and latch onto them!!! like art #i feel im the most socially acptble level of yandere out of them all rn. in insanity specifically tho. in othr aspects im still weird #the power of autism is condemning me from learning proper social skills but by god i am TRYING my hardest n learning new things #i sit around waiting but atleast im building skills while doing it. part of what life is about i guess! #you come for the yandere content and then i just post philosophical rants. a tragedy most awful to those who can relate #but im okay with it as long as these strange lengthy rambles help me recover better!! no problem at all. one day i will be better #tl;dr i havent found love yet but im not miserable either. trying to improve myself through numerous mental quarrels n experience

[mothmvn]

the conclusion from these holidays is the cruelty of the world built before me, where the objective emotional core of a person's life - the people they are close to - is not prioritised by the systems we are forced to live in, is instead treated as an afterthought that you have to eke out time for around the TRUE systemic core of needing to get money

#i dont have any ambitions i want to live my life with my family and my friends close by and eat warm meals and help people around me #and this is SPOKEN OF very highly but TREATED like an unimportant trifle that you have to just get over if you want to live a serious life #there should be more weight given to these things. the world should be simpler. there should be more time for emotional cores #im not only saying this because my grandma died its also because after her 'funeral' we had a huge sitdown dinner with all our friends here #''it's so incredibly nice to see you all; it's a shame that this is what brought us together tonight'' said every person there at some poin #our neighbours talked about mariupol; they have to keep living a coherent life here while their home city is demolished - how is that fair? #her parents are in mariupol right now; another family friend's parents are in berdiansk; and these people have to keep earning money here #i think this break in my mind happened when the 2022 war started: How Can I Be Expected To Just Keep On Going When THE WAR Is Going On #how can the upkeep of this overall system be forcibly positioned as more important than people's home or parents or friends #i dont know. i dont want to sound like an anarchist or a wannabe hermit/commune dweller. it just feels wrong and it makes me sad #personal

[sweet-as-an-angel]

I know you must be busy and have a lot of work to do, so dont feel pressured to respond !! 😊

Anyways, i have Dominic💓 brainrot 😫‼️‼️💔💔, and was wondering what hed think of a reader that has been raised in a lower/working-class household all of their life ?

Here we have a person that's not has had even a *taste* of luxury, their clothes being second-hand, thrifting becoming their past-time, and, havung had parents living paycheck-to-paycheck, would feel guilty for ever asking tjem for anything, and had starting working for Dominic because they were desperate to pay them back for all the sacrifices they msde for them in their childhood :((

And here we have Dominic, a successful, wealthy business man, secretly raising their wages, and the whole time reader feels sheepish and at times even *embarrassed*, overwhelmed by so much money ??

Especially whrn he slides in a thick envelope with a generous stack of cash into their back pocket with a charming wink, or buys them sometjing that they had mentioned wanting in a passing conversation as they had been sadly stating how they coupd never afford it, and Dominic saying that its absolutely—

—"Not a problem in the slightest, mon chéri. Why wouldn't I want to reward my favourite babysitter for their hard work?"— **oozing** charisma and smiling his dazzling, award-winning smile, and insisting that—

—"You shouldn't be fussing over trifles such as money. Hard work pays off, and you have been working very hard indeed." ... @@"" ",

Anon, you've hit the nail on the head with this one 🤭. Thank you so much for writing in and enjoying my Dominic content, it means the world to me <3 !

TW: Dominic, Manipulative Mentions of Weight Loss, Implied Smut, Dominic Being a Creep

♡ But yes, absolutely, Dominic would use his financial position as a means of dominance over you. Subtly, of course, so that you don't know he's being...unabashed his efforts to woo you. But prevalent enough that you still feel indebted - grateful - to him for all that he's done.

♡ The longer you know each other, the more personal - intimate - the gifts he gets you become. Speaking on that, he makes a habit to inadvertently reward behaviours he desires in you, such as cutting off friends, dumping your boyfriend, spending more time around him, etc.

