#Derek Hale is My Man

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Stiles does the “call your boyfriend, your husband” thing from TikTok and Derek refuses to be called anything but his husband after that. He buys a ring the very next day

Introduces himself as stiles husband to everyone. Stiles is gleeful as hell because everyone knows that Derek is his now. They’re so fucking annoyingly in love with each other, everyone hates them.

Peter has had the wedding planned since stiles helped Derek kill him. Cora demands to be the maid of honour/best man, so does Lydia, and Erica, and Scott.

Cue the battle if beacon hills, this causes at least three fires, four extremely traumatizing acts of nudity and countless near deaths that no one speaks about. The pack is not allowed back in 2 different grocery store, a Macy’s, and a spirit Halloween.

#sterek #stiles x derek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #derek hale is obsessed with him #they are both deeply in love with each other #stiles be like my man my man my man

[youreastargirl]

Hey Jeff Davis one note among many, but did you know that for a wound made with wolfsbane, you actually need to burn it with the ash of that specific strand of wolfsbane to heal it?

This particular piece of knowledge comes from the tv show you created called Teen Wolf which you may or may not be familiar with.

Ten thousand fanfic writers have gotten this particular piece of lore correct for a decade since you invented it. There are fics where Stiles’ love language is gathering different kinds of wolfsbane to always be able to save Derek Hale.

Truly, get yourself sorted sir (disrespectful).

#teen wolf movie #it would have been so easy too #literally Allison is the one who healed Scott she would have had it with her #Chris was there when they healed Derek he could have been I have some in my kit I know what she would have used since I trained her #all Jeff Davis remembers from teen wolf is Scott and Allison love story #this man has some problems that I can probably truly diagnosis #derek hale #teen wolf #teen wolf spoilers #sterek #stiles stilinski #spoilers #jeff davis

[feelsforsterek]

#tyler hoechlin #henry cavill #this is my roman empire #derek hale #superman #clark kent #hoechlinedit #cavilledits #hcavilledit #man of steel #kal el #superman and lois #superman & lois #teen wolf #enola holmes #sherlock holmes #roman empire

[milkcryptid]

they are boyfriends your honor

#sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #this is a meme redraw btw #me?? memeing sterek as my first fanart of them??? absolutely yes #16y/o me would be proud #HEY GIRLLL WE CAN DRAW HANDS NOW!!! ​hiding them in pockets? never heard of that #and for my next act ill be going insane trying to learn how to draw older man(tm) #my art #milkcryptid #also if you know me from twitter you know i HAVEEEE to draw hands with nail polish like that’s the rule in this house #i just think its pretty and pretty boys with pretty hands with pretty nail polish is just (rabid noises)

[patolemus]

Just Stiles casually being obsessed with Derek's hands and one night when they're in bed Stiles sleepily runs his finger tips over the back of Derek's hand and fingers. An equally sleepy Derek asked why he was doing that and Stiles doesn't reply with nothing but a mumbled 'beautiful' and casually falls asleep while leaving Derek a blushing confused mess, end tweet :>

YESSSSSS YES YES YES YES TO ALL OF THAT

Sorry if I'm overstepping dear anon but this came out of nowhere so here you have a small snippet??

Stiles has a certain appreciation for Derek's hands. They're big, veiny and bigger than Stiles'. Where he has slender figures, Derek's are bigger, no callouses on the pads because he's a werewolf and werewolves don't get callouses despite all the hard work Derek does with his hands. His nails are trimmed short, and Stiles knows Derek trims and buffs them every day because they grow back a little every time Derek uses his claws and Derek doesn't like it.

Stiles likes Derek's hands. He likes Derek's fingers, too. He likes them when they're spread across his back, or holding his waist, or grabbing his own hand, or slipping in an out of him when they're having sex. Derek's hands are beautiful, a work of art, really, just like the rest of him. And Stiles loves to hold Derek's hands, loves it when they're walking around town with their fingers laced together, or when they're sitting on the couch and Derek lets Stiles play with his hands. He loves it when they're in bed together and Derek sneaks an arm around him to hold him close and Stiles gets to trace paths on his free hand as he doses off.

"What are you doing?" Derek asks in that infinitely fond voice of his that is reserved only for Stiles. It's clear out, sunlight filtering through the curtains, but they're both on the verge of falling asleep. Stiles is tracing the bones in Derek's hands with his fingertip, touch featherlight as he makes his way across the index finger to the wrist.

"Hmm," Stiles merely hums, not really having a reason for doing this other than he likes it. His mind is numb with sleep, and he doesn't want to stop what he's doing. "Beautiful," he mumbles at last, a suitable explanation. He falls back asleep almost immediately after, hand on top of Derek's as Stiles snuggles deeper into the werewolf's embrace.

