#FULL ON DATING BITCHES

[loudnclearspot]

❛  whatever you need, i'm just one phone call away.  ❜ ( from ivy )

"I'll be alright, sugar," Spot said pressing a kiss to Ivy's lips. "It's just a normal hit and dash. We'll take care of this scumbag and I'll be home in time for dinner with you and Cecilia." She did her best to assure her girlfriend, but she also knew she worried with good reason. "Don't you worry your pretty little mind over this."

#v: modern #FULL ON DATING BITCHES #orchestrahearts #ivy lynn

[bylertruther]

listen. i love el and i think she's a fascinating character. we all know this. i am very clear about this. but like. it really is SO crazy how she really came in and, like... fucked will's life up so fucking bad lmao. i know that it wasn't her fault, and i'm not saying it is, but that's just... such an excruciating writing choice.

it was a choice to have her be the one that opened the gate & essentially sliced will's life into an ugly before and after. it was a choice to have her replace him as mike's number one as soon as she came back into their lives. it was a choice to make her the party's mage and then "change" will from being their wizard to their cleric. it was a choice to make her his sister. it was a choice to purposely have her wear his clothes and have the same bangs. it was a choice to have her ignore him on mike's first day in lenora, despite the fact that he was mike's friend, too, and first. it was a choice to make her oblivious to his feelings.

it was a choice to make them love and genuinely care about each other. it was a choice to make her feel like a monster for everything that'd happened and kept happening. it was a choice to make will not resent her. it was a choice to make him support her enough that he's willing to uphold her lies to mike (!!!) of all people with his inaction.

it was a choice to have him spill his heart out to mike and gift him his painting all in her name. to have him be the one to unknowingly make mike finally say "i love you" to her in response to his confession. to have him realize too late that he's been needlessly pushing mike towards her this whole time.

it was a choice to place will right beside mike, his first ever friend and keeper of his heart, when he told el that his life started just as will's ended.

it was... a bold fucking choice to replace will with el in mike's eyes due to outside influence. it throws them into chaos and disarray because el and will are not interchangeable, and it shows in how...

mike seeks from el everything that will already gives him.

mike readily gives will everything that el begs him for.

el cannot read or understand mike in the innate, wordless, and familiar way that will does.

mike cannot be vulnerable with el, but he opens up to will without even needing to be asked.

mike always heeds, trusts, and listens to will, even when they're arguing or going through a rough patch.

mike always knows just how to mend things with will, because he knows exactly what he needs and he doesn't ever hesitate to do and give it. nor does he need anyone to help him with their conflicts either. he just knows.

el is always left waiting for him to do things for her that he's currently doing for will.

will visibly hates and feels uncomfortable lying to mike, but el can do it consistently with ease.

will is the one that loves mike how he truly wants (and needs) to be loved.

will hasn't been able to move on in full, because he was cast out of his own story and demoted to a supporting role behind the new lead.

el hasn't been able to find out who she really is, because she's been thrust into roles that were never meant for her to begin with. she has always been contorted into the shape of whatever others need or want her to be, but they don't fit because they aren't her.

and, like... there are so many things in this story, which is to say the show as a whole, that would not have happened had the men in el's life not done that. had they allowed her to just be, it's highly likely that the dominoes would've never fallen the way they have.

thankfully, the narrative is set up in such a way that it appears this disorder will rectify itself, but it's still so... upsetting to think about lol.

it all boils down to choices: who gets to make them, what choices they have, why they made those choices, and what happens after. that's all the show is: a series of choices, or a lack thereof, and their consequences with some monster mumbo-jumbo sprinkled on top.