♡ At first, the gifts are general - vague - and inconspicuous; they belie the true extent to which Dominic has memorised your tastes. Something like a low-price jumper he knows is your general style, something to keep you warm in winter. He'll give you a smile. "Can't have our favourite babysitter freezing up now, can we."

♡ Then, it'll be a pair of boots to go with the jumper - "So you won't have any difficulty getting to and from our house."

♡ It doesn't matter that you live right next door to each other. Dominic doesn't want you taking any chances.

♡ He'll use his assertiveness to trick you into believing you've "Gotten a little thinner these days. Are you eating properly?"

♡ He'll feign concern as he comes close to you, lifting your arms, apologising and faking a vague bashfulness as he apologises for overstepping. "French hospitality, I suppose," he says, averting his eyes for no longer than a second.

♡ And of course, you believe him. Of course, you don't see a problem with his behaviour, especially when he seems so concerned for your wellbeing.

♡ He won't let that lie, by the way. He'll keep telling you how you seem to keep dropping a size every time you see him. Eventually, he'll insist on taking you out to dinner.

♡ When you inevitably try to refuse his kindness, he'll whip out old reliable. "It was supposed to be Marilyn and I's dinner date, but she's..." he glances down the hall. Gives his brow a light yet chiselled furrow. He wonders if you can hear the fizz of the sedative in Marilyn's drink as he can, the sound fresh in his ears.

♡ "Sick, unfortunately."

♡ So now, obviously, Dominic is faced with a dilemma. But you have the solution.

♡ He asks you to accompany him — “I’ll pay for you, of course,” — to take Marilyn’s place.

♡ You resist at first. Tell him that you couldn’t possibly do that. But Dominic is the father of manipulation, and he’s nursed many a lie, watched the become their own adulterous identities, and knows exactly how to get you to go.

♡ “Please, you deserve a break. And besides, I don’t want to be seen eating all the lobster on my lonesome.”

♡ You succumb to his efforts. He tells you to get ready for your dinner date. You tell him you have nothing worthy of wearing.

♡ He knows this.

♡ He smiles. Brings you to a room that is filled to the brim in outfits he says that “Marilyn and I rarely use. Something here will be your size, I'm sure.”

♡ He’s made sure there is. He’s bought half a dozen suits and dresses in just your size — and a little over or under depending on how tightly he wants to see the fabric squeeze you — for this exact occasion. Of which he expects there to be multiple.

♡ He resists the temptation of watching you undress. Of seeing you so bare in his house.

♡ He settles for whatever little flashes of skin your outfit affords. All of which were bought with the sole intention of giving Dominic enough to work with for his midnight musings.

♡ This is not the last time Dominic will treat you to dinner, the last time he watches your eyes bulge out of your skull as you see the amount the bill comes down to — a luxury Dominic lets you see to really instill that sense of indebtedness.

♡ And each time, he tries to get you further and further over the threshold of his house. His room.

♡ When you get undressed and back into your ordinary clothes, Dominic tells you he’ll keep the outfit and wash it.

♡ You don’t know it’s yours yet.

♡ He doesn’t wash it. He all but bathed in the scent of you, mouthing the places your warmest, most intimate sorts would have been pressed against. He imagines you there, vividly.

♡ He wonders how much you’d be willing to bend to the will of his wealth. How much he can make you do until you’re entrenched in his affections, toffee-sweet and with all its viscosity.

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[prettyboykatsuki]

light yagami was fr gay as shit. stop being kira and go get some dick. leave misa to me since u clearly dont know wht to do with all that. pussy wasted on his trifling ass for WHAT. the greatest crime ever committed

#aristotle.txt #everyday i get mad about light yagami

[macsimagines]

Hi! Can I ask for Alpha headcanons for Mikey, Naoto and Yuzuha?

(thank you so much! The girls dont get enough love. -Ms.Mac)

Yandere! Alpha Mikey

I think I've said this before, but he found you when you guys were kids and imprinted on you.

