#FOR GOD'S SAKE I CAN'T TAKE THIS FUCKING-

[wonryllis]

the hot dad next door (m) | park sunghoon.

﹙ 🎬 ﹚ ぃ ────𝗶𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂?

preview. the ever quintessential first time dad moves in next door with his five year old and finds it impossible not to fall for you, the pretty girl who gives his daughter cookies and him; the doll eyes. obsessed with your entire being, unable to keep his hands off you, park sunghoon questions if he's just crazy or he's crazy over you.

or where, he notices the way you look at his hands a little too long for it to be innocent.

meet the cast. single dad!park sunghoon with his pretty neighbour fem!reader.

genre. DILFF AUU !!, SMUT MDNI, fluff, neighbours to lovers, sunghoon is quite literally yes insanely crazed over you and for the sake of god can't keep his dick soft, domestic a little bit i guess, i want to make her my wife trope EEEKKK, slight age gap (hoon in late twenties and reader in early twenties) more to be added.

word count. est around 10k (current wc, 2k)

warnings. inaccuracies about parenting cause i aint a parent, i got no idea. more will be mentioned in the actual post.

releasing. very soon!!

park sunghoon was hot, he was a walking greek god. was single and wore these fitted suits that had you weak in the knees. if that wasn't hot enough, park sunghoon also had the cutest baby girl you had ever come across and it just made him hotter than he could ever have been.

"hey, um .. is ji—" sunghoon stands at the threshold of your open apartment door, one hand holding his creased blazer and the other rubbing at the back of his neck. embarrassed and shy at having to show up at yours looking like a mess after work because his daughter ran off while he was busy on a call and taking out her school bag from the backseat. and because everytime his daughter ran off, it was to the pretty girl next door who gives away sweet cookies all the time.

"is jia here? yeah she's in the kitchen," you answer, smiling soft and knowingly at the worried guy who barely looked like a dad. he worked in a corporate editorial, out before eight in the morning just as you prepared ingredients for your bakery. taking his daughter along to school, her excited voice resonating through the halls talking about how they were going to play with clay in class. around seven in the evening you'd hear her again, this time alone as she would skip over to your door because dada was too slow.

on weekends it'd be impossible to ignore the ruckus they made playing around, sometimes inviting you over for lunch because sunghoon apparently made too much and jia wanted to share her dada's delicious food. on some occasional weekends when he'd be called in to work for a few hours, jia would promise him to stay home and behave only to call you through the landline the moment he'd step out the door. and you would text sunghoon to come over to yours after work, his daughter munching on the new flavored cupcakes you made, unbothered about her dad and his scoldings.

"come on in, i made some almond lime tart, you could give me some feedbacks along with jia. you know she always says it's good and i can never know if it's actually good," sunghoon can't help but chuckle at that, slipping off his shoes by the front and walking inside. his eyes following your figure with a fond look as you tend to his daughter delicately, and might he admit— even more so than him.

you're sweet, you know how to handle kids; cue that one time jia was crying her eyes out after school and he had no idea what to do to comfort her, knocking at your door frantically and having his mind blown at how quickly you figured things out and calmed her down.

you're sweet, you know how to handle kids, you treat them both so well, always ready to help him out with jia, giving them sweet treats every other day and most of all— you're fucking pretty. way too pretty for him to handle.

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#enhypen imagines #enhypen smut #enhypen sunghoon smut #enhypen sunghoon imagines #sunghoon smut

[fuckmeyer]

if a vegetarian vampire drinks human blood, do their powers become stronger? (since generally vampires are stronger when they drink human blood?)

I’m thinking of this in the context of jasper’s curse, that he claims the emotions of his “prey”/victims make feeding unpleasant, but wouldn’t eating people enhance his ability, increasing his suffering? like a fucked up little positive feedback loop

yes! Edward mentions it in Chapter 14 of Eclipse:

"Human blood makes us the strongest, though only fractionally. [...] That's why [newborn vampires] are so strong, of course. The newborns are full of human blood - their own blood, reacting to the change. It lingers in the tissues and strengthens them."

human blood increases the intensity of Jasper's gift/curse, perhaps a detectable amount but not a crippling amount. i'm sure the loss of self-control/discipline/mental acuity that veggie vamps seem to have would also adversely affect Jasper's ability to control his gift.