#byler #they were so insane for that and the girlies just ate that shit right up!!!!! #like. wow. they literally did not have to fucking do any of that and yet. they did. they did!!!!!!!!!!!! soap opera moment. #will is so crazy insanely strong and good and full of love and hope because if it was me?! girl. god. i am not ur strongest soldier #i would be the most bitter resentful bitch alive srry . i kno she saved their lives n the world but she was also used to bring tht all upon #them and especially will. like. and then she became his sister and saved his life and became his friend and dated the love of his life #that he's known and has been the closest to literally since forever and she's a good person so it's not like he can even hate her. he can't #even if he wanted to even if he tried to because she's just like him in a way and it's just like . [clenches fist] #this trio is jus so juicy.... #mine

[artigas]

am i truly expected to wake up every goddamn day and keep my unbridled (and correct) hatred for taylor swift all to myself just because i want to make and keep friends? hell is empty and all the devils are here

#personal #flying very close to the sun by typing her full name on this post too #i know someone who is a self identified gaylor and i am begging her to stand up #she has a theory that taylor is dating matty healy to intentionally cancel herself ahead of her reputation re-release or some shit #and honestly i'd rather she be a flat earth-er and save us both the embarassment #forgive me for being a bitch i like lana del rey's music so clearly we all have irreparable flaws #i suppose we all have our favorite racist white women and that's a very personal and sacred choice

[teasel-backatitagain]

Thinking about her (Karina Braun)

#I do not like her in the slightest #But also want to explore Reiners feelings toward her post rumbling #Her 'oh yes i only want my son' bullshit is not flying with me (nor is it flying with jean AHAHAHAH) #Karina used Reiner as a tool to further her own desires #Putting a clear expiration date on her only son as the ripe age of ten #She sees him coming back from his trip to hell depressed suicidal self harming and does not care lol #She also gladly pushes gabby toward the same fate (and we know how Reiner feels about Gabby) #So yes propaganda propaganda but goddamn the amount of damages she caused her only son (a literal CHILD) #Reiner is somewhat aware of all that but feels conflicted about it and might kind of push it away #Cause god he has already lost so much #She would have AT BEST troubles reckoning with the full extend of it and properly atone for it #And at worst be a nasty bitch about it and straight up refuse to admit anything but still insists on having a relationship with her son #Idk man wherever she ends up falling on that spectrum Reiner is in for a fun time #(cause i do think he'd want some sort of relationship with her) #(also i think she wouldn't be fully on board with her son kissing devil men (yes jean) on the mouth so that's a problem to add to the list) #Interested about how jean would fit in all of that cause of course he'd be there every step of the way #(they're in love your honor there is just a chance they don't know it yet) #Between his mom being so not karina #his foul mouth #big heart and burning desire to prevent reiner from being trampled yet again #That would make for some fun discussions #So much possibilities... the juices are jussing #do i have the braincells to discuss all this with the nuance it deserves at this ungodly hour? no #hopefully at some point i will #reinjean adjacent #rambling

[redheadedfailgirl]

I'm now actively watching my ex try to hop into a new relationship on tinder. Her choices are between an incredibly hot, socialist, urban exploring, kerbals space program playing, computer science working, totally badass transfem, and a cis woman who's good at makeup and just kinda thicc. Can the peanut gallery please guess which one of these she's drooling over?

#if if helps you guess shes 100% a chubby chaser #not in the sense that she finds fat people attractive #shes full on fetishizing the chubby fem homies and its wild because she knows nothing about this girl but she is drooling #and she keeps getting away with it cuz i guess shes pretty and she knows it which makes a bitch do wild things #tranny dating shit

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

Happy anniversary.

#answers to questions nobody asked #beat my last streak of not trying to make a date with a high speed vehicle by making it for an entire year #do the causes pop up six times a day in my head like they used to? nope and sometimes i even go weeks without it #but they still do #amd sometimes it's a quick 'oh right. fuck off. hope you hurt the same.' #and sometimes it's a full day of 'fuck all y'all who put me there where's my fucking apology i made mine fuck you' etc #fun stuff #Logan's bitching again #fuckin still don't trust the couch not to be full of bedbugs and dad's still pouting about it rather than doing anything #fuckin assholes still trying to make my brothers homeless #fuckin still got my flinch response to anything halfway to that blue twink's aesthetic #fuck #just. fuck.