For this set of headcanons it's final timeline, and this Mikey is completely unhinged when it comes to you.

He watched you die multiple times, once from his own hands. To lose a mate so much and in so many terrible ways is an unimaginable pain.

Now he's not ever risking it. Despite Takemitchy's warnings and begging, he bonded you at 15.

Because of this, your parents have disowned you and now you live with him and his family. Don't worry Y/N, he's taking responsibility.

You both bare a mating mark on your necks from one another, and Mikey has made it very clear that you're an Omega that isn't to be trifled with.

You reek of him everyday, and everynight he makes sure to remind you of who you belong to.

"Look at how good you take me, baby. Built for me right? Sweet Omega~,"

He's got you married to him at 18 and pupped by 19. He worked fast to ensure you're going to be with him forever.

Yandere! Alpha Naoto

Another Alpha that kept loosing you, in every timeline. But thankfully he doesn't remember it. Not that there isn't something in the back of his mind telling him to keep you safe.

Obsessed with your well being, "Where did that bruise come from? Why do you smell like that? Who were you with?"

Your alpha is a very paranoid one. He keeps saying he has these dreams where you die horrifically, each one worst than the last.

Of course you try to play it off as just nightmares, he tells you they're premonitions.

For some odd reason he knows how to track you. He's got something in your phone to tell him your location and he is very good at investigating what you were up to.

Type of Alpha to spit in your food. He just wants you to have a piece of him with you where ever you go.

Also a dirty panty sniffer, has a pair on him all the time.

Basically lives for your slick. Constantly licking it up like it's gonna be his last meal.

Yandere! Alpha Yuzuha

Is soooo protective. You thought her brother complex is bad? You ain't see nothing yet.

Demands that you be just as devoted to her as she is to you. That's only fair right?

Respond to her texts immediately, pick up when she calls, stop complaining when she scents you. She knows she just did it an hour ago, but she has to keep the smells fresh.

A week before and after your heats are miserable because you can't go anywhere.

"You smell to good, honey. I don't want you attracting the wrong kind of attention."

High sex drive. Can you blame her? You're just sooo cute.

Lives between your thighs, because you need to feelgood at all times. Thats just how devoted she is.

Oh you're crying because you're overstimulated? It hurts to cum now? Sweet silly thing, she's just getting started...

#yandere tokyo revengers #yandere manjiro sano #yandere mikey sano #yandere tokyo revengers smut #yandere yuzuha shiba #yandere naoto tachibani

[greenlaut]

fuck it,

LIST OF INCENSES I THINK AC 1 - AC UNITY CHARACTERS WOULD LIKE

credentials: (1) incense is a big thing in my country both for daily and religious uses; (2) i have a shit ton of incenses bc i use them regularly

ALTAÏR IBN LA'AHAD — his most familiar scent is frankincense bcs either umar or rashid lit up a lot of frankincense (haha old man incense). BUT his favorite scent is jasmine because it's sweet and calming it's like a soothing balm to his running thoughts and worries. also the scent of jasmine here has supernatural connotations, so i think it's fitting for altaïr as the master assassin herald of death etc etc

MALIK AL SAYF — oud. definitely oud. very charismatic and heavy. definitely suits him bcs as soon u enter his space u will think he's someone not to be trifled with. it also has a family/brotherly connotation to it which suits malik. if u want combination; oud + sandalwood

KADAR AL SAYF — champaca. it's sweet and bright. reminds u of a singing bird maybe? if u catch a whiff of it in the wind it feels like napping in a hazy afternoon.

MARIA THORPE — jasmine with tuberose. almost woody? floral. probably reminds you of moonlit night with silk curtains blowing in the wind

EZIO AUDITORE DA FIRENZE — sandalwood. a classic. with frankincense and myrhh. this scent reminds me of church (our churches usually light these scented incenses). it's heady and heavy. if you smell it too much it can overwhelm you.

