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A day has passed since Merry saw the Menace. They had spent the morning collecting various crustaceans and sea cucumbers, hoping the meatier snack would soothe any hard feelings. This means the harvest bag is much heavier and Merry grunts as they pull it along. Hopefully the deal isn't off...
When Merry spots a familiar mop of grey hair and wide shoulders leaning against the kelp bed slope, they immediately perk up; thank Moon!
"H- hey, I've brought a mixed bag this time," the call out hoping for him to turn around and take the bag, but they only get a grunt in response. Confirming Merry's fears that he was still angry.
Merry gulps and swims around his head to face him.
He has the same expression as a petulant child, complete with the crossed arms. They may as well come clean then.
"Ocean Menace" they mumble softly.
"Hah?" the giant eloquently question as he looks at them in annoyed confusion.
"That's what we call you. The Ocean Menace. I'm sorry for lying earlier," they attempt to keep their voice steady as they struggle to keep the heavy bag floating.
The Menace's eyes widen in realization and he chuckles after a moment.
"That's it? I thought it'd be worse since you decided to cover it up!"
He uncrosses his arms and takes the harvest bag, relieving Merry of their burden.
They both miss the figure that had shadowed Merry there, and was now hastily crawling along the kelp beds, hurrying home.
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The PB characters as things I’ve done in school
Samon: Yeah? Well suck my dick!
Jiemba: You have a dick?
Samon:
Samon: Yeah, I grew it last night.
Jiemba: Wow! That’s so cool, man!
Samon: I know, right?
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Damien: If you two start fighting, I’ll start asking for a waffle.
Damien: Yes, that is a vine reference.
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Samon, on the field trip, stood on the bed: I should probably get down, now.
Jiemba: Don’t jump.
Samon: I wasn’t going to jump!
Samon: *extends leg off the edge and leans forward*
Samon: *falls and hits his head*
Samon: SHIT
Jiemba: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY?
Samon, standing up: Yeah, I’m fine.
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Samon: *shows a spinning kick*
Yichen: Yo! Let me try!
Yichen: *kicks Samon in the chest and falls over*
Samon, falling over: ARGH!
Yichen: OW!
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Samon, on a video lesson, taking a bowl of food from Jiemba: Oh, thank you.
Samon, turning around: *barely puts the bowl on the desk before he falls off his chair*
Samon: *laughing on the floor with his mike on*
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Samon: I have three staffs at home.
Samon: And I have nearly broken my lights with all of them.
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Kai: Why do you eat so slowly?
Samon: My mouth is fucking tiny. I can barely fit any food in it.
Hikaru: We would never guess that from how loud you are.
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Hikaru: Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side!
Samon: I have the power of shooting things.
Hikaru: I thought you only used staffs and knives.
Samon: Bitch, no.
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Hikaru: I think I left the cookies in too long.
Kai: They’re called biscuits, you fuck!
Jiemba: I PICKED THE TRAY UP WITHOUT OVEN GLOVES WHAT DO I DO?
Jiali: YOU’VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR THREE YEARS, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?
Yichen: I LOST MY TRAY!
Jamie: HOW THE FUCK-
Damien: You want some spare chocolate drops?
Samon: Sure.
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Damien: Dun, du-dun. Du du dududu-dun. Bam, ba-bam. Ba bam bababa-bam, duuuu, dudu-duuuuu,
Samon: Young man!
Jamie: SHUT UP!
Damien: IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE
Samon, at the top of his lungs: Y M C A!
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Samon: You know what I need?
Kai: What?
Samon: An extendable staff.
Kai: Don’t you have enough?
Samon: But I can't put any of them in my pocket.
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Damien: I love you.
Samon: In what way?
Damien: In the way that you’re my best friend and I also think you look fucking beautiful and hot.
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Damien, running up to Samon: I’m on a vine recreation-quoting run today, but I need your help.
Damien: A potato flew around my room before you came.
Samon: *screams with all his might*
Damien:
Damien: Jesus Christ.
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Damien, looking at the staircase railing: *takes a deep breath*
Samon: You try to recreate that vine and I am not catching you at the bottom.
Damien, jumping on the railing: You’re all going to hell, good bye!
Damien: *falls of the railing*
Samon: I said I wouldn’t.
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Damien, in the tube: *looks at Kai, Kenjiro, and Hikaru, all sat down*
Damien: Owimbawe?
Kai, Kenjiro, Hikaru, Damien: *look at Samon, look at the ceiling*
Samon:
Samon: I am not climbing up there.