[notjanine]

i am in suuuuuch a weird headspace rn, my brain is like. i want half a boyfriend i want a husband i want an easy carefree hookup i want to have sex with only one more person in my entire life i want to have a slut era i want someone to fall in love with me i want to ruin a man's life. who am i

#like okay i said that guy was messy and maybe i am messy too #but only internally! i can at least be consistent and honest in my communication and behavior #but idek what is going on with me #is this a belated quarter life crisis is this being thirty is this what happens when grad school and an internship scramble your brain #scramble your brain so hard that your emotions and physical desires also go haywire #this month is gonna be so weird for me and like i'm depressed enough to not care if i live or die which is when i do my best flirting #and i (theoretically) will have enough time off to take care of myself and get good sleep and do skincare and hair care and work out #and do all the little things to make myself feel more confident #anyway all i know is. i have baby steps initiated progress on some things. #but also the mutually agreed upon six-month post-breakup communication moratorium with my ex is almost up and i am half tempted to call him #i am also half tempted to mess with the OTHER guy in our internship cohort even though that would be THEE messy bitch move #(do not let me do it physically stop me from doing it if it seems like i'm going to) #(but y'know he's. nice. nearby. single. quietly hilarious and has full lips and a similar schedule to my own. pls stop me) #(we might hang out next week. i will not WILL NOT invite him over. i repeat do NOT let me invite him over) #earlier this week i talked to a close very cool and fun and social friend about wanting to start dating again and she was like #Oh i know like ten guys for you lemme have another party and invite all of them and you #and i'm thisclose to being like. actually just fucken see if any of them will go on a blind date with me next weekend. #what the FUCK is wrong with me rn #ANYWAY lemme go work out and finally start the vampire show #bc exercise will distract my body and that toxic relationship bullshit will put a damper on these desires right. right?? #starting to understand why so many religions are like watch out for sins of the flesh or whatever. like how they're like temptation is bad. #lizzo_boys.mp3

[theholypeanut]

Finally got my longterm residence card 🫶🫶🫶 Never going back ✨🫡

#life really is full of surprises #where is sae Bachira and Lavinho #where are my Spanish bitches #hola seniorita sae please come pick me up for a date #bachira we can go eat churros I pay

[theygender]

I told myself that if I opened all the windows and lit incense I'd be okay but now I can't find any matches or lighters and I can't scream my frustrations while digging through every drawer in the house bc the windows are open. One of life's many trials

#ive looked through every drawer at least twice and i am trying VERY hard not to start dumping drawers out onto the floor #bc that would be a bitch to clean up #i found ONE box of matches out in plain sight on the kitchen counter and its full of spent matches. like its MOCKING me #WHY are there no matchboxes in the places where i usually leave matchboxes. has my gf used all of them are we actually out of matches?? #this is my fault for dating a magician isnt it 😭 #i know we have lighters somewhere to but for some reason only she seems to be able to find them #im going to lose my fucking marbles before she gets home from work #why have i tied my mental health in this moment to my ability to find matches. for fucks sake #rambling

[dragon-spaghetti]

Oh jeez it has been a minute since I've actually spoken here uh. Hi everyone!! I hope you're all keeping well 💖

#drag rambles #my brain hasn't been all here as of recent 🥲 #i blame work and burnout #did have a few days off there though!! #hope y'all had a good paddys day btw ☘️ #I've been a lot more active on Twitter as of late admittedly too so if you want more up to date ramblings then?? #feel free to pester me there lmao #/lh #but yeah apologies for the absence for the past While life has been. yeah #nothing eventful even just. monotonous. which has caused the consequences of previous bs to hit me full force #cause a bitch didn't confront those stresses properly at the time since he had too much shit going on. lmao #anyways I'm gonna head to bed it's late and I'm tired #but yee feel free to drop into my ask box for a chat or whatnot 💖

[catboydan]