LEONARDO DA VINCI — citrus and agarwood. very playful and has creative vibes to it. it also smells very unique and reminds me of a warm person

CONNOR KENWAY — majegau. this one is very specific. majegau is a type of tree sacred to people in bali region (i'm from java so i dont know much). but the scent is very mountainous. it reminds me slightly of sandalwood but much lighter, and gives off a more foresty vibes. it has a very respectful but down-to-earth air to it that suits connor's person

AVELINE DE GRANPRE — citrus and vanilla. i'll be honest i never had this one, but i'm trusting what people said. it's apparently very unique and refreshing scent when burnt. kind of woody surprisingly with just a hint of sweetness to it. i also think aveline would like clove incense. it's sweet and has something underneath that feels like it's ready to strike

ADÉWALÉ — also an oud enjoyer methinks. maaybe oud + frankincense. i think smelling the incense will help settle down his thoughts and pain, bcs it's a very meditative and heady scent. charismatic vibes

EDWARD KENWAY — tobacco, clove, and cinnamon. it's smoky and heady. kind of pirate vibes. it's a very overwhelming scent to some people bcs of the tobacco

HAYTHAM KENWAY — i feel like he has a very old man taste so i'm chucking lotus OR frankincense. i think he'd like both bcs they're the most "classic" incense scents. definitely charismatic tbh

SHAY CORMAC — tobacco. smoky. just a classic "smokes and mirrors". it's kinda sad? it's a very lonely scent i think

ARNO VICTOR DORIAN — vanilla with sandalwood. it's heady and sweet with woody undertone to it. it has a european vibes to it that i personally dont like to light (vanilla doesnt smell good in humid weather to me), but definitely suits arno. it's sensitive yet strong, kind of tragic

ÉLISE DE LA SERRE — rose. definitely rose. cloying, floral, and sweet. has mixed receptions; it's a classic scent but i personally dont like it. i think it suits élise for her complicated nature. flitting and impossible to mistake

fin.

#this is obviously not all ac characters my brain cant do that #also im definitely biased with the scents with what i like #honourable scent mention: frangipani #i know a lot of people who like it. i really personally dont like frangipani incense. nor rose incense #i think theyre too sweet (for me) #late night ramblings bcs the nightmares are getting to me <3 my bad #notepad #asscreed #assassins creed #assassins creed 1 #assassin's creed #assassins creed 2 #assassins creed 3 #assassins creed liberation #assassins creed black flag #assassins creed rogue #altair ibn la'ahad #altaïr ibn la'ahad #malik al sayf #kadar al sayf #maria thorpe #ezio auditore #ezio auditore da firenze #aveline de grandpre #connor kenway #ratonhnhaké:ton #haytham kenway #edward kenway #shay cormac #arno victor dorian

[backwzzds]

ugh.

I’m not gonna fight with a racist whore.

What you did caused my friend to be depressed. You obviously don’t care about your fans feelings, she looked up to you and enjoyed each and everyone one of your stories. And you have the NERVE to attack her. How dare you. All she wants is a apology for how you treated her. So idc if you post this go ahead and let all ur little lap dogs know what u did💗

you…want ME…to apologize to her for being racist in MY comments ???? i knew yall was trifling but not this bad LMFAOOOO. im not apologizing to no entitled as bitches im not sorry ! i never once mentioned her religion, her race or anything like that so ur mouth hold no weight. yo lil FRIEND dont like reading work catered to BLACK WOMEN yet all up in our tags…2 + 2 = 6 chile ??? 🫢🫢🫢

and i dont have “fans.” whoever decides to support my writing, i’m grateful of them. but just bc u “support” my work does not mean imma let any trick ass shit slide under my fics ESPECIALLY when i have a target audience & ur clearly not apart of it. i don’t owe anyone shit, especially yall when it comes to what EYE wanna write, so i dont gotta apologize to no one cuz u not my daddy & u sure as hell not my mama !

but now that ur off of anon, we can go back & forth all night baby, ian got school tomorrow so whats up ?