Kai, Kenjiro, Hikaru, Damien: Awww....
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The Beginning of the End
Elinor, teaching her baby how to walk: that's it Edmund, you can do it!
Edmund: *walks forward a little. Ends up falling on his face and proceeds to cry.* 😭
Elinor: oh honey no! It's okay, you're okay! Here, let mother make it all better! *Picks up Edmund and begins to cradle him*
Silver: is our cub alright darlin??
Elinor: oh he's okay, he just sorta fell on his face..
Edmund: *cries louder*
Silver: give him here, I want to cradle him
Elinor: *hands Edmund to Silver* careful now
Silver, cradles his son: there, there now tiny. It'll be alright... Sh, shhh...
Edmund: *quiets down as he looks at his father* 🥺?
Silver: that wasn't so bad now was it?
Edmund: eh! (◕દ◕)
Silver: heh, you're starting to get heavy. Your mother and I won't be able to care you all the time now Eddie
Edmund: noooo (╥﹏╥)
Elinor: yessss, besides your other siblings are starting to walk as well. You don't want to be the only one now do you?
Edmund: yee (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
Elinor: oh. We're still going to teach you regardless.
Edmund: (;´∩`;)
Cetus, walks in: aw, if it isn't the three bears :)
Silver, sarcastically: ha, I certainly haven't heard that one before..
Cetus: heh, I mean you guys kinda are. Besides the two little ones then that'd make you guys the five bears. Not as catchy though.
Elinor: Cetus, have you seen Esmeralda? I saw her crawling around the deck but I haven't seen her since.
Cetus: she's with Andrew and the others. She was trying to steal the silverware again and now she's in baby jail.
Elinor and Silver: baby jail..?
//Esmeralda was in a wooden cage with a paper taped into the front. The words written on read "Baby Jail".//
Esmeralda: \(≧ロ≦\) vet me out!!
Andrew: Are you gonna steal the silverware again?
Esmeralda: yeesh! >:((
Andrew: then I guess I can't let you out.
Esmeralda: *Screams like a banshee*
Lyka: ah, she in baby jail again?
Andrew, biting into a purp: yup.
Lyka: she's really gotta stop stealing stuff from the kitchen.. and my room.
Andrew: Well, we've been trying to teach her to stop but she still does it. I don't know how I'll be able to get her to stop.
Lyka: guess this tiny little gremlin needs to be taught a lesson..
Esmeralda: hiiiiiissss (◉`Д'◉)
Lyka: but I won't be the one doing it. I have other things to do.. like admiring my shiny objects while the gremlin is locked up. *Leaves*
Jim, walks over: Esme in baby jail again?
Andrew: mhm
Jim: hopefully she'll learn this time.
Sophie: No. No she won't.
Esmeralda: screw you! I sleep now. *Passes out*
Andrew, sighs: let's get you to your parents.. *picks up Esmeralda* I hope she's actually asleep and not tricking me. *Andrew walks away from them and into the private quarters*
Sophie: huh.. so, this is it.
Jim: whats it..?
Sophie: everything. *Leans against the railing*
Jim: um.. hon, I'm not- I'm not understanding what your saying.
Sophie: no it's just. I never expected things to become this way.
Jim: What way? Us being with amazing people and making a found family with them? Silver and Elinor having cubs? Everything in our lives becoming great?? Yeah, I never would've expected it either.
Sophie: heh, yeah. It's really wonderful isn't it?
Jim: it is.. but not as wonderful as you.
Sophie, blushes: oh Jim 💕
//just as they were about to kiss, Tori pokes her head in between the two.//
Tori: HEY what are you guys talkin about??? :DD
Jim: AH! Oh.. Tori, it's just you. You scared me there.
Sophie: Christ you almost gave me a heart attack, don't do that again..
Tori: sorry, just tryin' see what you guys were doin!
Jim: we were just talking about some things on our minds..
Tori: oooo, what kinds of things (✧ω✧)
Sophie: how we never expected this lovely outcome.. I feel like I'm finally happy and relieved. Ever since, you know, my dad passed away... But I can't shake this feeling like something is going to go wrong.
Jim, puts his hand on her shoulder: hey, everythings going to be okay.
Sophie: but what if it doesn't?? What if someone or something is waiting to ruin our happy moments? To destroy our found family..
Jim: that will never happen! And I'll make sure it won't, you know why?
Sophie: why..?
Jim: because as long as we have each other, we'll pull through. Like we always do..