stupid idiot boyloser in his fucked up little feedback loop :) get fucked

#asks #jasper hale #tts #twilight meta #twilight renaissance #when i think about Jasper drinking human blood and how it causes him to lose control of his gift #i am thinking about the way in which he can manipulate others #kinda like how i bet the hulk is super strong but like can't hold an egg without beaking it #i bet jasper can make someone really balls-to-the-wall angry but is less able to do it in a subtle way. he loses a bit of finesse #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT BITCHASS SMEYER SAYING HUMAN BLOOD MAKES THEM 'FRACTIONALLY' STRONGER????? #NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #veggie vamps should be WEAK AS SHIT and human-drinking vamps should be BALLS TO THE WALL INSANE #they should be the fucked-up levels of strong we see the cullens have canonically BUT the absolute rank insanity due to #bloodlust fucking up their head #PLEASE smeyer i am BEGGING YOU to give the lore and characters and plot ACTUAL CONSEQUENCES #FUCK ME PUT A LITTLE WEIGHT ON THOSE CHOICES. PUT A LITTLE MEAT ON THAT STORY #FOR GOD'S SAKE I CAN'T TAKE THIS FUCKING-

[butterflysonnets]

yes i'm rooting for m*leven breakup because byler is neat but mostly? i'm rooting for m*leven breakup for the sake of el and mike.

to me, their romance was always a puppy love born out of a combination of social pressures, naïve curiosity, and a lack of true understanding regarding intimacy and romantic love and what it really is. it was real in that they do truly, deeply care about each other and they are close friends, maybe even shared an attraction, but a maturing romance is so much more than that. they've grown up and out of being boyfriend/girlfriend, and that's okay! i think television/film needs to show more often that most of us don't have definite "soulmates" or first childhood loves that we spend our whole lives with. it doesn't mean these relationships meant nothing and didn't impact us, it just means they've run their course and that something else is in the cards, and this is part of life!

i've always felt el was at her best and most confident self when broken up with mike, discovering who she was and what she liked alongside another girl her age instead of just relying on mike for mentorship on how to live in the real world. she deserves more of an opportunity to find herself, her autonomy, and her independence, and to love who she is, and she's made it clear she's felt insecure in the relationship with mike because she isn't being loved and understood the way she wants, needs, and deserves from someone who is her partner.

also, it's okay if mike doesn't love her in "the way he should". he is not obligated to love her romantically and stay in a relationship with her just because she's a girl, because she "needed someone", or because he cares about her a lot. he shouldn't be pressured into a romance if it's not truly coming from his heart. he deserves freedom to find out and honour who he is, too, instead of just staying in his non-functional first relationship — one he got into as a child, essentially — and defining himself that way because it's what's expected when a boy and a girl are close. he loves her in some way, yes, but it's okay if he doesn't feel comfortable or secure being her boyfriend anymore, for whatever reason that is. he's felt insecure too, and that's valid and it matters.

they are their own people and are steadily growing and changing every day. they need time to figure out who those people are, and it's become clear (at least in my opinion) that those people aren't meant to be a couple at this stage.

they deserve freedom. they deserve to grow up and be authentic to themselves and not feel like they need to lie for the sake of a relationship. they deserve to move on from this version of their relationship that isn't making them happy and rekindle the best part of their bond: their strong, beautiful friendship. they don't have to be a couple if it doesn't make them stronger and better and happier people.

i think it would be healthy and wonderful for a show, especially one consumed frequently by young adults, to show a relationship starting, progressing, and ending on good terms in this way. sometimes things don't work out, and that is okay.

#eve text #elmike #stranger things #byler #only tagging byler because i feel like yall will like this take lol #tagging tagging tagging WHAT ARE EVERYONE ELSE'S THOUGHTS #god i can't believe i'm making a post about stranger things. this feels like poking a bear #i'm not particularly anti m*leven but like... they'd have to do something pretty special at this point for me to feel like it's viable #i'm seeing the bts of s5 and it's got me Having Thoughts #elmike friendship is something i am so passionate about #even before i ever liked byler (didn't ship at all until s4 even though i knew it was a thing before) i've felt this way about elmike #i always believed they were close friends at heart and needed to break up #the romance part of them felt very distinctly young and very much “he was a boy she was a girl” to me #and it hasn't deepened into anything more mature and i don't see how it could based on the current state of the writing... #the fact that lumax exists — a young relationship that is actively maturing and is healthy — makes that clear to me #and the “love confession” in s4 and how disingenuous and miserable it felt was just the nail in the coffin #also the fact that will (who is IN LOVE with mike) was instrumental in making it happen? ... uh... okay... interesting choice… #fucked up and reductive if they make it another queer unrequited love sacrifice for the sake of pushing the heterosexual agenda YUCK #so i really hope the speculation about a m*leven breakup is real!! i think it just makes sense for their characters but who knows #i don't believe in the notion of love at first sight or one true love and i think the writers don't too??? #love to me is an accumulation of experiences and we inevitably choose it at some point rather than fall into it... but idk #tv is so fixated on keeping couples together... sometimes it's just not reality guys especially with young people... LET IT GO... #like i said though i'm not 100% sold that they're going to give up their “golden couple” LMAO #stranger things hasn't historically subverted too many tropes if i'm being honest #anyway i seriously need this season to come out quickly... i'm so bored and getting my master's is crushing my soul #i need frivolity #ALSO btw i won't respond to hateful messages about this so please don't bother. it's not that serious. this is a netflix show