#lora’s shit talk! ੈ✩‧₊˚ #and u STILL lucky ian post them trifiling ass messages yo ‘friend’ sent me

[chiyoso]

dude.

seeing other writers/mutuals who are so skilled at what they do talk about not getting support in their sfw, fluff and angst fics just piss me the fuck off, i'm genuinely so heated at the amount of old and new writers struggling because of new tumblr users

ik a lot of you readers like to read our smut fics/porn fics, but those writers, also talking abt only getting likes, instead of reblogs n interactions from those types of works as well is just so depressing that im starting to have this growing idea of what some to most readers are in tumblr

ill be the voice that other writers are hesitant and afraid to express:

REBLOGS; ARE SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT TO US THAN A SIMPLE DOUBLE TAP DOES.

LIKES are like a quick glance for us writers.

LIKES are like people who pass by us when we walk anywhere and everywhere.

LIKING is like telling us writers who take our time to write FREE shit for you; “we see it, we like it, but we will not do anything about it”

LIKES will NOT get us writers anywhere in this app.

LIKES is like deafening SILENCE for us writers, crickets, ghosts, an eerie dark night.

LIKES arent similar to instagram, tiktok and other platforms. it is DIFFERENT in this platform. they dont mean jack shit.

LIKES are like a hit and dip shit scenario. one night stand, loveless sex, meaningless encounters.

i've seen so much amazing fics, nsfw or sfw have over almost 9k interactions, then i look to the reblogs count and see only a whopping 500 or so like THE FUCK? SCUSE ME? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RATIO?

if you're apart of the "ooh! i genuinely like this!" then only press like—thank you, truly. we're glad you like our work, to gain your interest and your silent support, but i want to inform you simply liking doesn't help us in a technical sense, it doesn't help our blog, our reach, it doesn't help our blog grow.

and if you're one of the blogs who only likes, i genuinely don't know what's so trifling and difficult about reblogging and adding the pre-made tags for you to spam and get it over with. i do it and its so, so fucking easy.

i genuinely, genuinely don't understand the analogy as to why you can't just... press that helpful ass button beside the heart. please, someone, enlighten me behind the reasoning.

if you're a bot, fuck you.

now, REBLOGS.

will at least (without tags/comments) be seen by your following and increase our significance only slightly.

REBLOGS with # tags INCREASE our chances of being discovered by a fuck ton.

REBLOGS with tags MIXED with your comments HEAVILY motivate us, your thoughts about our WORK motivates us.

REBLOGS are so, so fucking relieving for us, and that relief has been addictive to those starved from support, especially to writers who are struggling OUTSIDE of their work/hobby/blog.

REBLOGS in a literal sense, mean so much more to us than likes. especially with your damn thoughts. the mere thought of taking your time into writing something FOR US and OUR CREATION is so fucking motivating, every positive input from you will be CHERISHED no matter what.

and the fact we have to beg for it, to speak out about it as of late...

god, i remember in full detail the day where i wrote my first story, it had only 200 interactions max, and most of them were only likes and a few reblogs, but my inbox was full of positivity, mixed in with a few shitty ones, but i pressed on because of SAID INTERACTIONS AND MY LOVE FOR WRITING.

to my mutuals and other writers; i fucking love you and your stories so much, sfw or not, the writing community has done so much for me mentally, and lots of fics have been healing me. god its my first time releasing such emotions into this blog, but yea, ive just had it from the amount of turmoil ppl have been causing into all of you, outside tumblr or not.

hhh fuck im so pissed ill stop it right here, stay safe and may your favorite characters kiss you goodnight

#— Whispers Against The Void •• #im sorry for using mean words but im also not sorry for speaking up abt this too. #genuinely hurt me seeing so many writers talk abt this. it both hurt and pissed me off so fucking much #to the point where i wanna stone and boil whoever is causing yall so much pain #writers on tumblr #writerscommunity #writer help #help for readers #cw vent #cw rant

[duskandstarlight]

The Girl (Nessian fanfic)

Notes: I needed angst and raw Nessian so... here we are. I have no idea if this is a prologue or a one-shot at this moment in time ( I think it's a prologue...) But here you are, a gift to you all because I am so shit at posting / writing these days...