Tori: Jim's right! It's not like there's some sort of powerful villain out there with an equally powerful lackey that'll plan to destroy us all!
Sophie:
Jim:
Tori:
Sophie: that's very specific Tori.
Tori: ha, I know! Been feeling weird lately :D
Jim: it's problem not something to worry about.. Come on, let's go get some stew to get this off our minds.
Sophie: bonzabeast stew?
Jim: bonzabeast stew :)
Sophie: :D
Tori: :D
//As the threw went to the kitchen to get themselves some stew.
On a distant planet on the far end of the etherium, was a building. On the walls described various awful things that happened to people. All under the power of one individual... In the center of the building was a well with a lid. Behind it were mechanical chains connecting to the well and it's lid. Next to the well was a lever but with a warning sign. "An unleashment of hell awaits to those set free the beast". A hooded figure walked towards the well. They read the sign but paid no attention to what the warning implemented. The hooded figure pulled down the lever. The chains clanked together as they appeared to be pulling something up. The lid slowly opened up.
From a platform rose a dark haired woman, wrapped with hundreds of chains. She was on her knees and her head hung low. The hooded figure released her from her imprisonment of chains. When they finished untying her, the woman lunged at the hooded figure. She pinned them against the floor with her hands wrapped around their neck.//
??: Who. Are. You..?
??: I. CAN'T... BREATH!
??: Can't breathe? What type of name is that??
??: NO! I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE! YU-YOU'RE chOKING ME!
??: Wait.. *let's go of their neck* you sound familiar..
??, Takes in a deep breath and sighs; eh.. you know even after five hundred years, you're still as strong as ever Queen Hatred.
Hatred: what..
??: Don't recognize me with a hood now don't cha? Heh, that's okay... I've been meaning to loose it. *Proceeds to take off the hooded cape*
Hatred, not surprised: Veronica. My loyal servant. How nice of you to drop by.
Veronica: yup its me! Your most loyal servant! Since you know, most of your other servants wanted you dead- but uh, besides that. I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE ALIVE! I mean I had a feeling you were alive and I was totally right. I guess wasting all those hundreds of years to rebuild my life was for nothing- *proceeds to get punched in the face*
Hatred: it's been five hundred years and you didn't even bother to look for me in the first place???
Veronica: hey, hey! I didn't know where to look for you! It was HARD! There wasn't a ton of clues at first but hey I managed to find you!
Hatred: ugh.. five hundred years.. five hundred blood years I've been stuck in that well.. my dress has been starting to grey from staying in that dirty water. Do you any form of good news to give me at least..?
Veronica: well, there's good news and very, very, very bad news..
Hatred: what's the good news?
Veronica: your theological influence has and still affects thousands of people!
Hatred: I knew that already.
Veronica: oh.. then I suppose you don't want to hear the bad news.
Hatred: Veronica. What's the bad news..?
Veronica: erm.. your kingdom is now under the control of the Terran empire and they confiscated your staff.
Hatred: WHAT!??!
Veronica, nervously: and your armies were all put to death.. after people realized there was no way changing them back.. I'm sorry..
Hatred, breathes heavily: I am beyond angry at this point but I will save my rage for whoever is in charge of the empire so that I'll be satisfied when I.. TEAR OUT THEIR SPINE!
Veronica: do mind my interruption but uh, how will you accomplish such goal? You don't have an army, all your supporters are long dead, your staff is being held captive somewhere, and your poor Carrion is-
Hatred: dead. I know. I saw him with my very eyes die before me. He tried to protect me.. now that was the truest form of loyalty that I had ever seen.
Veronica: besides me right..??
Hatred:
Veronica:
Hatred: sure. Now then, we must retrieve my staff and then I'll plot my revenge from there. Do you know where it is?
Veronica: It's in the Terran Castle but I must warn you, it's very guarded. They really don't want it to be left out of sight. Anyone under suspicion of stealing it could be put in jail or even worse.. executed.
Hatred: hm, it's a good thing I have you as a body shield in case anything goes wrong. Now then, let's go to Terran to get back what's rightful mine.
Veronica: so we're just gonna barge in there or is there a plan?
Hatred: I'll come up with one when we get there. And once I get back my staff, I'll destroy Terra for trying to getting rid of it's Savior... The eitherium will finally know peace now that I've returned.
(Cetus and Andrew belong to @aalbliii
Sophie belongs to @sleeplessdreamer14
Elinor, Esmeralda, Edmund, Hatred, and Veronica belong to me
Tori belongs to @authorchanlove
Lyka belongs to @princssealexis165)
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