[mel2530]

Reading comics is like liking to fall down your stairs sometimes. Every time there's a new horrible writer, terrible plotlines, character assassinations of every kind and you're left wondering why the hell you still read them. And then, by some MIRACLE, you finally get good runs and characterization and you finally remember why you like these stories. It's not gonna last, though :")

#dc comics #kon el #conner kent #in light of recent events let me tag him #but ESPECIALLY batman comics #GOSH #do not talk to me about the billions of retcons in Jason's story and personality #and the new 52 #AND the fact that people can't seem to agree on how fucked up they want Bruce to be #personally i don't want WANT a completely abusive asshole #but i don't want them to make him perfect either #because we KNOW he's not #he's fucked up for god's sake #but some runs just take that up to insane toxicity levels #breaking Jason's bones levels #after he apparently murdered the penguin #i will never forget that bullshit #also #the constant shitting on legacy characters #just to preserve the older ones. #the legacy characters who are WAY better people and characters most of the time #if you're gonna give me a progressively more abusive batman #OWN IT DAMNIT #make it an actual negative character development #I'm mad #bruce wayne #batman

[lamaenthel]

torn between glee at finally getting an action episode and exasperation, because besides what I'm calling the asked-and-answered trope (aka the trope where the writers want something to happen even if it causes a giant plot hole and they "resolve" the conflict by having one character ask the other why X happened and they answer it with a single sentence and never revisit it ["why did i never see you on kamino?" "I was needed elsewhere" {what the fuck}]) my second least favorite trope is "well, that's not exactly true" followed by a character admitting they kept information vital to the plot secret for flimsy ass reasons. Because ykw, even if Cross was deadset about never going back to Tantiss to help the clones still being mercilessly tortured and experimented on by Dr Demagol Space Mengele (and I thought we resolved the reg prejudice during the Mayday arc?? but what do I know I guess) there's no reason to not pass that information onto Rex and Echo??? Bro you want to retire with your baby daughtersis in Space Hawaii then do it, you don't need to hold this information close to your chest. Literally just don't tell Omega if you're worried about her involving herself. She's like 14 it's fine you can lie to teenagers

#tbb spoilers #tbb critical #im tagging it as critical even though im not trying to criticize it just express my frustrations #im... not vibing with the writing this season ngl #at least tech is still dead thank fuck #*manifesting x2 isn't tech because if i can't have thoughtful writing i need to at least have a main character death mean something* #it feels like they wrote the first two seasons for the actual demographic watching (adults) #and now the final season is taking a weird turn towards writing for a 12 year old's media literacy #except with more torture #still bitter about how impersonal rex's appeal to wolffe was tbh #he could have been talking to anyone #bring up a fucking anecdote for god's sake #ep4 was the best so far #lamaenthel.txt

[talentforlying]

what's been a shocking realization for constantine about HIMSELF? has he come to terms with this yet?

i think he is continually surprising himself with how self-centric his view of the world actually is. he always wants to help people, but it never really occurs to him that he is not the be-all end-all of providing solutions until someone whacks him over the head with it.

a lot of it comes down to the fact that he's been in survival mode for so long that to him, every problem is an urgent one, large or small: he sees someone in need, he jumps, even if he's already in the middle of helping someone else. he feels like he has to solve things quickly, because the next problem might already be coming down the pipe. but in doing so, he'll inevitably mix crayons from his non-magic and batshit-magic boxes, and it doesn't end well when those two intermingle. he'll step on a bunch of toes, call in a lot of favors, and inevitably piss someone off in his haste to get something solved, and it usually just endangers the people he was trying to help. but he doesn't consider that, because he's in get-it-done mode. magic and batshit weirdness is how he knows how to help the best, so that's what he'll rely on.

so inevitably, things go fuck-up because he was in a hurry when he didn't necessarily have to be, and it always shocks him to realize that it was him trying to help that made things worse. not everyone exists in the same world of magic and mayhem as he does, not everyone lives their lives in 24-hour blocks of not-dead-yet, and he's never really going to come to terms with the concept that most people want to prepare for their futures, not just survive the next hour. they want permanent, long-term solutions, not band-aid fixes, and his methods of helping aren't healthy, or long-lasting.