And because it's not my jam writing-wise, now is the time to highlight that this will not be a pregnancy fic.

Prologue Cassian

It’s winter when he meets The Girl. Solstice lights are strung around the city and the music playing in the cramped bar is essentially a questionable mix of eighties, garage music and festive bangers that people scream along to until they’re hoarse.

Amongst the writhing bodies, Cassian spots her. Scarlet cami, hair like honey. He watches her for too long, the way her hips move to a rhythm nobody else quite seems to get like she does, the length of her ponytail as it swings to and fro. 

When she turns and meets his eyes, he’s a goner. And at the end of night, when he backs her into his apartment, he realises quickly that whoever this girl is, she takes what she wants and he’ll take what he can get.  

None of it takes long. 

It’s electric. It’s fire. It’s as if alone, they are both embers - but together they are the wind that ignites the spark, burning up a frenzy. His mouth on hers, the length of her hair wrapped around his palm whilst her fingers bite at his scalp. Her legs clamped around his hips as she unzips him and sinks down. 

It’s obscene that Cassian doesn’t think about protection. It’s there in the back of his mind, this small niggle. But he bats it away, marvelling instead at the pull and push of this primal attraction he’s never had before, relentless as the tide as it rushes back only to curl over inside of him again and hook him right back in.

When it’s over, Cassian has the distinct impression that he’s lost something, so he keeps his head buried in the crook of her neck a little too long. She smells like jasmine and vanilla and salt. Cassian feels as if he’s been shattered from some great height.

And then she’s untangling herself from him and tugging up her leather-look leggings over her hips, tucking her breasts back into her bra and pulling the scarlet satin cami back over her head. 

Cassian is still not quite back in the room when she grabs for her bag. Her voice is scratchy and thick with what they’ve just done. “It’s been fun.” 

The words have him scrambling up from the couch but his jeans are caught around his ankles.

“Hey,” he says as he manages to stand. The zipper jams in his shirt and he mutters a series of curses under his breath.

By the time he’s turned, the front door is shutting. 

She’s let herself out.

In all Cassian’s time sleeping around, he’s never seen such a quick exit. 

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[frodo-with-glasses]

Discord Highlights: Bilbo Gamgee

From a discussion on 4/28/23

meg is me:

Headcanon for no reason that Bilbo Gamgee is like my own bby cousin who spoke zero words until he was like 2 and a half and then suddenly decided to talk one day and turns out he had been building quite the vocabulary 😂

InvisibleWashboard:

That goes well with our previously established chaos gremlin lore, I think.

meg is me:

is baby bilbo autistic. Maybe. Yes.

InvisibleWashboard:

Yo, so for some reason for YEARS I have thought Pippin's wife is autistic. Don't know where that came from or why, but it's firmly stuck in my head.

meg is me:

Little bilbo gets it into his curly little head that dwarves WILL come to his house one day and he's always watching for them Gimli and Legolas come for a visit one time Bilbo goes WILD with excitement IT'S TIME that it is one dwarf and an elf and not 13 and a wizard bothers him not a trifle

Me:

Bilbo swiftly gets himself into a wrestling match with Gimli

InvisibleWashboard:

And Legolas and Gimli definitely take him on a mini adventure while they're visiting.

Writing Valkyrie:

He asks Gimli about his beard.

Me:

*Mean Girl voice* “Oh my GOSH, Bilbo, you can’t just ask people why they have beards!”

Writing Valkyrie:

He wants to know for when he has his own beard! Gimli is like, "Um, lad, I don't know if you'll have a beard." But still teaches him anyways..