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#ok my mum is turning into the MESSIEST bitch #full midlife crisis or smthn (that she brought on herself) #divorcing my stepdad after abusing him for years then calls HIM the abuser #made our lives hell as teenagers to where my sister moved out before graduating high school #completely out of touch with how to treat a human being whether relative friend or stranger tbh #anyway. today she gave a 1-month notice to her workplace and rather and they said actually. just go now #they WALKED HER OUT ON THE SPOT #they just didn’t want her around. apparently everyone is so done with her #and she really thought she was well-liked. no. she is not #like they didn’t fire her. they’re gonna pay her the last month. they just don’t want her around anymore #also she’s dating her ex-only friend’s exboyfriend who apparently sucks ass so. #karma I guess #and you know what? I don’t even feel gleeful. I just feel sad to see a life wasted like that #the person she could be vs the shell she is. #val comes out of hiding

[frightmarefalls]

I’m fucking losing my shit I love this show so much like pls I beg of you go watch a league of their own

#this part especially got me but there’s been so many good moments #Carson walked into a “friends of Dorothy” bar not getting what that means #literally right after talking about taking her secret girlfriend to a real dinner date #and got angry at Lupe and Jess for trying to trade teams she assumes bc she found them there #talking about ‘I’m going to tell everyone so they know who you really are’ #and giving Lu a full-blown panic that they’re gonna be outed #when this bitch fucking gay too hahdkshjsk #like I’m actually cracking up I had to pause and scream into a pillow for a moment at this miscommunication #or misunderstanding #LMAO and the ‘play for the other team’ seeming like an ennuendo when she means literally hahahahahaha #also the moment where Bert gives Max a haircut I actually started crying #bc it’s like realizing that your home doesn’t have to be at odds with your queerness #whaaaaaaa #this show is so good #a league of their own #rae.txt #liveblogging

[spoopy-action-at-distance]

Dealing with your dead parent's financial mess sure is An Experience. It's 50% stress, 50% complex collaborative problem-solving, and 50% feeling like you're in the audience of a convoluted and absurd comedy skit that keeps throwing up punchline after punchline.

In six months, I went from someone who had a reasonably well-to-do parent who I was estranged from for the sake of my wellbeing, and whose inheritance I was thinking of refusing to spare myself the family infighting, to being the one who has to juggle several debtors, thousands of euros' worth of someone else's debts, several institutions who don't communicate with each other half the time, and the additional surprise paperwork generated by everyone else involved having signed themselves the fuck out of this mess. I wasn't prepared for how complicated the bureaucratic aftermath of a death would be on a good day, and I certainly wasn't prepared for the bureaucratic bog that is the death of someone whose main response to financial problems had apparently been "I'm not paying for that" for several years.

Thank heavens that debt isn't automatically inheritable in my country, and thank fuck there was nothing substantial to inherit there. At the moment I'm basically an unpaid case manager who will not become personally responsible for his case's liabilities as long as he does everything by the book. Also the book was written by someone who didn't quite realise that a case like this could happen. The standard assumption within the public system seems to be that an estate will have some debt and some funds, and likely end up on the black side of the ledger. No one tells you that sometimes you will get a bit of a clown car parade instead.

Someone suggested that once I'm done, I ought to write How To Deal With The Indebted Estate You Inherited When You're Fucking Broke And Everyone Else Has Fucked Off: The Authoritative Blog Post. I said that I doubt I have a comprehensive understanding of the issue. "You think someone does?" they countered. They work within public bureaucracy, so I'm inclined to believe they know what they're on about.

If I do write that blog post, it's gonna come with a soundtrack of a techno Can Can version of Offenbach's Orpheus in the Underworld, the musical staple of Very Stupid Drama of the Week Explained in a Tumblr Video, with the following caption: "for full immersive experience, imagine that the manic bass beat is a hammer swinging wildly in the immediate vicinity of your head. You're entirely fine because it hasn't hit you. Yet."