#sterek is casually and not-so-casually obsessed with each other #I do have to add that derek is absolutely besotted with stiles' hands #like my man is enchanted #anon #ask #patolemus answers #thanks again for this ask dear anon! #sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #eternal sterek #eternalsterek #teen wolf #snippet

[fool-for-luv]

no i have not watched the teen wolf movie. yes i am thinking about teen wolf again because of it. yes this was tragically one of my formative fandoms.

15 year old me is screaming inside

#teen wolf #teen wolf movie #scott mccall #stiles stilinski #derek hale #sterek #everything i have seen or thought about teen wolf in the last two days has been against my will #they queerbaited sterek without stiles even being in the movie???? #i can't believe they sent derek to superhell for crimes of being too Ambiguously Gay #has my man not been through enough?? #anyway fuck them for what they did to arden cho #jeff davis i am in your walls

[inlovewhithafairytale]

Y/N x Theo Raeken

#I love this man so freaking much #teen wolf #we love theo #theo raeken x reader #theo raeken imagines #theo raeken #my theo!!!! #theo raeken smut #theo reaken #theo raeken fluff #theo raekan imagine #theo raekan x reader #thiam fanfic #thiam #theo raeken edit #teen wolf x y/n #teen wolf smutt #teen wolf packs #teen wolf x reader #teen wolf edit #happy stiles #derek hale x stiles stilinski #derek x stiles #stony #stiles x lydia #stiles stilinski #sterek #thiam is endgame

[mylifestiles]

I think what I hate most about the Teen Wolf movie is that there were at least three instances where Scoot was parenting Eli and basically stealing formative moments from Derek in an attempt to endear the audience to an Eli and Scoot relationship and prime us to accept Scoot adopting Eli….

Crime #1: growling in Eli’s face to get him to transform??? What dude? How does that even work when Eli faints at the sight of a transformation? And if it’s that easy then Eli should have transformed anytime Derek flashed his eyes. It’s so messed up because Derek would have LOVED to be there for his first transformation, even just partial, but it was ripped from him bc Scoot wanted to be Mr. Alpha badass.

And no, I don’t think Derek guiding Eli through his first beta shift makes it better because Derek should have had the opportunity to guide him from his very first shift and help him maintain that shift so he could do it at will.

And don’t try to tell me it was necessary because super strong and fast alpha wolves should be able to carry fifteen year old scrawny boys.

And super strong and fast alpha werewolves should be able to outrun their half dead ex girlfriend without breaking a sweat.

And don’t get me started on Derek being injured. Actually I will get started!

when you consider Derek was originally hurt bc Scoot didn’t just go after Allison with his fast werewolf speed or sniff her out with his super werewolf nose tells you all you need to know about Scoot and his connection to his werewolf. he won’t be a great wolf teacher BECAUSE HE DOESNT KNOW SHIT. And I am blaming him (for the reasons above) for Derek being injured in the first place, so Scott set the whole stealing Eli’s first transformation from Derek thing into motion.

Crime #2: Derek is basically begging Eli to practice with him, but Scoot is the one who gets to play with Eli?? No way. That’s stupid. I reject it

Crime #3: DEREK DIDNT GET TO WATCH ELI PLAY OR MAKE THE WINNING SHOT??? After he convinced coach to give him some time on the field?? Blasphemous.

ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING he was only prevented from doing so bc of some stupid shit that didn’t even really involve him?? Like none of that shit was his business???

It’s like Jeff is trying to make Derek seem like a bad parent who doesn’t know how to help his own son and Scoot is a natural born parenting genius. He posits all these moments of good parenting but gifts them to Scoot instead of Derek. Derek is trying and trying and instead of having even one scene where Derek and Eli aren’t being standoffish and frustrated, Jeffery attempts to give us some easy as pie, natural, buddy-buddy relationship with Scoot and Eli.

we were given crumbs for Derek and Eli’s relationship and it’s sick, really.

And I will never forgive Scoot for being tongue deep with Allison THE MOMENT Derek is BURNED TO DEATH (a crime punishable by life in prison)and RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS GRIEVING SON (have some class! You’re thirty or whatever!)

There are so many more crimes in this movie but I’m trying not to remember the movie at all, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#teen wolf the movie #teen wolf spoilers #girl when I say #fuck jeff davis #I mean he can choke #and why did Allison feel entitled to adopt the son of the man she stabbed and shot through the neck some 24 hours before he died #did Derek even get a chance to say he loves his son before he was the sacrificial lamb? #because I don’t think he did #anti scott mccall #listen I don’t go out of my way to hate that guy #but it’s so very easy to hate that bland man #also!! why did every jog softly instead of genuinely run and then get surprised when they’re caught? #dearest you were even moving of course you got caught #leelee gets real #and don’t get me started on the pacing #it was fucking terrible and I couldn’t tell if we were in the same day or not #Derek Hale #eli stilinski hale

[alphaboyd]

pray for peace with a knife in my hand, speak my piece like a gun to my head.