Me:

Where’s that headcanon post about the Brandybucks being the only hobbits who can grow even a little bit of facial hair, and Merry is inordinately proud that he has three chin hairs he’s gotta shave every day??

InvisibleWashboard:

Estella absolutely makes fun of him relentlessly for this.

Writing Valkyrie:

He treats 'em with the same importance and respect as the three hairs Galadriel gave Gimli.

meg is me:

Little bilbo asks to see the map of The Mountain and the key and everything and Gimli is like.... here's a Gondor map? And bilbo is like YES but you gotta put a dragon on it and Gimli is like I borrowed this from aragorn I can't deface it and Legolas is like I personally will draw you a dragon little hobbit child

Legolas can't draw

InvisibleWashboard:

Legolas not being able to draw is giving me fits.

meg is me:

I imagine little Bilbo being adamant that he is BILBO And he wants Bilbo's adventure When he leaves the house he forgets his handkerchief on purpose just so he can say he forgot it 😂 He loves Gimli because Dwarves are essential to The Bilbo Story He hears Legolas is from Mirkwood and he is OVER THE MOON

Me:

This is 100% in keeping with Tolkien’s own epilogue (in which all the Gamgee kids are nearly carbon copies of their namesakes) (Except for Frodo Gamgee, who is a carbon copy of Sam)

Windmill to the Stars:

Frodo simply cannot be copied

meg is me:

Elanor is more like Frodo than her brother is

Me:

this is why she’s Frodo’s favorite in the Magnolia AU

meg is me:

Help i am becoming obsessed with autistic!Bilbo Gamgee

InvisibleWashboard:

No help, just encouragement in your obsession.

Windmill to the Stars:

Now we all have our favorite bbys XD

meg is me:

He can RECITE "there and back again" Or at least large portions of it

Bilbo jr wants to be a spider killer but Elanor hates killing things and he refuses to make his sister sad

"Dad" "Yes, lad?" "Dad i dont think I want to kill a spider" "You don't have to, son" "You did." does sam admit the spider might still be alive

Me:

no. that just makes it worse

Windmill to the Stars:

Bilbo gets to kill spiders once Elanor marries and leaves Bag End

chaosandwhatnot:

The days before her wedding, he would constantly look at the spiders with narrowed evil eyes and tell them that it is only a matter of time

meg is me:

Becomes a Ghostbuster

Spiderbuster

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[disneyanddisneyships]

@gyubby99 okay I've been wanting to write this. If the characterization is off don't judge me.

Okay this is a helluva boss hazbin hotel AU with my OC aponi.

"M n' M! We got a job!" Blitz yelled from his office before standing up and walking out into the lobby.

"Who are we killing?" Moxcie asked from his place next to his wife.

"Some asshole who's girlfriend hasn't gotten over some shit. I dont know I didn't really pay attention," Blitz replied.

"Great! Let's go then!" Millie exclaimed as the portal opened up into a small apartment.

As the group walked through the place, they saw a guy sitting on the floor by the closet, his head in his hands.

Blitz was quick to shoot the guy before the group walked around to snoop through some things.

"Oh Jesus christ!" Moxxie exclaimed as he looked at the closet.

"What you've never seen a dead body before?" Blitz asked with a smile on his face.

"Sir, by any chance did our client say when she died?" Moxxie asked.

Blitz walked over to the closet to see the dead human body of their client hanging there.

"Well I guess we got the right guy," Blitz stated before walking over to millie.

"Look at all these pictures.... maybe we should take some back to her...." Millie suggested.

"Only if she pays more. I'll text her," Blitz replied as he pulled out his phone.

Millie started trifling through everything to find stuff their client might want.

"She said she just got a new job and would be able to pay us more than expected so she'd live if we got her things! Pack it up were making some extra money!" Blitz exclaimed as he got a cardboard box and started putting things in it.

Millie was the one who spotted a small ring on the girl's finger in the closet. She grabbed it and the group was off back through the portal.