@shilohgreen

#shilohgreen #me taking thirty years to answer this :') #god i hope this makes sense i was just!! rereading the block of issues when the first of the fallen hunts him down #and it genuinely shocks him when people get furious with him for involving them in dangerous situations for other people's sake #bc his attitude is 'why wouldn't you want to help??? we can do something productive so why not????' #and the answer is always they have families!! they have lives to go back to!! whatever you involve them in won't end when you leave!! #he's always always Always running from one situation to the next so he's always trying to solve them as quickly as he can #and then the consequences inevitably show their heads and he's so bothered by the fact that he can't fix things for good #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE. #( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF.

[koko-loco-urlocalbbgirl]

Happy birthday to our favorite hacker!

"I think you liked strawberry roll cake, so I bought you some. Or was it strawberry shortcake? Anyway, hope you like it. Happy birthday Ren! :)"

Oh, Angel...

14DWY IS AN ADULT VN MINORS DNI. PUT YOUR AGE IN BIO OR YOU'LL BE BLOCKED

#14 days with you #14dwy #♡ — my art #me? posting a birthday/event fanart the same day it was supposed to be done and posted??? now this is a rare sight indeed #anyway. Initially I was going to make something cutesy and more Valentine's day themed but it ended up being a bit uhh #POV you came back home after stalking your soon to be darling forever and can't stop rereading the post'it note they left alongside a cake #I was going to make him Ren but then I came with the idea that he's home so he drops his wing but he hasn't changed clothes yet #also that's why everything's dark. The blue effect is because he's in front of his computer. Probably stalking angel #no this is not an excuse to not make a detailed background nope of course not who said that #I still haven't designed my mc yet but I hc they try to remember details like their friends favorite things to later gift them that #although sometimes they don't remember it clearly. But it's the intention that counts right? #I can't believe my first post/drawing here it's a low effort low quality doodle I did yesterday #anyway sorry this is all I came up with. Take this as an offering Renren 🤲 #HELP IDK HOW TO MAKE COLORED GRADIENT TEXTS how y'all do it? please teach me how that witchcraft works #tumblr for god's sake don't fuck my drawings quality #14dwy redacted #14dwy ren #don't look too much at the wig I know it's horrible- #artists on tumblr #nnkk's art

[windy-babe]

So today in this fantastic show called "oh look! That bitch is getting mad because a cartoon again!" we will see:

As an austistic person who see herself in both Willow and Hunter, and that was really touched by her relationship because is a good example of people helping each other through the misstreatment of the society, what the fuck is wrong with the people that goes "lol huntlow is ableist because two halves makes a witch"?????? Like seriously what the fuck??? Like I'm sorry for cussing in the tag and stuff but WHAT THE FUCK?????

That is... That is the most disgusting (and im close to say that its offensive) take that I've seen about a silly ship. And I know that i shouldn't care about it but it's making me sick. Like no hear me out, they both dont have a diagnosis or something that is called "half a witch" that's some kind of slur? in the Boiling Isles, the whole "oh two halves make a whole" it's literally a metaphore and a way of appropiating that slur.

No but honey what the fuck is wrong with you???? Seriously I can't explain, all of this because your stupid queerbait isn't canon? All because our ship isn't homophobic? Writing isn't enough I need a fucking audio.

I'm literally like Amy Tan:

#i can't say anything #im really hurt by this take #'that is like saying that two disabled people just can be with each other and-' did you slept in every fucking english class? #THAT ITS A FUCKING METAPHORE #NO BUT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE TREATING IT LIKE A FUCKING ABLEIST CRIME #BLACKLISTENING IT AND SHIT LIKE THAT #I feel really sick #like 'is homophobic becau' ok go with it i guess #but why you have to put in the table the fact that this two childs who find a safe place in each other after the abuse that they #faced all their lifes for being disabled is fucking ableist? #I know what is fucking ableist #i lived it all my life #and this stupid ship isnt #THIS STUPID SHIP IS A FUCKING BREATH OF AIR BETWEEN A LOT OF ABLEIST CONTENT FOR GODS SAKES #willow park #hunter noceda #hunter clawthorne #huntlow #Youtube