#derek hale #twedit #teen wolf #teenwolfedit #mine #my worstie <3 #do Not baby this grown ass man in the reblogs or im biting u bitches

[casually-eat-my-soul]

This — this gif is literally sterek. You can’t convince me otherwise. This is how Derek grabs and touches stiles. So no one, for even a second think that stiles isn’t his.

Someone is talking to stiles this is how Derek pulls/drags him to rest on his body. He doesn’t move the hand but just stares the other person down.

Stiles loves it, he absolutely loves being manhandled by Derek.

#sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #derek hale is obsessed with him #sterek fandom #derek x stiles #freak4freak #stiles x derek #I’m in my Derek has actual wolf traits #this man cannot stand not to touch stiles #they are both deeply in love with each other #Derek will go through the five stages of grief if he isn’t touching stiles #they are both ridiculous touch starved

[iwasbusythinkingaboutbois]

@ rat davis fuk u

#my boy my baby boy #my sweetheart #i just wanted mediocre story line for him #but ofc rat davis hates him #that man was only happy with stiles and now eli #and you take it all away for Scott mcfuck #fuck off and die #teen wolf #teen wolf the movie #derek hale #sterek #stiles stilinski

[buckybarnesss]

It's so much more fun if you imagine Derek DID also do a big overly sexy Deal With the Devil pitch to Boyd and Isaac off screen before chomping on their flanks.

they were cowards and also isaac "bisexual disaster" lahey would've simply died in the face of derek hale trying to seduce him in any sort of fashion.

#my blog #thoughts on teen wolf #teen wolf #derek hale #also they would've had to do more gymnastics to get away from sterek if derek showed any attraction to a man

[bidisasterevankinard]

Ok, why no one told me that Jeff decided not to stop with one movie, but made at least one more? after such a mixed comments?

#i still only gonna watch the movie but already have questions to this man and now he makes another movie to kill already lying project? #teen wolf started really good #and even in 5-6s had pretty good moments and ideas but it really should have stayed with 6s(better after 4s) #as in the movie all “we are pack” thing was destroyed #and rules of this magic world completely messed up one more time #anyway going to watch on happy derek with eli and delete this movie from my memory next #teen wolf #teen wolf movie #teen wolf the movie #derek hale #stiles stilinski #sheriff stilinski #eli hale #scott mccall #allison argent #teen wolf: the movie #anti jeff davis

[normcore-tertiary-character]

Fucking love an alternating POV Sterek fic where you get like

Stiles: oh my god he so angry and growly he hates me and wants to kill me everything I do pisses him off he is going to rip my throat out oh my god I am going to be murdered by Derek Hale why is he even pretending to be nice to me whats the plot this is how I diiiiiiiiie

Derek: AAAAHHHHH WHY DID I DO THAT AAAHHH NOW THEY KNOW IM DUMB AAAAHHHH I AM THE WORST MAN ALIVE WHY AM I ALIVE AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

#teen wolf #sterek #failwolf!anxiety!Derek has my heart #and no matter how many times I read it I'll always cackle at Stiles seeing Derek as having this sinister plot #and then Derek being actually a wet shaking chihuahua of a man who cannot control the terrifying things his face does #oh my god is Derek Hale actually Komi Can't Communicate

[twpsyn-who]

Haven't watched the new movie, mostly because I have yet to finish Teen Wolf, but I saw one (1) edit of it on TikTok and you know what?

The reason why Stiles wasn't in the movie is because hell would have broke loose if he and Eli were near each other. You literally can't have them both in the same movie, is like having two Stiles and the world is not ready for two Stiles. It can barely function with one. How the fuck even happen anyway?? Isn't Eli Derek's son or something? Man, you're raising the very thing you threatened with dead and pain a few years ago. I bet this motherfucker sometimes looks at Eli and does have a flashback of Stiles and lowkey regrets his life choices. Unbelievable. Is so fucking funny LOL

#teen wolf movie #teen wolf eli #eli hale #teen wolf derek hale #derek hale #teen wolf stiles #stiles stilinski #I think the fandom is having a field trip with headcanoning Eli as Stiles son too huh #I like to think even if he wasn't he totally got babysit by Stiles most of the time #tho that personality? 100% Stilinski idk man. I rather believe he's Stiles's kid and Derek adopted it than canon. The Hale gene is #non-existent #anyway joking aside I love Eli with all my heart #teen wolf #teen wolf the movie

[that-girl013]

I guess this is goodbye

#teen wolf #stiles stilinski #liam dunbar #lydia martin #scott mccall #theo raeken #stydia #dylan o'brien #teen wolf stiles #derek hale #I’m so sad #I have been crying my eyes out for a while #I was so in love with this man and now he’s gone #he didn’t even get to be a dad for that long #poor eli hale #eli hale #Spotify #movie: teen wolf the movie 🎬