Hours later, their client came through the door.

"Hey. Sorry for the wait. I had to be really good at the job today to keep it. It's easier to get a job here then on earth," Aponi stated as she walked through the door.

"Yea yeah. Here are your items. And the guy is dead. Pay up," Blitz replied.

Aponi nodded before taking out lots of money and handing it to the imp.

"Thanks again. I'm trying to heal from the whole process so it's really nice that you guys offered to do that," Aponi stated as she picked up the box of things.

Blitz walked back into his office and millie pulled aponi aside.

"Here, I found this on your finger on earth," she whispered as she gave the sinner demon the ring she found. "No charge. I just have a question," millie stated.

"What is it?" Aponi asked as she put the ring in her pocket.

"What did he do to you?" Millie asked.

"Uh..... he.... let's just say he didn't listen to me say no," Aponi answered.

Millie nodded before showing the sinner demon out of the room.

When aponi got to angel dust's apartment she sat on the couch and began going through some of the things in the box.

She teared up as she went through the pictures. Everything else she'd be able to sell for some more money.

[scoonsalicious]

THIS IS FOR BUCKY you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the mfucking schedule wit yo triflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I’m comin up there and im gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don’t even call the police cause imma come up there unexpected and wait on yo motherfuckin ass bitch I'm coming to beat the fuck outta you bitch cause you did that on purpose with ur urgery racist white ass bean head bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I know what kinda car you drive. I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat yo ass bitch cause imma show you not to play with jasmine collins money bitch that's the first thing you did and bitch you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was goin on you white motherfuckas hate to see black people doing good or doing anything for themselves ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat yo motherfucking ass bean head white smelling wet dog smellin ass bitch watch I come and fuck you up cause you got me fucked up gon sit up there and try to do that urgery ass shit bitch you urgery the first day I came up there talking about the bitch that had on pajamas but you had 10 dollar ass Jean's on dirty dusty white bitch sitting behind that counter smelling like cheese stinky fat white ass bitch and you gon try and not answer this phone

I'm going to fuck you up and you betta remember to run when you see me cause I'm going to fuck you up bitch wanna sit up here and play with me about my motherfucking money wanna play about my money bitch you gon sit up there and try to do that bitch little do you know I know enough people watch I'm coming to fuck you up I promise you that I promise I'm coming to fuck you up you fat stinky white bitch bean head yellow yuck mouth nasty mouth ass bitch you stink you smell like fucking cheese and you got that trifling ass attitude imma beat that -attitude up out you bitch you treat everybody like that all these black people that you do like that you in the wrong position you trifling ass racist ass bitch that's why dont nobody fuck with you cause you trifling and racist bitch gon sit up there and did all that shit and I told you what the fuck goin on gon tell me I worked at the motherfucking job when I'm telling you I didnt now bitch why the fuck would I lie about some shit like that watch I'm finna come up there and beat yo motherfucking ass you betta not get out that car bitch.

Anyways I hope you rot in hell and Pocket finds someone better than you😊

I... think you have the wrong Bucky? I don't even have a car. I drive a motorcycle? And how can I be racist? My best friend is Black.

;)

[nqds]

"i only wish i were. i wish i felt nothing for her. i wish i could rip this useless organ out of my chest for all the trouble it caused me. i was so deluded- so disgustingly besotted- i even named her as a possible bride to me grandfather. i had the gall to propose as my queen the young woman prophesied to be his downfall, and he nearly chopped off my head in response. i asked her to give me hope, hazan. i asked her to wait for me. it was she who didnt want me, who didnt want to be with me. i never trifled with her. if shed given me even a little encouragement i wouldve laid down my life for her- happily, i wouldve made her my queen, i-"

- kamran.

i swear to god tahereh if alizeh and kamran arent endgame i will commit legit ass arson because YOU WROTE HIM TO BE THIS DESPERATE DONT SHATTER HIS HEART-

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