[mashmouths]

anyone want to pull an edna pontellier with me

#we realize that we're alive individual people with agency and sensations we can pursue but are trapped by societal expectations (originally #Heavily gendered but this was also like 150 years ago) but we cannot give up our newfound selves for the sake of our children like we're #supposed to so we strip naked on a beah like a newborn animal bare before god for the first time and swim out and drown #spoilers for 'the awakening' i guess sorry #to put this is modern terms does anyone want to pull a brian david gilbert 'and now i am going to throw myself into the sea' with me but we #don't come jogging soggily up the beach towards the camera at the end we just actually drown #sorry to once again be sad on main i just. i cannot keep having the same breakdown every 3 months! every quarter i have to re-realize 'oh i #probably don't actually want to die i just cannot in any circumstances keep living like this' and then i keep living like this #i am so tired. i am so fucking tired of effort not meaning anything bc i try and try and try and i still can't turn anything in #finals posting #anyway edna and adèle should've kissed who's with me. adèle comes over and watches edna's kids while she's out gallivanting and recognizing #her personhood like a good little wife but she also is the first person to welcome edna im and like connect personally with her? edna is a #lesbian but she died before she realized that was an option. hot take. #whatever i hope everyone has a fun and safe st. paddy's #a post

[asteralien]

"free verse and not having to rhyme or keep a meter in poetry makes writing poetry more accessible for anyone to write it" we are surrounded by rhymes and meters the stupidest pop song on the top 40 is riddled with rhymes and meters anyone can do that shit anyone can fucking rhyme

you can rhyme

i can rhyme

rhyming is

a real good time

there rhyming poem done and dusted a single word over one syllable and it took me 7 seconds. it's a stupid poem but guess what it's still a poem. anyone can write fucking rhymed and metered poetry and it's insulting 2 me that people are still up free verse's ass when rhyming is so much fun and artificial restrictions that you choose for yourself can sometimes make creativity bloom so much more effectively than if you're only ever doing notes app poetry and calling it good. try doing a rhyme sometime or searching out different poetry forms. for gods sakes. can we be done with instapoetry yet are we over it can we move on can we have a new thing

#i fucking love free verse. btw #there is nothing wrong with free verse it can be everything #but the fact that it can be everything means that it can very easily be nothing #and people think line breaks make a free verse poem and like. sure. but we can all see the lack of creative effort #and i just dont see how poetry that lacks creative effort is worth part of my one wild and precious life #like if you the poet cannot be assed to care. why should i. what are we communicating except lack of respect #for each other and for the artform #mythtakes #sorry i am going to take my meds now and go to sleep #and hopefully get a hard reset for the weekend #and for gods sakes again i am not trying to be some weird trad about poetry there has been mediocre poetry of all kinds for all of time #rhyming doesnt make a poem good meter doesnt make a poem good #but the like abandonment of rhyme in poetry These Days is such a loss to me personally and i don't know why were so afraid of it #havent we killed the beast of prescriptivism and formalism and pretension yet. why can't we do some rhymes again. #bebe rexha gets to rhyme ed sheeran gets to rhyme maroon 5 gets to rhyme. these idiots get to rhyme and poets dont???

[arcaneyouth]

started making a power point presentation about my ocs, made 2 slides, and then just stopped. i <3 creativity

#vent post #negative #mainly for the tags. heres your warning i got sad #to be fair. MOST of the problem is i want to make a power point presentation studying the themes of the story and every characters arc #which is a lot of fucking things! and i don't know how to organize it at all. and it of course has to touch on spoilers #but the other problem is overwhelming thoughts of 'nobody wants to see this' 😔 #which is so frustrating cause i have so much proof its not true #people tell me they love my stories and characters all the time. i'm so lucky for that #oh wait lol figured it out. i don't want to make a power point presentation actually #it just feels like the only way i'll ever be able to get across all the thoughts i have without being a bother #but i have a difficult time actually working with power points so it's not actually that fun to make #so i'm not even doing this for my sake i'm doing it for everyone else again god damn it #huh. i don't even really want to ramble about The Themes and the character arcs #i think i just want someone else to do it. to prove that i'm not the only one that sees it or something #to engage with my story and show me They Get It #it feels unreasonable to want but i do want someone to point at the themes and point at specific panels and give me their ideas on it #so we can bounce back and forth discussing the meaning and how the story functions which is my favorite thing ever #but i can't ask people to do that. that takes a lot of effort especially Right Now when everything is awful all the time #and i accept that cause jesus christ everything is awful all the time #but boy can i yearn #hyperfixating on my ocs is very cool. i do love it. i love caring so unbearably much about some guys i made #it does get lonely sometimes tho