#parental death #this is me right now #I'm living a disconcerting stand-up skit that has so many layers that it has gone the full circle via unfunny to being funny again #this ride has an expiration date but until it arrives my choices are basically to keep dodging and to either cry or bitch or laugh about it #or sometimes when a friend asks for an update to make a dying whale noise and scare an old lady standing behind us in the checkout line #seriously people if you have a financially unstable parent and the option to legally renounce any and all inheritance is available to you #do give it some Grave and Careful Consideration even before they die #trying to protect family honour isn't worth it because NO ONE'S gonna come out of this kinda thing without looking like a bit of an idiot #and the clown car ride might sometimes be funny but it might also give you brand new stress-related diseases

[mejomonster]

i have, somehow, finally returned to writing the Original the blank files story that spawned the absolute plethora of other stories. and i 

i realize it is absolutely critical this story takes place in the 2000s

#rant #tbf #i mean. its meant to be set around 2012 and just prior and just after anyway #but i realize the HIGH SCHOOL portions are SO colored by the 2000s experience #theres just. a specific brand of WTF homophobia even from other baby gays who knew no better from that era #i remember being called homophobic shit BY the other gay kids because once we were exes #theyd pretend to be straight and make fun of me for liking pussy like OK well u wanted me to touch urs so maybe #ur joke about me eating tacos and being a carpet muncher freak is a little hypocritical no? #but like. that was ABOUND #and even if u Were somehow straight or exclusively dealing with straight ppl #they would do these 'gay marriages' of 2 straight girls acting married cause theyre Great Friends JUST so they could then insult #any girls who ACTUALLY liked girls #and guys? oh man poor guys. gay and all variants of gay were used Intensively to bully #i think the only guy friend i had who handled it alright was my also bi friend. who was class clown and a full bitch and he could insult #everyone back while also Towering over everyone so like. aside from thinking it was bizzare gay was an insult #they couldnt hurt him much #but yeah like me and him were the only people vaguely aware we were bi bitches in high school. (because everyone was biphobic and said #we werent real -.- ) #it was ah. a way different high school experience #like. im really not kidding u could be a lesbian butch dating only other lesbian butches #and the second u would break up ur dyke ex would call YOU a filthy dyke carpet munching freak and spread rumors about u #despite ALL of yall looking like the obvious gay people here. it was certainly some Bullshit #(also its probably a miracle i didnt date many boys because im SO fucking queer and so fucking masculine i think id have short circuited #and lost my shit if a person called me anything like queen GOD YUCK) #also being trans in retrospect. explains so much of my teen years #lol one of my BIGGEST teen crushes was also nonbinary in retrospect. we Knew somehow before we Knew. #probs why we clicked. we both didnt act like the goddamn percieved gender ppl treated us as

[yume-fanfare]

I WATCH ONE FULL THROTTLE 4 MV (welcome sicks) AN FI GET THIS OUT OF NOWHERE IS IV OK????

DONT WATCH FT4 MVS. /J

theyre all a LOT would take up like half of the haniwa tierlist fr. iv is Not okay and neither is anyone else really

#ft4 are the most 'oh so like all anime idols have trauma right? (cracks knuckles)' of haniwa #no but mhmm all of them involve death and The most intense and graphic one is fake star #so 👍 caution #well except timeline but it doesn't have a full mv yet #(i would die for a full timeline mv. its a song about e-dating its so funny compared to everything else) #welcome sicks is so fun though love seeing the first meetings <3 #but i Refuse to believe yui gets bitches it simply is not canon to me #he's bi but no one wants him. should be an absolute disaster #also to me rio is the ideal man <3 rio #hworks #mayoiayasep #preguntas

[persephone39999]

let me drown you | follow me...

#date ideas #riverwitch #persephone39999 #goddess #demon #alternative #ritual #full moon #inked #girls with tattoos #dark #goth witch gf #water #moody #personal #its me bitch #mythology #persephone #sacrifice #goth gf