[sugared-violets]

who needs surgeons when you can just reread the book that defined your adolescence and get your heart ripped out for free

#i didn't get through a whole chapter before i started crying #this is about the dusk gate chronicles which nobody on the face of the planet has ever heard of lol #it's just. these books meant EVERYTHING to me #i've never connected so deeply with any other protagonist. like there are others i LIKE more but this is different #quinn (the protag) just feels... idk like the same as me. almost every decision she makes is the one i would make and our flaws are the same #the love interest reminded me so much of the real boy i was in love with too and that kills me now #the core philosophy of the book literally held our stupid dysfunctional relationship together a couple times #but even now that i'm out and regret ever knowing him the philosophy still means so much to me just in a different way #the rose garden i was trying so hard to cultivate and grow and protect turned out to be nothing but thorns #and the dandelions i used to root out are the happiness i needed all along. yes they're easier but it's easy now because it's right and good #and now it hurts bc these books brought me so much joy but now its stained with associations to someone who hurt me carelessly #in a character that made me want to fall in love #for fucks sake he has the same NAME even. Will this and Will that i can't take it!!! #god. maybe i could find a way to read kindle books in my browser so i can use a deadname replacer on him lol #rename him something that won't break my heart every damn time i read it #anyway. sorry for this i am very sad #dani.txt

[spockoholic]

#天涯客 #tyk #faraway wanderers #wenzhou #THEYRE JUST LIKE JOE AND CHERRY FR FR #yby: GOD FOR ALL OF OUR SAKES JUST GET A ROOM AND FUCK IT OUT PLEASE #he's so done #he can't take it anymore #he needs earplugs and bleach #i didnt really intent to live blog me reading tyk but its short enough that it's just happening that way

[incomprehensiblebi]

i got that cabin fever fr

#i can't drive #none of my friends live less than an hour away so no way im asking them to come over #i haven't seen a single person my age in this neighbourhood #i need to get on that fucking plane yesterday #i hate america and its car centered everything #fuck off fuck right off #jesus christ girl just ask your mom to take you to a park or something fucks sake #god. #yeah i'll do that friday #ugh #good fucking night i got dentist in the morning

[headgehug]

THE DRUNK FLIRTY GIRL STORY HAPPENED IN FLORIDA??!

#kindly ignore me. #to be fair you can't always tell fr sure if its actually a true story but for the sake of my stupidity im gonna believe it #also because. well um. icon. maam. youre an icon #a little forward but umm #oh! for context for my normal friends who are like girl you good and reading my tags #which im so sorry #apparently this guy (mr. goldthwait. obviously.) had a lady come up to him and say like #if you come home with me I'll fuck you all night long #anyways im not gonna repeat the whole god damn thing but #yeah ill claim her for one of my own #it checks out #also i watch these youtube standup clips and go in the comments when I get bored and its just #the least funny middle aged men u ever seen going either #1) hes funnier without the voice thank god! or 2) gee i miss the voice rip real comedy #like girl do u not get it. #he doesn't perform for YOU he performs for me and that drunk lady #and the lady in the crowd telling him to take his shirt off #so in other news I'm thinking of maybe just starting a diary?

[xiaomao-ai-wo]

incurable fear of a friend thinking you like them because you spend time along together

#fucks sake #I can't believe even after all these years all it takes is one friend to get the wrong idea #that makes me question EVERY SINGLE other person I've spent time with #god they deserve more trust than this and yet #It just makes me want to isolate sigh #like how do you not watch my partner come to my games just to watch and hang out but never play himself and not even #piece it together? #fuck's sake dude #who fucking decides it's okay to tell me out of the blue that they deliberately canceled regular weekly plans because I would #be attending an event #and tell me this at the moment I have to leave early #are you serious? #the audacity? #like idk if it were a closer friend you know like that's a close friend thing to say I get it but like #AT THE MOMENT he said earlier in the week he had a scheduling conflict #I also said I had a conflict #and as such I fucking left early #ridiculous #why are people like this #it really is just like #it just takes one person I swear to god #Sorry that one person can't receive attention without getting the wrong idea but rip to any affection I had for my friends now #holy shit #idk how to feel